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Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Have your kids found your mom and dad toys? Posted: 1/24/2006 10:11:37 PM
Well the adult Toys R Us do ( thosse being places like Ikea, Home Depo, ect ).

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Have your kids found your mom and dad toys? Posted: 1/24/2006 10:04:44 PM
Or would they have? Gotta wonder what her kid would have said about it for the "tell" part of the day eh.

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Guys: Would you use a sex toy on your girl? Posted: 1/24/2006 9:56:43 PM
Ok, really late response, lost track of this thread... tara10 wrote: Oral worshipper~~~Oooh, you're one of the only people I've ever heard talk abot the toothpaste thing...you ROCK! Have you put it on your tongue and then licked/sucked on her nipples? This feels amazing too!!! Yes I have done that with more then a few partners, usually goes over well. I find it works best on the nipples if you`ve teased them for a bit with an ice cube first, seems to bump up the pleasure level of the toothpaste.

Oral Worshipper

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Does any guy hate the phrase Sweep me off my feet like i do? Posted: 1/24/2006 9:22:28 PM
Not at all. I believe its the guys place to do his best to "treat his woman like a queen" and to "sweep her off her feet", I enjoy being "her knight in shinning armor". If you cant do everything in your power to make the person your into happy, then you dont deserve to be with that person. Same for vice versa, the ladys should have the same attitude for the men. What do you expect, that you can just sloth around, put out know effort, and expect your lady to kiss your feet, cook your dinner, and just shut up untill you decide you want something?

Oral Worshipper

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enlargement Posted: 1/24/2006 9:17:05 PM
Maybe the OP was talking about one of those penis pumps. never tried one myself, looks like to much work...maybe f I could hook it up to my air compressor...hrm....

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Have your kids found your mom and dad toys? Posted: 1/24/2006 9:14:54 PM
I found my sisters when I was like 14 and she was 17, does that count? Man, was that ever GRAT blackmail material, I was set for years after that.

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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pervs? Posted: 1/24/2006 9:11:45 PM
I have been not only been dubbed a pervert, but also a prevert. I wear those badges proudly!

Oral Worshipper

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Why do stunning women go for geeks Posted: 1/24/2006 9:10:25 PM
I constantly see tons of the most gorgeous women all with guys that must have been beaten with the ugly stick constantly from birth. Does this mean there are shallow women out there who are just interested in money. Why arent there any shallow women only interested in sex So let me get this right, if you see a stunning lady with a "geek" those women must automatically be shallow and the "geek" must automatically be rich? Nothing shallow about that view at all, is there. Am I the only one who finds this rather ironic?

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Would you date the relative of a child molester? Posted: 1/24/2006 8:37:16 PM
This is the dumbbest post I think i've ever read... Please tell me you aren't serious. What the hell does someone elses actions have to do with another persons character??? And where do you think most predetors find thier victims? 99% of the time they pick thier victims from people they know. The true random victim is extremely rare. If someone you are involved with has a sexual predetor in thier family, someone that they still have contact with, it matters. If I had kids and I was told that someone I was considering as a potential significant other had a sexual offender in thier close family, that would almost certainly be the end of any relationship. Now if it`s something I found out say down the line after me and this person have become committed, it would be a bit differnt. That family member of thiers sure as all hell beter not come within 10 miles of my kids though, otherwise I would finish what the crippled legal system couldnt.

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Would you marry a chick with a dick? Posted: 1/24/2006 5:44:13 PM
Arre chix with dix attracted to females??? My roomate is a tranny (male-to-female), "she" dates both males and females, yet oddly enough refers to "herself" as a lesbien. I have to admit, I find that rather funny myself.

Oral Worshipper

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Would you marry a chick with a dick? Posted: 1/24/2006 5:18:55 PM
when you say Tranny to what are you refering. Are you meaning a corssdresser who dresses up at times, or a transexual who may or may not have had SRS? A CD and a TV are too totally differnt things. It is very common for a CD to be completely heterosexual, and does not mean they are trying to be a member of the opposite sex. a TV is someone who believes that they were born in the wrong body, born the wrong sex.

Oral Worshipper

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No STD testing because they're affraid of the answer? eeek! Posted: 1/24/2006 5:15:59 PM
I`ve read a few post in here where people only get annually tested, these are people saying the attitude the OP posted about her friend is adhorable. While you ARE getting tested regularly, yearly is not enough, at the very least go every 6 months. I prefer to get tested every 4 months personally. Alot can happen in a year, and if you catch something just after being tested, or if you have just gotten it and it doesnt show up on the test ( this DOES happen ) by the time another year comes around it could be too late for you to get effective treatment.

Oral Worshipper

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Preventing shaving irritation... Posted: 1/24/2006 5:10:17 PM
Everything mentioned above works well..well, I cant really comment on the soft panty thing, everything else though. nair or veet also causes my skin to burn when I have used it, not the best thing for that area eh.

Oral Worshipper

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Making a pass at a girl in the privacy of the home?? Posted: 1/23/2006 11:13:11 PM
Didnt you do this thread already?

Oral Worshipper

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Bare or not? Posted: 1/23/2006 10:59:52 PM
Im not a big fan of make-up in general. I find most women use far to much of it and end up looking like they should be Krustys side kick eh. I will admit though I do like seeing lipstick smudges on my c*ck, which is a bit odd since I dont really care for getting BJ`s lol

Oral Worshipper

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No STD testing because they're affraid of the answer? eeek! Posted: 1/23/2006 7:47:33 PM
Wow, it`s scary to thnk that people are that ignorant. As has been said they owe it to themselves, and anyone they have been with to know. Anyone who has the attitude of "I`d rather not know" is just plain idiotic, and that`s being kind. Ignorance is not a deffense. To me it say`s ALOT about someones character if they have these views, as a sexually active person you have responsibilitys. Those responsibilitys can also have legal ramifications if they go unmet. Passing on an STD such as HIV in some places is considered a Mansluaghter charge if you know, or if you suspect that you were infected and took no steps to protect partners. You also leave yourself liable for a civil suit. I dont get tested due to the legalitys of it though, I get tested for my own peace of mind. Also to the comment of.. Worst-case scenario is HIV or Hepititas and it's rare among non-drug using heterosexuals, despite the scaring of the media. The rest is either curable or manageable. ..to that poster, I truely hope you dont honestly believe that if you are a non-IV drug using heterolsexual that the risk is greatly decreased. HIV does not care if your an IV using drug user or if you are a homosexual. Some facts below from 2004 on HIV/AIDS, and thier infection rates for the USA ( the CDC releases newer stats next month { Feb, 2006 } ) -------------------- HIV Male-to-male sexual contact - 18,203 Injection drug use Male - 3,828 Female - 2,134 Total - 5,962 Heterosexual contact Male - 4,581 Female - 8,102 Total - 12,683 Other/risk not identified Male - 161 Female - 174 Total - 335 Grand Total - 37,183 -------------------- AIDS Male-to-male sexual contact - 17,691 Injection drug use Male - 5,968 Female - 3,184 Total - 9,152 Heterosexual contact Male - 5,149 Female - 7,979 Total - 13,128 Other/risk not identified Male - 298 Female - 279 Total - 577 Grand Total - 40,548 ---------------------- As you can see, if you are a Homosexual male your chances of getting HIV/AIDS is greater yes, but greater enough to warrent the statment "it's rare among non-drug using heterosexuals"? Not by a long shot. The myth that HIV/AIDS is a desease of the homosexual or the IV drug users is just that, a myth. Another stat, this time from the CIA World Factbook ( these figures are out of date, being from 2003 ) HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate: 0.6% HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS: 950,000 HIV/AIDS - deaths: 14,000 Now those may bulk up your view that HIV/AIDS is rare, since only 0.6% of the American population ( in 2003 ) is infected, however do you truely want to take the chance and be one of the statistics? Yes the media has lead people to believe that HIV/AIDS is at an epidemic level in the US and Canada, which is not true. However globally, they are bang on the buck. Also you claim that HIV and Hepititas are the only two non-curable deseases, also a falsehood. Hepatitis B, genital herpes, Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), and the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) are all uncurable. You mentioned the word manageable, well all STDs, including HIV and AIDS can fall into that catagory. Below are some more figures, again from the US CDC (2002) Herpes - 45 Million Infected HPV - 20 Million Chlamydia - 2 Million HIV - 0.9 Million Hepatitis B - 0.417 Million Estimated Prevalence of Leading Sexually Transmitted Diseases - 68.317 Million "Genital herpes, HPV and HIV infections have become epidemics and are spreading fast, especially among young people. The World Health Organization (WHO) estimated a few years ago that, world-wide, 20 million new cases of genital herpes and 30 million cases of HPV occur every year. There are about 5 million new HIV infections every year, and HIV/AIDS is now devastating whole populations, especially in sub-Saharan Africa, but increasingly also in South and Southeast Asia and Eastern Europe." So with all these figures, how anyone can go unprotected, how anyone can sit there and say the risk is minimal, or that STDs are actuall rare and uncommon, boogles me. I suppose ignorance is bliss however.

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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has anyone been to a swingers club Posted: 1/22/2006 2:54:26 PM
sounds like something FOX would put on the air eh

Oral Worshipper

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Learning Sexuality Posted: 1/22/2006 2:52:24 PM
OK...for some unexplained reason the image of a stale twinkie just popped into my mind.....

Oral Worshipper

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Learning Sexuality Posted: 1/22/2006 2:32:15 PM
I study sexuality in the same way, but perhaps for a differnt reason. I study it as a way to learn and connect with myself and others on a deeper level. I look at it as a form of spirituality really. There is alot out there knowledge wise that you may never discover on your own. Do you HAVE to study such knowledge? I dont believe so. If you are content to "wing" it, then do so. However if you do study the knowledge of others ( and honestly, in a way, isnt that what we are all doing by these forums? ) you may open up new paths of exploration and discover a greater sense of satisfaction. Life to me is all about learning, learning who we are, what we are, and how to improve that, how to expand that, in all aspects of our lives. Besides, if you have someoen to learn this with, someone to share the journy with, even if for just a bit, why not? It cant hurt, now can it?

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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women who fake orgasms Posted: 1/22/2006 12:19:57 PM
Woah girl! Slow those horses down eh! Whats with girls and always rushing things?!

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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any honestly had sex with a teacher at your school? Posted: 1/22/2006 12:16:29 PM
Yeah I did. Well, not full sex. She gave me my first BJ. That was it. To this day I have a fond spot for Social Studys lol. It was a very small town back then, and a few years after I moved away from there I heard she got busted for doing that with other students. She got a slap on the wrist, no doubt ruined her career though. I highly doubt I was her first, as I certainly wasnt her last. I really have mixed feelings on it, was it ok, wasnt it ok, ect. Now that I think about it, might have something to do with why BJ just dont do it for me now....things that make you go hrmmmm

Oral Worshipper

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women who fake orgasms Posted: 1/22/2006 12:06:14 PM
For once I`m in agreement with what you say. And any one, more the guys, but even for some of the ladys, who think no one has EVER faked for them is just a fool. Same goes for the ones who think they can ALWAYS tell. I will admit though, I am a bit of a hyprocrite on this one. I have faked it with two girls. However it wasnt so much because they were doing something wrong, I just could NOT get off. being hard wasnt the issue, the actual getting off was though. If it had been because of something they did I would have told them however. Faking doesnt do one bit of good in the end really. If it`s an on going partner, you are just hurting your own sex life ( and sometimes literally hurting yourself lol ) by not helping them realize what they are doing wrong. I would MUCH rather have a girl risk hurting my "ego" rather then letting me constantly do something that just doesnt do it for her. Everyone is differnt, one thing that works on one partner may not work on another. Unless that partner tells you though, how will you know? Faking it to me is one of the absolute worst things you can do, and if your in a relationship, I consider it as much a lie as anything else, and a breach of the trust you have in the relationship.

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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wuts better oral sex or intercourse sex, and why Posted: 1/22/2006 11:24:37 AM
Is there such a thing as intercourse sex? isnt that a bit...redundent?

Oral Worshipper

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Wait a minute, these arent my clothes. Posted: 1/22/2006 11:16:29 AM
We decided to confront him... together... and popped over to his house. His turn for the dropped jaw! Please tell me this story ended in the typical male fantasy way??

Oral Worshipper

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Selfish in bed Posted: 1/22/2006 11:06:13 AM
Have to agree moonflowers. OP: If your doing something just cause you expect something in return, just go get a blow up doll. I`m sure you will find them easier to train eh.

Oral Worshipper

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Selfish in bed Posted: 1/22/2006 10:57:33 AM
Break her? Oh yeah thats the attitude that will get you far with the ladies. Maybe instead of thinking how you can change someone to best suit YOUR needs, you just accept that everyone has differnt sexual likes and dislikes. And if you just cant handle her dislikes you find someone who is more sexually compatible, instead of sprouting out such crap as this post eh? Just a thought.

Oral Worshipper

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Wait a minute, these arent my clothes. Posted: 1/22/2006 9:30:30 AM
Happened to me. Also found a mans shaver in her bathroom the same day...which wasnt there the day before. Walked out and never looked back.

Oral Worshipper

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So here we are drunk again. Posted: 1/22/2006 9:08:30 AM
Q. How would you feel about threesomes sober or drunk? Would your opinion change? A. Sober or drunk the answer would be the same..where do I sign up? Q. How about an orgy? A. See previous answer. Q. How about a ...lol... gang bang? A. Much more enjoyable while sober. Q. How about anal sex? A. SOber or drunk, pass the KY. Q. How about doing it in in public? LIKE IN THE CORNER OF A DARK CLUB, me riding you w/ my skirt pulled up a little... sorry, I got carried away there... moving on... A. After the club can we hit Sunday services and sneak into a confessional? Q. Am I the only one who is more likely to dance on a bar if I'm drunk? A. Now for that I gotta be shit faced drunk.

Oral Worshipper

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How many times have you used the wrong name? Posted: 1/22/2006 8:28:45 AM
shol: love the assumption eh. Might wanna step off that soap box, it`s looking kind of shakey. You assume that just because someoen slips and accidentally calls the person they are with by a differnt name that they are trying to "just get thier rocks"? Sorry chief, but thats an idiotic thing to say, and thats being nice.

Oral Worshipper

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How many times have you used the wrong name? Posted: 1/21/2006 2:38:49 PM
Well I was never with her sister. It`s a complicated story, just had a few things going through my mind, and the name slipped out lol. Did she believe me? Of course not

Oral Worshipper

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How many times have you used the wrong name? Posted: 1/21/2006 1:46:00 PM
OK, maybe been done before, couldnt find it in the thread search though. How many of you folks have called your lover by the wrong name while having sex, and what was the result? I have done it once, resulted in an imediate halt to the activitys. That might have been cause I used her sisters name though.

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 1:35:47 PM
I think that would make you say a vanilla swirl as opposed to just plain vanilla heh.

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 1:31:05 PM
IMshrek - I like that definition, well put.

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 12:47:36 PM
if thats the case sxxxy_azn_tygress, here, have a cup of my special koolaid eh.

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 12:18:34 PM
It depends, some people get confused themselves.. Most times when people put down ds they mean Domination & Submission Other times they may mean Domination and sadomachosism BDSM means Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism in most cases, or any combination of the above.

Oral Worshipper

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Do u eva have bad thoughts about u boss? Posted: 1/21/2006 12:04:24 PM
Sure I have, but mine have usually envolved a meat grinder, a suasage making press, and a hot dog street vender cart.

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 12:00:33 PM
I knew I never should have posted about that orgy fantasy I had about Astro, Dino, and Miss Piggy! sigh

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 11:49:50 AM
Damn! Guess I gotta stop stomping on my neighbors tulips then!

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 11:30:33 AM
I know, it blew my mind as well! I mean not even a candle or a night light, and the windows covered with black out blinds before they even get nakied! Some people are just odd, give me a 10,000 cp Spot Light ANYTIME.

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Is there a technique? Posted: 1/21/2006 10:49:02 AM
Ok there is a differnce between a gag reflex due to cum, and a gag reflex do to him going too deep. The gag reflex due to the taste/texture of the cum is more or less a mind over matter thing, and I posted up a way to deal with that. The gag reflex with the cck going down your throat is a natural, physical reaction. Your throat automatically tries to swallow the cck, something it can do, so the reflex is to try and push it out of your throat. You just have to relax and dont fight trying to swallow. It also helps if your throat is as straight as you can get it, say laying on your back with your head over the edge of the bed. Trying to deep throat in the normal sitting posistion is MUCH harder.

Oral Worshipper

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Is there a technique? Posted: 1/21/2006 10:45:10 AM
The simplest way to swallow is just take him as far into your mouth as you can. You dont have to deep throat, just make sure that when he blows its as far back as you can. Make the swallowing almost automatic, plus it generally skips alot of the taste buds. Never had an issue with this way of doing it.

Oral Worshipper

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is kinky sex ds, bdsm, a bad thing Posted: 1/21/2006 10:42:36 AM
What is considered kinky and whats not all depends on the person. There are people who consider kinky f*cking with the lights on, while there are others that consider being wrapped in Duct Tape from head to toe and being suspened by the toes as kinky. It`s all a matter of taste. As is what people consider being a "perv". It`s all subjective.

Oral Worshipper

Joined: 12/27/2005

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Is phone sex cheating? Posted: 1/18/2006 5:33:57 PM
yes in my books I consider phone sex, cyber sex, or any other form of emotional intimacy with someoen who is not your partner to be cheating. Now if the two of you have an "open relationship" or you both are ok with these actions..then thats a bit differnt I suppose.

Oral Worshipper

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Ladys : Guy on Guy: turn off, or on? Posted: 1/18/2006 12:37:13 PM
Trust me, if those were attempts to bash on my sexuality, you really shouldnt waste your time. I`m secure, comfortable, and proud of the person that I am, bash away if it gets your rocks off, but understand its completely pointless.

Oral Worshipper

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Ladys : Guy on Guy: turn off, or on? Posted: 1/18/2006 12:29:19 PM
aquarterhorserider - Guess you didnt read my profile, never claimed to be 100% straight eh.

Oral Worshipper

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Ladys : Guy on Guy: turn off, or on? Posted: 1/18/2006 12:34:00 AM
Well, I know there are tons of guys who love seeing girl on girl action. I usually ask my partners if they like guy on guy action, and for the most part the response has been yes. Just wondering if I`ve been just meeting very open-minded girls, or if thats a "normal" turn on for you ladys?

Oral Worshipper

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S or M Posted: 1/17/2006 9:21:29 PM
I would bend right over, grab my ankles and hold on for the ride. I wonder...do they make head boards with airbags these days?

Oral Worshipper

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Do ya still feel sexy afterwards??? Posted: 1/17/2006 8:56:03 PM
Well, for me as a guys perspective..albiet an apparently ****ed up guy if I understand these forums right...I have had only one partner that no matter what I did I just could not please. Thats one out of more then a few. You would think that all the other times would out wiegh that one, but they didnt. For a long time afterwards it made me second guess myself and wonder if I had lost "it". But after that I had a few partners that were blown away, and I regained the confidence. It still plays a little in the back of the head now and then. And I think anyone who says it has no impact would be lying.

Oral Worshipper

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Not in my house !!! Posted: 1/17/2006 8:49:19 PM
Do they still have drive-ins? Shut all of em down around here...unless I`m to dense and completely miss the point..which is a high possibility.

Oral Worshipper

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Bleeding During Sex? Posted: 1/17/2006 8:39:38 PM
Yeah I`ve made a girl bleed from penetration before, and she wasnt a virgin. It can happen, kinda freaked me out the first time lol. I also have scratched a girl with teh finger nails. Walked away with a black eye for that one lol.

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