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chubbybrown

Joined: 12/12/2005

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Wonky veg Posted: 6/30/2009 8:00:19 AM
Curvy bannanas oh they were the days and Carrots with legs on them

chubbybrown

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Called a golddigger because I expect a man to buy me a drink? Posted: 6/30/2009 7:55:58 AM
I'm Impressed by Girls who offer to pay,it enhances equality and I pay anyway!

chubbybrown

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What makes a woman over 40 sexy? Posted: 6/30/2009 7:35:47 AM
Self Confidence; life experiences; knowing what They want,If they don't know I might as well give up , Oh they are happy for me to cook as well Women over 40 have always been Hotter and thats even when I was younger

chubbybrown

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Old sweets Posted: 4/30/2008 7:16:29 AM
were they texas or texan's? I loved pacers and Nutty bars

chubbybrown

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CAMPER VANS IN UK Posted: 4/30/2008 7:11:21 AM
I have the use of a mazda Bongo,great piece of kit,sleeps 4 and is no larger than some chelsea tractors. I head to the west coast of Scotland,as for Rural roads thats what car tax is for.

chubbybrown

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the ultimate put down line Posted: 3/19/2008 4:13:15 PM
go shave your top lip

chubbybrown

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McCartney -v- Mills Posted: 3/19/2008 3:47:18 PM
I kissed her quick all of a quiver, I touched her leg, it fell in the river.... Another Poem by Paul Macartney. I kissed her for four years all of a quiver, yet 22 million,barfed down the river Anyway,I await the Charity receipt of 22 million from her to a charity. Pauls worth 800+ mil,she gets 22 mil would be nice to start again disposing 3% rather than the 50/50 as per Normal ladies and gents. Was happy for him and her at first,saddened how it all went sour so quick,I couldnt See Linda Mac doing the same. R

chubbybrown

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Modern Relationships and all that comes with it!! Posted: 2/25/2008 2:11:42 PM
I'm embarressed to say the last time I wrote a love letter and hand wrote and posted it by Royal mail was around 15 years ago. Do letters still touch hearts like they used to? Was always nice getting a letter a week or sometimes two I hope its not off topic,just topical within the thread

chubbybrown

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Save car fuel easily (tip) Posted: 2/19/2008 3:51:35 PM
You cant Use Kerosene.... god almighty so many experts... its only two parts carbon,not three So in the end it will just seize the pump from lack of lubrication. You could add a gallon of oil to it and hope it mixes,but standard Kero is a no no. As for Benzine,tell that to the amount of pensioners who work for shell/Bp etc who actually last over the age of 70,theres not many of them who have had hands on experiance of working with oils of any type. How to save fuel Easily,lift your right foot. If I lived in the south I would fancy using LNG or CNG,if I could harness the towngas network somehow.

chubbybrown

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Best way to de-ice the car Posted: 2/19/2008 4:10:14 AM
I just use a car cover. covers all the glass and just remove it in the morning if the wind hasnt already... Sorted!

chubbybrown

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Is There Life On Mars? No, Only Ashes To Ashes! Posted: 2/18/2008 4:52:57 PM
available again on BBC iplayer as its repeated on bbc4 two days left!

chubbybrown

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Save car fuel easily (tip) Posted: 2/18/2008 4:42:05 PM
LPG burns cleaner,I worked for Calor gas for 15 years and can proove it. Cars need less servicing as theres less stress on the internals of the engine,so if its out of main warranty I would service it less. Being Carbon neutral is infact false,because LPG is either made up of C3's or C4's carbon molecules to you and me. LPG is roughly 90 octane in the real world as a comparative;Most of the reps who run thier cars flick it over to petrol for extra boost if overtaking and someones trying to outrun or theres not enough gun in it to crest a hill quicker. its just a shame its 50p or so a litre now. a wee hint you cant dye gas,so speak to a friendly farmer who gets it for less than half of what you pay for it in bulk.

chubbybrown

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Is There Life On Mars? No, Only Ashes To Ashes! Posted: 2/9/2008 8:18:04 AM
Available for 5 more days on BBC i-Player. I like the Quattro,its wrong and wasnt available in RHD,not with the headlights it has. But they knew it and I still say wow when I hear that 5 cylinder purr. Lots of people slagging it off in the press,but I liked it

chubbybrown

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CO-OP, bans caged hens eggs. Posted: 2/4/2008 3:29:41 PM
I think its going to be law in 2011 anyway,but I do support the co-op when I can. the only ass draggers are Tesco.

chubbybrown

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Head Lice & Nits Posted: 1/31/2008 4:08:46 AM
Asda do a spray thats made from ti tree oil, Spray it on thier heads before they goto school

chubbybrown

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Belfast meet, 25th January 2008 in Bar 7 Posted: 1/24/2008 6:47:51 AM
Sorry I wont be there, not coming to Belfast until the week after

chubbybrown

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Asda to fine parking cheats Posted: 1/13/2008 7:57:52 AM
I dont even think its the handiness of the disabled and parent parking spaces. Its just because the spaces are larger,so why dont they just make all carpark spaces bigger~? Ok back to my box and thinking in it.. .

chubbybrown

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Asda to fine parking cheats Posted: 1/12/2008 1:50:54 AM
Thankfully Illegal in Scotland. They can charge a release fee,but you can release it yourself and hand it back then No release fee. They really take the hump when the wishbones dropped and you hand it back to them in the Englandshires and welsh-shires

chubbybrown

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How quick could you learn a foreign language? Posted: 1/4/2008 1:55:17 PM
differant Language officially and yet some words are spelt the same,yet pronounced totally different. I've ben told by portgugese Pilots they understand Spanish ok if they roll thier sleeves up when they are listening,after all to them its just dialect. Good Luck.

chubbybrown

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Middle aged men and motorbikes Posted: 1/3/2008 4:12:43 PM
According to the Op Im middle aged. I've had bikes since I was 20. I dont ride when salt is on the road or snow or frost. I dont go as fast as I used to, as I think I wont fix if I come off. Profiles are personal to the Person if you dont like,click past Isnt that the whole Idea of POF..... Dont understand where your coming from actually

chubbybrown

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Fairy Tale Of New York Posted: 12/18/2007 8:01:16 AM
I'm quite partial to Brains faggots every now and again This stupid country and its censorship. RIP to Kirsty maccoll a life taken long before it should have been

chubbybrown

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IS IT RIGHT 2 TEXT YR PARTNER 1/2 HR B4 YR DUE TO CANCEL DATE AS HIS DAD WANTS U TO POP SOMEWHERE Posted: 12/10/2007 7:06:08 AM
depends if he wanted to rearrange doesnt it. Blood is always thicker than water. but then again how long does it take to price a job... Why didnt you call him back? Not worth the Effort?? I used to tramp the country in HGV's and sometimes plans change; Sometimes women understand,sometimes they dont. Needless to say Truckies partners are very very special.

chubbybrown

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hot or cold water Posted: 12/10/2007 3:32:58 AM
Cold water is from the mains. Hot water from the tap if using a non combi system is drip fed from in a tank in the loft,then heated. via the boiler and then held in a copper tank; Kinda nice if you have Mice,birds,loft insualtion floating around etc

chubbybrown

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Church collection plate Posted: 11/23/2007 8:33:29 AM
it depends where the money is going doesnt it? Last funeral I went to the collection was for the widow and the one before that was for marie curie,dont they tell you before you put your hand into your hip?

chubbybrown

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Men using the Ladies Toilets, what's this all about then? Posted: 11/23/2007 8:31:28 AM
Yep I have the same opinion. I see more girls in the mens toilets in clubs due to there being No Queue.

chubbybrown

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how well do you get on with your parents Posted: 11/23/2007 8:29:55 AM
Brand new.... They just see me doing the things they have already done and only give advice if its asked for,Nice people

chubbybrown

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What present would you buy yourself for christmas? Posted: 11/17/2007 2:58:38 PM
A new Telly and I just did

chubbybrown

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Good Luck Scotland Posted: 11/17/2007 1:42:07 PM
Yeah comon England do us all a favour

chubbybrown

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can they legally do this? Posted: 11/2/2007 4:54:22 PM
In Scotland you have a disclosure certificates far more deeper and bang up to date. a friend had a similar thing where suddenly they thought her BMI was too high after she was employed for six weeks,its all Sick really,they can do anything nowadays and get away with it if they know how to

chubbybrown

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Was you worried of a nuclear attack in the 80's? Posted: 10/19/2007 11:56:28 AM
Anyone remember the "how to build a nuclear shelter in your Living Room" Out of Bin bags and some chairs? My old man muttering as it was on...

chubbybrown

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Has anyone seen the email with regards to boycott esso/BP? Posted: 10/17/2007 12:53:03 PM
Esso and Bp are now one.... LOL Read what it says.... Bp are Just BP,I should Know I work for them. Esso are part of the Exxon group. Shell and Bp used to be one company along with the mexican oil company, they merged in 1975,Ive never read such **** Stupid chain letters,Oil companies make 1p a litre profit,they dont need to make anymore as the margin is made by the numbers. thats why the deliver 38,000 litres or more in one go. Buy Fuel from tesco,down south its imported and Be greatful if your lamda sensor doesnt get problems in the future,people forget so quickly... anything for 5p a litre off.... Over a quid here so not happy

chubbybrown

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Fines for smoking at the wheel Posted: 9/28/2007 2:13:57 AM
Ive seen someone crash a car whilst smoking, it took a while as the ash had set the seat on fire. fell between legs etc etc busy patting out the ash that landed on thier legs etc etc

chubbybrown

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How do you cope with premature ejaculation Posted: 9/28/2007 2:12:05 AM
I was just going to say just spit it out and start again.

chubbybrown

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What's your collection? Posted: 9/10/2007 2:54:35 AM
Cartoosh, I collect Swatch watches I must have over 30 most are new,well until I tempt myself to wear them out

chubbybrown

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14lb 7oz baby born Posted: 9/9/2007 1:36:28 PM
Passing a melon thru somthing the size of a lemon is always going to be hard

chubbybrown

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BMI Count Posted: 9/8/2007 10:59:12 AM
I'm 24.4, I reckon its all a load of shit,its just a way to load payments. I know people twice my size and are twice as fit.

chubbybrown

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Why Can't Airplanes Take-off/Land In Fog. Posted: 9/6/2007 2:57:30 PM
I'll give you a quick example why computers dont land planes normally. mate was coming in to land,on track via ILS. Just about to touch down and saw a Torch and some tools on the runway,needless to say he saw it and did a go around. Your life in their hands. ILS reduces visabilty parameters but you still have to be 'visual' with the runway. it just depends when the ILS was last calibrated too. usual for most up our way is 400-600 feet and thats quite low isnt it? when its foggy there is only one movement at a time in fog,createing delays and therefore cancellations

chubbybrown

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Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/28/2007 10:20:02 AM
My chip and pin number is....

chubbybrown

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What could you never forgive? Posted: 8/28/2007 7:19:22 AM
Kiddy fiddlers

chubbybrown

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Thanks, but your not my type. Posted: 8/28/2007 7:17:32 AM
I think if you say no,its a challenge well its like running until you get tired. I must send more mail

chubbybrown

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Motorcylces/Bikes/Vroom vrooms! Posted: 8/23/2007 3:06:57 AM
Its all good advice given here. I would do direct access if I had to start again as well as the CBT. when riding bikes its not you whos the danger its other people

chubbybrown

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How to remove candle wax drippings out of the carpet? Posted: 8/18/2007 7:54:15 AM
Lay a sheet down before capering with candle wax

chubbybrown

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Power of Attorney problems Posted: 8/17/2007 11:06:53 AM
I think you still have it even after death. Put it this way in Scotland you have to pay £35 to have it removed even if they are dead,cheeky sods

chubbybrown

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New Sex Museum In London Would You Go ? Posted: 8/17/2007 4:38:58 AM
Theres one in Prague,It gave me a few ideas The things you see on a wheel ( you will know if you've been) They didnt like us in the sex shop there when we asked why there were only baskets and not shopping trolleys!

chubbybrown

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Black Pearl in Liverpool, anyone interested? Posted: 8/17/2007 4:17:39 AM
Shame I was in Liverpool last week for a city Break and I'd go Back! Nice People,Nice Weather

chubbybrown

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Tesco Jails !! Posted: 8/16/2007 3:32:18 AM
Tesco Value Jails.. every little helps!

chubbybrown

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Paying Financial Maintenance - divorced/separated parents Posted: 8/15/2007 5:44:20 AM
I pay an agreed amount and if they need anything else I can pay for that too. Iwould think its better all round to do it this way and if the mum is on benifits (which mine isnt btw) its just the agreed amount is taken into consideration, so everyone wins hopefully. The nicest thing then is visiting rights ( why should a father need any rights is bad choice of words,but farcical) is also taken seperatly and always amicable. Sadly ex couples cannot always agree to disagree and drag the good ol visiting access into the compound,Luckily I picked the right woman in marriage and divorce

chubbybrown

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skilled labour shortage in poland Posted: 8/15/2007 5:35:48 AM
I think it all started going wrong when apprecticeships were stopped and these were transformed into YTS schemes. Yts in those stood for your turn sucker. Its nice to see Apprectices and seeing companies put a little back into what they were given in the first place,instead of employers taking the easy option of hiring Migrants,why not employ an apprentice as well? I'm pleased a local large company has always had a training school and looks after its young ones who unlike the old days are invited to stay on at proper rates. there is a lack of tradesmen merely because of the money,I have my trade and will if I have to go back to it,I retrained and now have a better skill and bettered myself but it doesnt stop me doing homers for friends and family if I want to. I dont mind poles or any other migrants doing the job,its just the money that they take home in their wage packet isnt all spent here its sent home. Things will change in the future when theres a better standard of wage and living elsewhere these migrants will head there and I wont blame them. Its just shame such short sightedness will make matters worse and not better as for skilled shortage of labour in Poland whos fault is that?

chubbybrown

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Should The Police Be Employing 16 Year Olds as Coppers? Posted: 8/13/2007 6:44:06 PM
Hardly! too short but says it all

chubbybrown

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Online Gaming - A social life? Do women here play? Posted: 8/4/2007 7:29:42 AM
There are loads of girls and women that play online, Plenty on cs and bf2 :-) and anyway best thing for all is skill not what sex you are. cheers R

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