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DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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KC Area Singles... Friday, July 24th 2009 ~ 8pm @ FunkyTown Posted: 7/16/2009 3:40:59 PM
I don't know, Gummi... I got SO drenched in sweat on that dancefloor last time...!!! Gotta think about this... hmmm........... OKAY!!! I'm in... Last time I got sweat on my nice white suit... THIS TIME I'M ONLY GONNA WEAR A HUGE MAN-SIZED SPONGE...!!! Oh, and by the way... Cousin Vern's comin' with me again so everybody PLEASE be prepared to have your ear talked off if you meet him... <<<See...??? That's Cousin Vern...!!! I think he even talks nonstop in his sleep... But if you tell'em I said that, I'll swear you're a liar...!!! Lee (your DarkPrince) Kansas City, Missouri

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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KC Area Singles... Friday, June 19th 2009 ~ 8pm @ FunkyTown Posted: 6/17/2009 3:23:35 PM
Okay... sometimes I can be such a DORK!!! There I was this PAST Friday night -- at Funkytown!!! All dressed up and nowhere to go... That's okay, though... I came with a buddy and left with more -- we ended up that night at the Levy (and man did we have a blast!!!) 'Guess we'll try again THIS Friday night, huh..??? Maybe I won't even bother to dress this time... Nahhhh.... That could get pretty ugly... Look for me -- I'll be the one in a long white suit, looking pretty lost... Somebody grab me and pull me home... Lee (your DarkPrince) Kansas City, Missouri

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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KC Area Singles... Friday, June 19th 2009 ~ 8pm @ FunkyTown Posted: 6/9/2009 3:27:18 PM
You GOT it, Boo...!!! Let's rip a few planks outta that danceflo'...!!!! Lee (your DarkPrince) Kansas City, Missouri

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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KC Area Singles... Friday, June 19th 2009 ~ 8pm @ FunkyTown Posted: 6/5/2009 3:58:51 PM
Yeah, it's been awhile for me (girl from this site took me off the market for a few months)... Now, I'm BBBAAAAaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkkkk...!!! Haven't been to a POF Funkytown(er) since sometime in 2007, but I ALWAYS have BUNCHES of fun and love meeting all you "fellow fishermen"... ...guess you can call me "Invitee #30"... Your DarkPrince Kansas City, Missouri

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Soooo... you think Bush is only targetting terrorists, huh? Posted: 1/20/2006 8:57:55 AM
Hey!!!! Shame on all of us for implying Bush is taking away our freedom!!! Besides... HE's the one who said of the terrorists... "they hate freedom"... Are we now suggesting our pres is a hypocrit... NOOOOOO Waaaaayy.... He also said during his first campaign... "I'm a uniter, not a divider"... I feel real united... more united than EVER in US history.... Don't you guys??? Aaahhhhh.... can't you just SMELL all that that freedom and unity??? ...or is there a herd of cattle nearby...???

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Sex problems Posted: 1/20/2006 8:49:46 AM
WebDesignGuy... UNCLE TOM??? HEY Mister!!!! I'll have you to know that I'm a life-long card-carrying Republican with really biiiiiigg connections -- bucko!!! You'd better watch it!!!! BTW... don't you have a webpage you should be stroking??? How 'bout one on humor??? Never mind... wouldn't wanna put you under THAT much pressure...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/20/2006 8:42:30 AM
THERE HE IS, OFFICERs!!! ARREST THAT MAN!!! Besides, he scratched my rims -----and he... he.............. He changed the AM presets on my radio!!! Officer... let me sting him before you arrest him -- besides... this girl named Mesna made me a promise... ...my butt's in the air for ya'... I've been bad... I'll do it again!!!! I swear it!!!!!!!!!! I'll bloody do it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

Msg: 277 (view)

What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/20/2006 8:32:31 AM
^^I have always admired the size of my father^^^ ************************************************

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Am I Being Too Picky? Posted: 1/20/2006 7:53:19 AM
What's up, Sam... You wrote: Stick to your guns man! You know what's in your own head! ********************************************************************** Or in HIS case... what's wrapped AROUND it...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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why im deleting my account Posted: 1/20/2006 7:49:32 AM
Hey guys... he's gone anyway... notice you can't view his profile??? I think I saw him last night on an episode of "Cops" gettin' arrested in a prostitution sting and constantly shouting... "Screw YOU... POF!!! Screw ALL you guys!!!"

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Soooo... you think Bush is only targetting terrorists, huh? Posted: 1/20/2006 7:04:46 AM
"Some" cons will say ANYTHING to protect this corrupt administration and corruption within the Republican party... I'm just hoping that one day, definitive proof will be found that the administration, in it's controversial eavesdropping, did NOT only target communications between Americans in contact with people in foreign countries -- but in fact, were doing this to ANYONE they considered "unfriendly" to their administration and cause... I"m going further to say I hope they will also be able to one day devise a way that WE can find out if WE were individually targetted. I very much have reason to believe I was a target as I have looked up, cross-referenced and downloaded MUCH information about our government, this administration -- in fact, I was fully aware of Halliburton and Kellogg,Brown & Root LONG before it came out in the mainstream press. I used to teach at a local college, just before the war began and was finding out a lot of information in-between my classes on a daily basis (not hacking in... or doing ANYTHING illegal) just asking the RIGHT questions when I search. At some point, a message popped up on my screen stating "You're Being Watched"... My searches, at the college, immediately came to a cessation. At the same time, and for quite some time, I strongly believe my telephone calls were being intercepted -- due to hearing an 'echo' effect in our voices and hearing 'clicking' noises. I don't think it comes as any surprise that this administration is the only one in history that has a "hard time" with criticism from it's citizens... Unfortunately, what's happening now is that some 'cons' are forgetting that we are ALL Americans and are treating the democratic process like an "us v. them" FOOTBALL GAME... the "I support my team, no matter what" attitude. Well, if this were a Democratic administration doing the same thing as our current administration -- I would be ALL over THEIR a**es, too!!! Wrong is wrong -- and there's been SO many questionable activities by this administration, even the strongest supporters ought to consider that maybe enough is enough...' ...and STOP using the lame excuse of Clinton/Lewinsky!!! While this too was inappropriate, it DID NOT do anything to threaten our national security or kill our troops.

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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why im deleting my account Posted: 1/19/2006 3:12:52 PM
^^^^^OK... so what??? Is your delete button stuck???

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 2:41:27 PM
That's not smoke... it's freezin' out here and these darn windows won't go up...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 2:17:22 PM
Okay Kept... I'm comin' for ya, buddy... Look for the former cop car with the hydraulics and 22 rims... You won't need to squint your eyes to look -- you should be able to hear me comin' from about half a mile or so... Here I come.................

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 2:14:40 PM
In fact... I think us Scorpios should be allowed to re-write our traits so you can better understand how you'd BETTER perceive us...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 2:12:58 PM
Yeah... I thank you, too High... But being a Scorpio -- I didn't bother to read mine because I already know what it'll tell me in most cases... I've got to be the boss; I'm stubborn; It's my way or the highway; I'll cut'ya -- I swear I'll cut'ya...; But boy was I GREAT last night...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 1:29:47 PM
Hey Kept... Don't worry... give it about another hour and the venom will wear off -- then go back up on this thread a little bit and you'll see High/Inside already posted yours for you... By the way, can't help you out on a ride -- us brotha's don't own pickups too much...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 1:00:10 PM
To High/Inside... Scorpio's "jealousy and possessiveness"??? What on EARTH are you talkin' about??? BTW - why are you evaluating other people's zodiacs on this thread instead of mine, hmmm??? Am I NOT enough for you??? Am I NOT a good provider for you??? What, do you WANT him??? Does he turn you on??? Hmmm??? Ooops... ...can we strike that from the record???

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Sex problems Posted: 1/19/2006 12:54:06 PM
^^^^^ Ya' know... I thought MY profile was pretty funny -- but THIS^^^ guy is a straight-up lunatic!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Am I Being Too Picky? Posted: 1/19/2006 10:18:47 AM
^^^^^That's DACA, y'all... She be's my baaaaaaby!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/19/2006 10:10:14 AM
Lillies... I can take a joke as much as I dish 'em out -- and I think it's pretty evident by now that I LOVE to dish 'em out... ...but I saw your wink -- so I knew it was in fun... Much love...' Gotta go now... Got a couple of girls from the burbs just called and wanna take me out this afternoon for beer and pool -- and I need to shower... I mean I REALLY "NEED" to shower!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/19/2006 9:48:00 AM
Lillies... I either missed the 2nd paragraph of your previous post OR you just editted and added it... but THAT is EXACTLY what I was tryin' to say earlier in this forum -- not tryin' to bash anybody. Just a factual observation about 'some' people who workout 'all the time'...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 9:38:56 AM
Fool... GET UP!!! YOU ain't hurt!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/19/2006 9:37:02 AM
You have the right to say whatever "I" want...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/19/2006 9:33:29 AM
Whooaaa Daylillies... slow down, there... apply the brakes, sugar.... Did you not see how I got bashed earlier in this post for saying the same thing???

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/19/2006 9:30:50 AM
^^^^^ Y'all have GOT to just excuse KeptReal... somehow he got out again... ...it's okay, I've got him!!! Whoops, Y2J... didn't realize you were already there. COOL!!! I'll cash in the ticket and we'll have more money to play with while I'm there -- here's half for you... Y2... where you goin??? No... NO... Don't go spendin' it ALL on Fox!!! I KNOW that body's temptin' but control yourself brotha!!! Save some for the charity event we talked about... Remember...??? The "charity" event...??? Don't you still wanna help the hungry seals??? THAT'S RIGHT!!! I SAID IT!!! ...what???

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Am I Being Too Picky? Posted: 1/19/2006 9:23:51 AM
Tell' em DACA!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 8:42:37 AM
^^^^^ I WARNED you... ...but will you listen to me??? Noooooooooo....

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/19/2006 8:40:16 AM
BTW, Fox... That last pic in your profile -- is that YOU??? Pretty impressive if it is...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/19/2006 8:38:28 AM
Y2J... Man, if you don't make your move after THAT post ^^^^ I'm cashing in your ticket to Canada...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 8:35:21 AM
^^^^^^^ ...well, I WAS at your feet... better look behind you, now!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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review me Posted: 1/19/2006 8:28:39 AM
Doc... Sounds to me like you're really a pretty cool dude -- and not bad-looking either -- but your profile kinda reads like a resume and contains a lot of the same ol' descriptive lines that so many other people use... Show more of YOU in your words, rather than just saying it. Having said that, I know that even MY profile contains a line like either "down-to-earth, laid-back" or somethin' like that, but I try to let more of ME shine through... Also... not that it's bad that you did it THIS time -- but be careful about asking everybody else 'too often' what THEY think of you -- it's more important to know what YOU think of you... Confidence, my brotha... confidence...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/19/2006 8:00:36 AM
Bro. Kept... you wrote: Pisces are very considerate lover's. Well, considerate... maybe... but according to your last fling you tried to have with Mesna -- your 'lovin' isn't very complete. You know I'm just havin' fun -- but WATCH IT bro!!! I saw what you said about Wonderwoman and us Scorpios... ...yep... I'm STILL here -- and as always -- my tail is poised to sting!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Sex problems Posted: 1/19/2006 7:33:41 AM
Wow... I read all these responses -- and frankly -- I wasn't going to reply but I'm compelled... I find it interesting that in most every one of your replies, you've blamed her partner for her lack of pleasure. It MAY be... but I try to read a little more carefully and noticed the OP said she's not very experienced. Yes, foreplay IS important -- but why are most of you assuming that foreplay is NOT initiated??? Maybe we should ask before we assume -- however, your responses are NOT incorrect, just full of a lot of unsubstantiated assumptions. Sugar, I know that when I first started having sex -- and I was your age, too -- I absolutely HATED it. It took me awhile before I started becoming more aware and comfortable with myself enough to learn how to relax, know what I wanted -- and ASK for or INITIATE it. In time (and with more practice) you'll start to understand what your mind and body desires in order to achieve the "big bang theory"... Hang in there and good luck!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Opinions please - Is this normal!!!!! Posted: 1/18/2006 5:10:16 PM
Close the bathroom door before you begin... That way he'll have to stop peeing to actually HEAR your concerns...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Opinions please - Is this normal!!!!! Posted: 1/18/2006 3:14:09 PM
Are you serious??? YOU really need ADVICE with this???

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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why im deleting my account Posted: 1/18/2006 1:40:16 PM
KitsGuy... Well said, my brotha!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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why im deleting my account Posted: 1/18/2006 1:29:03 PM
Ok bye... I'll take care of 'em for ya!!! Gonna miss you!!! Watch that door when it closes behind you, it's got quite a kick!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/18/2006 11:59:55 AM
...depends on where you plan to "fit" the shoe... Y2J... what's up, brotha -- 's been awhile since we talked... Hell... you can go to Canada WITH me... 'could probably use some extra muscle when the Mounties are tryin' to throw me outta there!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/18/2006 11:50:44 AM
Well, Wire... I would answer that -- but THAT would give away the mystery!!! ...Can't do THAT!!! I truly wouldn't be a Scorpio, would I??? Okay... okay... you're right -- at least I'M guilty... It takes awhile to learn all there is to know about me -- and you'll NEVER know what I'm thinking -- but I'm always flattered when I see the girl riding next to me, staring at me, tryin' to figure me out... ...while I'm driving along... ...looking cool and calm... ...pretending not to notice... ...like I hear so often... "You're something else, Mr. Glover..."

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/18/2006 11:29:47 AM
To Wascally... Brotha, I know JUST what you mean -- but I've also learned to work it to my advantage... ...and to Mesna... The 'not wanting to intentionally hurt anyone thing' you spoke about... I've always been good, quick and VERY sharp with it!!! You can probably tell by some of my postings. Difference now is... I don't have any desire to actually 'hurt' anyone with what comes from my tongue and tail -- but I KNOW the venom is always there if I need it... ...and like you, I'm also QUICK to apologize if I do it -- but only if I wasn't attacked first or just feel it's downright necessary to get a point across... ...still not perfect, but I'm a helluva lot better than I was several years ago -- and I'm continuously trying to get better...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/18/2006 11:14:00 AM
To Anna... You wrote: Yes, all the canadian sisters will be waiting at the border for DarkPrince69 ... I'm in... ********************************************************************** DarkPrince....69??? Girl, I know now where YOUR mind's at!!! Maybe I better stay here where I can remain a GOOD boy...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

Msg: 55 (view)

rude emails that spoil your POF experience Posted: 1/18/2006 11:04:40 AM
Well... I'd take some pics of my privates and randomly email them too -- but most ladies are probably too busy to open 3 separate attachments just to see the whole thing... I'm on a roll NOW!!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

Msg: 46 (view)

rude emails that spoil your POF experience Posted: 1/17/2006 4:12:01 PM
LoveLife... That probably WAS Springer!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/17/2006 4:10:12 PM
Yep... just as I thought -- I felt a raindrop... What I meant 'Real' is that it's not hardly written in stone that compatible relationships can't develop and flourish between zodiac signs that have been predetermined for emotional disaster. Is that more clear??? or did I REALLY confuse the **** outta ya now???

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/17/2006 3:56:54 PM
Nope brotha... This time (and it'll probably start raining on me) I MEANT what I said...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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Is it ok to date before divorce papers are signed? Posted: 1/17/2006 3:54:55 PM
Mike... You mean she didn't also get a subpoena and a court date -- possibly some prison time??? Where did she live, Utah??? Uh oh... I'll probably pay for THAT remark...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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What do you ladies prefer...Muscular, Skinny or Fat guys? Posted: 1/17/2006 3:50:28 PM
To Anna... Tryin' to keep it clean, Sugar -- but use your imagination -- THERE you go... you've got it now!!! BTW, why is it that everytime I check the location of the 'hot' girls lately, you're ALL in Canada... Case and point: YOU, Carissima, ImCookin' -- yep, y'all are doin' JUST THAT - cookin'!!! That's it!!! I'm heading NORTH!!! Whoops... almost forgot to grab my coat.... THE 'HEAVY' ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

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rude emails that spoil your POF experience Posted: 1/17/2006 3:45:08 PM
To the King... Congratulations on receipt of your first insult -- may you be blessed with many more to come. And to Brother Swag... Hang in there... Nuts are abound!!! Your time is comin' too...

DarkPrince64

Joined: 12/15/2005

Msg: 443 (view)

Compatiblity by Sign Posted: 1/17/2006 12:50:25 PM
^^^^ Very true... ^^^^^ While there are truths to many of the characteristics -- it's not hard fact that horoscopes that aren't supposed to be compatible, can't be...

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