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 Author Thread: Rugby Grand Slam!!
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Rugby Grand Slam!!
Posted: 3/23/2009 3:11:19 PM
Brilliant six wins out of six now lets go and beat the kiwis.....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Is being called the wrong name a big deal?
Posted: 3/10/2009 8:14:44 AM
ha ha.....I suppose it depends how close ye are at the time...Its a bit suss if ye know each other a while.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 157 (view)
 
Greatest footballer (soccer) Pele or Maradona? Or any other you decide.
Posted: 3/10/2009 8:07:49 AM
Jim Baxter....He took the piss out of so many teams....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Dragracing and Cars
Posted: 3/10/2009 8:05:45 AM
What a stupid hobby....Its not a sport when all you have to do is slam the peddles...wheres the skill in that?
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Im backpacking Ireland this year!
Posted: 3/10/2009 8:00:04 AM
Stick to the west coast from cork to donegal its beautiful if you like mountains lakes and sea views. Conemara is my favourite.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 214 (view)
 
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 3/8/2009 10:28:54 AM
Fat fellas irish dad....."Ah sure your the broth of me olde stubby sheilaigh alright"....after fat dude drank as much as his old lad....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Sniffing knickers. sexy or sick
Posted: 2/1/2009 2:16:43 PM
Ha ha...each to there own...I wound up an old pal of mine about a female room-mate I had I was going on about how hot she was (lies) and he wanted to go up stairs to sniff her knickers...so funny...I did not let him and he was not happy when he saw her as she was far from hot more like the sort one would not leave into a wet field. Personnaly I dont get it but dont judge either...too much
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 17 (view)
 
Irish Accents - Aye, Ya Love Em
Posted: 2/1/2009 2:05:36 PM
Its great my western accent has got me so much Mcginty...sometimes its annoying when women start getting fruity in front of their boyfriends or when they want you to say that again....Oh your irish...yes ****in leave me alone is what I often feel like saying but Im nice so I dont.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 127 (view)
 
first date sex
Posted: 1/24/2009 1:37:22 PM
Why not......It can be a huge turn off for me if you think a girl is gagging for it but wont cause she is afraid of what others think ......Free your minds and the rest will follow.....Guys are often real fools like this if some get it straight away they lose respect and thats weird in my eyes.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 136 (view)
 
Woman that talk dirty during sex ?
Posted: 1/24/2009 1:19:34 PM
Its good to be vocal...why not sex should be fun
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 90 (view)
 
How do I get my guy to throw me around a little?
Posted: 1/24/2009 1:08:38 PM
if you irritate him enough he get goning and Bull into ya like theres no tomorrow.....Or else find a guy that will.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 146 (view)
 
Dating European versus North american girls..
Posted: 1/24/2009 1:06:11 PM
I disagree with this generalisation. North americian birds can be very free too, keep an open mind buddy. You are yet to be inspired.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 606 (view)
 
how would you react if your son /daughter told you they where gay
Posted: 1/21/2009 5:33:52 PM
I would support them 100 percent. People cant help their sexual orientation.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 8 (view)
 
POPPERS AND WOMEN?
Posted: 1/21/2009 5:30:21 PM
Im straight but I have taken them years ago I remember tearing my girlfriends knickers off with my teeth they turned me into a right kinky animal she loved it it was her idea....I stopped doing them in case they had a worse effect on me...
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 64 (view)
 
Afgahnastan, should we be there
Posted: 1/20/2009 11:54:36 PM
The afgans will never be beaten. The west has ****ed over the arabs hard for donkeys years. The more they are challanged the more they will unite and fight together. Its a no win situation. There goal main comman goal is to free Palistine. Lord Balfour has alot to answer for what a ****ing**** Im glad Tony Blair stopped Lords passing down titles. Everything he negoiciated was a dissaster. Frankly the holy land should be moved brick by brick to a section of Germany. The Palastines did not gas millions of them why should they suffer. The Congo was suggested back in the day just goes to show how hated the poor jews are. Religion is evil ....Bible in one hand sword in the other.....Meanwhile Young Americians, British, Canadians and select U.N. troops are getting blown to shite cause Bin Ladin wants them to suffer and boy he must be loving the reaction he has been given....So my answer is no way let them live the way they want to and get all troops out now. If we wanted to do good there are nicer ways to do it. ****ing Donkeys
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
Sex with a friends ex.......tasty or tasteless?
Posted: 1/20/2009 11:11:23 PM
Good on ya cavesbeach true blue bloody Austrailian....Mates before women proper bloody order ah yeah crikey bend her over and slap the arse off her but no kissing I like your style.....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Sex with a friends ex.......tasty or tasteless?
Posted: 1/20/2009 11:08:31 PM
So funny. My ex back home is now banging an old pal. The last time I saw her she was slagging me off for hiring the likes of him. She was not the only mutual friend to do so. Yet he is a great worker and true gent. Both those ****es are such hypocrytes Im sure they are twisting it all around again. And women wonder why men dont open up to them or trust them. All men are **stards I often heard them say. A old saying rings clear now....believe nothing you here and only half of what you see....I hope my old mate is ok the pure devil is has alot to contend with she needs lots of input to make a decision. Never o never o never again not if I live till 110 will I ever date a half witt like her again.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 29 (view)
 
A Non-Arrogant American with a Question
Posted: 1/20/2009 8:03:57 PM
Enjoy Ireland. The posts show that many of our people are racist arseholes not everyone is like that. Just tell them to get ****ed and any lip about americia and it may be nice to remind them that it was the first country that paddy was free in. Ireland is famous for negitave begrudgers as well as those lovely light hearted good people. Yin and yang like all places.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 191 (view)
 
Women going to bars alone
Posted: 1/20/2009 7:33:31 PM
Who gives a flying fiddlers **** what others think do your own thing....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 64 (view)
 
31 and divorced male... How do I get past this.
Posted: 1/20/2009 7:26:07 PM
Get your prioritys straight buddy. You are trying to get hooked up yet you cant see your kid. Very suspicious indeed. In the short term you may be better off saying nothing however dishonesty always sneaks up on you and bites you on the arse. Always. So I would recommend honesty. Maybe you are hard done by pal but if you were my brother and you let this happen I would beat you to a pulp. And they would do the same to me. You have a moral responsibility to your kid and you are worried about getting a bit of mcginty. So tell me why are you not allowed to see your child....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Doormen and Violence
Posted: 1/20/2009 12:50:37 AM
Macforty is right when he said the dude may behave in a civilised manner next time. Its a hard frustrating dangerous job especially if you are the smallest guy on the crew. I found it more fun to restrain them with medical restraint ID them and when they know you know where they live they always seemed to develop some manners. To christmasfairy what do you think the cops use the cells and paddywagons for.....the verbal abuse is way more annoying than being jumped or bottled. Ill never do it again I needed the extra cash at the time.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 155 (view)
 
How Do You Get Somone Out Of Your Head?
Posted: 1/19/2009 2:19:52 AM
Buddy look at how the Buddists do it. They beleieve in dissattchment. We in western culture treat our partners as contractually obligied commodities this is the wrong approach. I have read many books on this its hard to explain its basically about loving yourself first and treating all around you very well. They are not worth the hassle end of story. Get back in the saddle and ride all around you. And what ever you do dont be harping on about the last one to the next one that retarded and unfair. Its passing negitave energy and that will come back and bite you on the arse someday for sure. I got all ****ed up on a bird once big mistake and she was not worthy I was blinded I looked to far ahead saw my wife with my kids after about five minutes then when I ended it due to he fact that I was turning into an over worked stressed out lunatic I got even worse but knew at last that we were not to be and hopefully we will both grow to be better people. It would have been easy to get married and move forward but one has to take that very seriously especially if kids were wanted. Be a man let them get soft if its for ya it wont pass ya. Another trick is to write down all the shite quotes, misunderstandings, things that pissed you off etc and that paints a picture. Its ****ing mental how angry you can get when you do that. I saw that I made myself way to easy to manipulate by being blinded by love. I should have pushed her more I let her be a lazy selfish ****. My bad. Its like my dads german shepard she is a ****ing wild messer cause he is getting old and seriously fruity but she wont **** with me and she knows Ill go home and kick her arse if she upsets my Mum. She snaps and jumps on my sister, dad and brothers thats grand no one has a problem with that. People are much the same its about boundrys.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 33 (view)
 
women and orgies
Posted: 1/19/2009 1:30:42 AM
I only have one prick not that I would nt mind riding aload of women at the same time but I would definately have a problem with other dudes riding around me even good pals. It can **** you up I know a bunch of pilots and they are more interested in orgies and tag teaming than one on one sex. One guy says to me recently do you want to ride the girlfriend (a nasty piece) with me no says I, I dont want to be looking at your prick.....****ing weird shite....Maybe I need to chill but then the next thing you know some dude tries to spear you one while your jocking his Mrs and you loss it end up behind bars with a 300lb ape called Mary who thinks your cute likes the accent and wants a go on the old banana...No ****ing tnx....Orgies are grand but no dudes not even cameramen.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 28 (view)
 
driveing on irish roads
Posted: 1/19/2009 12:46:21 AM
Come on what pal.... Im generally light hearted however I hassled the government since 2000 when we had 130,000 unlicenced untested drivers only to be feed lies, empty promises and pure B.S.. Whats wrong with standing up for what you believe in. I dont want other irish families going thru what we did and nothing pisses me off more than people in Eire who accept our backward ways and the fact the the government are as crooked as a monkeys hole.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 82 (view)
 
Woman attacked in Scotland ‘because she sounded English’
Posted: 1/19/2009 12:19:34 AM
Hey Buddy I am not current on the exact figures for brent oil however Im sure that alone more than covers Scotlands spending requirements for a long long time. I like winding up the Scots about it. They have a thriving agri sector and tourism and malt whiskeys are more massive earners for London. Your spot on about the welsh cause they dont have oil. Regardless of that that attack was discusting and cowardly. That sort of thing truely sickens me. As a well traveled Irishman I have great time for all yall but if I was you I would rest that arguement. Tony Blair has given the Scots the power to declare a republic if they had the balls or sence to do it they would but the majority obiviously love the English and want to feed your exchequer. Lucky Olde England. I truely hate what that coward whacked her Im just glad he was not one of my people so to speak. On the race issue again any kelt will crack heads if he or she is called English especially the Welsh. Dont take it personnally Buddy its just the way most of us are.....How would you react if someone called you a German or a Yank.....Laugh like me or burst heads.....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 54 (view)
 
Why are all the crazy ones always the best lovers?
Posted: 1/18/2009 4:17:22 PM
Not always. Alot of crazy ones are crap in bed. Yin and Yang its hard to call. I study chinease astrology and know that dragon women love having their arse slapped hard and its says in the books that they are submissive which in my expierience is true. However one would not think it till they are riding them. Ill have to do more research on that. I know rat women cant get enough****which is great. Roosters tend to love it doggy style, Goats are ****in kinky deadly with a rope, Snake women love attention from more than one, Cats are ****in weird, Oxs and horses are load I heard horses love being spanked but I got a slap for that once I was misinformed. Dogs and tigers I dont know I heard tiger women love danger....Piggys are kinky ****ers but always think your doing something your not and monkeys are not worth the hassle.....So in conclusion I just dont know but I would turn to the chinease for some answers its crazy what they know about.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
irish surfers
Posted: 1/18/2009 3:50:14 PM
15 foot waves and you went in....Your as nutjob lucky it you did not get your neck broken. I have burst myself on 4 or 5 foot waves its exciting wondering what is gonna happen next although I have been terrified too the sort of fear that would scare you out of having a bath.....Be careful dude....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Land Rover Discovery /90's or Landcruiser?
Posted: 1/18/2009 3:43:04 PM
Dont touch the landrover not even the td5 ,izuzu trooper or nissan patrol are the best landcruiser is good but slightly over priced. The landrover defender series are unbreakable and I tried hard. The jeep liberty was mighty too and is awesome if you can get a tdi. The jeep really suprized me. Remember to slow down on rough roads they are easy to break and be careful with the transmission on the shoguns mighty 4x4 otherwise.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 86 (view)
 
Go Steelers anyone watching them today?
Posted: 1/18/2009 3:31:41 PM
The Bengals are gonna win the Superbowl (next year) and all ye steelers fans can kiss my lovely lovely irish arse.....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 23 (view)
 
Hands up and all say 'aye' if you are Irish and believe that means we are a unique race ..
Posted: 1/17/2009 12:07:37 PM
Fairplay to you salsa35 if he called me a twat id find him and knock his teeth out.....ha ha just joking of course....We irish are special alright very special....haha....DONKEYS
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 27 (view)
 
driveing on irish roads
Posted: 1/17/2009 11:26:19 AM
Yes what I said about Dublin and Galway was harsh. You are wrong on two facts. The eastern european drivers have lacked regulation ie they got away with out being insured legally. The gardi are morons there. There is no statistic to say they are any worse than us. Its rich for anyone in the republic to make such comments half a ****ing million unlicenced drivers out of two million. **** that pal. Five to six people die each week in the republic the north is one a week or more just to clear it up. And so people know no other country in Europe including N.I. would allow such madness. I still find it funny that we blame bad roads for the carnage. However if my family take any more hits blood will flow in Dail Eireann.
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 25 (view)
 
driveing on irish roads
Posted: 1/16/2009 6:14:46 PM
I agree there is a problem with the eastern european drivers however they are not in the majority killers so to speak as you have wrongly stated. I have dealt with the p-plate issue in no small way for years. I could tell you alot more about that and so many other politicial issues cause unlike so many I took a stand. Thats what I urge ye all to do. The more I investigated the more scary it is. So work with me on this its your island too....If you are from Dublin or Galway I did generalise and was very unfair to them both....I was just messing.....I am not messing about the driving issue thats very deep with me. FYI road accidents are between 5 to 6 a week. The worst in Europe per capitia and we are still blaming the roads. Just so you know I have no political biased I hate them all equally Im guessing you are FF by the way you invented a less offensive 1 kill a week....Take your head out of the sand mate you and our country men and women are being riden hard and ye always seem to be in complete denial. Ask me anything...Padraic
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 1036 (view)
 
Men don't like TALL women
Posted: 1/16/2009 5:49:29 PM
I love tall women....Not that it matters as a short friend of mine always says its easy to climb a tree if its chopped down...The reason I love them tall is I dated an wild nympho years ago she could not get enough I was shattered all the time absolutly gimpt. I wish I had her now the naughty **** I would sort her out goodo. So tall girls I love you and now you know what some of us are thinking when we are smiling at you.....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 24 (view)
 
driveing on irish roads
Posted: 1/16/2009 5:22:14 PM
Im very sorry if I offended all americians. However they do like the irish deserve some stick. Americians are treated with great respect in Ireland for the most part. Too many people reley on your dollars so people like me would more than vocal if ye were insulted. Again you will hear people insulting Bush thats a worldwide sentiment in Ireland we mostly love ye and again ye are safe.....You are not safe on the roads....They are dangerous for the reason I mentioned and road rage related to traffic jams and slow drivers.....The hire car companies do not warn you about the 1 in 4 issue and can you give them some stick about that for me...Please...Just be carefull and dont go too slow all hire cars have airbags you will be fine if you crash. I fractured my skull in june and sure I was mighty it felt kinda nice to be honest. Stay away from Dublin they are all a bunch of half witted alcoholic junkies and you would never understand them and its a dirty shitty congested heroin ridden place. Avoid it. Enjoy the west coast its beautifull from north to south. Cork is a lovely city, Limerick is not as bad as they say, Galway has alot of weird leftwing green junkie types and they hate americians so go to Westport Achill and do Bellmullet and Sligo too.....You will love it contact me for any information it would be a pleasure to help you in any way you can.....Warning our humour is dark so please dont be offended....If you are just tell them that your country was the first place we were free to enjoy democracy and loads of other good stuff....Look up my hero General Thomas Francis Meagher thats a brilliant story....The only general to say... follow me lads....As he slaughtered those southern slave-owning fools in your civil war..Lovely Lovely..P
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 22 (view)
 
driveing on irish roads
Posted: 1/16/2009 4:21:19 PM
We have 500,000 un-licenced un-tested drivers on the republics roads out of two million drivers. I have challanged our politions on this when I lived there. What a bunch of absolute idiots ye all are in Ireland. We call yanks fools (which they are) for re-electing Bush yet I still find it hard to comprehend what fools ye all are. Keltic Tiger my arse Drunken Coked-up Monkey more like it. All wind and piss. The sadest party there is fine gael they needed me to inform them what was going on (re 1 in 4 drivers) and they had the nerve to say it would win the 07 election. Gobshites. Young people of Ireland let your balls drop and let the powers that be know how you feel. I predicted the economic downfall and why and got out just in time. The Times of London newspaper had an article endorsed by Gladstone (evolution therory) in which Paddy was depicted as the missing link between englishman and ape. That enraged me as a teenager however I have to say now that we deserve it 100% we elect these discusting backward clowns. And we are expected to kiss Brussels arse.....**** them**** did we stop them from building their roads and bridges..No..Yet their ****ing green influence has stopped major badly wanted structures like the 5th corrib bridge cause of wild grasses, butterflies and ****ing spanish slugs. Im still pissed off about all them traffic jams I was subjected to and why. Keltic Tiger my arse....Gladstone had no business insulting the monkeys like that.....
 talkttoomuchpaddy
Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 98 (view)
 
Why does it seem that men dislike intelligent and witty women?
Posted: 12/23/2008 6:43:06 PM
I have always found intelligent and witty women super sexy and appealing.
 
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