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 Author Thread: recipes for garden snails ???
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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recipes for garden snails ???
Posted: 7/28/2009 9:20:54 AM
Where is the sport in trapping? I use to hunt and am all for it..Just know know if I could trap the little critters and then do them harm..I would rather stand a a long ways away..Doves arent that hard to hit, dont get me wrong its not like shooting beer cans, just practice, practice, practice....Dont forget to watch your muzzle sweep and remember to lead them some..

The land lobsters...Would it be easier if we called them that? instead of Snails? They have a great texture, not much flavor really..Anything you have to put that much seasoning on became gourmet after the fact it was probably discovered being eaten by poor people..I think a lot of gourmet food is based on poverty..Ribs, rabbit, quail, dove, snails, eel..To name a few...Am I right? or wrong?
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Women with multiple cats - sign of mental illness?
Posted: 7/27/2009 8:32:13 PM
5 cats is a bit much, especially with 3 dogs..Would raise an alarm on a meeting if I had not seen, or smelled your home. How ever if I wasnt covered in pet dander, and smells..I would have to worry with the pet hair..Cats shed, a lot!!!!!!5 cats is a lot of shedding..I do have a indoor outdoor cat here, and 3 dogs *two toy dogs) Two of them do not shed, one of them does..Im not saying it cant be done, but would be a lot of work..Especially if you live alone and became ill..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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recipes for garden snails ???
Posted: 7/27/2009 7:20:49 PM
Nothing more discrete than a 12 Guage shot gun, spraying birdshot....Wonder when dove season starts here....
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Can any girl learn how to deep throat???
Posted: 7/27/2009 1:32:09 PM
You can relax your gag reflex with practice..Oscar Myer, carrots, cucumbers.Anything that usually makes you gag..Practice on it until you relflex relaxes..You will still have some gag reflex, but will take longer for it to happen..There are instances where some women have been able to get rid of the gag reflex all together. I happen to like it...
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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recipes for garden snails ???
Posted: 7/27/2009 11:49:35 AM
Not poor mans lobster......"Land Lobster" Sorry
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Women with multiple cats - sign of mental illness?
Posted: 7/27/2009 11:43:49 AM
Be weary of a woman with pantry full of peanut butter and whom seems a little too close to the family K9..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Women with multiple cats - sign of mental illness?
Posted: 7/27/2009 8:01:01 AM
I am okay with a cat or two, but yes.."Animal Hoarding, is a mental disorder. I dont know at what point it become hoarding..Here is a very good read from the HUMANE SOCIETY
http://www.hsus.org/pets/issues_affecting_our_pets/behind_closed_doors_the_horrors_of_animal_hoarding.html
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Cast IRon Skillets
Posted: 7/26/2009 11:57:38 PM
Well, us Southern folks love our cast iron...Heres a link on how to SEASON a skillet..If you do this right. The skillet will be in your family forever..Im using my Great, Great Grandmothers Cookware to this day..
http://www.youtube.com/results?feature=moby&search_query=cast+iron+skillet+season&search_type=&aq=2&oq=cast+iron+ski
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Scotch
Posted: 7/26/2009 11:54:07 PM
I you like Lagavulin, you will do flips for Talisker Blue Box..85-100 a bottle. Smoke, Peat, smooooooooooooooooooth...You will not want to share this one..I have been in, around, and enjoyed the wholesale end of the spirits business for some time..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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recipes for garden snails ???
Posted: 7/26/2009 11:52:07 PM
They dont call it "The Poor Mans Lobster" for nothing...Deeeeeeeeeelish...Enjoy...Garlic, butter, little cheese?? You are in business..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Different Takes on Mexican Cornbread
Posted: 7/26/2009 9:29:06 AM
The One I was taught is made is a deep deep deep iron skillet. Probably 4 inches deep. You know the deep Iron Skillets you fry chicken in..Is that norm?
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Recliners, lazy boys, easy chairs
Posted: 7/26/2009 8:46:55 AM
My Back is Gimp..No chairs like that for me thanks...No room for cuddling either, but you can ride
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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What exactly do I have with this Man?
Posted: 7/26/2009 6:54:12 AM
That is a relationship of convience, comfort, and friendship..What matters is, are you happy and is he happy? If so, dont muck with it
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Different Takes on Mexican Cornbread
Posted: 7/26/2009 6:40:36 AM
I have never had anyones Mexican Cornbread other than what Mother taught me, and hers of course. The one she taught me is layered, is that the case with you folks? I do mix corn into the batter, onions, and cheese..Pour that layer, put layer of ground beef, the more mix..Is that the way???
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Cheap and Tasty...Texas Hash
Posted: 7/26/2009 6:37:40 AM
I think the CORN is a very nice touch.....I like yours better!! Thank you
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Some people ....
Posted: 7/26/2009 6:01:09 AM
Ive only been blocked once, so I really dont know the can's and cants on blocking..She had a bio listed..."Seeking Honest, Upfront Guy" How ever every photo she was wearing sunglasses, even in the house..I asked if you are seeking someone so honest, why the shades in every photos...I think that rubbed her the wrong way..I got cussed out in a email, and blocked.
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Cheap and Tasty..."Texas Hash"
Posted: 7/26/2009 4:37:10 AM
One large Onion Chopped, I dont like them diced..
One Green Pepper Minced *experment* if you wish with other peppers
3 TBS cooking oil, or evoo
1 pound ground beef
2 cups canned tomatoes
1/2 cup of UN COOKED rice
1 teaspoon chili powder
2 teaspoons of salt... Im not crazy about this part, but it needs some salt..
1/8 teaspoon of pepper..I use fresh cracked black pepper, not ground..

Cook Onion and green pepper in oil, Add Beef. Fry until mixture falls apart (tender and done) ..Stir in Maters, rice and seasonings. Pour into 2 quart greased casserole, cover, bake 1 hour at 350.Remove Cover in last 15 minutes of cooking time.
Again all ovens cook different So keep an eye on it..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Hi Penny Snacks..
Posted: 7/26/2009 4:18:54 AM
Im glad they worked out...Little bits like that come in handy for quick fixes or emergency birthday parties....Glad you expermentend as well...Your pepper jack sounded awesome...Hoo
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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expectations
Posted: 7/25/2009 9:47:07 PM
I think I saw that Oprah Episode....
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Hi Penny Snacks..
Posted: 7/25/2009 8:34:15 PM
Regular over instructions.....Thanks
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Military Relationships
Posted: 7/25/2009 6:16:49 PM
That question is PHOO!!!!! "ALL WOMEN???? WTF? of course not..I am retired military and trust me...The guys say.."What goes over seas, stays overseas." The ladies either pick up guys in bars or find some guy who on rotation, well anything for that matter. Yes there are some faithful relationships, but very few..I had to talk to a lot of these guys who were cheated on, and who were cheating..They would come to me asking what to do...Trust me, the cases that have come across my desk have been many, many, many..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Italian Maggot Cheese...Yes, Maggot cheese
Posted: 7/25/2009 6:12:56 PM
Yes they do that in China, Vietnam, Thailand..Snakes blood and rice wine..The only reason they do it is its like Some sort of Viagra for men and women..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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"Hi Penny" Snacks..
Posted: 7/25/2009 6:08:46 PM
I have a lot of these, if you need a recipe or something that wont break the budget..I can get more..
This one is Called 'Hi Penny Snack..
1 cup flower
1/2 cup margarine
1 cup graded sharp cheese, You can experment here..I like all cheeses..
1/2 envelope onion soup mix
Mix all ingredients in a bowl together very well. I Usually fold, and beat..Make into roll. Wrap with foil. Chill for 2hrs. slice 3/8 slices and bake at 350 for 20 minutes..

I have a convection oven and its not as long....These taste great and can make for pennys on the dollar..
Enjoy..

Hoo.
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Peach Pickle
Posted: 7/25/2009 1:07:15 PM
You can buy pickling spices...They are called that..Home made is best..Just research the net..."Whole Mixed pickling spices...I usually just buy them...You can also scale this one I listed down..

Enjoy
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Peach Pickle
Posted: 7/25/2009 1:05:48 PM
HERE'S the spices....
HOMEMADE MIXED PICKLING SPICE

4 cinnamon sticks, 3" long
1 dried ginger root, 1" long
2 tsp. yellow mustard seed
2 tsp. whole allspice
1 whole red pepper, 1 1/2" long, chopped med. fine
2 tsp. whole black pepper (peppercorns)
2 tsp. whole cloves
2 tsp. dill seed
2 tsp. coriander seed
2 tsp. whole mace, crumbled fine
8 bay leaves, crumbled fine

In a clean cloth pound the cinnamon sticks and ginger root until finely crumbled. Discard stringy portion of ginger root. Mix all ingredients together thoroughly. Store in container with tight fitting lid. Makes 2/3 cup.
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Peach Pickle
Posted: 7/25/2009 10:09:44 AM
1 cup brown Sugar or 1 cup dark Karo Syrup
3 cups white sugar (regular)
2 cups vinegar apple cider
4 quarts firm ripe peaches..FIRM IS KEY
1 tbs whole mixed spices

Bring Sugar, vinegar, spices to a boil in large open boiler pan. Add peaches and cook till tender..Place in Jar, seal while hot..Yields about 8 pints
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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The offical question or assuming. ?
Posted: 7/24/2009 2:45:15 PM
Exclusive.....Well thats the main goal in the very end I would think. Especially when it comes to sexual matters. I really, really, really, agree with talking about it. Somethings of course dont need to be spoken, chemistry, bonding, friendship, common interests, but some matters do..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Texas Pizza (personal sized)
Posted: 7/24/2009 9:24:58 AM
Made the dish last night. Made one just a wee bit spicy, the other was more so..The heat and spices really went well with the pineapple. The wine was a Gewürztraminer and the sweetness of the wine really complimented the spice..You should try it
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Can White Americans REALLY judge what is racist and what is not?
Posted: 7/24/2009 7:41:45 AM
To me there are many different levels of racisim...If I am proud of my race? does that make me a racist? Racism is still in full force, we like everything have just managed to hide it, or Politically Correct it to a degree where the least little infraction. We blow it out of proportion..See The Cambridge incident for my point on that..I wish white and black America could work more together, but I dont see it happening any time soon..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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What can I do?
Posted: 7/24/2009 1:16:45 AM
You seem to be the victim to a degree, but boy!!!!! Do you have a talent for pisssing people off..LOL..Dont beg and plead with her. Truth will out!! Stay calm, no matter how NOT calm she, shey, them may be..Level headed, stay the course, do the right things...Goodluck
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Must have car and job=gold digger?
Posted: 7/23/2009 5:39:19 PM
Ive met one or two GDs' in my day..One girl showed up on the date, showed me either a loan book on a car, or something, I know it was cupon book for a loan. Said if I took care of this, she would take care of me...I asked her to take her little book and ideas On DOWN DA ROAD!! Dont even want to get into the other one
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Texas Pizza (personal sized)
Posted: 7/23/2009 4:42:20 PM
That had concerned me, and would hope the sweet wine would cut it..Small portions of course..Just a little of each, I think it just may work..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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SHORT GUYS
Posted: 7/23/2009 9:01:59 AM
Okay, how tall is too tall..I happen to be 6'5" tall...Where do most of you draw the line? Mechanics? being seen in public? making sure we match...Any thoughts?
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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The sports fishing thread
Posted: 7/23/2009 7:42:44 AM
Im a satlwater fishing fool!!!! I enjoy inshore and off shore fishing. How ever gas is so high and its 70 plus miles to get to the good water it can hurt your checking account. So, I usually now days just inshore..Redfish (RED DRUM, Spot Tail, Channel Bass) same fish..Black Drum, Speckled Sea Trout, Pompino!! very yummy. Spanish Macks, King Macks, and tarpon on occasion. I have a 24 foot bay boat, center console, that gets better fuel milage than my toyota camry..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Texas Pizza (personal sized)
Posted: 7/23/2009 7:28:36 AM
Think Im gonna do one of these, family sized...I will pair it with Taco soup, cold beer, sweet wine for the spicey stuff and call some friends over..Do you think the taco soup would go well with the pizza?
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Can Anyone Relate to Dating a Woman who is Bi-Polar?
Posted: 7/23/2009 7:07:09 AM
This could be very bad for you..I reviewed your profile and you seem to be a giver and me being the same. I tend to gravitate towards those who need "Fixing" I have dated bi-polar, passive agressive (those are the most difficult in my experiences) and complete and total abandonment issues. Needless to say the bi-polar was the most pleasant, of the lot, as long as she stayed on her meds. The manic phases are really high and depressions are really low, sort of obvious I know. How ever if you can keep her on her meds its very possible. Always ignore remarks "I dont need my meds any longer" or "I think I will skip them" and I assume you are a good listener. You will have plenty of time for that. Just keep your credit cards, booze, pills, locked away..Good luck
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Help! I fear the internet has ruined my social skillz...
Posted: 7/23/2009 6:59:40 AM
Bring some good green and your best bowl....Pass it around....
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Why do guys insist on telling women theyve got a tight vagina?
Posted: 7/23/2009 6:22:24 AM
Hes not complimenting you, hes fishing for compliments..He wants you to know how big his wang is, or how big he wishes it is. Yes women are made different just like men, different sizes, shapes and angles..Friction doesnt make you or your partner a good lover...When a guys says that...Your correct response in his head, is you are so big baby...
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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My mom is driving me nuts!
Posted: 7/22/2009 10:40:55 PM
My Mother hasnt dated since my Father died in 2003. She met a guy, chopped all her hair off, is buck wild, and a HOT MESS...I would trade Moms with you for a day or two..
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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All time best blow offs, keep it fun
Posted: 7/22/2009 10:31:40 PM
I still laugh at this one...This infact was at the time my GF..We were fighting like cats and dogs..I wanted to make up with her, of course I was young and stupid. I put my arms around her, started kissing her neck and noticed she got goose pimples..I said with a exciting voice..See??!!! I gave you chills I know you still love me kissing you...
She says, with a chill in her voice that makes me quiver to this day..."I always get chills before I throw up" Talk about being burned? I am one who appreciates quick wit and that one is on my all time best list..She and laugh about it now, we have since made up and are very dear friends.
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Hangovers
Posted: 7/22/2009 10:25:39 PM
Water before bed with two night time goody powders does the trick on preventing. Fixing one...regular goody's, Diet Mt Dew, Water, water, water, and a good meal, and if possible get back in bed and ride it out. Percocets work very well too, but thats a narcotic
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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How do men handle rejection?
Posted: 7/22/2009 10:20:53 PM
When I was younger, less experienced, and I thought with my penis, yes rejection was bad. Of course I was young and full of pizz and vinegar. Now? Im very laid back and roll with the punches. Some men no matter what age cant take rejection and that infact makes them bitter..People who obsess with rejection usually have very low self confidence and are insecure with them selves...
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Guys who carry condoms with them
Posted: 7/22/2009 10:01:49 PM
This is why I keep a overnight bag in my Dodge Truck..basics, change of clothes, socks, flip flops, toothbrush, toothpaste, listerine, baby wipes, you know? The basics for a one or two nighter..Keep your condoms there with your stuff. That way there is ring around the wallet, people seeing it when you are paying for dinner etc etc.
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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best way to shave it?
Posted: 7/22/2009 8:25:52 PM
I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY...Meant to paste the link...Apologies to all
 Hooyahhh
Joined: 12/19/2005
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best way to shave it?
Posted: 7/22/2009 8:24:57 PM
To shave or not to shave? That is almost always the question when it comes to dealing with the bikini area. Shaving certainly is convenient. It's there when you need it, you don't have to make an appointment, you don't have to bare your unmentionables to a stranger and it's free (except for buying the razor, that is).

Of course, after even the best of shaves, that little unwelcome visitor, stubble, rears its ugly head and makes you remember why you hate shaving! The itching, the discomfortand that's AFTER the red, raised, bumps and irritation that happen right after shaving. When you put it all together, maybe shaving isn't the best way to clean up that bikini line. So, short of leaving the area untamed and unworthy of even a modest one-piece bathing suit, what's a girl to do?

Today, there are lots of alternatives to sending your hairs under the blade, if you will: Waxing, electrolysiseven laser hair removal. Understanding the benefits and not-so-great sides of each method will help you make the best decision for you.

And even if you're committed to keeping your razor, there are a host of products and techniques that you can use to minimize, or even eliminate, those notorious "bikini bumps."

Shaving 101

If you appreciate the always-ready convenience of shaving, there are a few things you can do to minimize the "bikini bump" syndrome that often accompanies this home hair-removal method.

First, be sure to adequately wet the skin and the bikini hair. Since pubic hair is much more coarse than hair on other parts of the body, this saturating step is very important. Using a large amount of a moisturizing shaving cream, such as L'Occitane Cade Shaving Cream or Whish Shave Crave - Almond used with Whish Original Body Brush, helps soften the hair even more, making shaving easier.

When you begin to shave, pull the skin tight with your non-shaving hand. Then shave in upward strokes. Make sure there is adequate shaving cream on the hair and skin before each stroke. Without this protection, you're likely to get red and bumpy after you shave.

Some experts recommend rubbing an ice cube over the shaved bikini area to reduce redness and discomfort. A nice application of a soothing after-shave product, such as Peter Thomas Roth Conditioning Multi-Tasking After Shave Tonic can help make you more comfortable. And if those nasty bikini bumps do appear, try Whish Flawless Ingrown Hair Serum, which is great for sending them packing.

Rubbing alcohol-based shaving bump products have made a name for themselves but be careful. Alcohol can actually worsen the inflammation. And the active ingredient in most of these products is nothing more than aspirin. So consider taking a Tylenol or Advil before you shave to reduce the amount of inflammation that may arise. You'll be able to skip the alcohol and still reap the benefits.

Another option to reduce skin inflammation: look to GHK Copper Peptides. Best known for their use in skin rejuvenation, these handy little molecules first made their presence known in the wound healing world. Try a dab of Neova After Shave Therapy after shaving and see if you don't get some well deserved relief.

Are you acne prone after shaving? Then fall back upon a standard, benzoyl peroxide to be precise. No longer relegated to prescription status, using a bpo based product such as B. Kamins Medicated Acne Gel with 10% Benzoyl Peroxide or MD Formulations Benzoyl Peroxide 10 can make a world of difference. Follow this up with one of your favorite options above and wear your bikini with flare!

To decrease the discomfort of the soon-to-return stubble, make sure to keep the area well moisturized between shaves.

What Exactly IS the Bikini Area?

That's not as silly a question as it might seem. Basically, the bikini area consists of all of the pubic hair.

When removing hair from the pubic area, some women are looking simply to "clean up" the sides and prevent the hair from "creeping" outside a bathing suit (hence term bikini area). This is known as a "conservative" bikini line. The conservative removal can vary from just taking away the hair that falls outside the typical bikini to taking the line in a bit and removing more hair.

For the more adventurous (and those who think thong bikinis are great), there's the Brazilian or Playboy removal. For these varieties, the technician removes all but a strip of hair from the pubic area. Finally, you can choose to remove all of the hair from the bikini area, known as a "complete" removal. Do not forget to use Bliss Ingrown Hair Eliminating Pads to maintain that smooth ingrown-free appearance.

Other Medieval Methods Of Hair Removal

OK, so I thought I was going to cry when I read about this. Some people actually use tweezers to remove hair from the bikini area. Tweezers? Like, removing one, single hair at a time? No thanks. But for those of you lucky enough to have only a few strays, this just might be a viable option. If you must tweeze this area, try to do it after a bath or shower, when the skin is warm. And make sure to buy the best tweezers you can. After all, the last thing you want here is a pulled, tugged, broken hair (ouch!). A good pair to try: Rubis Swiss Cross Slant Tweezer. Even if you don't want to tweeze the entire bikini area, these tweezers are great for touch-ups and for tweezing other areas, such as the face.

Waxing Hair-Free

One of the most popular methods for removing hair from the bikini area is waxing. Now, in California, where typical year-round sunshine and mild temperatures send us flocking to the pool or beach even in the winter, bikini waxes are extremely popular.

Though waxing is not a permanent method of hair removal, when done properly, waxing can keep the bikini area free of hair for as long as six weeks, says Lynn McGalliard, a certified esthetician at Parks Salon in Valencia, California (a Los-Angeles suburb).

McGalliard stresses that in order to get the best results, the client should wait until the hair has grown to at least 1/4 to 1/2 inch before scheduling an appointment. If the hair is longer, the esthetician will trim the hair with scissors before using the wax.

Waxing leaves the skin smooth and stubble-free. When the hair does regrow, McGalliard says, it is much thinner and finer. "With waxing, you don't experience that itchiness and stubble that comes with the hair growing back," she says. You also minimize the chance of getting bikini bumps because the entire hair is removednot just the surface part of the hair, as in shaving.

Does waxing hurt? I'd be lying if I said it felt good. But the process is so fast that any pain or discomfort is transient. And a good soothing aloe vera gel usually does the trick. McGalliard says that for some clients who have especially sensitive skin, an over-the-counter hydrocortisone cream, such as Cortaid 1% Hydrocortisone Anti-Itch Cream, or a copper peptide product like Neova After Shave Therapy can be applied to lessen any residual irritation.

McGalliard says that clients should not exercise just prior to their waxing appointment. "This can make the skin more sensitive because the perspiration just under the skin's surface can make it more difficult for the wax to adhere properly to the skin and hair. When the esthetician tries to remove the wax strip, it can pull the skin, which is very painful and can even cause bruising," she says. She also warns that other factors, such as menstruation, can make your skin more sensitive, thereby increasing the discomfort associated with the procedure. And if you haven't heeded the warnings of doctors and are still out there sunbathing, be sure not to schedule your waxing appointment after a tanning session.

There are, McGalliard says, some people who should not have their bikini areas waxed. Clients who use Accutane, or apply Retin-A and Retin-A-containing products such as Renova to the bikini area should stay away from waxing. Vitamin A meds and creams have the theorhetical potential of increasing skin fragility which can result in tearing when the wax is removed. "A well-qualified esthetician should know to ask clients whether they use any of these products," McGalliard says. "People who have used Accutane, for example, should not be waxed for at least nine months after stopping their treatment. For Retin-A, the window is approximately three months."

There are a few other things to be aware of, McGalliard says, when deciding the type of bikini wax you want (conservative, Brazilian, Playboy, etc.). "There is a small danger, though I've never personally encountered this, of tearing the labia (the outer portion of the vaginal lips) during a Brazilian or Playboy waxing," she says. "This can happen when the client has exercised prior to the waxing and/or when the esthetician is not qualified and does not follow proper procedures."

McGalliard says that clients should be sure to check the credentials of their technician. Be sure they follow proper sanitation protocols, and that they have adequate training and experience.

Prices for bikini waxes vary depending on several factors, including the extent of the waxing, the region of the country in which it is performed and the place of business to which you go. For example, a typical salon, conservative wax in Los Angeles costs approximately $25 to $30; however, you can find all sorts of lower-price establishments. But when choosing a person to wax this very sensitive of areas, don't let price be your only guide.

Try waxing at home with the Poetic Waxing Kit. You'll wax poetic about this marvelous effective method for removing unwanted hair.

Sticking It To Your Hairs

If you are looking for a longer-lasting, even permanent method to remove the hair from your bikini area, electrolysis might be an attractive option.

Basically, an electrologist inserts a very fine needle into the hair follicle, according to Teresa E. Petricca, CPE, executive director of the American Electrology Association. Then, a small electrical current is sent to the follicle, preventing that follicle from producing any more hairs. The trick here, though, is that each hair follicle must be treated individually, so electrolysis, though permanent, does require a time commitment to work. Prior to the procedure, the technician sanitizes the area and applies any topical anesthetics such as LMX 4% Topical Anesthetic Cream - 30gm, if necessary.

Petricca says that bikini area appointments typically last approximately one hour, but some clients, depending on their needs and levels of tolerance, may request longer sessions.

So, does it hurt? Well, that depends on whom you ask. Petricca says that electrolysis is no more painful than waxing. In fact, she says, "With the modern technology available today, delivering the current at 1/1000 of a second and insulated needles, electrolysis is not painful."

Joan Wolf, a Los-Angeles based electrologist and esthetician, says that the degree of discomfort varies from client to client. "There is discomfort with electrolysis," she says, "but there are some great topical anesthetics available that minimize the discomfort." Wolf, who has more than 28 years of experience in electrolysis, says electrolysis is a great way to remove hair from the bikini area. "Electrolysis is permanent hair removal, so there is an end in sight. With waxing and shaving, you will have to continue for the rest of your life."

Petricca agrees: "Upon completion of a course of electrolysis treatments, the skin returns to its original, clean-looking, soft texture. Temporary methods, such as shaving, tweezingand waxing require frequent, time-consuming maintenance, skin irritations, ingrown hairsThese [temporary] methods can actually contribute to an increase in hair grown activity."

Typical treatment courses vary, both Wolf and Petricca say, depending on the individual. The amount of hair, the hair's texture, growth cycle and past hair-removal methods all can impact the amount of treatments a given client will need. But those who have had it done say it is well worth the time.

"I personally have not had to use a razor, tweezers or wax for 25 years," Wolf adds.

And what about bikini bumps: Nope, not with electrolysis. For minor irritation, the technician may recommend an astringent and topical aloe vera gel for the client to use after treatment.

Prices for electrolysis, like waxing, vary by region of the country. Petricca says that prices for a 15-minute treatment can range from about $20 to $30. A one-hour session, for example, may cost from $65 to $100, depending on where you go.

When selecting a technician, Petricca says to check out their credentials. Her organization, the American Electrology Association, offers certification for electrolysis and "promotes the highest standards of electrology education, practice and ethics standards," she says. Be sure your technician has experience and can provide current references.

Hair Removal in the 21st Century

If you're not thrilled with the idea of shaving, having strips of wax ripped from your body or enduring needles with electrical current, there is yet another option for cleaning up that bikini line: Laser hair removal.

"Laser hair removal is the fastest method of long-lasting hair removaland may be permanent," says Simon Ourian, M.D., medical director of the Epione Medical Corporation in Beverly Hills, CA, and president of the American Society of Aesthetic Laser Medicine.

The key with laser hair removal, Ourian says, is that it only may be performed by a physician or registered nurse. He cautions: "Many doctors or even nurses rent their lasers for a day or two a month. This does not make them a qualified laser specialist. There are only about 30 skin laser centers in the country, so be sure to research the center" you are planning to use before you start treatments.

Like electrolysis, patients typically need to undergo a series of treatments, the length of which depend on the amount of hair to remove and the hair growth cycle. "Three to five sessions is usually enough to send the hair to a point of no return," Ourian says.

Here's how it works: After shaving the bikini area to the desired style (like those mentioned above), the physician or nurse places the laser hand piece on the area to be treated. Then, a focused beam of light is directed at the pigment in the hair follicle. "The light is pulsed for only a fraction of a second," Ourian says. "The duration of each pulse is just long enough to disable the follicle, but not so long that excess heat is transferred to the skin surrounding the hair." Hundreds of hair follicles are destroyed with each pulse of the light.

Laser hair removal is best when dark hair is growing on light skin. This tends to leave out at least 30% of Caucasian patients who are prone to a more subtle blonde, gray or very fair hair. One way to get around this is to ask your laser surgeon if they are familiar with Meladine. A natural stain, it darkens only the hair (not your skin) increasing the effectiveness of the laser.

Laser hair removal is fast: A typical session lasts no more than 15 minutes. And there are no bikini bumps to speak of. The skin may appear a bit red after treatment, but this doesn't last long.

As far as pain or discomfort is concerned, Ourian says that they vary based on the individual. Some patients can receive topical anesthetics if needed. Again, LMX 4% Topical Anesthetic Cream - 30gm is a favorite. After treatment, Ourian says, some patients experience very mild pain, which is transient and can be easily treated with a topical aloe vera gel or hydrocortisone cream.

Ourian says pregnant women probably shouldn't undergo the laser treatment, simply because it's best to avoid elective procedures during pregnancy. However, the procedure is not harmful during pregnancy.

The cost of laser hair removal can vary, but typically you can expect to pay between $50 and $300 per session.

The Final Tally

So, what's it going to be? Stay with the razor? Try out a waxing? Or just go for the permanent methods? The nice thing is you can't really go wrong with any of the optionsthey all serve the same general purpose of making your bikini area tidy and swimsuit-ready. And as for those nasty bikini bumps, well, it looks like they just hit a smooth patch of road.
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