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 Author Thread: Why to worry about when to give sex?
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 77 (view)
 
Why to worry about when to give sex?
Posted: 11/4/2009 8:51:04 PM
I liked the attitude of someone I dated a few years ago. She told me that I didn't earn frequent dating miles that I could redeem for sex. She had sex with whom she chose, when and if she chose - regardless of the amount of money they had spent on her, the number of dates they had taken her on, or the length of time they had known her.
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 40 (view)
 
Clear semen
Posted: 6/11/2009 8:26:09 PM
Interesting. I was talking to a good friend of mine about his vasectomy before getting mine. He said the only difference was that he seemed to have more ejaculate and that it was more watery than before. I had mine and I seem to have more ejaculate and it is more watery than before.
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 61 (view)
 
Blowjob....what should they call it?
Posted: 4/22/2009 8:37:56 PM
Blow job sounds like work. I think they should be called blow vacations. "Hey dear,we've got a few minutes, what say we take a little blow vacation"?
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 286 (view)
 
Has anyone ever used ice cubes for sex?
Posted: 3/21/2009 3:11:26 PM
I had a friend a while back and she had a glass dildo. I would put it in a pitcher of ice water and then use it on her. Seemed to have worked for her. The first time was a bit of a shock. It became part of the ritual.
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 1016 (view)
 
Whats an instant turn on for you
Posted: 3/20/2009 5:34:26 PM
Has to be the smile. The kind where you see her first and she already has a smile, but when she see you, the smile goes into overdrive. The outcome is a certainty, only the timing a mystery.
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 20 (view)
 
ron white
Posted: 3/7/2009 8:41:08 AM
I like his comment about his wife not wanting to have sex when she is having her period. "You don't shut down Disneyland just because the roller coaster is broke."
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 38 (view)
 
wedding sex !!!
Posted: 2/25/2009 9:31:10 PM
OMG! Back when I was in my early 30's it was like a given. Usually most of the bride’s friends were single and most of the groom’s friends were single and there was booze. Plus it helped that everyone felt safe since there were no true "outsiders" - you were either a friend of the bride or the groom. Of course this was back before all the deadly and permanent STD's
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 72 (view)
 
is it possible for a diamond to be too big
Posted: 2/25/2009 8:23:14 PM
If you spent more than a couple hundred dollars, you got ripped off. Nobody without a loupes can tell the difference between a $100,000 dimaond and a $1,000 worth of cubic zirconium. Anyone can tell the difference between a $100,000 Porsche and a $1,000 Hyundia.
If you are going to try and impress, at least do it with something impressive.
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Movie Quotes
Posted: 2/25/2009 8:09:38 PM
I see no reason to settle for less - The Family Man

I don't know, maybe, maybe it was all just a dream. Maybe I went to bed one lonely night in December and I imagined it all. But I swear, nothing’s ever felt more real. And if you get on that plane right now, it’ll disappear forever.

I know we could both go on with our lives, and we’d both be fine. But I’ve seen what we can be like together.

And I choose us.
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 5 (view)
 
A Modern Fairy Tale
Posted: 2/23/2009 8:50:08 PM
One day, long, long ago.......
there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or ****.


But this was a long time ago.......

And it was just that one day.

The End
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 203 (view)
 
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 2/21/2009 10:45:49 PM
It's like having sex with Kobe Bryant - you can fight all you want, it's still going to happen.
 wdfun
Joined: 1/26/2009
Msg: 62 (view)
 
Whatever happened to making out?
Posted: 2/7/2009 7:59:45 PM
There is nothing quite like the rush you get when you make out with someone for the very first time. I met a girl from this site last week. About ¾ of the way through the date we were waking through the parking lot to my car. As I reached to open her door, I stopped and looked at her. If I close my eyes and think for a few seconds, I can still feel the way her hair felt as I reached down to cradle her head in my hands. As I slowly tilted her head up and bent down to kiss her, she leaned into me. Everyone one can kiss, some can do it well, but few have REAL talent. It is an incredible feeling when the person you are kissing is kissing you back with the same passion. Nothing compares with the excitement that comes from not knowing what is acceptable – how far you can go with the first kiss on a first date. Making out in cars isn’t just for kids.
 
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