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w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 91 (view)

How to measure your D ick the correct way.. Posted: 4/19/2009 2:47:01 PM
I dont know what the point of lying at all is i mean once you get naked the truth is there lol. Honesty is the best attribute. I dont like to brag or bring it up but i have a G spot seeking missle lol.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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my girlfriend is going to be a pornstar Posted: 4/3/2009 7:32:54 AM
Just make sure you get tested because she might bring things back to roost

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 55 (view)

What kind of music do you like when having sex? Posted: 3/26/2009 11:20:42 AM
Danger Danger-Slipped her the big one Warrant-Cherry Pie Any metal really for sex, but for making love Hoobastank or Lifehouse

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 37 (view)

presses up against me? Posted: 3/24/2009 5:46:12 PM
that would be a very fun game of pinball lol

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 49 (view)

Which is HARDER for you.. to give away your body or your heart First Posted: 3/22/2009 2:20:13 PM
Its Harder to share your heart for fear of it being ripped. Body is easy but they cant really break your body but your heart is a lil easier i might get flak for this but "I dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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Do people think and compare past lovers while having sex ? Posted: 3/18/2009 8:29:06 AM
Not during because in the present you are with them, they are everything in the here and now. After everything in your mind you still have a checklist and compare. Its like every kind of car you have ever driven. One might have performance like a motorcycle and another like a diesel truck and one might be a smooth ride with another is like off roading everyone is different and everyone is good at something that the other ones were not.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 292 (view)

How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed? Posted: 3/16/2009 12:25:32 PM
Tell them hey i want a refund!!! Honestly if they need help then watch porn together or read a good sex book.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 26 (view)

How many different sex partners in a single day ? Posted: 3/16/2009 11:35:58 AM
3 but I did it with my then g/f but we broke up that night lol we were at a hotel in orlando and a wedding was being held and after the wedding reception i saw these really hot twins and pursuaded them to let me come back to there room with them. It was fun. Right place right time.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 47 (view)

Is being rough good or bad??? Posted: 2/18/2009 7:57:50 AM
Having a woman in power over me is a real turn on lol. I love being told what to do by a girl in the bedroom. But i can be agressive it all depends on the girl and situation. Most girls like it rough i think because it is our animal nature.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 460 (view)

The Kinky Test Posted: 2/12/2009 7:38:00 PM
706 i didnt think i was that bad i mean experienced yea but kinky O

w/ehappenz

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Why talk about sex but never get to it? Posted: 2/12/2009 10:29:44 AM
Those that are weak act strong and those that are strong act weak. All talk is a sign of BS and no need. Or it could be that he found someone else while searching the buffet that is life

w/ehappenz

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How Many Positions Have You Tried? Posted: 2/12/2009 7:27:02 AM
In the Words of Borat "Very Nice I Like"

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Virginity scares men Posted: 2/12/2009 6:28:29 AM
It is opening PANDORAS BOX. Being the first is ok and should be dealt with in a very loving considerate manner. I have had 4 virgins and at the time we really really cared about each other but after the act they became soooooooo clingy that it was scary. It is like pringles "once you pop the fun dont stop." Or You could sell it on ebay.

w/ehappenz

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How Many Positions Have You Tried? Posted: 2/12/2009 6:00:43 AM
There is a poster in my room that has a whole periodic table of sex and ive done all of those and a few from the kama sutra. I really prefer tantric sex with a Long term relationship but everything else is w/e at the moment.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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Getting turned on Posted: 2/12/2009 5:49:57 AM
Your suppose to do it how ever you want but if both of you are naked there isnt going to be alot of laughing or gross factor. Stretch marks are normal and so is a birth mark if he is that shallow then go to the deep end lol. Sex should involve both of you exploring every inch of eachother

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 46 (view)

Have you ever cried during sex because it was so good Posted: 2/11/2009 8:36:17 PM
When you care about someone so much that you are happy when they are satisfied that it makes you happy. My x was crying after she climaxed because she said no other guy ever made her cum before and she was crying because of the pleasure, resentment, and elation from our relationship. We are still the best of friends and still care about each other but TOOOO much DRAMA FROM HER. I love her but cant stand her

w/ehappenz

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Spending the night Posted: 2/9/2009 8:49:48 PM
Why do they call them sleepovers if no one sleeps? I would go over to my xs house and she was alone at nights cause her mom worked nights. I would leave for school in the morning just before she got home. Yea in a long term commited relationship i guess so. If its a one night stand and i have something important for the next day and its early i need sleep and distractions in the morning. Having ADD is not good because you get distracted easily.

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 120 (view)

The shower thing - overrated or not? Posted: 2/8/2009 5:54:36 AM
If you are dating a taller guy he probably has the strength to hold you up against the wall and hold u up and do it with you that way. Just because im short it hasnt stopped me from making love to a taller girl.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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Deal Breaker? Posted: 2/7/2009 6:17:34 PM
This works all the time for my past partners that were gifted. If they were to nibble on my neck with their tits against my chest then i could position her hips while i do the work and make her cum. If the guy wants to do that position then he will find ways to make is pleasing for you as well as him. If he is selfish then find someone who is not.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 45 (view)

sex in the same room with a cat or dog whatching... Posted: 2/4/2009 10:11:53 AM
Well my ex and I have a puppy together and anytime we would do it, if she was out of the room she would wimper, bark, then jump on the door. So since she is so spoiled we decided might as well have her inside the room. We did and she just layed there watching up and as long as we didnt ignore her she was fine. Just one hand on her from either of us and should would leave us alone. She is and was just like a baby.

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 39 (view)

Ever asked your partner to keep it down ? Posted: 1/26/2009 7:44:54 AM
I was on vacation with my ex and we were going at it in the room and the next room over we heard a couple getting loud and we were laughing while we were going out it and they were so loud they woke up their little baby cause we heard it start to cry lol

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 91 (view)

Most unique ploys to get sex? Posted: 1/26/2009 7:32:09 AM
Around Finals just say "Hey with all of these finals and projects all of this stress is not good, can i help you relieve some stress?" its just the truth

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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States of undress Posted: 1/22/2009 7:06:58 AM
But 40 degrees here in south florida not its sweats and a t shirt normally its boxers or nothing.

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 64 (view)

Why are all the crazy ones always the best lovers? Posted: 1/22/2009 6:57:41 AM
Having ADD and being constantly boared both mentaly and physically you want to find someone to share that energy with. The ex before my last was a handful she was impulsive but rational like me, witty and clever like me and just plain random at times lol. The reason why it didnt work out is her parents sent her away to an all girls boarding school.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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Curious to know what are you thinking .... Posted: 1/21/2009 7:06:04 AM
Im like a kid in a candy store i dont know where to start licking. lol I heard from a friend tell me about what happend with his ex and we rag on him so badly cause she said "thats it" nothing else and all of use were laughing i felt bad but it was so funny to hear him say. Women have told me Wow you were not joking. I thought you were just BS with me. Uh-oh.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 102 (view)

Definition Of A FREAK?? And Who Is Proud To Be One?? Posted: 1/20/2009 5:51:32 PM
No is not in my vocabulary in the bedroom.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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Tantra Sex: Is it worth the effort? Posted: 1/20/2009 4:59:57 PM
It is about a connection that is your senses and inner mind trying to be the same as your partners while without trying to achieve a "Goal". Dont do tantric sex to get off it wont work. It is more spiritual that leads to sensual that leads to sexual. I find for myself it has only worked with someone who i really care about in a serious relationship. If i try and say anymore i will remember the good times

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 145 (view)

why do men get the bame for being bad inbed! Posted: 1/14/2009 8:03:27 AM
Because men are the ones that woo and seduce from the start and they are suppose to please their lover. The woman should get hers before i get mine but thats just me.

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 223 (view)

Hair pulling during doggystyle Posted: 12/14/2008 3:56:34 PM
I was with a girl that wanted to try it and i just couldnt choke her well if she made me mad lol j/k Seriously if a girl or woman puts her hair in pig tails you grab hold like reins with one hand so you can play with the nipple with the other and since you are pulling her hair back you can kiss her as well so she gets pleasure everywhere

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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The 19 things you can get away saying at X-mas time. Posted: 12/14/2008 3:48:06 PM
Point and say HO HO HO

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 241 (view)

Ever have a crush on a cartoon? Posted: 12/14/2008 3:26:46 PM
Carmen Sandiago lol Traveling with a fugitive hot. lol Sailor jupiter or mercury.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 95 (view)

ok ive got a g-spot question??? Posted: 12/14/2008 3:23:21 PM
From experience it helps to have some what of an upward curve on your****so when the girl is on top it is right on and hitting her G spot. The g spot is almost like a hinge up in there. In order to please a woman a guy has to know what he is working with before he works duh

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 39 (view)

Guy holding out for sex?? Posted: 12/12/2008 3:43:23 PM
it is a double standard a guy cant be nice and get to know you emotionaly then physically. Personally thats the way it should be and most guys nowadays have little patience. I would rather know the person if i want a serious relationship than a FWB. A serious relationship should be like your best friend but you share something special and you have to give concessions.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 136 (view)

Funny pick up lines Posted: 12/12/2008 12:54:07 PM
Since im in college do you need help with math bcuz U + Me = good time You are so beautiful if i was a girl i would go lesbian for you. The best dessert in the world is whipped cream and .............. o yea YOU.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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You Know Its Over When... Posted: 12/12/2008 8:13:41 AM
you know it when the dog starts backing at her when she gets on the nag bike. You know its over when you are glad that she is away for a while

w/ehappenz

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Barbie gets sexed! Is She Going to Hell? Are we? Posted: 12/12/2008 7:22:53 AM
From what i heard Ken was gay so idk how that would work out

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

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My Joke Thread. Posted: 12/12/2008 7:14:31 AM
kick his sister in the jaw Sex is like math + a Partner - the clothes divide the legs and multiply

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 1943 (view)

My Joke Thread. Posted: 12/12/2008 7:12:57 AM
a father and son are in a drug store and the son asks his dad. "Dad why are there different kinds of condom boxes?" the dad replied "well son you see the pack 3 is for high schoolers Friday Saturday Sunday." Ok says the kid "What about the others?" Dad replies"The 6 pack is for college, 2 for Friday 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid asks "What about the 12 pack?" The dad stares down at his son and looks at him and says, "The 12 pack is for the married man; Janurary Feburary March April May June July August September October November December." How do you castrate a red neck

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 30 (view)

is woman coworker flirting sexual harrassment? Posted: 12/12/2008 6:55:20 AM
Let the free loader fail. Or ask her if she would want to go out to a dinner or something just casually out of the blue. Then screw her take pictures use for black mail and tell her to clean up her act. In all honesty just tell her to do her own work or say hey since im doing your work for you what am i getting out of it?

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 219 (view)

How often do you men lie to just get sex? Posted: 12/12/2008 6:37:55 AM
Tell the truth the first time and every time. Eventually weather you like it or not the truth comes out one way or another. Just cut the BS and tell the truth from the begining, then you dont have to remember lies you dont have to manipulate things, and honesty is the only thing we has humans have left at the end of the day. Like many guys lie about****size. Its stupid cuz once the pants drop that lie is seen in all its fallacy. Pun intended.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 145 (view)

If you came home and found your partner in bed with another... Posted: 12/12/2008 6:30:24 AM
reminds me of a joke If you lock your dog in the trunk and your wife in the trunk. Your dog will still come back to you.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 144 (view)

If you came home and found your partner in bed with another... Posted: 12/12/2008 6:29:07 AM
Just walk out and convince one of her single friends to video tape revenge sex. That or sic the dog on them. She may be nice but i can make her vicious. She would go after the dude first and hopefully get his nuts.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 74 (view)

Songs of the lovemaking variety? Posted: 12/11/2008 2:03:24 PM
Danger Danger-Slipped her the big one Hoobastank-Inside of you

w/ehappenz

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Msg: 132 (view)

How many men have turned down a woman for sex? Posted: 12/9/2008 6:00:17 PM
If im in a comitted relationship If the girl or woman is looking to cheat i wont be a part of it. And if im not attracted to them then no. A guy has to have standards

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 118 (view)

sex in a church? Posted: 12/8/2008 6:35:25 AM
When i was working in a summer camp another counselour and myself went on break and since the summer was almost over we decided to fool around but there wasn't any place private enough to do it except the confessional. It was the greatest feeling not only was it at work we could get caught and we knew we were going to hell.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 197 (view)

Can all women have multiple orgasms? Posted: 12/8/2008 6:23:05 AM
All the ones i have been with have.

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Msg: 70 (view)

it is okay to hookup with your ex for sex? Posted: 12/7/2008 6:50:03 PM
what missexyprincess said is right. As long as there is no one else in the picture and you 2 have moved on then y not.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 184 (view)

Re: Titties: real or fake? Posted: 12/7/2008 6:43:10 PM
perky ones rn't fake just gravity hasn't taken its toll. Gravity is the worst it makes white men not be able to it makes tits flop and it makes you dizzy if you are upside down. Fake r nice to look at but real are better to touch if they r floppy they can do a tuck which is kind of like a face lift but for your tits. I think guys just prefer what to them is a hand full.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 53 (view)

Women, Sex and Cars Posted: 12/7/2008 12:41:26 PM
Nothing gets a girl more turned on then sitting on the hood of a 91 5.0 with a kelly supercharger. The straight pipes helped too.

w/ehappenz

Joined: 11/12/2008

Msg: 32 (view)

Lesbians Turned Straight Posted: 12/5/2008 9:56:12 AM
To stephanie I love my dog but i would never ** her cause she is my baby. She is the only ** that i can trust. pun intended

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