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 Author Thread: True Humour Stories to Share
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
True Humour Stories to Share
Posted: 3/15/2009 5:43:07 PM
Before my ex wife and I were married and living seperatly, we used to switch off on houses we would stay at. Well one night, we were extremely drunk and naked. In the middle of the night, I had to use the restroom. At each of our houses, our bathrooms were the opposite way from each other. Well needless to say, I used the bathroom and proceeded to go back to bed.
The next morning I woke up to Rachel staring at me and asking me why I was in my roomates bed naked! The only thing I had covering me was my roomates hoodie.
I was hoping that it went unnoticed by my roomate.
I left my condo and returned home that evening, and I was approached by my roomate asking how drunk I was last night. He said he went to his room and played poker online for two hours and didn't notice me in his bed until he was done with poker.
As he was asking me why I was naked in his bed, I asked him "why are you wearing my blanket?"
We never looked at each other the same.
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Driving with Grandpa
Posted: 3/6/2009 8:29:05 PM
Ursula, do you follow people around on this site to make them feel bad?
I think I should follow you around this site from here on out and post something negative about all of your postings.
You should feel bad about your name or your looks. Deffinitly your personality sucks, I don't even have to view your profile to tell that.
I bet your kids hate you.
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Pof games
Posted: 3/2/2009 12:22:27 PM
ok, I give up. I would get as far as cypress, and the next screen would be full of houston women again. I don't give up on things that easy, but if I decide to try and play again, I will start in a small town and try not to go towards Houston!
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Pof games
Posted: 3/1/2009 8:06:20 PM
I have been trying for over an hour, but I can't seem to get out of houston!! Too many people.
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 26 (view)
 
People who suck
Posted: 2/28/2009 12:05:51 AM
People who suck Employees that say they completely understand your instructions, and turn around and do it the exact opposite!
People who think they are smarter than everyone, responding to posts, only to correct someones grammar.
Rich kids.
Hookers.
People who do not wipe off their sweat on machines at gym when done.
Donkey's Drunk Donkey's
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Men's Room Entertainment
Posted: 2/26/2009 8:25:36 PM
There is a video that I have at home of a group of skaters, (CKY2K). They are in a bar and set up a camera in the bathroom. Ryan Dunn walks in and goes to the urinal, with someone in the next urinal. Instead of urinating like an adult, he just dropped his pants to his ankles, and tried starting a conversation with the next man. Saying stuff like "There are no girls here tonight." It is hillarious. I recommend that you try it.
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Pro... wait for it!.. crastination.
Posted: 2/18/2009 7:48:59 PM
I was going to clean the house, but then I got high...
 BlueRay79
Joined: 11/6/2008
Msg: 162 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 2/15/2009 7:22:17 PM
I am crying that was so funny
 
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