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stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

Msg: 121 (view)

Tattoos and Chivalry?? Posted: 5/13/2009 9:15:43 PM
That guy is just a dumbass!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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All she wants to do is watch porn,have sex ,watch sports and drink beer Posted: 3/3/2009 1:17:06 PM
Op is the biggest **** ever. I would instantly fall in love with this girl. She shares all my interests! I wonder if she is the only one or if there are other girls like this out there?

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Do you use your partner's name during sex? Does your partner use yours? Posted: 3/3/2009 1:08:31 PM
I only use names if I'm really passionate about the other person. Just my experience.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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69 is EVIL? Posted: 3/1/2009 3:38:23 PM
Use some freeking punctuation for christs sake! 69ing is evil to her and good to you.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Fingering/manual? Posted: 3/1/2009 3:31:42 PM
The pity finger!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Weed Addiction Posted: 2/28/2009 11:03:45 AM
Unlike other addictions weed actually makes someone retarded. Please help her to save what is left of her brain cells otherwise she will soon be a cabbage literally. All the best. Fvck it... Lets make stir fry! Brain to cabbage huh?

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Weed Addiction Posted: 2/28/2009 4:15:28 AM
Weed is safer that alcohol and ciggs. It isnt addictive(do research) and Its fun. I can stop at any time and not have a problem. I recently quit for a year cold turkey. I had no problem. The main issue is your girl is a slacker. Its not the pot buddy. Make her quit and she is the same old slacker. Just don't blame the sacred herb. Have respect. Thank you, Stoner Jesse

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Honesty and Sincerity about Blow Jobs. Posted: 2/28/2009 4:05:55 AM
She just tore the OP up!!! burned

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

Msg: 56 (view)

She got hers then went to sleep Posted: 2/28/2009 3:58:05 AM
Honestly I would say goodnight and go finish myself off in the bathroom. Then a Beer to calm down.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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She got hers then went to sleep Posted: 2/28/2009 2:57:13 AM
This is what you should have done. 1. Say nothing, go to sleep too. 2.Arrange another sleepover the next the Friday night. 3.Start a little foreplay then go straight to sex missionary. 4.Cum in like 3 minutes. 5.Say your tired, roll over and go to sleep. An eye for a eye.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Chin Strap-On Posted: 2/28/2009 1:30:45 AM
Its gonna be alot of fun!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Chin Strap-On Posted: 2/28/2009 12:51:21 AM
http://www.oralcaress.com/accommodator.htm Here it is! One amazing tool! I think I would try it. At least its worth a laugh. And only 22.95!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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multiple positions during 1sex session, hows it possible Posted: 2/27/2009 11:18:49 PM
I change positions all the time during sex. Its a good little break and can delay a explosion. Its possible by pulling out before you cum and changing positions. Its actually pretty easy. Once I cum I'm usually ready again within about 15 minutes or less. It makes for good marathon sex.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Clothes on or Clothes Off Posted: 2/27/2009 11:10:55 PM
I always end up naked in like 2 seconds while my partner is still totally clothed. I don't like to wear clothes much anyway. shorts and a tee for me.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Yours, His, Her's Trademark or Signature Lovemaking Move? Posted: 2/27/2009 10:06:03 PM
entertaining and educational! Kudos for the research!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

Msg: 181 (view)

are you kinky or not? Posted: 2/27/2009 8:09:54 PM
Life guard tower.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

Msg: 63 (view)

Losing your virginity. Good,bad or funny Posted: 2/27/2009 7:38:17 PM
I was 13 and my father took me to TJ and bought my the hottest hooker on revolution! I love my dad.J/K

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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on a night out Posted: 2/27/2009 6:11:18 PM
Clubs are lame. I worked at one for a year and I can tell you first hand that club girls are trouble. It is one of the worst places to find a nice girl.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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boobs Posted: 2/27/2009 3:31:08 PM
I like small boobs... You just need to find a guy that can build up your selfesteem.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Anal pleasure... Posted: 2/27/2009 2:59:17 PM
Your gay man! Go have sex with one of your guy friends and report back! Or try a banana.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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hardcore kinky ideas to do with bf? Posted: 2/27/2009 2:50:32 PM
You are all twisted and ****ed up people who are going to hell! I like th cactus up the ass!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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How to make a guy cum from a b/j Posted: 2/27/2009 2:42:54 PM
Ride him until he is about to cum then finish him with your mouth. There is nothing better than that! guaranteed to work!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Her sexual past.....ur business? Posted: 2/27/2009 2:23:45 PM
What you don't know can't hurt you.(unless its a STD) I like to be left in the dark. As long as she isn't the village bicycle I don't want to know about it.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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What's the point? Posted: 2/27/2009 2:12:22 PM
Anyway, Its all a chess match. He put down dating because if he put intimate encounter he would not be allowed to message a good percentage of chicks who dont allow messages from people looking for a intimate encounter. Dating gives him the best chance of finding what he wants.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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What's the point? Posted: 2/27/2009 1:57:47 PM
I think its people being dishonest with themselves. Everybody here likes/wants sex despite what they say.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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He can't get hard long enough Posted: 2/27/2009 1:53:56 PM
Maybe its not his problem... Surprise him and see if he can get hard. Do something out of the ordinary. If he can't then move on.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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How long for cunnilingus? Posted: 2/27/2009 1:20:48 PM
I know what he is talking about. Your tongue is a muscle and it can get really sore after long periods of exercise. Some girls don't really orgasm or don't know what a orgasm is. My ex told me she couldnt orgasm. After a while I got her to fully orgasm but it was kinda hard to get her to that state. I say if your face is really sore its time to stop.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Love making and sex Posted: 2/27/2009 12:03:19 AM
That was deep dude.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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how soon should you have sex Posted: 2/26/2009 11:20:27 PM
I say do whatever you feel like doing. If you feel like having sex then have sex. Free love

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Making moves that won't be interpreted as creepy/sleazy? Posted: 2/26/2009 10:57:29 PM
Just wait for the right moment and make your move. Don't worry about it. And if a girl likes you she most likely wont be that worried about your skills on the dance floor.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Herpes Dating Posted: 2/26/2009 10:36:22 PM
I think people with herpes should be able to date anyone they want to. Thus spreading the disease to the masses as fast as possible. If we all have it we dont have to worry about getting it. problem solved. P.S. my friend got herpes on his face from going down on a girl who didnt tell him she had it. honesty is the policy.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Anyone Ticklish? Posted: 2/26/2009 10:12:06 PM
My balls are very ticklish. It kinda sucks. If they get touched I get jumpy.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Married Men -To date or not to date? Posted: 2/26/2009 10:07:00 PM
It all depends on your morals. If your both cool with it then let it happen. Don't be surprised when a angry woman lands on your doorstep.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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What do you NOT like about sex? Posted: 2/26/2009 9:55:01 PM
I don't really like it when girls play with my balls. It tickles!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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how to DECREASE libido? Posted: 2/26/2009 9:48:14 PM
The 4 minute mile refers to exercise not a premature man!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Sexiest occupation (job profession) Posted: 2/26/2009 9:46:33 PM
Is everybody retarded? Its obvious... HOOTERS GIRLS!!!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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My gf won't even let me touch her down there Posted: 2/26/2009 9:37:50 PM
I agree with mike. Try to let her know that sex is important to you and see how she reacts.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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how to DECREASE libido? Posted: 2/26/2009 9:10:06 PM
Just jerk off dude!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Yours, His, Her's Trademark or Signature Lovemaking Move? Posted: 2/26/2009 9:04:47 PM
My move is called the Tony Danza. When I give it to a chick from behind, I yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, I donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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What does it take for a woman to suck in bed? Posted: 2/26/2009 7:53:23 PM
A penis. As long as she has a vagina she is good in my book!

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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Silent Sex Posted: 2/26/2009 7:24:25 PM
I'm loud and proud! I roar like a lion. Everybody is different. Try a little talk at first.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

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CALIF VEHICLE REGISTRATION... Posted: 2/26/2009 7:13:00 PM
Get off your high horse mominatrix! You are no better than anyone else. Maybe you should be the one behind the drive up window. Then you might have a little compassion.

stonerjesse

Joined: 12/10/2008

Msg: 48 (view)

Question reguarding women and their virginity Posted: 2/26/2009 7:04:05 PM
I say dump her ass and get a girl that puts out! I would never wait until marriage! What if the sex was plain and horrible? Am I the only one with this opinion? I must be evil.

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