Friends and money Never Mix chat & forums.

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Friends and money Never Mix Posted: 10/24/2009 3:41:04 PM
^^ Nonetheless, I'm still shoeless !! BB

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Friends and money Never Mix Posted: 10/23/2009 10:16:21 PM
Duh. What's with all these "woe is me, here's my sad tale" stories? Be smart like me and have no friends nor money ! Problem solved... BB PS. I'm going to start a "woe is me, I'm bored, lonely, depressed, cold, shoeless, and hungry" thread. Please feel free to contribute on that thread as well.

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Who's hot ? Posted: 10/14/2009 11:43:33 AM
BB... hot. Kate Beckinsale ... even hotter. BB's hands down Kate Beckinsale's pants ... priceless ! BB

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Who's hot ? Posted: 10/13/2009 7:54:54 PM
I'm going to be biased and vote for that BB dude from POF... BB

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Buying a Motorcycle: Question Posted: 9/21/2009 11:13:13 AM
Don't bother getting the radio/CD option on bikes. Unless you plan on listening to it while washing your bike, you'll hear jack once you're in motion faster than about 70/80 kms/hr. Just save that money and buy yourself an MP3 player/iPod instead (suggestion for earplug tunes is to only put in one plug, that way you have the other ear to listen to traffic around you). BB

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Buying a Motorcycle: Question Posted: 9/20/2009 10:51:30 PM
For the love of god, don't get a scooter. Concerning insurance, shop around & tell them specifically what type of bike (year, model, engine displacement, etc) you plan on getting and they will be able to provide you with a quote. I can't speak for the HDs, but in my case, my bike was classed as a "supersport" (I think insurance co.s use that classification for any sport bikes over 1000 cc) and they required addition conditions before they would even cover me. It had to have an alarm that had 1) motion sensor, 2) engine kill, and 3) I can't remember what the 3rd criterion was. Thankfully, the factory installed alarm that came as an option for the bike at the time had met all three criterion. Good luck man ! BB

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Is using others internet signal wrong? Posted: 8/11/2009 9:09:42 PM
"If it's not yours, don't touch it" Damnit ! That's exactly what my last date said to me too just before she slapped me ! cries BB

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Is using others internet signal wrong? Posted: 8/11/2009 9:17:05 AM
I think a good analogy for this would be: You have a raspberry bush in front of your house. It produces more raspberries than you have ability to eat during the season. Someone else comes and takes some to make a pie. I want to emphasize that in no way can you ever eat all the raspberries that this bush can produce in a season... So for those using this arguement to justify their actions, I suppose I could say this too: "You have a wife/girlfriend whose sex drive surpasses yours. She's still in heat while you're satiated for the balance of the week. I should come around and satisfy her?" BB PS. I have to go now. My neighbor's gone to work and their empty swimming pool in their backyard has cholorine in it going to waste. I got to jump in, splash around, do a few laps before it goes to waste....

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Birthday Spanking- a great tradition or just plain sick? Posted: 8/9/2009 7:17:11 AM
Birthday Spanking- a great tradition or just plain sick? That's sick. I prefer the birthday BJ... BB

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Remove XXXXX from my matches - ever notice this feature before? Posted: 7/26/2009 12:37:39 PM
Whew. I'm glad I decided to use [insert upcoming holiday name ] Bikerboy! as my nick instead of XXXXX. BB

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Money Making Idea's.... Posted: 7/16/2009 3:58:02 PM
^^ And if the NDP was in power, it would become a tax left off ? BB

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Is there an ideal way to die? Posted: 7/9/2009 10:51:51 AM
For the guys, the old stand by joke has been "being an elderly man and having a heart-attack while fornicating with a much-too-young-for his-age gal". Well, I suppose this other way would have to at least come in second place ! CAMDEN, N.J. — Authorities say a man has died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant. The Camden County prosecutor’s office identified the victim as 29-year-old Vincent Smith II of Camden. He was a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant. The accident happened Wednesday morning as Smith was loading chocolate into a vat where it’s melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy. Prosecutor’s spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull Smith out of the 8-foot-deep vat. He was hit and fatally injured by the agitator that mixes the chocolate. Cocoa Services hires a second company — Lyons and Sons — to do the mixing. BB

Canada Day Bikerboy!

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Before you go out the door Posted: 6/5/2009 3:34:51 PM
What is the last thing you do before you fly out that door to get to work...... Lock it behind me? BB

Canada Day Bikerboy!

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Riding in the Rockies...... Posted: 5/26/2009 8:07:11 PM
PP, you want me to dress in drag and accompany you on this ride? BB

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Motorcycles And Mingling Red Deer Alberta May 9th Posted: 5/9/2009 8:46:32 AM
Alright, I'm up. See all the YEG guys at breakie in abit ! BB

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Motorcycles And Mingling Red Deer Alberta May 9th Posted: 5/5/2009 12:26:17 PM
Well, the moped gods aren't favouring me. :( I won't be able to make the Red Deer ride itself. However, I will still join the YEG crowd for breakie at the Wild Rose at 10:30am ! BB

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Second Annual Pirate and Wenchs Party at the Encore Club in Sherwood Park May 2 Posted: 5/2/2009 6:15:52 PM
^^ Bah. I hate people who keep changing their nicks ! It's so confusing for the rest of us ! BB

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Riders of noisy modified motorcycles, hope you are listening Posted: 4/28/2009 5:48:55 PM
Seriously, who but Bram Stoker would have a stake knife? BB goes and places a ring of garlic around his tailpipe and a cross over his headlights

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Motorcycles And Mingling Red Deer Alberta May 9th Posted: 4/23/2009 8:34:56 PM
I'm getting stoked for this event ! I'm painting racing stripes on my lime green Vespa this weekend. I'm gonna have orange and red flames on the sides of my luggage compartments ! I'm certain that would add an extra 15 km/hr to the top speed of my Vespa for sure. That should get it up to 110 kms/hr to keep up with everyone else ! BB

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Motorcycles And Mingling Red Deer Alberta Posted: 4/10/2009 9:34:30 AM
Thanks for putting this together OhSix. I'm in. Just one suggestion. Could we change the meet place in Gasoline Alley from the Donut Mill to the Timmies? See ya out there ! BB

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Mixed Volleyball Team - Any Interest? Posted: 4/8/2009 6:29:15 PM
EVA, Millwoods League or Edmonton Sport & Social would be your three best bets. BB

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What to do with the ex's crap... Posted: 4/7/2009 8:34:55 PM
Dibs on one of those five cars. Preferably the one with the greatest intrinsic value. As for the rest, eBay? BB

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Alberta Budget Posted: 4/7/2009 8:17:24 PM
Damnit. This was the year I was hoping to get a sex-change... BB

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Motorcycle Singles Ride - is there enough interest? Posted: 4/7/2009 10:35:38 AM
Oh Six ! It'll be your event, so make whatever plans you'd like. As a reference though, my thread had a date of saturday, May 9 and a breakie location of Wildrose Cafe (where we had breakie before the Toy Run) at 10:30am and a meeting spot of the Petro-Can across from the Ivory Club for those who didn't/couldn't make breakfeast. I also asked for a volunteer from CGY to host for the CGY group as far as a breakie spot & rally point goes as well. BB

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Motorcycle Singles Ride - is there enough interest? Posted: 4/6/2009 2:51:46 PM
Ok, can someone volunteer to host an Alberta POF bike ride for this year? Apparently the thread which was in the sign-up section over this past weekend is now gone. I suppose that after three for three, it means that I am not allowed to host it. Please, someone, step up and volunteer to host, I'd really like to see aother big gathering of POF bikers this year. BB

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golf Posted: 4/5/2009 8:40:08 PM
^^ No, not paintball. She said "paint-a-ball". That just sounds like some weird Japanese or German porn involving acrylic paint... BB

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Old car batteries in Calgary Posted: 4/4/2009 7:36:32 PM
I toss my old batteries off my 23rd floor balcony and see how much damage it can cause to the cars parked below. I don't get any money out of it either, but it sure gives me alot of entertainment value for about 6.5 seconds ! BB

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Brains or Beauty????????????????????????? Posted: 3/26/2009 7:29:55 PM
^^ Nope. George Burns looked pretty wrinkly... BB

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Brains or Beauty????????????????????????? Posted: 3/26/2009 4:16:56 PM
^^ Aha ! That's why you lease instead of buy ! Much lower depreciation hit. BB

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Brains or Beauty????????????????????????? Posted: 3/26/2009 8:18:43 AM
Brains can fade with age too. Alzheimers. Go for beauty. But similar to a car, it's best to trade it in for a newer model once every 4 or 5 years or so... BB

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Etiquette for adding a person to favorites list Posted: 3/25/2009 9:47:49 PM
Pip, pip, cheerio's Sir Bradley ye o' bloke ! BB

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Favorite Wines Posted: 3/25/2009 1:08:28 AM
3) It's too hot/cold. 2) I don't have shoes to go with this. and, drum roll, the favorite... 1) You never pay attention to what I say. BB

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VIRUS WARNING Posted: 3/24/2009 10:43:39 PM
Well, I sure hope some of those random 50,000 sites it'll connect to each day will be porn sites. With this recession the way it is, I'm finding it increasingly difficult to justify paying for internet porn... BB

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sticks and stones , and other irritating things Posted: 3/23/2009 9:38:35 PM
Sorry Stevie, can't relate. BBie

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The Goji juice debate Posted: 3/23/2009 12:27:49 PM
I've been drinking something called Achhh-Too-Oh. It really works in quenching my thirst. The only negative that I have is that in the spring, once the snow melts, it tastes the same, but has a slight odor to it. On the plus side, it's really, really inexpensive... BB

St. Pattys Bikerboy!

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Motorcycle Insurance Posted: 3/16/2009 9:37:34 PM
Just out of curiosity, did anyone else notice their premiums had gone up a nudge for this 2009 year? I didn't have any demerits in all of 2008 and yet my premiums went up a wee bit (just under $20). BB

St. Pattys Bikerboy!

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Motorcycle Singles Ride - is there enough interest? Posted: 3/16/2009 4:13:51 PM
^^ Hahahaha. Ok, fair enough. The other place close by is the Denny's on Calgary Trail Northbound, but I'm guessing it's going to be packed. What other suggestions do you have around that area? Worst comes to worst, I suppose we could just do the Timmies right by the Petro-Can in SEC... BB

St. Pattys Bikerboy!

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Motorcycle Singles Ride - is there enough interest? Posted: 3/16/2009 11:40:56 AM
^^ I have no idea. I know the request to have it moved to the event sign up thread page was read by the moderator but it was never moved. I think he just made an error as there was 2 event thread for another event but none for mine. Notwithstanding, I'm giving up on making the 3rd Annual POF Bike Meet in Red Deer an event sign up thing. I'm just going to make another post on it later on with all the details and people can just contribute to the thread and show up if they wish, rather than "sign up" for it. BB

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'There Probably No God, now stop worrying and enjoy your life' Posted: 3/4/2009 10:12:47 PM
^^ Ok, I think I got it now. The proverb about the ant storing food for the winter and the cricket doing jack sh1t was just BS. And, secondly, Jesus was a nudist. BB

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Habitat For Humanity Interest ? Edmonton Posted: 3/4/2009 10:05:55 PM
This would be fantastic if you guys could build me a house. I can't stand the taking out the trash twice a week in exchange for living in my parents' basement. It's practically borderline fascism... BB

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Super Bad, the movie Posted: 3/4/2009 2:53:49 PM
From the director of Super Bad comes Adventureland. Opens March 27. Red band trailer: http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Adventureland-Red-Band-Trailer-12150.html (red band trailer = NSFW) BB Don't drink drugs, m'kay...

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'There Probably No God, now stop worrying and enjoy your life' Posted: 3/3/2009 11:49:26 AM
What exactly is this supposed to mean? It means some junior ad exec, or at the very least, the proof-reader editor at some advertising company will be greatly embarassed due to an omission of one apostrophe and one "s"... BB

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24 I LOVE IT!!!!! Posted: 3/2/2009 9:59:49 PM
Oooh. The President got b1tch slapped !! BB

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What is your sex score?? Posted: 3/2/2009 1:54:39 PM
Crap. 518. cries BB

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wear pink day?? Posted: 2/27/2009 2:39:51 PM
I wore pink that day too. I don't support causes. I just wore it because no one told me to seperate my reds and my whites when doing laundry and I'm too poor to go spend money on new clothing... BB

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Finger Pointing - SOMEONE take responsibility Posted: 2/26/2009 10:25:19 PM
hmm bb are you sure it was the chinese? not the koreans or japanese? ya know they all look a like eh it really coulda been any of them You know, you're right trubble. We better sue those Koreans and Japanese as well. I wouldn't mind a Hyundai and I could use a plasma tv from Sony as well... BB

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To Touch or Not to Touch-----> my organ! Posted: 2/26/2009 9:48:59 PM
Alright people. Stop your whining and worrying and just learn to beat the system. Be proactive. I fully intend to destroy my body so my organs will be of no use to anyone. Starting tomorrow, I will eat nothing but greasy fast food meals. I will also stroll down 118th and utilize the sexual services of the crack whores there (after all, the government advocates we shouldn't worry about the economy and we should spend, spend, spend !). I will also give up any form of exercise and my sports activities to help my body deteriorate quicker. Additionally, I'll take up smoking and heavy binge drinking. Don't want those slimey **stards taking my lungs nor liver. Am I missing anything else on my checklist? I want to be proactive on this one... BB

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Finger Pointing - SOMEONE take responsibility Posted: 2/26/2009 9:39:49 PM
After much after thought and deliberation, I've changed my opinion and have found the true culprit to blame in this tragedy. It's not the psychics. I ultimately blame the Chinese government. If those damn immigrant workers had done their jobs properly back in the 18th century and flatten the whole Rocky Mountains instead of just a single line for a railroad track, we wouldn't have the desolate wastelands for those poor skiers to get lost in some 200 years later. I say we sue the ass off the Chinese government ! Let's all get our fair share of prirated Blu-Ray movies or whatever they'll throw as compensation our way ! Dibs on the new T2 on Blu-Ray coming out in May... BB

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Finger Pointing - SOMEONE take responsibility Posted: 2/26/2009 2:03:40 PM
I point my finger at psychics. They are the omniscient gifted individuals among us and they failed to inform the authorities to start a rescue. How selfish. I also blame them for failing to inform of cashing out my RSPs at the market peak last summer and my subsequent precipitous decline in paper value of said item. I really should start a class action suit against all psychics now that my early retirement plans have been derailed... BB