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sapphire.luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

Msg: 13 (view)

the drunken phone call Posted: 10/11/2009 8:34:01 AM
hey...kindman...get that big ol' stick outta your a$$... these calls can be as good as a stand up comic & much funnier than whatever i was prob watchin"! lighten up dude

sapphire.luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Random fact thought or idea!!... Posted: 9/27/2009 9:28:22 AM
i'm wondering why there aren't more threads like these...the forum nazis usually knock them off...now i'm thinking about knocking off forum nazis...lol...just kidding--mostly...

sapphire.luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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SOS Posted: 8/28/2009 4:49:09 AM
dude...get over yourself...i mean, seriously!

sapphire.luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Have you ever had a passionate kiss that rendered you unable to walk? Posted: 8/24/2009 4:23:31 AM
oh, yes...weak in the knees, forget my name, olympic gold medal kiss...~sigh~...yes, it was good...no he was not...~heavy sigh~...

sapphire.luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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He lives with another woman and wants to explain Posted: 8/12/2009 8:35:23 AM
IMO this little informational nugget should have come up MUCH sooner...guys tend to think if they avoid a topic something magical will happen & no matter how fvcked up it is, somehow it will all be "ok"... some things are not "ok" & will never be "ok" some things can be worked thru if they are brought out in the open ASAP but the longer you wait the less "ok" it will be would it have been "ok" for you to stop by if she had not been out of town? i agree that if she doesn't say it to me personally, it ain't "ok"

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Whats with women that invite their dogs into the bedroom to sleep? Posted: 8/9/2009 12:10:57 PM
our dog is our child...he does not sleep in the bed because he has his own couch...but he eats what we eat {yes i feed him at the table & yes i eat with the same hand without getting up to sanitize!}...goes where we go & anybody who doesn't like is more than welcome to go back to their own little world & leave me to mine...my dog is VERY well mannered & he does not beg or scratch at the door & he pretty much ignores us when we are doin' the horizontel bop... i understand not everybody feels the same way about their animals & that is cool but i don't want to hook up with someone who doesn't relate to animals the same way i do...tried it before & it does not work...

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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I don't like where we are headed... Posted: 8/5/2009 6:37:18 PM
has anyone watched "wag the dog" lately???...i always wonder what is really going on when the gov't is yelling "look over here...look over here"...that's when i start looking in the opposite direction....that's where the boogie man is...behind you

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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7-Year-Old Steals Car To Avoid Church Posted: 8/5/2009 6:27:49 PM
[@#24... points at the idea of physical and verbal abuse as being an appropriate punishment for a 7-yr-old boy "not going to church"]: should i laugh, or puke if you had actually read my post i said nothing about him not going to church...i don't go to church & don't have any use personally for organized religion...my point was that he did something dangerous & illegal & for that he gets a trip to NY & grounded for 4 days... yes, i spanked my children...i also spank my grandchildren...abuse, not hardly...if more of the little heathens were appropriatly supervised they & everyone they come in contact with would be better off... and yes, where were the parents & why were they not held accountable for their lack of control over their children??? kinda reminds me of the cubans who turned a 55 chevy into a raft and tried to paddle their way to miami. of course, they were turned away. hey govt morons! that's exactly the kinda people we want in this country! yeah that's what we want more illegals & juvenile deliquents...now i'm gonna puke...

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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7-Year-Old Steals Car To Avoid Church Posted: 8/5/2009 7:45:58 AM
WTF is the matter with you people???? i am not the church lady (that's my mom's job) but i am the mom in this house...the adult...the one who is paying the bills & setting the rules... when the kids are old enough to do this for themselves they can make the choice to go to church or to wherever the hell they want....until then ---my house, my rules...get your a$$ in the car & shut the fvck up....take my car & i am gonna beat your little a$$ till you can't sit down & sell your x-box on ebay... this is not a story about organized religion, this is a story about the willfull disobedience that society let's the kids get away with...no, i stand corrected...they REWARD them for it!!!! how fvcked up is that?

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Girls, and kick in the balls humor Posted: 8/5/2009 7:38:15 AM
it's only funny till the paramedics show up.....then it's fvcking hilarious!!! i know...for shame...wtf... i taught my boys that you don't hit girls....until they hit you...then use reasonable force...if i physically assault a man i pretty much expect to get hit back...duh!

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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So why are a man's hands so attractive to women? Posted: 7/31/2009 9:09:05 AM
To me the hands come into play when they are a man I love. When they belong to a man who I've been intimate with. The thought of those hands on someone else is upsetting to me. Those hands are his but they're what touch me in ways no one else will if I'm in love. I cherish those hands as I do the love for the man and if I know they've strayed elsewhere they lose their appeal. i never connected the two but when i read it---bongo! thanks, leona, for clarifying that feeling i couldn't put into words.

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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7-Year-Old Steals Car To Avoid Church Posted: 7/31/2009 8:49:50 AM
i caught this child & his parents on the today show... ok, now when was it we started rewarding our kids for dangerous, illegal & just plain stupid behavior? if it had been me as a kid or one of my kids none of us would have been able to sit down long enough to fly from utah to ny for starters...grounded for 4 days?!...Four fcuking days????!!!! i'm glad i'm old & won't be around when these kids are running the show...you think it's bad now...just wait... i know i sound like my grandpa but you know what?...the older i get the smarter he gets!

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Astrology Posted: 7/27/2009 12:00:33 PM
So apparently we can't have a fun discussion about something other than "why does my dating life suck" here? my dating life suxs cuz my planets aren't aligned!! are we havin' fun yet?

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Housekeeping --- Does a messy place turn you off? Posted: 7/27/2009 7:25:08 AM
when i met my last ex i should have run the first time i saw his house...looked like it was a motel room...very generic, very clean...i am messy...not nasty but very messy...i "collect" stuff! guess what we fought about for the next too many years??? the last place i lived alone was a mess...clutter everywhere, usually dishes in the sink, projects everywhere & clothes--omg--did foley's explode in my house?? but it was my house & my mess & i didn't have a problem finding most things (except for that which i "put up" so i wouldn't lose it! lol) my SO was concerned when he first came over but now that we are co-habitating he is grateful to find i have consideration for the fact i am not the only one who lives here. i am still messy but clean--no science experiments but then again i am a stay at home now & not working a full time job & he does pick up after himself. it is all a matter of what you are comfortable with i suppose.

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Worst Date. Ever. Posted: 7/25/2009 8:09:52 AM
dude, dude, dude, looks like a lady...i will have that song stuck in my head all day. thanks for the morning laugh...you are truly a classy guy...better luck next time

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Serendipity Posted: 7/25/2009 7:51:24 AM
i hate that song but would pay money & bring the popcorn to watch it happen!

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Ask weight & measurements before meeting- ignoring photos? Posted: 7/25/2009 7:49:02 AM
i agree that it is totally ignorant to ask anyone this question...numbers mean nothing...i am 5'7", weigh 174 lbs & wear a size 12 jeans but an 18 or 20 dress...no that does not add up but it is what it is...i am curvy & solid...i have ample boobage but no butt...the #'s don't tell you all this... no i would not answer this question...not because i have anything to hide but because it is all subjective well, actually i would answer this question...with one of my own...how big is your package? length, girth, at rest, at attention,,,blah blah blah get real guys { & girls} miss america can still be a lying, cheating b!tch that will clean out your bank account & secret stash !

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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I sneeze you say Bless you. Posted: 7/15/2009 12:18:54 PM
my old man does not say it so i have to bless myself...but i always say it...no i am not religious, only a creature of habit.

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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What's for dinner? Posted: 7/15/2009 12:17:01 PM
d amn, now i'm really hungry! lot's of good menus here...i know where to come next time i'm stuck for an answer to the age old question..."what's for supper?"...of course, my favorite answer is "i don't know...where you takin' me?" seriously, tho, tonight it's pork chops, marinated in chipolte pepper & lemon then baked, spinach souffle & cheesy rice-a-roni...yum

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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TVs in bedrooms Posted: 7/15/2009 12:09:14 PM
for years i HAD to have the tv on to go to sleep...always said it drowned out the voices in my head...somebody else mentioned that, too....whew!, glad i'm not the only one...lol... now the bed room is for sleeping, reading, talking & you know that other good stuff...it so much better now that i can go to sleep with the sound of my lover's voice the last thing in my head...makes for sweet dreams.

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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The 22 towns with the worst names... Posted: 7/11/2009 8:44:17 AM
you have to look in the section where they sell the ace bandages & elbow braces (how long can i use this thing before i'll need an elbow brace?)...they have cleverly disguised them as "back" massagers!!...maybe the only thing i haven't used it on...lol

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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question for any addicts in recovery Posted: 6/20/2009 8:23:02 AM
yep, i was in aa for 6 yrs....went to women's meeting first, knew there was alot of shit wrong in my life & was just looking for a way to get some relief...well, they soon determined that i was an alcoholic & i needed to get "sober"...at that point i was desperate enough to need the overwhelming approval i got when i said "hi, i'm laura & i'm an alcoholic"...don't get me wrong i met some wonderful people & had some good times but like byrd i had NO life outside of aa...they had me convinced if i didn't go to meetings EVERY night i would soon be dead....eventually i looked around & saw that the ones who were pushing this had nothing going on in their life except aa...that is when i decided to leave & guess how many of those people who love me "unconditionaly" still acknowledge my existence?...zero...i look at it as 6 yrs of group therepy, take what i need & leave the rest....what ever helps you make it thru the days & nights is what you need to do...today i drink very rarely & then only one or two...haven't died yet & it's been 2 yrs since i went to a meeting...if you get what you need from movies or music---use it....if you need a meeting--go...i too have been at some awsome meetings but today i have a life & that is in some part the work of those 6 yrs but i don't buy into the therory you have to go to meetings forever...like it's been pointed out...just get out there & do the next right thing...good luck

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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What platitudes make you wanna pewk? Posted: 6/18/2009 5:42:37 PM
george carlin said it best "what if i don't want to have a nice day? What if i want to have a sh!tty day?...have a nice day....yeah, yeah, gimme my fvckin' change!"

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Personal Favourite Quotes I Like Posted: 6/16/2009 4:44:49 PM
you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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manic depressive-what are they like-is it safe to associate with them -would u Posted: 6/10/2009 6:58:26 AM
i am bi-polar...i am amazed at the stupidity, bigotry & just downright hatefullness of some of the posters here....my emotions are sometimes a little intense & those voices inside (which are really just my guilt & insecurity) get on my nerves at times but not nearly as much as the rampant ignorance of some people... one of my ex's was also bi-polar but he also has schizophrenia w/auditory hallucinations, without meds he is not a bundle of fun but that does not make him a bad person...the fact that he is also an a$$hole did however make me dream of driving a stake thru his heart!...just kidding....mostly

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Men Shaving... Posted: 6/6/2009 7:49:34 AM
I don't see how wanting to look like a little girl makes you proud of your sex. I think it's creepy that more and more men are attracted by the pre-teen look. i agree....against my better judgement (totally an ego thing), i accepted an invitation from a 29 yr old (i was 50 at the time) learned my lesson quick, fast & in a hurry...not only did he look like he could have been one of my son's school friends but when he takes off his clothes---he has NO HAIR!...omg...i felt like a pedophile...literally had to go shower & seek counseling (only from my girlfriends tho)....men are suppose to be at least a little hairy...like someone else pointed out, i changed my son's diapers too many times....can't hang with it....personally i only trim, shaving is too itchy...trimmed is fine...bald is not beautiful...except on a smiley

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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I am drowning...need a life raft Posted: 5/26/2009 6:44:40 PM
i like the long version better...the shorter version sounds too curt & while i appreciate the no one night stand thing the ones that want this ain't gonna read it anyway...your pics are really cute...the first thing i thought of when i saw o, iowa (not even gonna try to spell it...lol) was radar o'reilly...bet you get that alot...other than that i don't even pretend to know what guys look for on here...i stumbled across a good one but kissed alot of frogs first! good luck

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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THE BIKER Posted: 5/25/2009 6:16:42 PM
i don't care who you are...that there's funny!

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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What is your Bail? Posted: 5/25/2009 6:14:59 PM
no lie.....86O.....i doubt anyone can honestly top it...as shameful as i am...haha. rookie...mine's 945....does that make me a slut or just somebody who's been around long enough to have a REALLY good time?

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 5/25/2009 4:59:25 PM
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin “When you get to the end of all the light you know and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things shall happen: either you will be given something solid to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly.” Edward Teller

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Stereotypes and Age Posted: 5/24/2009 10:46:10 AM
big yea to the jersey girl (msg4) i can get "blonde" in a hurry & look like a sweet, "mature" woman when needed....the rest of the time i let my freak flag fly & don't give a sh!t what the media or anybody else thinks...i know i'm gettin' better with age & there are plenty of men who only like mature women...sags, bags, wrinkles & all

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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TV watching habits in relationships? Posted: 5/24/2009 10:40:33 AM
we live out in the country--no satilite, no cable...i watch on the computer for my faves (grey's anatomy, old sitcoms or movies) & we watch sons of anarchy together & sometimes a movie but i enjoy the sounds of the woods around me... i used to have the boob tube on 24/7 and never thought i could live without it but after a year & a half of being out in the boonies i couldn't go to sleep with it on now....

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Memorable books Posted: 5/22/2009 10:01:19 AM
the velveteen rabbit...which i did not read until i was an adult. this book speaks to my heart & i can almost cry when i think about it and what it touches inside me. working in daycare i had the chance to read many books to my kids that i did not read as a child but the impact was just as profound, maybe even more so. winnie the pooh, alice's adventures in wonderland, goodnight moon wonder if i miss my grandson this morning?...lol

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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What do you think ? Posted: 5/22/2009 9:53:01 AM
if you accept failure, your goal is already lost

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Red Light....erotica...comments? Posted: 5/22/2009 9:31:01 AM
i spent an hour online looking for good erotica....and it was right here all the time! silly wabbit...tricks are for ME! whip me, beat me, call me dirty names, treat me like the slut that i am... oh, baby i think i'm in love

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Best song one liners/lyrics you love Posted: 5/15/2009 5:50:45 AM
He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom Excitable boy, they all said And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home Excitable boy, they all said Well, he's just an excitable boy After ten long years they let him out of the home Excitable boy, they all said And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones Excitable boy, they all said Well, he's just an excitable boy warren zevon life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone john mellencamp life will pass you by, in the blink of a young girl's eye bruce springsteen

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Favourite Teen movies? Posted: 5/14/2009 5:00:15 PM
teen wolf drop dead fred and most of the others already mentioned---especially clueless & the breakfast club but then also fast times... ferris bueller....

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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10 Rules for Being a Human Being Posted: 5/9/2009 12:56:31 PM
thank you for posting this....i for one needed a positive read... some of the people on here are so negative & sound so bitter that sometimes i come here to read just so i'm reminded that i'm not as fvck'd up as i think i am

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Would you date a person with DISABLED CHILDREN? Posted: 5/8/2009 5:24:19 AM
i almost did not click on this thread because at my age having kids (mine or theirs) is pretty much a non-started....i've done my time...grandkids are cool but full time--don't think so...but more to the point my oldest child (who is now 29--OMG! i'm old...lol) is an albino & while there are a multitude of disabilities more severe, his was & is a consideration...i have also worked for years in daycare & i was always the one who got the kids with autism, adhd, down's syndrome, ect. because the opinion of all was "send them to miss libby, she's so good with them" whether it was just because the others couldn't or wouldn't deal with them i do not know but i am grateful that i got the chance to know these amazing, wonderful small people...each & every one of them still holds a special place in my heart & enables me to give thanks to the gods that my kids are what they are...the parents of these children hold a special place in heaven & the ones who exploit the situation hold reservations for the inner circle of he!!... that being said i am so glad i clicked on this thread it has really made my day brighter for being able to read the profile of txwheels....like beth i would have contacted you directly, honey, because you are the funniest person i have seen in awhile...your attitude is so great!!!! time machine: peanut butter & a remote control why? i don't know

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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GIRLS AND TATTOOS Posted: 5/7/2009 7:01:57 PM
liker?...lol see i can't even spell biker chick

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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GIRLS AND TATTOOS Posted: 5/7/2009 7:01:16 PM
generational? biker chick?...i am 52 & so not a liker chick...i have about 10 tats & ALL can be covered by just wearing a short sleeve shirt & slacks...why?...not because ia m ashamed of them but because i know that in some situations it is just not appropriate...don't stereo type & don't make assumptions....a motto that always works for me

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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better profile? Posted: 5/5/2009 10:00:52 AM
too many restrictions...lookinf for long term is okay but you gotta hang out/be friends first!!!!...we are all looking for long term (well, most of us) but i personally get turned off when somebody has that many restrictions on their profile...to me it says you are uptight & constricted...maybe you aren't but that is how it looks....relax a little

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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I don't care what you write...... Posted: 4/28/2009 6:53:35 PM
according to the moon the time is upon us let us not forget the lessons learned let us not forget the scars we've earned the time is upon us and i listen ,my dear to the whispers in my head to the pain in my soul come with me now and you shall hear of lessons learned and tales of battles and the scars we've earned

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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I am doing the correct thing? Posted: 4/28/2009 5:01:10 AM
being a friend is never wrong, no matter what...just be there for her...these kinds of things hit everybody different & we all grieve in our own way...

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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How proud and how private is too much? Posted: 4/27/2009 5:16:53 PM
i TOTALLY agree with the OP...my house is my house & if i haven't invited you, do not just "pop" by!!!...i see no paranoid issues here...i live out in the country & my house is pretty well concealed by landscaping...i also like to lounge in various states of undress & would not welcome unexpected company...leaving the tissue at your bedroom door?...no, that's just creepy...this guy would make me feel VERY uncomfortable & since he obviously has no intention of respecting your wishes i would break it off & if it happened again i would get a restraining order...for women who live alone there is no such thing as being too careful...

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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He's still fishing after dating for 4 months... Posted: 4/27/2009 6:59:04 AM
i got this same BS from my guy...i know he's a egomaniac & needs ALOT of validation from different sources...i don't like it but i can't/won't demand that he take it down or hide it...i have made the choice to accept it until it becomes unacceptable then i will do something different... he knows i am on here & he knows who i talk to & vice versa...we have each others passwords & can check at any time...it's very open & that's okay for now...he does cruise when he's bored & so do i...men are just men & each of us has our f*kd up issues... i hear so much negativity on here...it's always "if he/she doesn't do/not do (fill in the blank)...then dump him/her"...whatever happened to working thru issues & putting some effort into making a relationship work?...we are so ready to kick them to the curb if they are not our idea of the perfect mate...newsflash---there is no such thing as the perfect mate!!!...find someone you don't want to smother in their sleep & actually put some effort into it...sometimes things just don't work but i am willing to go the extra mile to see if it makes a difference...jmho

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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3somes Posted: 4/27/2009 6:38:56 AM
i did the 3way thing years ago...had fun when i did it but nothing to stand up & applaud for...the man i'm with now has never had the experience & really wants to try it...rather reluctantly i have agreed to it if the opportunity arises... being older now sex has changed for me...it is not a bartering chip or something to do when i'm bored or f&ked up...it is communication between two people who care about each other...one more way to express the depth of my feelings... unfortunately women f&k with their hearts & men f*&k with their d!&ks...one of the great cosmic jokes

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Trust Issues ... what do you do? Posted: 4/26/2009 8:41:23 PM
men are like road signs-slippery when wet, road ends, uneven lanes, lane merges, expect delays... trust issues are something that come up again & again....knowledge avails me nothing...i know that i am part of the problem but i am bored by the solution...i am attracted to edgy, dangerous men...not serial killers (at least not lately!) and so i am putting myself out there for the chance of being betrayed one more time...i know all the signs-in them & in me... i also took some time off from relationships (3yrs) & i sit here now with a man i love, a man i like & a man i do not trust... it's like the edge of the hole theory...can i live with the danger of falling in?...is the good worth the bad?...do i take a risk or live my life always being too afraid to take a leap?...there are no easy answers & good sometimes my head hurts from spinning the possibilities around in there... i cry the same tears at 52 as i did at 25...does that make me a loser or an idiot?...no it makes me human...i have chosen for better or worse to put myself out there, take a chance & live with the consequences as best i can...

sapphire_luna

Joined: 1/29/2009

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When to mention s*x in letters..? Posted: 4/16/2009 8:43:29 AM
well, i wake up in a brand new world everyday...some days i am very slutty & some days i am very prudish...just depends on the delivery of the line as to how i respond...a sense of humor goes a long way with me...flirting & innuendo are great ice breakers...i do not mind talking about sex in an email but definately don't like cybersex...9 out of the 10 voices in my head say "delete-delete-delete" if the guy is crude & has no style...i at least want to feel like you put some thought & energy into asking how big my boobs actually are & if i like to do it standing on my head...(i don't by the way)

lostgypsy09

Joined: 1/29/2009

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Are old people starting to look good to you? Posted: 3/19/2009 6:54:31 AM
i'm hot if you squint. thatseems fair to me omg, i needed that this morning....thank you!!!

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