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 Author Thread: Sexy Accents
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Sexy Accents
Posted: 7/3/2006 3:00:15 PM
Aussie accents all the way!!! Nothing like a cute aussie girl!

Parisian french accents are hot too.
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 206 (view)
 
8 Types Of Guys Women Avoid
Posted: 6/27/2006 3:08:42 AM
So they say all this crap about the type of guy not to be etc. and THEN say oh but by the way.... we dont like game players....well make up your mind sweetheart! You cant have it both ways either take us as we are or be prepared to get played... Personally I just bring me to the table take it or leave it...
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 28 (view)
 
How Do You Suck? (everybody sucks at something.... )
Posted: 6/25/2006 12:06:50 PM
I suck at writing with my left hand,
I suck at trying to understand people that speak heavily accented english
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Mother Taught Me
Posted: 6/25/2006 11:58:43 AM
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU ARE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 67 (view)
 
funny names....
Posted: 6/19/2006 10:11:13 PM
went to school with a girl named Alex Badc0ck
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 66 (view)
 
funny names....
Posted: 6/19/2006 10:11:06 PM
went to school with a girl named Alex Badc0ck
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 65 (view)
 
funny names....
Posted: 6/19/2006 10:09:03 PM
try that again, Richard D!ckenson


so that would be D!ck D!ickenson
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 36 (view)
 
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/19/2006 9:55:56 PM
You are so negative! I bet if I were to to tell you I sh it gold bars you would probably tell me it will cause hemorhoids!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Tales from an idiot...
Posted: 6/13/2006 9:33:36 PM
Absolutley Hillarious!!! I would buy a book full of those stories! Keep it up man!!!!!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 444 (view)
 
Things I've learned while I was drunk....
Posted: 6/13/2006 4:10:14 PM
WHISKEY IS BAD!!!

It's not a good idea to ride a mountain bike with wheels but no tires!

Just because everyone else is rioting, doesnt mean it's legal! - Had to explain this to a friend after the Vancouver Stanley Cup riots in '94

It's not a good idea to see if you can swim accross the lake!

Just because you feel no pain now, does not mean it wont hurt tomorrow.

Climbing ANYTHING is not a good idea!

"Hey watch this!" is a phrase that can turn something fun into a trip to the hospital.




I guess there is a learning curve to responsible drinking!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 27 (view)
 
B1tchology
Posted: 6/13/2006 3:30:48 PM
I'm Rick James B*TCHES!!!!!
-Dave Chappelle
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 143 (view)
 
What nationality [ethic background] are you?
Posted: 6/8/2006 4:24:12 PM
I guess Gringlishadian would work for me. Half Greek Cypriot on my Dads side and English on my Moms side, born in England raised in Canada and I'm proud of all of it! If someone asks, hey they are just curious about me. Political correctness these days has gone out of control where do you draw the line? As humans we all share a certain amount of curiosity...People nowadays are just way too sensitive...Loosen up people!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 31 (view)
 
What's your bad spelling?
Posted: 6/8/2006 4:05:04 PM
how come if 1 goose is a goose and a flock of them are geese, why arent a bunch of Moose, Meese???
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 55 (view)
 
Hold my hair, I need to puke...
Posted: 6/8/2006 3:52:19 PM
Yeah I would totally help out holding hair or getting a glass of water etc. anything to help

If it were me though...I go into stealth mode, I do not want an audience or anyone asking questions, i'll come out when I am ready....
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Brutally honest reviews avilable here......libel actions accepted
Posted: 6/7/2006 1:19:35 PM
Thanks for the review Snowman! So you really think I've got the right bait going on eh? That does wonders for the confidence. You also had me in near tears I was laughing so hard!

Have you ever thought about doing stand up comedy or comedic writing or something maybe a political satire editorial...Tonnes of material out there for that kinda thing! I can only imagine what kind of gems you would have on Tony Blair or George Dubbya Bush!
Thanks again
Luger
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 24 (view)
 
Brutally honest reviews avilable here......libel actions accepted
Posted: 6/6/2006 3:31:49 PM
Hey Snowman,
I think your reviews are funny as shit. I would like to see what you come up with for mine...
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 13 (view)
 
No Sex Tonight
Posted: 6/3/2006 9:40:34 PM
absolutley hillarious!!!!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Please review my profile...Brutal honesty is good....
Posted: 6/1/2006 9:41:39 PM
If you have some time maybe you can give me some quick pointers on my profile. Are my pics OK? Do I ramble in my message? things like that. Thanks in advance

-Luger
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 8 (view)
 
southern Africa
Posted: 6/1/2006 9:38:31 PM
I started reading books by Wilbur Smith that are primarily about Africa and have fallen in love...One of my dreams is to hear a lion roar in the wild, in the dead of night around the campfire. Definatley top of my list!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 18 (view)
 
Where is your DREAM Vacation?
Posted: 6/1/2006 9:30:48 PM
I would go to the Mal Dives with a woman I loved...absolute paradise!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 14 (view)
 
what year would you like to travel to, if any?
Posted: 6/1/2006 9:28:17 PM
I would go back to the mid to late eighties and buy as much microsoft stock as I could....or i would go 500 years into the future to see how things are going....
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 84 (view)
 
Favourite Saturday Night Live Skit, Or Comedian?
Posted: 6/1/2006 9:04:45 PM
How about Chris Farley doing the teen motivational speaker...YOU"LL BE LIVING IN A VAN... DOWN -BY -THE -RIVVVERRRR!!!!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 83 (view)
 
Favourite Saturday Night Live Skit, Or Comedian?
Posted: 6/1/2006 9:00:46 PM
Robin Williams totally cracks me up, if you havent seen his stand-up bit rent it you'll laugh your a$$ off.
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Phobias anyone?
Posted: 5/29/2006 3:43:28 PM
I dated a girl that was diagnosed with emotophobia- the fear of vomiting...
personally though I am FEARLESS! Lol
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 417 (view)
 
What book are you reading right now?
Posted: 5/29/2006 3:22:34 PM
The Triumph of The Sun- by Wilbur Smith, a great action adventure novelist!
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 58 (view)
 
I'll review profiles...no promises that I'll be gentle
Posted: 5/28/2006 2:48:57 PM
Would love to have your opinion on my profile...this must be like a full time job for you!!! I like how you dont pull your punches. Keep up the good work!
-Luger
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 5 (view)
 
HELP ME!!!!!!! HOW COME PEOPLE DONT LIKE ME!
Posted: 5/28/2006 2:33:30 PM
To be honest...In most of you pics you seem to be unsmiling and kinda look pissed off and unhappy...try posting some new pics where you have a smile on your face and seem top be enjoying yourself!
good luck
-Luger
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 253 (view)
 
My Favourite Quotes.
Posted: 5/28/2006 2:15:27 PM
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safetly in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, slice of pizza in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'"
-Unknown
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 252 (view)
 
My Favourite Quotes.
Posted: 5/28/2006 2:12:57 PM
It is not egotism to take pride in something that you have worked hard to obtain. Egotism is when you take pride in something you do not possess.
-Arnold
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Since we have favorite movie quotes... what are your favorite tv quotes?
Posted: 5/28/2006 1:55:13 PM
Here's a few from that 70's show.....

Red Forman: Do you know why Tiny Tim walked with a crutch?
Eric: Because he had a smart mouth?
Red Forman: That's right.
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Red Forman: When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.
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-Luger
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 11 (view)
 
who do you loose?
Posted: 5/27/2006 5:37:44 PM
This may sound tough, but you've gotta 86 both of em! How could You ever fully trust either of them again? Betrayal has to be the hardest thing to fogive. Good luck to you man!

-Luger
 luger007
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 41 (view)
 
why are guys afraid of falling in love?
Posted: 11/20/2005 3:44:30 PM
Guys have a difficult time letting themselves fall in love because at some point along the way they went "ALL IN" on one girl/woman, investing everything they are in them and loving them unequivocably only to get completly blindsided and find out that the one they loved so much either does not return that love anymore or worse she cheats and lies and drags your heart through the mud. After that guys are just like "f**k that noise" "i'm gonna get what I want and that is all that matters!" For most females it seems if you put your hand in an oven and you burn it you are a little more carefull next time. With guys we just cook on the stove from that point, we still get to eat with less risk of getting burned...

I dunno it's just my opinion from talking to some of my buddies....
 
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