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valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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What's one thing you loved/love/miss about your ex? Posted: 12/23/2008 6:04:22 AM
One thing I truly loved about my ex was watching her leave and knowing that she'd never, ever return grin V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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spending the holidays single.. Posted: 12/20/2008 8:20:14 AM
I'm spending it alone and I dont have a bloody choice in the matter. I have a significant other but I dont have a family. Christmas is my "broody day", the entire season is a very miserable time for me personally and I can't wait until it's over. Theres no point in my being around her while I'm in this frame of mind. However, I wish everyone else a very merry Christmas V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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The worst breakup line ever Posted: 12/12/2008 5:27:38 AM
"love isn't enough"

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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Will You Marry Me? Posted: 12/11/2008 4:15:10 PM
I'd marry for love rather than aspire to further "obligate" someone to me for the sake of being with them Las Vegas, here we come grin V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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He doesn't know... Posted: 12/11/2008 4:09:50 PM
Usually, "you're too nice" translates into "you're not nasty enough bed" You're obviously wasting your time with this person, I hope Santa brings you a better man for Christmas. Kind regards, V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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When our military men go away...... Posted: 12/11/2008 4:06:26 PM
I agree with LilithsDaughter Cheating is cheating, regardless of who the person is. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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Whats it like for our Soldiers and their Families Afterwards.... Posted: 12/11/2008 6:08:38 AM
I feel lost here too, what can we do though Kane??? You know how it is, you just end up getting together with other "ex forces" and offered booze, then you get tanked and spend the night acting as though you're in the army again Then you sober up and feel like shit. Have some moronic girl leaning over and asking, "what are you thinking??? what is wrong???" what's the point of even trying to explain, she wont understand, she couldn't understand. They never do how could they. Or she'll judge you. They always do. Then you're hated for being so "silent" hahaha you can't **ing win either way. Civilians dont understand, they can't understand and regardless of what they say they do NOT want to understand either. Civilians apply "civilian feelings" to soldiers and try to understand things from that place, it's why we have so many stupid movies with over dramatic music and slow motion. "Oh I saw Saving Private Ryan so I understand how soldiers must feel now... because that movie made me cry" They imagine themselves, as a civilian, in that situation. That's how they "rationalise" things "hey tell me a war story har har har... so how many guys did you kill..." The guys want to know about the violence and the girls want to try and heal you so they can have power over you. There is no honour here, there is no community, no unity, no togetherness. There is no "brotherhood" and theres no going back "home", it's completely disorganised. ** this place

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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Whats it like for our Soldiers and their Families Afterwards.... Posted: 12/11/2008 4:32:08 AM
I'll be perfectly honest with you, I look down on civilian men and always will despite my now being one myself. Any man from my background would be the same way inclined. We're on this side of the fence, they're on the other. I will never allow a pencil shuffler from an office tell me how it is, where it's at or how it's going to be. Period. He will never earn the right. They have no honour, they have no self respect. They're maggots and will continue to be maggots until they earn the privilege of being considered otherwise. Until then, they're worthless maggots. A civilian has no place, position or authority to "validate" a soldier or veteran, if they tried their well meaning sentiments would meet with undesired results. I am ex airborne forces, I was involved with US airborne forces. We all felt the same way about civilians and I can't see that ever changing. I have liberated and saved more Muslim lives than any pot-headed college student who stood against the war. While Michael Moore was riding around in his big black limousine I, like thousands of other men and women beside, were ensuring that he had the freedom and safety to do so. We were the ultimate prostitutes and were disregarded in the same fashion not only by our respective governments but by the very people we protected The people who paid our wages with their taxes. Many of us feel betrayed, I feel betrayed. I'm an anarchist now, many of us are and someday, we will have justice. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Whats it like for our Soldiers and their Families Afterwards.... Posted: 12/11/2008 4:07:11 AM
The UK and the USA equally provide the most professional military training on the planet bar none but they dont return the courtesy in the forms of rehabilitating you back into civilian life You are never a "regular" person again. Many "regular people" seem to think that when a person leaves the armed forces all of their military knowledge and training simply "vanishes" as though it had never even existed in the first place, this couldn't be further from the truth. It stays with you, there "is no off switch" If so inclined, I could kill just as indiscriminately and as efficiently as I did when I was ordered to do so in the past. It's scary to live with. I was a killer, I was trained to kill. I was forged into a trigger. We all were. I wish it would just "go away" but it doesn't and it never will. I'm not suggesting that I have "violent intentions" towards others, I dont, I dont harbour any psychotic fantasies. Yet grin But I will always be a killer and I will always be a trained killer, no amount of my growing my hair long or wearing pretty eye liner in an effort to soften my eyes will change that. Veterans deserve respect but never sympathy. Never feel sorry for a veteran. I will spend my life struggling to adapt to civilian life, I will remain in "limbo" as will thousands of other men and women like me. We were taught to hate civilians and eventually we did, there was a reason for that. So when you eventually become a civilian imagine how it must feel. You go from being part of "the elite" (depending on the regiment, not all soldiers are infantry or airborne) to being offered work in an office pushing pencils It's crushing. When you're a soldier and live within a forces community, you have a sense of honour, unity and pride. A civilian environment has no sense of honour, unity or pride. It's disorganised and worthless. A civilian community is weak. I haven't yet met a civilian who understands the meaning of honour. Yours, V

valentinoscaramanga

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would you ever give your partner to a stranger for sex while you sit and watch? Posted: 12/10/2008 12:47:01 PM
js104c1 you dont know us or our story but I'm sure it'd give you enough masturbation material to last a lifetime. I'm sorry you lack the means to run in a circle, perhaps you should have a few puffs of your asthma inhaler before hand??? I'm sure it would help and would no doubt do wonders for that unfortunate physique of yours grin Remember to stop by again for your "final word", you're actually offending yourself on my behalf haha thank you for saving me the trouble :-))) Go watch barely legal porn you fat office boy wimp, you have the breaking strain of a match stick. Yours, V

valentinoscaramanga

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would you ever give your partner to a stranger for sex while you sit and watch? Posted: 12/10/2008 12:16:14 PM
Oh we didn't behave like terrorists js104c1, not that you'd have a single damned clue about war given than you're a snivelling little pen pusher with obvious weight problems, but now that you mention it, I was involved in joint operations with US forces and we simply "fragged 'em like we saw 'em" They deserved it, that's how war works I'm afraid (it isn't like the movies, sorry) you're only as strong as the weakest link in your unit and we simply had no other choice but to survive and get the job done. Else, a man in an interesting costume may have blown up another American building and I'm sure you wouldn't have wanted that, would you. Obviously, boasting about your three inch penis wouldn't be very clever now would it grin Bye bye V P.S dont hate me because I'm prettier than your girlfriend, just send me sordid messages instead, they're far more stimulating P.P.S Ana is my girlfriend oh I LOVE her so much grin P.P.S sorry, I forgot, you dont have a girlfriend

valentinoscaramanga

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would you ever give your partner to a stranger for sex while you sit and watch? Posted: 12/10/2008 11:38:51 AM
js104c1 I used to watch guys like you get fragged back in Afghanistan :-))) Hint: I did the fragging Now go play x-box you wheezing little twit before you give yourself any more sweat patches grin Merry Christmas V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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would you ever give your partner to a stranger for sex while you sit and watch? Posted: 12/10/2008 11:13:57 AM
"Hahaha, I like how you threw the "fact" in there Romeo. Next time turn off the TV when you guys do it, then you'll notice the bored look in her eyes." Aww that's a low blow grin speaking of which, how's your mother??? da dum tsh We could do this forever. Thank you for letting me humiliate you V

valentinoscaramanga

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would you ever give your partner to a stranger for sex while you sit and watch? Posted: 12/10/2008 7:55:42 AM
It sounds pointless and I'm sure she'd agree. There would simply be no way in hell he'd be able to satisfy her as well as I can grin (fact) Besides, I'm greedy and dont share. V

valentinoscaramanga

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why am i still arguing with my father 4 years after we buried him ? Posted: 12/10/2008 7:29:17 AM
I never visit my fathers grave, he was an excellent soldier, highly decorated, very well respected but behind closed doors he was something else entirely. After his suicide I felt as though I had his voice inside of my head, it was like being possessed by a drill sergeant. That voice is now long gone. It wasn't an auditory hallucination, more so a "mental voice" of sorts and a very negative one at that. I have many of his high morals, principals, a code of honour but that's it. Sounds like he humbled you in the way mine humbled me. Sounds like you learned from that pain, appreciated that you shouldn't treat others in the same way, it's a blessing in disguise so he actually did you a favour all along. Remain defiant my friend, you'll someday prove to yourself that you were twice the man he ever was. Kind regards, V

valentinoscaramanga

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why am i still arguing with my father 4 years after we buried him ? Posted: 12/10/2008 5:42:11 AM
I'm haunted by everyone I lost, especially during the Christmas season. I used to love this time of year. It's amazing how loss can take everything you once loved and turn it against you, isn't it. I tried going shopping the other day, the Christmas music and sight of all the families together triggered something in me, I found myself feeling so alone and grief stricken I could barely breathe. It was excruitiating. I'm on the other side of the "arguing with them" phase, I can remember the process, I think we all go there. Everyone does. Now I'm just frozen inside. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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whats a mans soft spot? Posted: 12/9/2008 6:51:35 AM
The right use of words does it for me, that's my "soft spot", no amount of lame "pre rehearsed" sexual gesture carried over from a previous relationship will cut it. Dont ever touch me as though I'm your ex boyfriend, it may have worked on him but I can absolutely guarantee you that it would have no impact on me at all and you'll go away feeling pathetic. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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cheating.. Posted: 12/7/2008 11:46:09 AM
So, you've told your husband you're bisexual and are now surprised as to why he's on a dating website flirting with women... raised eyebrow You had women give you a lapdance for HIS enjoyment and you're bisexual??? har har har, guffaw guffaw guffaw, chortle chortle chortle, who are you trying to deceive here??? You're both doomed to commit adultery, divorce now before this escalates into a painful drama. Oh but of course, technically it isn't "cheating" if you're with another "girl" right grin Yeah I've heard it all before. I wont even go into the irony of you being on a dating website too I often wish I had a bisexual's capacity to justify everything selfish I do, it'd certainly give my conscience a nice vacation. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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SECRETS... Posted: 12/7/2008 5:04:10 AM
I'm Batman shrugs oh GOD that feels good...

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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My best friend is a guy - how does that affect men I might date? Posted: 12/7/2008 4:48:55 AM
You're in love with your best friend V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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why does my boyfriend go soft during intmacy Posted: 12/7/2008 4:42:02 AM
Yeah let's blame drugs and booze for his flaccid penis... After all, a woman need only use a lame "pre-rehearsed" move lifted from a movie, music video or taught by an ex-boyfriend to turn a guy on If it doesn't work well, he's either gay or on medication. It's always, always the guys fault isn't it... Yes, I'm being sarcastic. He's either nervous, lacking in sexual confidence or you're just really, really crap in bed. Most girls your age are, no offense. Anyway, dont bother asking us, go talk to him about it. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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if you were/are involved with a married woman, should you expect her to choose you over her husband? Posted: 12/7/2008 4:29:42 AM
I'm 100% with Dempcey. Homewrecker.

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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Is being woke up with sexual favors rape or not? Posted: 12/7/2008 4:18:26 AM
What the hell is with these "rape" threads??? You can't rape the willing, it's as simple as that. I've been "stirred" from my sleep by an uninvited female mouth fellating my genitals in the past, I didn't "cry rape" over it I just told her to **** off. Actually, I want to believe I was raped by her in order to create a silly drama, give me sympathy, support my drama so I can create a scandal. I'm a victim of rape!!! Let's cause a scene!!! I was molested!!! Your friends are without question absolutely pathetic. Pfft... V

valentinoscaramanga

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if you were/are involved with a married woman, should you expect her to choose you over her husband? Posted: 12/7/2008 4:05:21 AM
I agree with Dempcey, do you even have a conscience??? You're nothing more than a vulture picking at the wolfs scraps only to fly away before he returns. Be a man and end the relationship. You've done enough damage. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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How many is too many? Posted: 12/6/2008 7:37:44 AM
Who cares, it's just flesh, it's what's beneath the flesh which matters. As long as they dont have an STD I honestly couldn't care less and wouldn't even enquire as to how many people they'd shagged in the past anyway, it's one of the most retarded questions a person could ask someone. It's like being 13 years old all over again and asking someone, "hey, so how many people have you kissed at school???" Make the most of being young and pretty before you end up in the suburbs. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Are more women turning to women because they're fed up with men? Posted: 12/6/2008 7:35:05 AM
She was obviously bisexual to begin with, you can't "turn" someone gay just as you can't rape the "willing" V

valentinoscaramanga

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Fake fun wrestling or boxing with your partner? Turn on or turn off??? Posted: 12/6/2008 5:14:27 AM
Just go to a good kickboxing club and find a female sparring partner I once had the living crap beaten out of me by this 6ft tall "amazon woman" with a Mohawk during a sparring match at a local Muay Thai club, it was incredible, I just couldn't bring myself to hit her back. Actually tell a lie, she was "tougher" than me and I was "owned" Good lord, she was something. Wow V

valentinoscaramanga

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Women, Sex and Cars Posted: 12/6/2008 5:01:20 AM
To be honest, I think it's really creepy to know that a bunch of so called "intellectuals" conducted a study like this to begin with. "Hey guys, listen I have this awesome idea" "What is it Frank??? I hope it's good because we're bored out of our minds here..." "Get this... are you ready??? are YOU ready??? let's say we go rev some car engines all day and see if it turns women on!!!" "YES!!!" raised eyebrow I mean, really... 20 bucks says they were the same bunch of guys in highschool who would harp on about how "Spanish fly" works. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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Time for a baby? Posted: 12/6/2008 4:25:19 AM
Right now this couple are happy and have their "bubble", leave them be., God to the pair of 'em. Everyone they know will probably aspire to burst that bubble and that's where things can become sour. It's amazing how "peers" can introduce insecure thoughts and feelings into the hearts of two lovers which in turn work to poison their relationship with eachother. The cynical, over concerned best friend: "Oh you're fighting now??? yeah I told ya it wasn't real, you were both just 'needy', hey the 'honeymoon period' is over huh har har har well this is 'real life' we're 'adults' and theres no such thing as love, here have another drink... this world sucks, nothing ever goes right and thank you for letting me poison your relationship just so I could sit here and say 'I told you so'... say wanna watch some porn???" Yes, they're clearly both needy or unstable for behaving in a manner which you lack the experience to understand. They're obviously in love, leave them alone. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Time for a baby? Posted: 12/6/2008 4:10:40 AM
It does seem hurried but sometimes people just "know" and once they do, well that is just that. Theres so many examples of people who meet this way or have that special feeling, where they both just "know" It has to be mutual else it isn't real. But people pay no attention to stories like these because it's too easy and let's face it, easy = boring. Most people these days want a miserable story to relate to, "negative" is "in" right now and maybe has been for almost two decades. Misery and cynicism have almost become a trend. In this cynical world full of cheaters, back stabbers, adulterers and single minded opportunists who do horrible things to others it's easy to lose faith in "love" but it does exist, it's simply undeniable. Some people just "know" and will spend the rest of their lives together with no miserable dramas, others dont and spend their lives in a skeptical state of mind. There are many feelings which are easily confused with "love" and sometimes people just settle for that instead You can't find love, it finds you, that's how it works and once you find it, you can either fuck it up or embrace it and be happy. I have a tendency to fuck everything up grin V

valentinoscaramanga

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Abusive past, should I reveal? Posted: 12/5/2008 9:22:30 AM
Thousands of people who survived the holocaust didn't go on to abuse, or become addicts, or violent deviants so why should anyone else??? They had it a damned sight harder than us and went on to achieve many great things. It's a bullshit excuse created by "pop psychologists", nothing more. That's how I feel. I have an awful past, I dont wear it as a badge of authority and I dont use it to make allowances for the stupid things I do. I do stupid, self destructive, reckless things because I can be a complete idiot and enjoy hurting myself. It's entirely my fault and I take full responsibility for it, I have no one to blame for it other than myself. You COULD have a good relationship for as long as you dont choose to **** it up, it's as simple as that. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Abusive past, should I reveal? Posted: 12/5/2008 7:07:49 AM
If I become emotionally involved with a person then I feel morally obligated to make them aware of my "past", I never use it as an excuse to justify my "bad behaviour" though and I dont offer any "sob stories" either. It just an act of respect and also more covenant, especially if they're laying beside me one night and hear me scream "no" in my sleep. I've never been abusive in a relationship though, but I do have my scars and I can be very broody as a result. I'm haunted, just like you. But I'm self destructive rather than violent toward others. It's admirable that you're "confessing your sins" publicly, you clearly carry a great deal of guilt for your previous actions but you're going to be useless in a relationship unless you make peace with yourself and your shame. No one will heal you, no one will offer you the answers, it's down to you and you alone. The bottom line is, you either choose to hurt people or you choose not to hurt people, it's as simple as that, a "traumatic past" has nothing to do with it. I hope you find some peace. Kind regards, V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

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not Will you marry me? Posted: 12/5/2008 4:36:09 AM
I haven't proposed to anyone yet, no one will ever see me on my knee's like a groveling animal, no one. Okay well, unless I'm being tortured by either REM's Everybody Hurts or Untitled by Simple Plan, then maybe... Good GOD almighty I hate those songs However, I've been proposed to a few times in the past. The girls I knew always acted as though they were doing something 'modern' or 'against type' which, I think is half the reason why they did it else I'd be married to them right now. Fortunately, I'm not. I was an "experiment", that's all I've ever been in a relationship. I dont have any "romantic proposals" but I have a weird story to share, a girl once "engaged us" without my knowledge. Like an "underhanded marriage proposal" I had no idea that she'd invested months into planning "her wedding" to me (I would've just been arm candy), really I didn't see any of this coming, I had no idea about any of this while we were dating. But she'd told everyone that we were getting married, even had her parents take her wedding dress shopping. She convinced her friends and her family that we were getting married. They were all really excited for her because "they'd never seen her so happy..." I was completely unaware the whole time. Then out of nowhere she's referring to me as her fiancé in public, "this is my fiancé", I thought it was a playful joke. It came to a head during a social event, we were at the dinner table. Her parents are there, some friends. Everyone is drinking wine and laughing as they do, "har har har ho ho ho" you know how it is and then this guy (the "harmless" gay friend) stands up and begins tapping his glass. I thought he was going to announce his engagement to his boyfriend or something, but nope, he's tipsy and it begins. "I've been friends with (her) for (time period) and blah blah blah... I propose a toast to (me and her) upon their recent engagement to eachother (gay rant about wanting to catch the flowers and blah blah blah)" laughter, cheers, applause I started laughing because I thought it was some kind of "harmless gay guy" joke, "har har har good one har har har" but then her father is like, nudge nudge "I would've preferred it if you had asked for my daughters hand before proposing to her" everyone is excited, she's bright red and I'm absolutely **ing gob smacked. It takes alot to shock me, that shocked me. Literally, I was stunned into silence for the rest of the evening, just staring down at my plate muttering, "what... the... **" to myself over and over. We didn't get married, we broke up soon after that fiasco. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Deceit kills relationship Posted: 12/4/2008 7:04:38 AM
For the record, I'm genuinely not marriage material, no one can or will prove me wrong and I'm no different in here than I am my personal life. People meet online now, it's just the way it is. But some really do believe that the people they're speaking to 'aren't real' as though they're corresponding with a computer program designed to emulate a human personality rather than a flesh and blood person at all. They sign off and that personality appears to vanish into nothingness. It just proves how the human race has the capacity to be completely disassociated from itself. It's why online bullying is so popular. But theres fakers everywhere, online and offline. It's not exclusive to the internet. Personally, I feel that more often than not, the internet proves to be nothing more than a glorified public toilets wall rather than a communication tool of any kind.

valentinoscaramanga

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Deceit kills relationship Posted: 12/4/2008 4:46:39 AM
One of the worst stories I know of involving internet deceit involves a girl who stole pictures from a models myspace page and used them as her own. She had this models pictures, video clips, you name it. No one suspected anything. She used a social network site, used the chat rooms and so on under her assumed identity. She befriended this married guy from the chat rooms, eventually they're on MSN, on SKYPE, they're calling eachother on the phone and speaking all night. It becomes serious, he falls in love with her. He's thinking she's the girl in the pictures she's stolen. He think's he found the girl of his dreams. He tells his wife everything and they separate. This girl kept this up for months and months, she has a million different "convincing" excuses as to why they can't "meet" and he laps it up as a cat would milk from a bowl. By this point he's now living in a small apartment, I mean he really changed his life for this girl. Eventually she's exposed as a fraud and this guy was so devastated he killed himself over it. This really happened I can't even begin to tell you how many fake profiles I've found maintained by women who have "escaped" into beautiful images they've stolen. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Deceit kills relationship Posted: 12/4/2008 4:34:34 AM
Oh yes, a big resounding yes. My all time favourite, "I'm dying" I came so close to loving this girl which is how she succeeded in fooling me. She (and various other sources involved with her) convinced me that she was terminally ill I was younger and more naive, but I fell for it, hook, line and sinker. Let's just say I got myself into a great deal of trouble in trying to provide this girl with the "best time" ever, I tried to "rescue her", made incredible personal sacrifices for her. I actually made myself sick, the stress was monumental. I dont know what the hell came over me. It all seemed so real. She was an incredible actress. She even convinced her parents, I'd have meetings with them hahah we'd be sat there together discussing her, it was madness. Of course, it was all a lie hahaha it wasn't a sick joke, I know now that she was trying to "trap" me, like how some girls say "I'm pregnant" when they're really not in an effort to trap the guy. It took me a long while to shake off that experience. In hindsight I can laugh, I'm actually impressed. I'm so grateful for that experience. V

valentinoscaramanga

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High Stamina or Retarded Ejaculation? Posted: 12/3/2008 5:20:30 PM
I'm not meaning to blow my own trumpet but I have the sexual stamina of a Duracell Bunny and can go for hours and hours. It's not because I have a "small penis", take drugs or jerk off all day, I do have a sex drive, it just takes a great deal to stimulate or satisfy me else I get bored I've faked so many orgasms in my time. Some girls just try way too hard in bed. This is why I'm usually the "giver" in a sexual scenario, she's usually always satisfied long before I am and I'm happy with that, I always set out to satisfy my lover first and foremost. It makes me happy to satisfy my lover and I know what I'm doing. I've yet to meet a woman who can make me pre-ejaculate, I didn't even pre-ejaculate when I lost my virginity. It's as simple as that. V

valentinoscaramanga

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If you died today.... Posted: 12/3/2008 1:20:09 PM
I live in a private apartment and keep pretty much to myself, I dont have a family or a "next of kin" It'd be a while before my remains were discovered and I take a strange kind of comfort in that because I have nothing to live for and could choose to die whenever I wanted and hurt absolutely no one in the process. In the scheme of things, I'm utterly irrelevant. I wouldn't be remembered and wouldn't want to be remembered either. I wager my corpse would be found during the black putrefaction stage of human decomposition so my remains would be infested with interesting insects. It wouldn't be a very appealing sight at all and the smell would no doubt be ghastly. It would be the smell which attracted attention and only then, would I be found dead. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Married Women Looking For Sex Posted: 12/3/2008 1:02:47 PM
I forward the messages they send me to their boyfriends/husbands using methods I'd best not reveal publicly. That should conclude that nonsense once and for all. returns to his "inbox" peacefully V

valentinoscaramanga

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My gf won't even let me touch her down there Posted: 12/3/2008 9:47:04 AM
The line, "I'm trying to pleasure her" says it all It's in trying that you're clearly failing, you do know where the clitoris is right??? I wager your hand is down there fumbling around awkwardly as though it's on an X-Box console controller but you're hitting all the wrong buttons and losing the game instead. This means you've failed. I repeat, failed. Imagine a bunch of letters flashing on a huge bill board, super size that image in your mind. It reads, 'fail' Fresh tactics, it isn't a game of golf Most of the women in this thread are pissed off by it for a reason, keep that in mind. V

valentinoscaramanga

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Msg: 278 (view)

What if Prostitution was Legal? Posted: 12/3/2008 8:49:28 AM
They may as well legalise prostitution and tax it, it's a profession which has existed for centuries and we've all "whored" ourselves in some way throughout the course of our lives. There are many different levels of prostitution, both legal and illegal. Either way, we're all guilty of the so called "crime", man and woman alike. Everyone is a prostitute. However, using it as a means to "emotionally blackmail" your lover into giving you sex is just pathetic. You're clearly a rubbish lay. "you didn't give me a blowjob on my birthday so I'm going to hire a prostitute until you learn to OBEY ME!!!" You're the whore in that scenario and the joke is on you. Yeah be careful "girls", prostitution may be legal one day gasp so you'd best obey your man like a good, obedient little slave else he may hire one!!! Yup, that means you're going to have to wear a silly costume on his birthday, every birthday and afford him the honour of ejaculating on your face while spouting lines borrowed from a lame porno movie. Two can play the withholding of sex game, that is if you know what you're doing in the bedroom of course. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 826 (view)

Sex with minors Posted: 12/3/2008 4:32:24 AM
lmao it's the other way around, 17 year old girls are ****ing insane, especially if they have a crush on you. Dont be fooled into thinking half of them are "innocent", they're far from it. In my experience, the guy is usually fighting them off. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've seen a 17 year old girl go ballistic on account of being turned away by a guy in his 20's (or me) The legal age here is 16, now personally I cannot stand teenage girls as I find them irritating and tedious. Really, I'd rather "fingerbang" roadkill than enter a sexual relationship with a teenage girl. But I've known so many 16/17 year old nymphs, too many. They're completely out of control, welcome to 2008. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 35 (view)

Unconditional Love Posted: 12/3/2008 4:10:18 AM
I've never been a parent but I used to be a big brother, I had unconditional love for my younger sisters and we were all extremely close. I wouldn't say I've ever unconsciously applied the same feelings to a "lover" in a relationship though, I mean it just isn't the same. The feeling is entirely different. Blood is thicker than water and all that jazz. However, I understand how to form a "bond" with someone, a good solid one. That's about it really. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 16 (view)

My gf won't even let me touch her down there Posted: 12/3/2008 3:44:50 AM
Well, it certainly sounds as though this "golf champ" has failed to score a hole in one doesn't' it grin I'm just teasing you. Listen, rather than fumble around in her pants aimlessly like Georgie Porgie afford this girl the time she needs to be better reassured instead. Work on being close with her in other ways, work on your friendship with her, she just needs to feel safe and comfortable, that's all. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 438 (view)

is it rape if... Posted: 12/2/2008 4:17:56 PM
I had to come back to this thread because I needed a laugh. Oh how I laughed, I even slapped my thigh and chortled as though I was one of the merry men. Really hear that in your mind, I want you to really imagine that kind of laughter. Har har har Pure, unadulterated trite. Her story is as convincing as Keanu Reeves accent in Bram Stokers Dracula. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 45 (view)

I cheated Posted: 12/2/2008 4:02:55 PM
You groveling twit, so you had your two seconds of "happy" with another girl and are selfish enough to expect your girlfriend to forgive you for failing to keep it in your pants. You're a childish, self involved brat and I hope she punches you in the throat solely to silence whatever dimwitted ramblings you offer her. You blew it, ultimate fail. I hope she finds a real man she can actually count on in the future and believe me, she will. They'll both laugh together at how pathetic and weak you were. Heres my advice, leave her immediately and dont bother entering another relationship until you grow up. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 45 (view)

Breaking the secret man code shhhh! Posted: 12/2/2008 7:50:57 AM
nebula22, I no longer suffer fools glady. If you're really mad, you force yourself to stop, you pause and ask yourself "what would I realistically stand to gain from this behaviour" and then consciously review every possible outcome in your mind before taking action. I've never lost my temper with a woman regardless of whether she's lied, cheated or been a bunny boiler with a carving knife. I've dated women who have gone out of their way to "test me", some men and women love arguments and confrontations, they thrive on them or find ways to create them in order to feel in control or safe. I'm on the other end of the spectrum, I avoid drama and confrontation as best I can because I'm ex-airborne forces and have a black belt in three martial arts. I have the capacity to be effectively violent and have been effectively violent many times in the past but never ever to a woman. Not because I consider them weaker than myself, but because I'm not inclined to enter a relationship with a person I feel like beating the crap out of hahaha Standing there yelling and screaming achieves nothing other than a childish racket. I understand violence, I've seen so much violence in my time, I've seen bodies torn apart, I've seen all kinds of dreadful things, the results are always the same. I'm done with it, I want no part of it. I'm a communicator, I'm good at communication, it's what I use to resolve things peacefully with the people I love and most of the time, it works. If it doesn't, then I walk, bye bye. I've been lied to, I've been cheated on, I've also been physically assaulted by a woman, it's all part of the learning curve and I'm grateful for the bad times. Fact is, everyone has the capacity to cheat, to lie, to steal and so on. It isn't a case of women being better at it than men or vise versa. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 14 (view)

confused Posted: 12/2/2008 7:20:20 AM
Heres exactly what happened and I am 100% right. She dumped you in order to shag someone else, didn't like it, had an indecisive moment but found a better shag and used him in order to move on from you. Sorry. Find yourself a real woman. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 39 (view)

Breaking the secret man code shhhh! Posted: 12/2/2008 6:57:57 AM
Heres what you do fellas. When you're feeling angry punch a wall, yeah, really communicate how "strong and powerful" you are while you're around her, intimidate her, dont be honourable or decent, disguise those feelings with cowardly anger instead I mean, why bother asserting the courage to sit down and have a civilised conversation involving your concerns??? Pfft, **** that, punch the wall. Then storm off and slam a door REALLY hard so that the room shakes, stay out half the night until she's worried sick about you, return home drunk and expect sex from her. Call her a whore, bring up things she's confided in you and use them against her, really demoralise your enemy. The trick, is to find a door because you know the door wont hurt as much as a wall. Punch the door and drive your fist through it but make sure you deliver that blow so it just misses her face by a mere inch. This communicates how "mighty" you are. That's how to be a real man. Grow a pair of balls and talk to her instead, you sit down together, you speak like grown ups, you resolve the problem. That's how it's done. V

valentinoscaramanga

Joined: 11/6/2008

Msg: 30 (view)

submissiveness Posted: 12/2/2008 6:35:29 AM
I wont judge you, I'm "in love" so this makes me weak and vulnerable. I'm "decaffeinated" so to speak So I'll be delicate. I promise. You're being too submissive, are you his slave??? I dont think so, do you think so??? deep down inside you know the answer to that question. Hint: the answer is "NO!!!" His behaviour is no different to that of a childish boy, beat him with a wooden spoon for being so bloody pathetic. I'm sorry you married such a worm but you'd best toughen up and that's something only you can do Are you a woman or a mouse??? Toughen up, it's zero tolerance time. V EDIT: What's the worst that could happen??? "oh no if I put my foot down he'll... he'll... he'll sulk and be grouchy with me all night!!!" bites nails If that happens, go out to a bar with your female friends and leave him wallowing in his self inflicted state of childish misery. Really, I'd have no problems in punching your husband in the mouth. Who cares, dont let him control you with this kind of behaviour else it'll become a nasty habit and one he'll never break unless you divorce his childish ass.

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