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denim_daze

Joined: 1/17/2009

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3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 3/6/2009 3:54:25 PM
your clits gigantic! i'm lorena bobbitt! {evil cackle} whatta MASSIVE...letdown =[ funky breath! tictac?? 2 outta 10 (raises score card) age consent -abolished! "Owwwwwww!" hysterical cries end of masculinity. untie you? later.. tarantulas - here - somewhere? "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!" smelling spermy -douche! "Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-Latty" sexual cannibalism time! fisted frozen turkey big feet??? lies!! matching tattoos now? police- you're surrounded! "resist!! swim awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!" "hello? Dr. ruth?" Target locked. Commencing. cellulite's, lookin baad. pull my finger Lock n load! 70's porno bush!!! moans mmmmm "Bridget the Midget!" genital origami time! your labias flappin. "whose you're grandpa?" "Real Doll's" better. ba$tard child makin! GAH -inverted penis? eggs are fertilized. you seem -"special."

denim_daze

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I like to watch her face when I'm going so deep it hurts Posted: 3/5/2009 8:29:25 PM
oregonmeetsmesa Anyways I love to watch that expression also,guess a lesser endowed man has nothing to watch, lol not true, shes got this incredulous look on her face and he takes that like he's tha man!

denim_daze

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Why are some people against hunting? Posted: 3/5/2009 7:51:51 PM
SAguy_06 tell me what kind of meat is Un-digestable? you know that pink gelatinous morsel called spam? lol

denim_daze

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Why are some people against hunting? Posted: 3/5/2009 1:54:49 AM
find excitement of the hunt the meat is good stuff the head as a trophy (if its not considered edible, than why not?) some cultures depend on the hunt find excitement of the hunt staple/meat feeds their family it's against the law to kill the little ones/pregnant ones (even fish) -about meat in grocers: You do realize that they have to kill animals in order to get that meat? the treatment of animals prior to killing them in a slaughterhouse is more inhumane than hunting.

denim_daze

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Hygiene in the work place Posted: 3/5/2009 1:36:00 AM
Just a heads up, people who blow their nose and don't immediately wash their hands are 8X more likely to cause a health problem at the workplace than using the bathroom without doing so. kinda reminds me of the crap that can get stuck under ladies (or mens) fingernails and yet a lot od people have their nails or fingers in their mouth without a thought during the day. just cause you can't see it doesn't mean that it's not there! anyways, i just think peeing in a place where the meat is stored is nasty irregardless of whose doing it. if you report it to the health officials, what kind of proof do you need? wouldn't it be too expensive for them to try to prove? -just curious.

denim_daze

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Do you think she wants me to ask her out? Posted: 3/5/2009 12:48:32 AM
its only a date, not a long term investment (or just maybe it might?). if you aren't doing anything this weekend, make the suggestion. then you can definitely exchange numbers OR find out that she too might want to spend a little more time getting to know you.

denim_daze

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need help with terms Posted: 3/5/2009 12:33:26 AM
whatever people choose -friends, hang out, dating this CAN be elaborated on in their profile. type out what it means to you.

denim_daze

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Would you date a nerd? Posted: 3/5/2009 12:25:28 AM
would i date a nerd? NO. because i'm a cold-hearted b1tch who likes to stereotype people.

denim_daze

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Would you stick with a quality guy with PE? Posted: 3/5/2009 12:20:29 AM
long-term, nope. i personally want a long satisfying sexual life that includes a lasting hardon.

denim_daze

Joined: 1/17/2009

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Women why lie? Posted: 3/5/2009 12:10:41 AM
i understand the married woman part, but as far as talking to other men while on here. maybe some women aren't. hard to say really. anyone can be lied to, rest assured it has nothing to do with your looks. just don't wear your heart on your sleeve.

denim_daze

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beautiful people, ugly genitals... Posted: 3/5/2009 12:00:01 AM
Yes my SO 's penis is definitely overweight lmfao

denim_daze

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How Many Positions Have You Tried? Posted: 3/4/2009 11:53:07 PM
We did the washing machine, sink, couch, floor, benches . As you can imagine there was some variety in the positions we used. all right i can imagine different "varieties", but different places don't count if we are speaking about positions. 69 ways anyone got an actual list of different positions? butterfly...and so on

denim_daze

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All My Ear People Stand Up & Show Yourselves Posted: 3/4/2009 11:22:04 PM
the worst by far is a wet willy -gross! i personally don't rate ears as a priority when it comes down to parts i find that are attractive on the male body. as long as they are clean, don't have some sort of hair sticking out of them, im good. i like biting lobes -playfully.

denim_daze

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Do women lie about how good IT was? Posted: 3/3/2009 11:38:35 PM
i haven't been disappointed -yet. if my guy was drunk and i was sober, its prolly not gonna happen. if he is usually great under the sheets and he's below his norm, then i'd ask him later about it. i don't have a need to lie. now if it was an early relationship, i don't think everyone hits it off the first time -no matter how much experience you have orwhatever age you are .just like it takes time to really get to know someone. and im not talking crappy ass sex either. it can be mediocre and still be awkward the first time. but if it doesn't improve, im out.

denim_daze

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Longterm/Dating Posted: 3/3/2009 7:00:18 PM
i think it matters to some and i think it doesn't matter to others. if it matters to some, its because they are looking for someone who has the same goal, which is to settle down. whereas a person who is dating, might just want to date for awhile. (maybe they just got out of a relationship). if i were looking for a long term relationship, then for sure i'd check out their status preferences. even now, i'm looking for friends and there's guys who are wanting to date me. so if i do answer them, i have to make it clear that i'm not looking for anything romantical. friends don't sleep with friends (that's just my belief).

denim_daze

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Do you try Anal with a Woman or do you ask first? Posted: 3/3/2009 6:50:38 PM
unless you notice that her bunghole is like inside out lookin and puckered, i suggest you run the topic by her first to see what she thinks.

denim_daze

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Please explain to me ladies??? Posted: 3/3/2009 6:44:40 PM
I'd delete you just for spelling it leggs. lol! just because i accepted and read the compliment doesn't necessarily warrant an answer. especially if that's all you have to say to me.

denim_daze

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How pets came into our lives Posted: 3/2/2009 5:01:53 PM
Awww you people have such great stories. thanks for sharing often times i wonder how people can be cruel and unkind to animals. abandoning them and not taking time to find another home for them. i give high 5's to everyone whose rescued their pets!

denim_daze

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The subtle signals we give out. Posted: 3/2/2009 8:32:55 AM
Lighten up and don't read my posts if they bother you. you don't need to thank me or tell me whats in your supposed mailbox lol. i simply made a point based on your 'humorous' posts that perhaps you use it to cover up seriousness and perhaps you do this in your relationships. actually it was more of a question really seeing how i don't know you that intimately. or perhaps you do this be cause you have a need to be the center of attention? i think you need to lighten up parklabrea lol.

denim_daze

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Foods That Make You Go EEEEEEK ! Posted: 3/1/2009 1:02:20 PM
tripe. do people actually love this stuff? edit: i love deer/moose meat, elk and bear burgers! great stuff. i don't like rabbit (cause i'd seen someone turn Thumper inside out in 2 secs.) or duck.

denim_daze

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Men, morning sex and full bladders.. Posted: 3/1/2009 12:52:46 PM
maybe i need to study human anatomy a little closer because i know i can't have sex with a full bladder either. a man's pee and cum -come from the same place. if he has to pee and has sex and cums, is the sensation of needing to pee gone? i'd be too scared of having an orgasm, pissing from the feeling of relaxation and him thinking that i just guuuushed lol!

denim_daze

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The subtle signals we give out. Posted: 3/1/2009 12:44:25 PM
Exactly right! It's like my situation! Kill one guy in this town and suddenly you're a murderer! I have experienced the crushing weight of being unfairly judged by my peers......And I still maintain my Lawyer was drunk. somehow i can't imagine you being unfairly judged whenever i read your posts, you don't seem to offer any sort of serious opinion or advice. instead you try to crack some sort of joke that you think is humorous. is this a true reflection of the type of person that you are in a relationship? imo i think we all wear masks to hide the parts of ourselves that we don't feel comfortable with. some people just don't know when to take a chance and are forever wearing theirs and wonder why relationships don't work. because healthy people can see right through them. so i do think the relationships we get in are a reflection of who we are. single or not.

denim_daze

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She got hers then went to sleep Posted: 3/1/2009 12:07:11 PM
hello izarith i was just teasin ya lol I have a long tongue. thank for sharing i wonder how many women have actually done this? fallen asleep after. or during lol.

denim_daze

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question about interracial dating ... Posted: 3/1/2009 11:42:25 AM
there are certain races that i won't date. it does not make me a racist because i treat everyone with respect. i just have preferences.

denim_daze

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Fool's Overture Posted: 3/1/2009 3:56:32 AM
(voice of Winston Churchill) =WE SHALL GO ON TO THE END WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE SEAS AND OCEANS WE SHALL DEFEND OUR ISLAND WHATEVER THE COST MAY BE WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER= History recalls how great the fall can be While everybody's sleeping, the boats put out to sea Borne on the wings of time It seemed the answers were so easy to find "Too late," the prophets cry The island's sinking, let's take to the sky Called the man a fool, stripped him of his pride Everyone was laughing up until the day he died Oh though the wound went deep Well still he's calling us out of our sleep My friends, we're not alone He waits in silence to lead us all home So you tell me that you find it hard to grow Well I know, I know, I know. And you tell me that you've many seeds to sow Well I know, I know, I know. Can you hear what I'm saying? Can you see the parts that I'm playing? Holy Man, Rocker Man, Come on Queenie, Joker Man, Spider Man, Blue Eyed Meanie So you found your solution What will be your last contribution? Live it up, rip it up, why so lazy? Give it out, dish it out, let's go crazy, Yeeeaah!!!

denim_daze

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She got hers then went to sleep Posted: 2/28/2009 6:49:32 PM
I use it to make womens legs shack. wow, i've never had my legs shack before! some people who post that they make their partners cum with toys, doesn't mean they use them all the time! you say there's nothing better in the world than to have a woman cum while being inside her. what you are missing is that not everyone feels the way you do. there's plenty of men who think that a woman cumming in his face is the best lol!

denim_daze

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Strange smells, I like the smell of skunk Posted: 2/28/2009 6:40:45 PM
skunk doesn't bother me, i like the smell of gasoline, permanent markers, i don't like coffee, but i love the smell of a fresh bag being opened. shalimar makes me feel content, its the smell of my moms perfume. the smell of playdoh makes me think of childhood i love the smell of logs burning, pine trees and bread baking i like the smell of leather, fresh warm laundry and my mans (when i have one) shirts. (his scent or cologne)

denim_daze

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how to DECREASE libido? Posted: 2/28/2009 6:28:37 PM
i suggest being promiscuous with yourself one-on-one. why you would want to save yourself instead of play with yourself is beyond me?

denim_daze

Joined: 1/17/2009

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Dj Tiesto - In The Dark Posted: 2/28/2009 12:40:14 PM
When it seems like the world around yous just breaking And it feels like there's no one else around you And it's quiet there's a silence in the darkness And it sounds like the carnival is over As you walk in the crowded empty spaces And you stare at the emptiness around you You wanna go to the city and the bright lights And get away from the sinners that surround you 'Cause I will be there and you will be there and we'll find each other in the dark And you will see and I'll see it too 'Cause we'll be together in the dark 'Cause if it's coming for you Then it's coming for me 'cause I will be there 'Cause we need each other in the dark And if it terrifies you then it terrifies me 'Cause I will be there So we've got each other in the dark As I look into the sky the sparks bright as ice You want me to take you over there I want you to stay with me 'cause you're not the only one The only one No no Don't worry you're not the only one 'Cause if it's coming for you Then it's coming for me But I will be there 'Cause we need each other in the dark And if it's panicking you then it's panicking me But I will be there So we've got each other in the dark In the dark In the dark We'll need each other in the dark In the dark In the dark We'll hold each other in the dark Now we're saved together in the dark 'Cause we've got each other in the dark

denim_daze

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Rotten luck or sods law? Posted: 2/28/2009 12:13:09 PM
maybe that a escort takes better care her client than a girlfriend does no such thing as rotten luck imo. but anyways, there is no emotional responsibility for either one which is why your friend seems to be happy. a common reason why men pick up hookers. a escort takes better sexual health care than the local bike ? excuse me, but an escort is not magically exempt from getting std's. though i'm sure by contract she is required to get checked more often and if she isn't, being in that type of occupation, you'd think that she'd make it a top priority. now i don't know what type of women you are sleeping with or comparing women to -but not every sexual active person (who is not in the escort business) contracts something. i haven't gotten any sort of stds. have you? your friend can tell you that he's never had bad sex with an escort lol. he can tell you that he's std free. don't be so gullible to believe every glorified detail he speaks of, because you aren't there to know firsthand. how wonderful one's life must be to have to pay for attention.

denim_daze

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Yours, His, Her's Trademark or Signature Lovemaking Move? Posted: 2/28/2009 11:51:47 AM
The supposed move involves the male punching the female in the back of the head or neck immediately prior to orgasm. oh i'd be seriously pissed if any guy punched me like that out of the blue during sex. he'd be blowing his load freestyle in a split second!

denim_daze

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Question about pseudo blowjobs Posted: 2/28/2009 11:37:09 AM
i often wonder how dumb some people can be when they "attempt" to be honest. aside from it being the wrong time and place have TACT when you say things! I told her that if she didn't really like oral, I'd rather she didn't do. geezus! do you see why she got upset? you just criticized her and made her think that she "sucked." secondly, her interest was to pleasure you. you could have let her start and move her hand away gently, replace it with your own and then slowly move it away to give her a clue. or give her erotic directions and so forth. if you had decided to have this sex conversation at a more appropriate time, in a neutral setting - i suggest bringing up new techniques for her to explore. there are certain times when being blunt with honesty is needed. however there are lots of situations where you can be honest in a manner that leaves both parties with their dignity intact. this is a skill, many have yet to learn.

denim_daze

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Easy let down, stuck in the friend zone, or still have a chance? Posted: 2/28/2009 10:45:28 AM
your problem is your infatuation. deal with that first, then think clearly.

denim_daze

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She got hers then went to sleep Posted: 2/28/2009 1:31:12 AM
I used the Eroscillator on her and she had a really, really, big series of orgasms with me at the controls. It was great. Then, right as I am really horned up from seeing her get off, she said she was really tired and was going to sleep! I got pissed. Yeah! She was so selfish. Pretty bad that she couldn't even just let you stick it in her! :P haha lmfao i'm sorry i don't mean to laugh. no, i do -cause this is something you'd hear from a guy!!

denim_daze

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Trust Issues Posted: 2/28/2009 12:58:48 AM
i have friends whose bf go out. and then there are some bfs who go out all the time, but fail to see that their women may want to go out with them too sometimes. wait! isn't there a term that you guys love to use? ah yes, the don't give me the "neglected" woman bullsh1t lol. and so my friends fight with their bfs and trust issues begin. as long as its balanced, the females or males don't send each other messages to cause concern, then live it up together or with friends!

denim_daze

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Ladies...Would you prefer a man or a woman Posted: 2/28/2009 12:46:02 AM
i'd go with a man. i would feel more hurt if it were with another woman. specially if it was with someone we mutually knew. i'd be shocked for sure, but initially i think i'd be able to get over it a lot sooner if it were with a man lol.

denim_daze

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Chin Strap-On Posted: 2/28/2009 12:33:13 AM
i've never heard of the "accomodator." if iwas a girl ill be lmao at the site of someone screwing me with their chin we cant all be jay leno. lmao!

denim_daze

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Reeling in my catch... Posted: 2/27/2009 11:01:11 PM
maybe now she thinks you want to ply her with alcohol and get more than romantic with her after your suggestion.

denim_daze

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The girl i'm speeping with... Posted: 2/27/2009 10:58:00 PM
i personally haven't been to a swingers club. but then again, i don't think i can speep with a bunch of strange peeps. if you do, safety first and i'll be sure to keep my peepers open for your next update!

denim_daze

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Transitioning from dating to being in a relationship? Posted: 2/27/2009 10:50:40 PM
unless you're in a rush, enjoy the "perfect." if you must know, ask.

denim_daze

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We didn't start the fire Posted: 2/27/2009 10:40:17 PM
(1949) Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio (1950) Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe (1951) Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye" (1952) Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it (1953) Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser aand Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc (1954) Roy Cohen, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron Dien Bien, Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock" (1955) Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland (1956) Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev , Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it (1957) Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai" (1958) Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide (1959) Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia, Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go (1960) U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it (1961) Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land" Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion (1962) "Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson (1963) Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it (1964 - 1989) Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan "Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore! We didn't start the fire But when we are gone Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

denim_daze

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How pets came into our lives Posted: 2/27/2009 10:06:39 PM
Awww. i luv all your stories! thank you for sharing. your pets are lucky to have you all. my aunty has two airdales named dusty and shandy. dusty is older. when they go out for walks, dusty takes shandys leash and walks her lol!

denim_daze

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Mastecomy and Dating Posted: 2/27/2009 8:58:59 PM
Congrats on surviving BC (edit: all of you) all it takes is one special guy &if you are proud of who you are and not ashamed, do what fits you best!! gl!!

denim_daze

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WHO PAYS? Posted: 2/27/2009 8:54:09 PM
usually the guy pays. at least traditionally. once we begin dating more frequently, if i initiate the plans, then i don't mind paying. but most of the guys i date, want to pay for the everything.

denim_daze

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Abuse, waring signs from a different angle Posted: 2/27/2009 8:42:23 PM
What are the positive aspects to look for? i dun get it? if a person is not abusive, wouldn't you be looking for a healthy relationship? do you personally not know what that looks like?? edit: vvvvvvvvvv on the right it says: [Qu0te) This allows you to Quote a previous post. (/Qu0te] copy what you want to highlight and paste in between the brackets. make sure you leave spaces between the brackets and your highlighted material.

denim_daze

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are you kinky or not? Posted: 2/27/2009 8:05:49 PM
sexy is using a feather, kinky is using the whole Chicken lol i like the traditional bed, i also like other parts of the house, however i would pick outdoors over a public washrm personally. my own bthrm? i can handle that. body paints, feathers, oils, toys -okaay. but getting into deeper kink would have to mean being with someone that i can trust. spanking, whips, dom. these ideas don't really appeal to me.

denim_daze

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Funny Sayings or jokes about or by Musicians Posted: 2/27/2009 6:13:53 PM
you'd say I'm putting you on but it's no joke, it's doin' me harm you know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain it's been three weeks, I'm goin' insane you know I'd give you everything I got for little peace of mind i'm so tired by lennon/mc cartney lol

denim_daze

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Great movie love scenes Posted: 2/27/2009 6:06:36 PM
the love scene in the movie airplane, where they are on the beach lol! thats great stuff right there! oh, or jamie lee curtis dancing for arnold.

denim_daze

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If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex..... Posted: 2/27/2009 5:36:25 PM
-some nicknames you pick for your member is not sexy: demon eel. -blowing wind into our vaginas does not tickle, it's annoying. -please don't leave the open condom packs lying around, they aren't candy wrappers. -breasts aren't what you knead. they are not made out of pizza dough. they aren't toys. just like your balls aren't chinese therapy balls. and our nipples aren't gummy bears or radio dials. -if eating out is not your thing, it's ok. just don't go down on me like you are shucking oysters with your eyes tightly clamped shut!

denim_daze

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Is it prostitution when... Posted: 2/27/2009 3:56:02 PM
I would say that it was prostitution because you made an agreement. he will pay you money to see and touch your breasts. now if you were a dancer at a strip club, would this situation change things? lap dancers used to be notorious for shaking their breasts in front of their patrons faces. but then again, you weren't dancing.

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