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Zombie Apocalypse Posted: 9/16/2009 10:40:31 PM
The thing about zombies is exactly that - they walk. If you are attacked by one zombie/a horde of zombies, you are a moron. Unless they're 28 Days Later atomic zombies, then you may as well set your face on fire.

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What's been your favorite POF forum topic? Posted: 9/4/2009 6:34:14 PM
I have a soft spot for Vert's threads. And when I say soft spot, I mean hard-on.

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Best catch on site? Posted: 8/14/2009 2:17:24 PM
Ummm Me Obviously Foshizzle. Unlike most of the narcissists on this thread, I will say that I am not the best catch. Based on my two relationships born of POF, I will either a) make you miserable or b) make you realize you could do a lot better. My best catch would be the guy who doesn't mind me getting drunk and making out with chicks. And yeah, some guys DO mind...lol.

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Things that make you go HHHHMMMMM? Posted: 7/26/2009 10:57:54 PM
Men. Yup. Other than that, I now have C + C Music Factory in my head. Thanks a lot, thread-bumping moron.

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When you look at profiles do you look at.... Posted: 7/22/2009 10:24:37 PM
I don't look at the forum posts. I don't even read the profile. I look at the pictures, and I like shiny objects. If I were concerned about the forum posts at the bottom of my own profile, I wouldn't post to begin with. Who ****ing cares.

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Should they bring back Spandex? Posted: 7/22/2009 10:01:26 PM
Spandex - no. Spanx - a synonym of spanks - absolutely. thinking she needs some of both latters as she burps onion rings

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The Ultimate Profile Posted: 7/19/2009 3:16:30 PM
wears superman pajama's Yeah, but he wears them out in public. And he doesn't even have a f*cking cape. I've already read the ultimate profile, which I don't exactly remember, but I'm pretty sure it contained something about kicking the shit out of a rainbow, and possibly referred to ninjas and/or Transformers. There's no one line, but basically if a guy comes across as a questionably grown man in a creative, intelligent, and wholly unique way, I can get behind it. Or him. Or the other way around. Unless he's ugly.

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Song and the Lyrics of what you're listening to right now... Posted: 7/10/2009 9:14:43 PM
I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry Chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it wiggles eyebrows at no one in particular

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Boredom Posted: 7/10/2009 2:33:56 PM
When I'm bored, I take a keen interest in cake. This entails thinking about cake, which quickly rises to obsessing over cake until the only thing left to do is eat cake, which is usually a package of donuts, as I am too cheap/lazy to buy/bake a cake. When bcboy is bored, he tells me to post in the forums, resulting in some drivel about cake. FYI: I just ate 6 donuts.

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Michael Jackson Dead at Age 50 Posted: 7/10/2009 12:36:24 PM
sigh He was among my earliest celebrity crushes. In the fourth grade I played my dad's Thriller album so obsessively that my dad got annoyed and gave it to me. I ogled the cover and prized my Michael Jackson puffy stickers. Rather than mourning his death, for the past two weeks I have been mourning the loss of his nose, because well, I'm superficial and happen to have a thing for noses. Regarding his personal tribulations and eccentricities, each person will believe what he or she is apt to. I for one do not believe Michael Jackson ever hit on Corey Feldman. Why would he? Between the two Coreys, Haim was much sexier. She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round Everything else is noise. moonwalks across Missy's face

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music fests this year. Going? Posted: 7/14/2008 9:33:45 PM
Hal, you're coming to see me? bats lashes I've only ever been to one music festival. I punched a guy in the face. It was awesome.

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Dressing up dogs! Pure silliness? Posted: 7/12/2008 1:12:32 PM
Paris Hilton should be shot for many, many reasons. This is just one of them. Hating clothes myself, I wouldn't subject my dog (if I had one) to that type of restriction. Unless I had one of those hairless chihuahuas. Those things are begging to be swathed. I could get into a religious rant about the original intent for humans to be nude, but that may conflict with my opinion.

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Someone special Posted: 7/6/2008 10:41:40 PM
Spend an entire day with someone? What a horribly trying experience. But I would like to hang out with Gwen Stefani for a few hours, during which I would giggle like an idiot and feel twice as insecure as usual. I'm not quite sure WHY I would like that...

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Cyber Space Mishaps Posted: 6/28/2008 11:21:21 PM
I had a major miscommunication with someone a couple of years back. There's actually a thread about it...lol.

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The Cover Of Fridays 24 Paper Posted: 6/27/2008 1:53:24 PM
Pffffft, this is just your way of asking if you should shave your chest too. I'm not interested in boys. I like men. I'd take that hose and smack him with it, and it would not be remotely sexual.

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Great idea for an Aussie dating site. Posted: 6/23/2008 9:57:36 PM
Sweet, I was just totally reminded of the hot Australian waiter who served me meatballs in Whistler, and seemed a bit perplexed that I didn't want spaghetti with them. Even his perplexity was hot. OT: It probably has something to do with the beer. Nearly everything does.

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Gossip Posted: 6/23/2008 7:57:03 PM
bcboy and I talk about all of you behind your backs. But that's not gossip, it's opinion, which is then sometimes forwarded to the appropriate party. Gossip is interesting, but I don't take it too seriously. Unless I read it in US Weekly.

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$100 BC Climate Action Dividend for each of us Posted: 6/23/2008 6:57:29 PM
I'll bet someone's wishing he had filed his taxes. My $100 will go towards the continuing deterioration of my health. And maybe a belt.

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A Life for Sale Posted: 6/23/2008 6:15:07 PM
^Wtf are you talking about? As far as I can tell, the guy is just selling off his things. Technically he cannot sell his friends, unless his friends aren't free-thinking humans. Some people deal with pain through humor - although I myself don't find him particularly funny, and don't have the money anyway. If he were truly selling his life, he would be included in the bounty. At least he hasn't completely lost it.

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What's Imeem? Posted: 6/23/2008 5:40:01 PM
It says what it is right at the top of the page: Imeem is a social network where millions of fans and artists discover new music, videos, and photos, and share their tastes with friends. I know nothing about ipods. I think I still own a walkman.

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Licking Your Wounds - Alone or Not Posted: 6/15/2008 8:55:50 PM
I have been told that introverts recharge by being alone and that extroverts recharge by being with others. Someone had to tell you that? All right... I hate people. But I will condone a short interruption from the pizza delivery guy.

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A Brilliant Career of a Walk Down the Aisle Posted: 6/13/2008 10:23:48 PM
I'm pretty lazy, and don't like working. I don't like marriage either, but I wouldn't mind a wedding. For show, of course. After that my husband/beard and I would retreat to our separate residences, because anything else is unnatural and mature and gives me cooties.

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What would you give your life up for? Posted: 6/11/2008 8:56:20 PM
I gave up my life a long time ago. Now I'm just waiting for the release of sweet, sweet death.

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Please, don't say . . . Posted: 6/8/2008 10:14:46 PM
1. Don't tell me what to do. 2. Don't tell me HOW to do whatever it is you want me to do. Failure to adhere to the above will get you a.) glared at, b.) cursed at or c.) ignored. Action dependent upon my mood.

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Movie Reviews Posted: 6/7/2008 5:48:39 PM
^I wish more people would do that. It really irks me when someone refuses to watch a movie just because it's not colorized. gets all huffy on the inside Although I admit I still have not seen The Birth of a Nation. I have a difficult time getting into silent films and can't seem to force myself beyond Chaplin. Your post also reminded me that I love (like - insanely) Hitchcock. Shadow of a Doubt is probably my favorite. But don't waste your time watching Topaz. Blegh. So bloody f*cking boring.

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Movie Reviews Posted: 6/4/2008 9:10:38 PM
The last movie I watched was No Country For Old Men. I have to assume it only won Best Picture because the other nominated pictures starred Tom Cruise. They didn't, but it seems the only logical explanation. I own a lot of DVD's ranging from classic to horror to romanticcomedyyoushouldntbewatchingthisitsachickflickstopitstopitstopit. Coincidentally, none of them star Tom Cruise either. Favorite film: Bonnie and Clyde, 1967 (aka - Warren Beatty wears a wifebeater)

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Waiting for Ms. Right. Posted: 6/4/2008 8:49:35 PM
What a bunch of crap. I never waited. I was perfectly happy being single, and preferred it that way. Then fate (evil) intervened, and I was yanked out of my comfort zone. Being in a relationship turned me into a GIRL. gag waits anxiously for her balls to grow back

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spells/cleansing Posted: 6/2/2008 9:56:41 PM
I'm still waiting for someone to give me an enema.

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Information, Too Much! Why? Posted: 5/10/2008 9:50:51 PM
I love Nip/Tuck. Hehe, P*ssy Lips... I also love TMI - but only from people I actually KNOW. Not random strangers on the Internet. Telling "just whomever" intimate details is distasteful and denotes a lack of class. There's a lot to be said for being vague and indirect and confusing people.

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Resenting People with More Free Time Posted: 5/6/2008 10:00:07 PM
Resenting others for what you don't have is your problem, not theirs. Envy is a waste of time. I don't understand people who allow others to affect them to such a degree. I tend to ignore possible outside influences. The only people I resent are those who insist on telling me what to do. Over. And over. Shut. Up.

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Mags and Rags at Supermarket Posted: 5/5/2008 10:02:11 PM
I learned that bcboy is NOT one of the world's 100 most beautiful people, despite his protests. I didn't actually have to buy the magazine to find this out, but did anyway. I buy US Weekly every week. Because it, uh, comes out every week. It may not add points to my IQ, but I'm not exactly eating paste either. The only thing I've learned in a grocery store line-up is that some people are really f*cking rude. Tip - do not stare at the skinny girl buying 8 chocolate bars. She's hungry, and will set your face on fire.

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Eating disorders Posted: 5/5/2008 9:45:00 PM
what makes you so sure those who posted before you do not speak from experience She didn't say anything of the sort. And she was quoting Sar/Brad - clearly he does not and never has suffered from an eating disorder (sorry Brad, eating your own boogers doesn't count). I DO speak from experience - and it is true that eating disorders vary among those who have them. But we don't disagree - you can't argue with someone about his/her experience - we support each other. And as I iterated earlier in this thread (as did Heart on Sleeve) - unless you've been there, you have NO idea. Period.

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Spotting a POFer on the street Posted: 4/29/2008 10:35:53 PM
I would throw rocks at them. Because really, why not.

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Your favorite LIVE SHOW memory..? Posted: 4/29/2008 9:29:24 PM
New Kids on the Block - St. Paul, MN, 1989. Ok. But for a 14 year old Manitoba girl in the 3rd row, it was - "OMGDonnielookedatmeeeeeeeeeek!!!" It was also sweltering hot (it was an outdoor concert), and my clothes were soaked. But Donnie looked at me, so it didn't matter. No more games boy So what ya saying Beat the beatness Cos Donnie ain't playin Witness the quickness As I kick this I'm on a mission So listen as I dismiss All this negativity by takin a stand Cos we're five bad brothers from the bean town land And oh yeah, Bon Jovi back when they didn't suck.

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Banning Smoking In Cars With Kids Present Posted: 4/28/2008 7:32:23 PM
Yes, all smokers are evil murders. lights up a Number7 So I can't contribute to the deaths of bratty adolescents, but adults are fair game. Cool. I'll still need someone to terrorize with my steely gaze, so it's a minor sacrifice. No children are ever allowed in a vehicle I am traveling in anyway. Horrifying. shudder

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Hyperorganization Posted: 4/25/2008 8:48:02 PM
I have the kind of memory that allows me to go through life listless Zombies don't have memories, only the ambition to eat faces. Other words that begin with "hyper": Hyperbole Hypertension Hyperkalemia Hyperglycemia Hyperparathyroidism I like lists. I'm anal.

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looking for interested people Posted: 4/25/2008 8:36:47 PM
Ok. But instead of saying "you're it", I"ll be saying "you're the shizznit". I'll also not be playing tag, but gazing into a mirror.

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Meeting People in Smaller Towns Posted: 4/25/2008 7:56:42 PM
I moved to a small town last year. Mostly I sit in the house and complain that the nearest McDonald's is almost 2 hours away. But that probably doesn't help you. I'm more concerned with avoiding (a) certain people (person) than I am about meeting new ones. snort

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Supermarket Rage Posted: 4/24/2008 9:48:42 PM
Oh fck. Mmkay, I HATE shopping. I love Walmart, but I especially HATE shopping at Walmart. Nobody looks where the fck they're going and seem all too willing to mow over old ladies and midgets. I haven't actually seen any midgets at Walmart, but that's because I'm too busy rolling my eyes, which entails looking up, not down. No matter what store I'm at, there's always someone in my way. F*ck you, humans.

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Sharing Emotions Posted: 4/24/2008 9:43:56 PM
Huh? makes robot noises Actually, unless I haven't eaten in a few days, I'm pretty easygoing.

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Abortion Posted: 4/23/2008 11:33:02 PM
All children are evil and should be headed off at the pass. waits for hatemail Ok, being serious - I'm pro-choice. Even though I don't want children of my own, I personally couldn't have an abortion. It's hard enough to live with myself as it is. I don't know if I would have the fortitude to give up a child for adoption either, but I'm sure he/she would would thank me later. Obviously being pro-choice, I don't judge anyone for their decisions. But there is a right and wrong way to go about getting an abortion.

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Problems with Pennies Posted: 4/23/2008 10:08:20 PM
Money is money. No matter the monetary value, accumulated, it does increase. When I have an overabundance of pennies, I roll them to buy what I need - generally cigarettes or a case of Coke. Throwing away money is ridiculous. At least give it to Unicef.

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what are your views onmeeting a mate of a different culture,religion here on POF Posted: 4/23/2008 10:03:58 PM
I don't care what your background is, as long as you're not stupid. It's looking pretty dismal for some of you.

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Totally GROSS!! Posted: 4/22/2008 10:47:45 PM
I rarely eat anything that isn't pre-packaged (aka: total junk food), but I get fast food about once a week. I like it, and refuse to be paranoid about it, so I did not read the above posts. I don't wanna know! lalalalalalala < is willing to die from a possibly contaminated Quarter Pounder

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Pity Posters Posted: 4/22/2008 9:57:26 PM
I missed the other whiner, but I did unfortunately catch a few of Mr. Hot Air's posts. Also unfortunately, his posts were way too long to hold my attention, spoiling whatever plans I had to ridicule him. I've been here a long time, and my only intention has been to alleviate a little bit of my boredom. I'm not into all this hope/positivity/true love (gag)/and a bunch of other things that aren't viewed as negative hooey. Meeting bcboy was an accident that he continues to pay for. So yeah, this is just something to do while I ignore him.

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Embed music in your profile - new feature Posted: 4/17/2008 5:57:44 PM
You can add video too. Teeheehee. indulges in Gwen Stefani giddiness Ahem. Yes, very cool.

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If YOU see that someone has sent a rose, do you bother? Posted: 4/16/2008 11:39:25 PM
What do YOU do when you see, one or both 'roses' gone from a fishies profile? Whatever Britney Spears would do. So that would probably be eat some Cheetos, then run over someone with my car. Translation: pfffffffffft.

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why do people think just because you are attractive its easy to date? Posted: 4/16/2008 11:27:59 PM
Oh look, a thread for egomaniacs. rolls eyes Having been asked this question - preceded by compliments on my looks, proving that I am not reading into the question as others may be - it made me cringe because a) I know what I look like in the morning and b) it's none of your business. People who continue to ask this question are judging others based on appearances, and therefore shall continue to be idiots, while I remain intelligent. Idiots - 0 Me - a jar of mayonnaise A good personality can instantly make one more attractive. Looks matter to some extent, but for me the deciding factor is when he installs a bathtub because it's really hard to shave my legs while standing up.

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What are YOUR non-negotiables? Posted: 4/15/2008 9:54:21 PM
Must: - be funny, by my definition - be comfortable with being made fun of, by me - be willing to come second to my need for food - not try to convince me to share food - hate the same people as I do (not required, but an asset) - not suffocate me, literally or otherwise

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Rabbits Posted: 4/14/2008 8:37:54 PM
I am totally against the homicide of bunnies. If you kill them, I hate you. A lot. Happy Birthday, L!

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