| FREE Gasoline For Anyone Who Reviews My Profile!!!
Posted: 5/19/2008 1:28:40 PM | FREE Gasoline For Anyone Who Reviews My Profile!!!
Here's how to play -
1) Go to gas station
2) Fill up the tank of your car with your preferred choice and brand of gasoline
3) Pay the counter guy or the credit card/ATM robot
4) Save your receipt
5) In the year 2078, to commemorate the future day when hover cars can run on crushed Twinkies, send me that receipt and I will reimburse you in full!
Wait, I'll probably be dead in 2078. And so will you. I think the Twinkies might make it though....
Ok, that idea just didn't work so how about just reviewing my profile?
Thanks in advance for reading my profile and any tips or suggestions or commentary. | |
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| FREE Gasoline For Anyone Who Reviews My Profile!!!
Posted: 5/19/2008 1:45:50 PM | Well, I don't know what my fellow co~workers will think, but I like your profile.
I'd add more pics., you can post up to 8 and your main should be a close up of your smiling face.
You could add a few more interests, as these come up in searches.
Overall, I think you've done a good job. A bit long, but the type of woman you're looking for would probably be compelled to read it.
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| FREE Gasoline For Anyone Who Reviews My Profile!!!
Posted: 5/19/2008 1:58:44 PM | I'd have to agree with LoserMagnet on this one. It's a bit long and more than a bit smart-assed, but you walked a fine line and didn't go tooooo far over the edge into jerk-town at any gigven point.
One thing I think you could explain a bit better is this point:
If you do drugs, to my definition of it, I'm not interested but good luck to you
Be good to know what your definition of it is. Illegal drugs? Or ANY drugs. Insulin, imitrex, Advil? High blood pressure meds? Anti-depressents? Maybe you could briefly spell it out.
I agree you need lots more pics. | |
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| FREE Gasoline For Anyone Who Reviews My Profile!!!
Posted: 5/19/2008 6:37:08 PM | The problem with lists is that they become monotonous far too fast. Your lists were done very well, but I still found by the third set I was like “ffs, c’mon already… give me some sort of paragraph, you grossly educated heathen!”. Okay, that was my moment of weakness for the day… I’m back to blows rays of motherfcuking sunshine out of my azz as per the status quo.
I honestly really liked it! When I read the two reviews from Urs and Maggie I assumed, “oh yea, what else is new… the ladies were turned to mush by a tall, dark, and handsome single professional” but honest I can see where they get the soupy panties from. You are all of those things, and successful, intellectual, and ambitious to boot. I’m assuming you are a doctor but I’ve made that assumption prematurely on here before. If you are I wonder why you don’t just come out and say it, and then weed out the additional action you’d receive because of it.
Where I see the wheels fall off the Hand-I-Van is with your overly sentimental approach. You bring up the idea of you two being together as a couple or family unit MANY times, and one is too many. But you beat this sucker to within an inch of it’s life only to bring it back to life for the chance to beat it to death again. Women are quickly turned off by talk about being together forever or a guy who wants to do all he can for a woman. At times it appeared almost feigned in your “what you bring to the game” section. I’d consider toning it back a bit.
You made a bit of a contradiction there by telling her in one section that you make enough to afford her the luxury of not working, working part-time, or doing charity/volunteer work to be happy, yet you ask that she gainfully employed. It’s a bit of a mixed message and it also may be viewed as a red flag that what you see isn’t what you might necessarily get.
Your deal breakers section could you a bit of an overhaul, and when I say overhaul I truly mean Select All and then Delete All. They are rhetorical. Most people don’t want married people, those looking for open or alternative relationships, those who do drugs/drink excessively/whore it up, and how many people who think they can’t handle their vice can even admit it to themselves, let alone you? I’d leave these be. Most of this is covered in your mail restrictions already, and if you display your penchant for boozing or coke-snorting with hookers then those who do likely won’t have much interest in you.
I think I see where you were headed with the first date section but it doesn’t work out well in my eyes. But then again I’m not a woman so I really don’t know. Most women take this kind of stuff pretty seriously. In fact, most tend to fantasize about the perfect first date. You made a joke about it. Just something to think about. And I wouldn’t mention making out or sex… women are so sceptical about men being horn-dogs as it is, and you just gave them fodder to believe you might be one of those crotch-sniffers.
Your main pic is good but you’ve got sunglasses on. But it’s appealing enough that it will attract attention. We really can’t see your face though in either of them so consider adding a close-up sans sunglasses. You can have 8 shots on your profile, why not use up that space provided. Also, consider adding a few more interests.
Great profile in need of a bit of help. A few minor adjustments and you could be in some serious business… ass kicking business! Where’s my gun and cool hat for the corp?
Oh, I nearly forgot. You have no mail restrictions. Although this may seem like you are open to anyone, it sends a different message often enough. It’s a small thing but often the small things are what sinks a guy, especially when everything else seems too good to be true. They tend to look for the minor flaw to bust open the dam. | |
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