After the recent demise of Danielle in 'Deadenders' is it about time Walford Borough Council thought of installing speed bumps in Albert Square?

after a recent fishy encounter i feel battered bruised and deep fried. My latest date has a scallop issue below the plimsole line. Should one prepare ones barnacles and snorkle up or put up the shark netting.

Do you see the use of photoshop as acceptable enhancement or cheating?.

This subject was recently discussed on radio two by martin from moneysavingexpert
How would you feel girls if a man took you to a restaurant and paid for the meal with a voucher offering a discount or a buy one get one free OR took you to a buy one get one free pub or early bird offer pub.

how about the police greatest hits?

Job?

charm & unsuspecting members of the public ;-)

There's a clever little machine that you put a piece of coloured plastic into and out comes some lovely money

Yes me. I'm only 22 and I *hate* and I use that word more than willingly in this case, nightclubs and always have done. I fail to find one good thing about them in fact! I also have no interest in getting drunk on a regular basis. I can think of much better ways of having a good time. A quiet, cosy, traditional pub, where you are able to have a good conversation in a friendly atmosphere over a few glasses of wine and maybe even a meal is far more my scene :) Each to their own though!

How much does it cost you to have your hair done? And what do you have done when you do?

Anyone else go dancing?

hello everyone looking for some good advice i can give to my sister ,,she met a guy on here she has been with him for a week ,,but the problem is my sis is on 55 pound a week benefit as the factory where she worked closed last week this guy is visiting her and wanting his meals there my sis gave him his tea for a few nights then he started fetching his 2 children to be fed at weekend ,,she has explained she cant afford to do it but he still visits her on an evening and dropping hints hes hungry till my sis eventually feeds him,,he has a good job and has never took my sis out not even for a coffe he said he cant afford to take her anywhere as his finances cant stretch to it,,he once said to me that yrs ago he used to tell a woman what she wanted to hear in order to get what he wants ,,like meals ,,money ,,bedroom antics ,,and stuff like that,,does anyone think thats what hes doing here ,,as he tells my sis he likes her alot and she is the one for him ,,thank you for any replies on this subject, conrad

I know breaking wind is natural and everyone does it but I just feel somewhat embarassed at the thought of a bloke hearing me fart. Especially if it stunk! Oh the shame!

What's everyone else's thoughts?

A QUEEN’S guardsman saw red when a giggling student took the mickey out
of him outside a royal palace by mimicking his actions - and went on the ATTACK.

After his 3 months unpaid suspension
for leaving obscene msgs on an old mans answer phone
Jonathan Ross returns to BBC1 tonight with his chat show......

Among the expected guests are Tom Cruise as he has a new movie out.....

Are you happy to see him back on TV again after his suspension?

Do you think he will change and will we see less swearing now and fewer smutty jokes?

So will you be watching or has his nasty behaviour totaly put you off viewing his show again?

I hope when you reach the ripe 'old' age that he is, you will appreciate being called an old woman (FYI I am ten years older than him and don't class myself as old)

And aren't we all looking for attention in some shape or other by posting our thoughts on a forum like this ?

If I make a comment I feel to be amusing and it gets a reaction, I am happy.

(does that make me an attention seeker lol)

I am refering to that pic of Madonna last week when she was lying with her legs spread at what would be quarter to three on a clock ( fook, trouble getting mine at 5 to 1 these days ). with a handbag dangling from her foot

Can you tell by the way someone treats you if they love you? If you can, is it really important to you for them to reinforce that with words?

probably needs to be on a new thread but is A L Webber the ugliest man on TV??

Interest rates @ 1.5% , what do we do with savings, I don't think the bank is a good, savings are being devalued everyday,So whats the best place for savings? is it gold, yen,euro,dollar any ideas because it makes my head spin trying to work out what is best.

if you were a breed of dog what would you be

Whatever actor takes the role, we'll get used to them. We always do.

"I Love you now and forever !"! Have you ever been told that and yet here we are on this site looking for the next forever love !
I think a new term of endearment should be introduced to the Mix ...
I love you untill I dont !! A bit abrupt but more likely to be the case !!
Not that I Am bitter you understand , I hate the **** but I am over it now !
Any other Ideas for what to use when declaring your feelings ????

Maybe true Flores, but either way he was odd. In fact Wigan to Liverpool? far...HAHAHA

far enough for me thank fook...someone needs to nick his Man U shirt and poo on it:P

Can someone enlighten me, why a particualar preference of Football team would make a grown man quake at the idea of coming to another City?

I recently was in communication with a slightly odd, but cute guy..

Talked about meeting, but i live in Scouse land ( not a scouser) He lives near Mancs and he is a Man U fan..Ok football is erm whatever..

He stated he was not comfy with the fact coming here to meet me, i said i don't want to go out of Liverpool on a first date ( i have a child and babysitter etc , safety for a woman etc)..

He said Oh i am a Man U fan and don't like going there, cause it causes friction..

Ok odd? or just a typipal idotic football fan?

OOOOO MY GOD UR NOT TELLING ME PEOPLE LIE ON THE INTERNET ARE U
now i am shocked my heart is broke ........ ooo lordie so i am not a 6 ft blonde ooo well