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Funny pick up lines
Posted: 2/19/2009 11:54:18 AM | wow me and my buds know a million of these - but were gay . . . . so they might not work for all of you
Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
"Are you the dancer tonight?"
"Let's play army - I lie down and you blow me away."
"That's a beautiful circumcision you've got."
"Are you from Tennessee... cuz you're the only ten I see"
If I were in charge of the alphabet I would have put 'U' and 'I' closer together.
There are 206 bones in the body....you want another?!?
"Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?"
"You remind me of my grandson"
would my muscled ass cover your face
"Let's go back to my place and do things I'll tell my friends we did anyway".
"may I push in your stool?"
Met a guy in the gym and introduced myself with" Pleased to meet you". He replied "Meat to please YOU"
"You must be a parking ticket -CUZ YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU!!"
Guy: "Hey I really like that shirt"
Me: "Thanks..."
Guy: "It would look better on my bedroom floor"
First Guy: "This is my magic watch"
Second: "Whys it magic?"
First: "It tells me things, like you're not wearing underwear standing next to me"
Second: "Actually, I am wearing underwear"
First: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you it's 10 minutes fast"
"Let's play army - I lie down and you blow me away."
OK then. You play Poland, and I'll play Germany, and I'll come and invade you.......
"Is there something wrong with your phone? "
"no"
"Are you sure, because it doesn't have my number in it!"
**** me if I'm wrong, but, you want to **** me don't you?
"Yeah, I'm kinda lost. Can you give me directions to get to your house?"
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice; I'm Andy.
(the guy)You remind me of a movie I saw.
(me ) What movie?
(He) The Fifth Element
(Me) Why is that?
(He) because you are perfect!
- Hey, does this smell like chloroform?
'I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours??'
Guy #1: Hey, you wanna get some pizza and ****??
Guy #2: (walks away in disgust)
Guy #1: What?? You don't like pizza??
Why don't we go down behind a rock and get a little boulder
hey ... :) are you legal?
why don't we try an Australian kiss...it's just like a french kiss, but down under.
Wanna know what winks and ****s like a tiger? (wink)
I'm not an expert in hardware,e but I know you'd be able to screw my nutz off
wanna make a porno? (we don't have to tape it)
i wanna floss with your pubic hair(eeewwww/but i luv Danny)
is it hot in here or is it just you?
wanna drink? this ones on me, maybe later i can get on you . .
(if shut down.)
you should drink them both... to make your boyfriend look better
my fiends call me _____ but u can call me tonight
they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
if you were a laser you'd be set on stunning!
excuse me- do you have a band-aid?
no..
that's a shame, cause i just scraped my knee falling for you
hey red, does the carpet match the curtains.
you know winning the lottery doesn't mean much when you've got a weak heart.
i would say god bless you but it looks like he already did.
if i followed you home would you keep me?
if you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
i can't wait till tomorrow, somehow you get prettier every day.
i c your drunk...we have something in common.
hey, I'm going to be making love to you to night...with or with out you.
do you have protection? Because my girlfriend can get pretty violent.
hey do you work here? Well would you like to make some money anyway?
i know i don't look like much now..but I'm drinking milk.
what does it feel like to be the most beautiful guy in the room?
Save water..lets shower together.
my friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
whats your name?
Johnathan
can i call you john?
ya
OK, how about tomorrow?
if you and i were squirrels could i bust a nut in your whole?
how tall are you? . .on your knees.
Do you need a job. . . i have one for you but it blows . . .
are you free tonight . . . or is it gonna cost me?
i just shit my pants...can i get in yours?
can i take your picture so i can show Santa what i really want for x-mas?
i like that shirt...can i talk you out of it?
your so hot, you'd even give a dog a bone
help! there's something wrong with my eyes!!! i just can't take them off of you!
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