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esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Bribing Cops.... with boobs.... Posted: 11/26/2009 4:13:14 PM
if your boobs need fluffing,bring em over,be happy to help out

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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What's the one place you would love to have sex in? Posted: 11/24/2009 2:02:43 PM
in my own bed again...it's been toooooooo long

esp60

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Commonly Held Beliefs? Posted: 11/16/2009 8:45:52 PM
lmao those ARE universal

esp60

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What's wrong with looking, thinking, and acting your age? Posted: 11/16/2009 8:30:39 PM
swing that cane wte...i think you might be like the granny on beverly hillbillies...now she had attitude..as for getting older,there's nothing you can do about it and the alternative sucks..so live it well

esp60

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Commonly Held Beliefs? Posted: 11/16/2009 8:21:24 PM
ahh..wte..if only the last two were universally held,the world would be a better place..like your list though...good insight

esp60

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Choosing the Perfect Gift! Posted: 11/16/2009 3:31:57 PM
buy those ones some fancy imported water or a case of whatever your favourite mix is.

esp60

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911 - A Fair Trial in New York City? Posted: 11/13/2009 6:06:39 PM
i don't think there is a place in the USA where they could get a fair trial.i'm pretty sure they are already convicted in the eyes of most americans,not that they would do better here.like most people i still have the images of 911 burned into my brain.

esp60

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SEX NOISES Posted: 11/12/2009 4:59:08 PM
wish i remembered what those noises were... maybe someday i' ll hear them again at my house...hopefully i'll be the one making them

esp60

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labia lovers Posted: 11/12/2009 1:33:07 PM
if there is some medical reason to have them altered then fine..otherwise...leave them alone..good gravy...how vain can you be? wte...i think you should try that sacred gland thread again...and BE..love your earmuffs

esp60

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What did you dream of being as a child? Posted: 11/11/2009 9:58:55 PM
as a child,i dreamed that someday i would be a professional baseball player.turns out you need talent.that dream didn't come true but i had a great time playing baseball for a whole lot of years so i guess my dreams came partially true

esp60

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Vancouver Halloween Party Oct 31. 2009 Posted: 11/2/2009 10:58:37 AM
kudos to christa1 and nubutterfly..as usual,they pulled it all together and made sure everyone enjoyed themselves..i know i sure did..thank you ladies

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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What are you reading? Posted: 10/30/2009 9:45:32 AM
the obituaries...to see if i'm there yet

esp60

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Are women with breast augmentation cheating with false advertising? Posted: 10/28/2009 10:15:22 AM
to me, it doesn't matter if they are natural or rebuilt..as long as i get permission to play with them,it's all good

esp60

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Vancouver - Halloween - any suggestions? Posted: 10/18/2009 1:24:42 PM
there are two pof events listed,one at the maritime center and one in abbotsford.should be people of sll ages and all kinds of costumes...pick your poison and have fun

esp60

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Photos - Powell River - McKinney's Pub Dance, October 10, 2009 Posted: 10/13/2009 8:20:43 PM
looks liie everyone had a great time,i'm still ticked i had to miss it.from what i heard BE,dinner was a rousing success,so i missed that too.now if i had a plane...............i probably could have found a passenger or two

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Dating websites Posted: 10/10/2009 6:19:36 PM
oh please..please...will somebody invent a pill that will let you do that

esp60

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Powell River - McKinney's Pub Dance, October 10, 2009 Posted: 10/8/2009 10:19:04 PM
much to my regret and because of work .i am going to have to miss this weekend.i was sooo looking forward to meeting some new friends and kicking up my heels.have fun everyone..maybe next time...

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Morning SEX yes? no? Posted: 10/4/2009 10:22:03 PM
f&s48..boy you got that right..at least i think i remember that it was

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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To pay or not to pay?? Or to have sex on first meeting?? Posted: 10/4/2009 10:08:15 PM
sorry to hear that you had such a bad experience.seem to hear about a lot of things like that.maybe next time you will meet someone with a little dignity and class..good luck

esp60

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How has on line dating changed the way we look for love? Posted: 9/30/2009 10:50:19 PM
^^^^^..you need a bigger monitor...as for changing how we look for love,i think we expect more and judge quicker and probably miss someone special because we are in too much of a hurry..

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Morning SEX yes? no? Posted: 9/30/2009 11:31:34 AM
^^^^^ by the time you make a decision,it'll be a nooner

esp60

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What is the Greatest Gift? :)) Posted: 9/17/2009 10:13:03 AM
i think the greatest gift you can give someone you love is the real you..no b.s. no secrets..just the real, honest, true you.

esp60

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Tantra ... Kamasutra anyone? Posted: 9/17/2009 10:09:23 AM
^^^^^^^...are you saying you don't have the patience to learn patience as for sting,he's always talking about how him and his wife make love for hours by practicing tantra.even the bare naked ladies mentioned it in one of their songs..now that i think of it,it might be worth learning darn..i better go find a partner

esp60

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Tantra ... Kamasutra anyone? Posted: 9/16/2009 3:07:33 PM
has anybody called sting?he knows

esp60

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You know you wanna.....Haiku ;))) Posted: 9/16/2009 2:49:15 PM
no axe just an ex burn witch gone for good i say smile for the camera ......

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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penis fly trap Posted: 9/6/2009 9:44:54 PM
^^^^^^ glad you found a way to impress and control your minions..still having issues with mine..something about wanting jewellery ,respect and holidays in a warm place in the winter.....wtf....talk about penis fly traps

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Can you smell a vegetarian? Posted: 9/6/2009 7:28:42 PM
i think i'll go on a chocolate only diet on the off chance it will work

esp60

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Loyalty Posted: 9/6/2009 6:49:38 PM
if you are running short of minions,minions.com might help.loyalty is ten bucks extra.yes,loyalty can be bought

esp60

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Can you smell a vegetarian? Posted: 9/6/2009 4:56:10 PM
^^^^^^mm...if you could make it taste like chocolate,you would never have to ask

esp60

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Dealing with your partners ex....ugh Posted: 9/3/2009 12:03:16 PM
msg 36...what im ..it's been gone for three months...where have you been?too many people seem to lose sight of the fact that this site is for meeting people and if they meet in forums or by looking at profiles,either way,it has served its purpose

esp60

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How far would you commute for a first date? Posted: 9/2/2009 6:44:46 PM
^^^^^^c'mon bella be adventurous..make it two bridges

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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How far would you commute for a first date? Posted: 9/2/2009 12:12:43 PM
^^^^^ i bring my own...it's way better

esp60

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Mistakes Posted: 8/31/2009 3:04:58 PM
^^^. mn made the mistake of thinking you were intelligent enough to understand it.you just can't stand other people having fun can you?

esp60

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Mistakes Posted: 8/31/2009 9:35:18 AM
^^^^^^^now that was darn clever...mn.. whoever says you can't have fun in the forums is making a big mistake

esp60

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What's the latest nice thing you did for someone? Posted: 8/30/2009 7:28:08 PM
^^^^ that is one i would have really appreciated from my s/o a few years ago before the battles started

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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penis fly trap Posted: 8/30/2009 9:33:39 AM
^^^^^ i don't think she's cold..or a man hater..your insecurities are showing

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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penis fly trap Posted: 8/30/2009 8:54:21 AM
the title is catchy....it doesn't seem like it's about hating men..more like she likes men but can't figure them out and wondering what makes them tick....jmho

esp60

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Your brain - the sex organ Posted: 8/30/2009 1:23:03 AM
those were the pics i was going to enlarge.they have kind of a film noir look to them probably cause of the cheap camereas

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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What do you consider is the best feature of this site? Posted: 8/30/2009 1:14:45 AM
yeah deb..you pretty well hit the nail on the head...therapy's a b!tch but at least i can order doubles

esp60

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Your brain - the sex organ Posted: 8/30/2009 12:57:05 AM
i think i'm going to go into photoshop and enlarge my head shot

esp60

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mma coming to Vancouver, what do you think? Posted: 8/30/2009 12:54:39 AM
maybe they can raise enough money for a new roof or at least let the politicians duke it out in the cage

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Pictures Mosquito Creek, Aug 22, 09 Posted: 8/30/2009 12:21:33 AM
i'll pay for the goggles if you'll promise... not to make that calendar..really

esp60

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Nudist Camp Posted: 8/30/2009 12:19:00 AM
i can't even find my house with google earth but then again why would i want to,i know here i live

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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The Sayings you love or hate Posted: 8/29/2009 3:41:34 PM
^^^^^^..it's just about happy hour..are you ready to go..i have to go see my therapissed for another session of self image..and that'shere he works

esp60

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What do you consider is the best feature of this site? Posted: 8/29/2009 9:31:32 AM
^^^^ i think she made one last night that's the best feature of this site..the give and take....and really clever responses..as for the stalking..my therapissed says i'm improving

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Do you wear ear plugs to a music concert? Posted: 8/29/2009 2:17:33 AM
it could be the acid flashback but it's more likely that you just like the attention..lol

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Do you wear ear plugs to a music concert? Posted: 8/29/2009 12:32:00 AM
since my hearing is already shot,i'm not putting plugs in any orifices..ever

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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The Sayings you love or hate Posted: 8/29/2009 12:29:45 AM
and the ever popular "is it twue"..madelaine kahn in blazing saddles

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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What's the latest nice thing you did for someone? Posted: 8/29/2009 12:21:08 AM
i listened to a tele-marketer give his whole spiel,didn't interrupt or make any nasty remarks.might have been the first time he ever got to the end of his speech

esp60

Joined: 1/14/2009

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Bullying on T.V. Posted: 8/29/2009 12:10:01 AM
^^^^ quit bullying him..maybe he just had a vowel movement

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