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Thread: Does this profile work?
ComicFan
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Does this profile work?
Posted:
11/22/2009 2:09:02 PM
No not my profile review threads I have plenty of those. I'm talking about my Dating and love advice thread. I posted a thread just today about what men use in their opening messages to women. I though maybe I could get some pointers on how to write a good starting email that gets women to respond more. Because I cant seem to get anyone to respond. A mod deleted the entire thread. No warning, No thread closed, No this is the rule you broke. Nadda, negatory, all gone. It vanished! That made me angry. They could have at least sent me a message or something.
I called it "I need some advice" if anyone has found it.
ComicFan
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Does this profile work?
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11/22/2009 10:24:41 AM
I have had most of my threads deleted without so much as a warning so maybe this one will be different. (Crosses fingers)
I just want a quick review. I'm trying to make what all guys are trying to make and that's a profile women will respond to.
Does this profile work?
ComicFan
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What am I doing wrong?
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11/21/2009 7:02:53 AM
Ive done this myself lots and lots. You went to fast.
Here's my formula: You mail back and forth till A. she gives YOU her contact information OR B. You think she's comfortable enough to contact you offline.
If you go to fast they get scared. Just get to know her online until she's comfy
ComicFan
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How much is POF affected seasonally??
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11/21/2009 6:59:32 AM
That's interesting candid I never knew that! And Ive been online for like 2 years
ComicFan
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Broken heart ? its all in your head, get over it !
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11/6/2009 3:54:01 AM
Sorry country girl but that is the biggest load of B.S. Ive ever heard. Suck it up and deal. jeez!
As a reply to this thread, I AGREE!
I agree man, people should just suck it up and move on.
ComicFan
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The lonliness I have created...
Posted:
11/2/2009 3:37:24 AM
Erm, hey josh..You know there is a creative writing forum for this right? It a great poem but kind of depressing.
ComicFan
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lonley
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11/1/2009 3:49:31 AM
Erm dude, yeah that's the way the ball bounces. Screw dating as a whole and live alone. But yourself a nice X-box and keep your profile up. When your not dating or working play x-box! that's what I do! And I play ALOT of x-box
ComicFan
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Whats with all the one word answers?
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11/1/2009 3:44:43 AM
Man your getting quite a bit of one word answers on here already!
Ummmm well I tend to agree with the ladies on this one. If they give you a one word answer then they are probably not interested.
My advice? Make shorter messages! There is no point in writing a short novel just to get a one word answer. OR you could ask questions that require more than one word to answer like maybe...Why do women give one word answers? or ummmm How do you feel about the current economy? Something that makes them think. Women are supposed to be smarter than men, so maybe they can answer your question if it makes them think
ComicFan
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Give me a sign, signal....hint, slap upside the head - ANYTHING !!!!
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11/1/2009 3:35:16 AM
Guys do that. I myself ALWAYS tell the woman I would like to go out with her again. Then I just never do. I do what this guy did. It happens. Don't go nuts over it though, he probably just thought you were not his type. Maybe he wanted to go out with you after the date was over and changed his mind. I do that alot myself
ComicFan
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NOT ALL MEN ARE DOGS!
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10/30/2009 2:36:16 PM
I see stuff like this all the time on forums like these. The ladies say something like this and other ladies come to aid them and make them feel good. *Feel free to gag yourself at this point, or if your already there toss your cookies* However when a guy says something is bothering him he is told to suck it up. This thread is a nice change. I agree with the author not all men are dogs. I myself am a HUGE dog! I've also been called @sshole. WOOF!
ComicFan
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Opinions appreciated
Posted:
10/30/2009 2:27:40 PM
Take my advice Let her go!
ComicFan
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The Penis Study
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10/25/2009 6:20:06 AM
Ladies and Gents,
Your tax dollars at work!
Comicfan
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More a matter of opinion
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10/24/2009 7:04:24 AM
Ok Ive been to this thread more times than I care to admit. Ive written and re written my profile at least 8 times. Tried evrething from stupid profiles to long profiles. Short and sweet and honest and dishonest. So this time around I thought to myself, Why dont I just list what I enjoy and who I really am and the woman I want will come to me! Perfect right? But upon reading it over I'm thinking this is the kind of profile "Comic book guy" would write. I mean do women acctually go for this stuff? I'm thinking NO But before I say Quote "Worst profile ever" and walk away I would like some feedback. Did I do the right thing by listing who I really am? Should I maybe keep that secret? What do YOU think?
ANY feedback is appreciated! Mean or nice I really dont care. I just want an honest opinion. And while I'm here I always see these grey boxes with quotes in them from the author of the threads. I'm wondering, how do I do that?
Thank you!
ComicFan
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Christians & online dating?
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10/21/2009 2:26:56 PM
Hey man, heres the deal. More than half of the people you message on here will never relpy to your mail. EVER. So dont look at religion, Just make sure they look good and arent fat as a cow and you should be alright. Cause lets be realistic you'll probably never hear from them anyhow.
ComicFan
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Whats the secret ?
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8/29/2009 5:44:51 AM
Hey! No! I think this is a decent question! The man wants answers about messaging chicks! Who better to ask than a chick!? Dude I'm a dude but I will tell you what I do that seems to work maybe 5 to 10% of the time. Research research research. Go to websites about online dating and see what they suggest. Also you can try humor. If your feeling desperate good around! Send an off the wall goofy mail. One out of every ten will respond to this.
ComicFan
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Playing the field
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8/6/2009 7:06:59 AM
Hey!
I had an interesting question, Why is wrong to date more than one woman at a time? And if its not wrong then how is this done? Any advice is greatly appreciated!
I have asked manny other people but gotten mixed responses. Which is why I post here. I wouldnt have added this bit at the end but the comp says my post has to be long so ok bye now.
ComicFan
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Keep getting ignored. Help?
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7/7/2009 2:28:35 PM
Sorry man I have to agree with the sun devil here. That mail sucks.
Try asking them something about the profile, If you know how to flirt with them. Use humor. But never ever say stuff like that.
ComicFan
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What women want???
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7/6/2009 2:44:46 PM
Ugh, my head hurts just reading that thing!
I have to admit I'm no Casanova but I think I know a little tiny bit about profile writing.
Ugh my head...Someone toss me an aspirin!
OK romeo here's what I'm doing. I'm giving your profile a makeover! take it or leave it! Its up to you.
FIRST. Change the screen name man! come on! Your screen name should say something about you. I like to read comic books so I made my name comic fan. Lets say you like snowboarding you may make your name snowbunny snowboarder#1 frosty. Use your imagination.
2. Learn to type slower. Evoljames just looks wierd try eviljames with an i it makes more sense
Also what does "Hey! Its!" mean? right in the start. Delete that. The rest looks good. A few things I've tried are making my profile read like an answering machine message. "Hi you have reached my dating profile sorry I'm not here to meet you right now but leave a message...blah blah blah" Ive gotten responses from that.
You could write down EVERYTHING about yourself from your past to your present. Where you work, everything. The last thing I can tell you is research online dating. A good place to start is "Online dating for dummies" You may also want to try some information on flirting. Women love to read flirting in the messages we send them. Do some searches about flirting and online dating. If your profile does not work for you leave it up for about a week see what happens. If you dont like the results don't waste your time. make some changes.
I hope that helps you.
ComicFan
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Just need some input!
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7/4/2009 7:05:42 AM
Thats what I thought! Thank you for the input!
ComicFan
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Just need some input!
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7/4/2009 7:00:26 AM
Hey evreone I know this thread is probably going to get deleted but I need some input here.
Has anyone ever gotten a message from someone whom you dont know. Saying they want to message you on their private E-mail? As in NOT on POF? Or saying they want you to add them to the messenger?
What would you do? Would you mail them or message them through an IM? I dont know what to do. Call me stupid but I tend to be cautious about this kind of thing.
ComicFan
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Being picked up at work
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7/3/2009 5:13:25 AM
I would be happy if a woman looked at me at work much less talked to me!
ComicFan
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A Man's profile
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7/2/2009 9:32:17 AM
Well I just got done re-writing my online dating profile. I did some research and think this is what I should write.
I just need a good female opinion. So if you ladies would like to review this that would be super!
Also I do value male opinion! I would love to hear from some pickup artistist. If you know any tricks you can pass along to me that would be great.
I checked on a Pickup artist website and got a few tricks there to.
I want to say thanks in advance I know you all must review alot of these.
ComicFan
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The brave barbarian
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7/1/2009 3:17:55 AM
Thanx for the advice randy.
ComicFan
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The brave barbarian
Posted:
6/30/2009 3:37:29 AM
Ah OK I had not thought of that!
This bieng my first story I just made it up as I went along. So thanks.
ComicFan
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The brave barbarian
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6/29/2009 3:04:05 PM
What!? no feed back? OK well you came here for part two so here it is..
The young amazon girl blushed. She was'nt much older than the barbarian boy who was sixteen. Looking over to him she smiled and replied "Sure" He took her hand in his and led her to his room. Closing the door behind him He pulled the cork out of the bottle and took a long drink. He savored the taste of blood and wine. In his culture it was customary to mix the blood of your enemies with your wine as a way of remembering them and the battle.
He passed the bottle to her now and she to took a swig but insead of swallowing it she grabbed the boy and kissed him passionatley on the lips. Thier tounges danced in each others mouths as the wine flowed back and fourth adding to the expierience.
He was shocked at first but soon went with the kiss and touched her cheek savoring the wine and swallowing it bit by bit. He could taste her in his mouth now as she moved to remove his loin cloth slowly with her small delicate hands. He felt his raging****fling upward as the cloth freed his manhood. Breaking the kiss the girl stepped back and smiled.
She started by removing her own coverings starting with the breast covers. Slowly she pulled them off reavealing her perfect supple breasts which seemed to wait for the boy asking to be sucked. Next she disrobed her bottome and approached once more.
She stooped to her knees and took his****in her mouth. Going slowly at first but then quicker and quicker. He could feel her wet mouth envelop his shaft fully, her tounge twirling around his manhood and licking underneath to add to his pleasure.
The boy slowly placed his hand on the back of her head to stop her before he plunged his raging rod deep inter her mouth. There was a gag and then acceptance. He pulled back before plunging into her again this time not as deep. She could only sit and wait while he thrust his throbbing member into her mouth. Sometimes she had trouble breathing other times he would push against her cheek. Finnally he pulled out all but the head and blew a massive load right into her mouth. She stroked his large barbarian balls to prolong the rush for the boy. Her free hand rapidly stroked his****to get to any leftovers he may be holding back.
She pulled back swallowing all of his load. Savoring it she looked up to him and he handed her the bottle to wash down any more of his load.
"What shall we do now barbarian boy?" He regarded her coldly. "We sleep" That said the two climbed into the warm bed and slumbered. They woke up during the night to make passionate love before falling back asleep.
The suns rose the next day and the****rice song woke up the brave barbarian from his sleep. "Awake my dear it is time to depart" He shook her until she rolled over, her eyes fluttered open. "Your leaving already?" "Yes" She rolled over and went back to sleep and the boy walked out the door and out of the inn. His stay in the amozon village had gone well. He had slept and was now ready for the last leg of his journey. The stealing of the gold from the seven headed beheamoth.
It would be three more hours before he arrived at the entrance to the mountain. A noise could be heard coming from inside. Bravley the barbarian boy walked in his sword at the ready. There were manny plants growing here and there. Paying them no mind he walked further.
The tunnel opened up into a large room. It had mountains of gold and jewels. He thought about taking all he could carry but this was not about money this was about becoming a man. Walking up to the pile of gold he bent down and took a single coin. There was no sighn of the beast who was said to live in the cave. Thinking nothing of it the boy turned to go only to be struck with a large object. He flew several feet back to the way he had come in. Looking back he noticed the beast.
It was a large black dragon with a white under side. Its seven heads roared as the peered down at him. "Have you any last words boy?" The boy had none but drew his sword and got up to run at the beast in order to stab him. But no good the dragon breathed a mighty blast of flame which engulfed the boys body and sent him back. Now suffering from the burns he felt as though he would die here. "Foolish as you are I will make a fine dish from your flesh" The dragon trotted closer to the boy and moved to pick him up. Grabbing hold of what he thought was the grass. he was lifted up. What he pulled from the ground was not grass but the deadly root. A little face shown there and screamed an ear piericing scream. The dragon dropped the boy and wailed but the scream conitnued. Piercing the boys ears he thought he would die from the sound but his head was strong enough to take it. The dragon threw his heads to the roof of the cave and with a great sound all seven of his heads exploded sending guts evrewhere. The boy was coverd and the plant buried once more in dragon organs. The boy took his gold home to his father who told him he was a true man. "Why did the dragon die?" he asked. "It was the root" His father said. "No creature can stand its voice and live. You are lucky"
He went back to the amazon he had loved for a night and continued to date her for manny months.
THE END
ComicFan
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The brave barbarian
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6/28/2009 10:57:43 AM
Before I begin I must say that I am a first time writer. Ive been toying with the thought of writing a story but never ran with that thought until now. I also wanted to ask if anyone would be interested in a message board based RPG I figured we could put our charecters on our profiles. OK without further distraction I give you my story. Feedback is very much wanted. Be it good or *Gulp* bad. hope you like it.
One bright and sunny day in the small village of barbaria there stood a young boy. He was of average height say 5ft 3. He wore the loin cloth over his mid section. and of course a large sword he had recently gotten from his father as a gift for his intiation into manhood. He had one more thing he had to do to become a man. That was to go out to Grey ghost hill, past the dark forest,through the valley of no return and of course the amazon village would need to be passed through as well. The reason for his going to grey ghost mountain was to find and steal one piece of gold from the seven headed beheameth known only as Bloodtooth because of the red stain on his teeth from past victims.
Now he had just woken up and headed for the dinner table where his mother and father now sat.
His father was the first to speak, "Son today is the day of your leaving. Have you made the provisions?" "Yes father I have." His mother now placed a plate of fried eggs and burned bread before him. "I know you can only take your sword and one days worth of food with you. But I thought you should have this" His father slid a large red pendant accross the table towads him now. Attached to it was a string. "It's a neclace. A magic neclace to keep you out of trouble. If your ever in danger just say help me and the neclace will destroy any enimies in your path. It may only be used once so use it wisely!" The boy only took it and tied the end before slipping it around his neck. "Thank you father. I will cherish this item" The father nodded and took a mouthfull of food "Be carefull my son"
Soon the barbarian boy finished his meal and walked out the door.
The cool morning air felt good on his face and the sky looked clear and blue. The three suns shown brightly over the land promising to make it all hotter later in the day. The boy decided to say good bye to his friends who had come by his house to meet him and bid him farewell.
"Later champ!" Said his good friend tom whom he had known for some time "Look out for gremlins!" The other two only laughed and patted him on the back. "I will see you all upon my return!" and that said he took up his bag and left town.
It would be several hours of walking before he reached the dark forest.
The canopy of trees and branches blocked out the bright sun light or the triple suns. The boy was glad for the shade but he also feared for his life as the manny creatures that roamed the woods could swallow a man whole.
He walked down the dirt path, his eyes roaming to and fro. Not seeing anything as of yet save for the occasional chip munk or bull frog he breathed a sigh of relief and kept walking. After manny hours he could see the exit and stopped to rest his tired legs. He opened his cloth which held his food inside and ate a small bit of cheese along with a large bottle of blood wine. His father had told him to drink much of it as it would put hair on his chest. The boy did so and packed up the meal. He did not want to eat all his provisions at once. He got up to leave but noticed his feet would not lift. Looking down it seemed he had been stick in a glue plant. The long gree vine slowly but surley was begining to curl up towards him. If he did not act fast he would be caught and digested. Pulling his sword free he hacked away at the plant making small dents in its tough outside. It continued to curl however threatening to devour him. Hacking again and again not much seemed to be going right and the vine was nearly to him. Thinking fast he threw his sword to the side and grabbed hold of the vine. Holding it back with all his might he started to push and moan. "Damn you demon plant! I will not be food for you!" His hands were stuck and the plant was begining to overpower him. "Arrge!" Bearing down on his body it forced him to his knees. He had to think quickly now and think he did. Pulling upwards he pulled at the plant making the dents he had made with his sword into tears. Soon the tears would expand making bigger tears. Before long he had torn the vine off and freed himself. Pulling at his feet he managed to get them free as well as his hands.
He exited the woods happy to be free of the deadly vines and dangerous animals.
His next trek was in the valley. Soft grass was below him and the clear blue sky was above him. A smile on his face the boy hiked through with no problems. The day was looking good so far. Soon night would come.
He noticed the triple suns begining to set and could see the village of the amazons in the distance. He found some amazons working in the fields. They looked to him and smiled. It was rare a man or a boy came through these parts. And it was always a treat to have one in the village. Other amazons raised sheep or cows. Nearing the gate he noticed the two amazon women. Their stares were straight and they did not look any other way. "What is your buissnes here?" one of them said. "I seek only shelter and the pleasure of your company" They thought for a minute before opening the gate "Proceed" The boy walked in now noticing shops and huts. All manner of women. Some tall some short. Thin and fat. All kinds. All women.
He noticed a large building which read "Inn" Entering the inn the boy walked up to the counter. "Yes?" said the clerk "I require a room for the night" The woman looked over a small piece of parchment "We have one room it costs eight gold coins" The boy handed over his coins and proceeded to one of the tables. "You can sit here" Said a young amazon woman. "I am called clara" The boy sat down now. "Good to meet you clara" They talked and ate thier fill of food. "So your on a mission of manhood?" clara asked. The boy looked her over briefly She had long blond hair which extended to her shoulders and baby blue eyes. Down further was her bust. A nice pair of full round breasts shown there coverd only by a thin layer of animal skin. "Yes I am on this mission to become like my father. A true man." He thought for a bit "Perhaps you would like to share my blood wine? In my room?" -To be continued
Feed back? Suggestions? Feel free to write!
ComicFan
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What am I doing wrong?
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6/28/2009 4:43:08 AM
Post to ask a guy and add details I would help you but you left out the information
ComicFan
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I'm really finding it hard to not turn bitter..
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6/28/2009 4:31:21 AM
I myself am "Bitter" as you put it. You may be "Bitter" but that's not a bad thing neccisarily
You are just becoming a different person. Don't trust anybody but don't find faults with them either. Approach cautiously like a lion approaching a man with an AK-47. Find out what the person is really like. See if they really do have faults and overlook the less horrible one's. There isnt a perfect person out there. So stop looking.
ComicFan
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what's the point in trying
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6/24/2009 3:56:12 AM
A buisness letter is one that is simply worded and will not offend anyone. Something like: "You have received a form letter. I have sent you this because I have expressed interest in your profile. I would ask that you take a look at my own and if you like what you see please message me. thanks. Now this letter needs work but its an easy way of getting a lot of messages out.
ComicFan
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Am I the walking Dead?
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6/21/2009 2:12:19 PM
I know exactly how you feel. I go on this site less and less because I just don't see the point. All I ever in my inbox is nothing. If you get even one email a month you are doing better than I am. I live with my parents to. Some advice for you friend, do not tell anybody this. Keep that a secret. If you do ever date Go to her house take her out just avoid your place for the first month. Then if your still going out take her to your home. If I had a dime for evrey man who wasnt finding love here I could buy out the dollar store
ComicFan
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what's the point in trying
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6/21/2009 1:55:21 PM
Take my advice and build yourself a "Form letter" Do a little research on the web. There are tons and tons of sights that tell you how to write a business letter. Make one and then just copy and paste that same letter to about...20 different women. Out of that 20 you may get one or two who write you. Take my advice this really works
ComicFan
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Fake Profile
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6/7/2009 5:11:39 AM
Don't let her get to you dude. I thought it was humorous. Just long.
ComicFan
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Oh man, I figured out how to make this site work!
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5/31/2009 1:48:18 PM
Gremlin you are a freakin genius. I would have never thought of that in a thousand years. I hope it works for you.
ComicFan
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Is it worth it to pursue someone or a dream
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5/31/2009 1:33:46 PM
Dude...I have not read all the posts on this thread but I think you should go with the money dude. I mean look what happened before. You went into depression for a year. Tough break. But if you get rich...Women will want to marry YOU! Sure maybe for the money but so what! I once heard of a show called "Who wants to marry a millionaire" That guy got a date and made more money from the show. Take my advice and go with the money. Sure it does not keep you warm at night. It wont make you kids. And you can't have sex with it. (Can you?) But you wont become depressed either.
ComicFan
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Broken Hearts
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5/31/2009 1:25:57 PM
That's a good point Kpooks! It's not good to place to much faith in online dating. Better to focus on other things.
ComicFan
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Bloody knuckles
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5/31/2009 1:18:00 PM
I would sparkling rose but I wanted input from everyone! Not just you.
Jee wiz Ive gotten some negative feedback! A thread really isn't a thread unless you get negative feedback from SOMEONE! so I would like to thank all of you who told me off!
It's also nice to find others like myself who have been frustrated. Nice to know I'm not the only one. I also find that people mostly women think I was out of line when I asked for the abridged version of the profile. Was I? Is it really to much to ask for? I went onto my own profile and purposefully made it nice and long after looking through other long ones. It's nice because it releases frustration. Plus I think women just love that long drawn out nonsense. Also in closing there was certain man who told me to use spell check! I did all through this reply! Thank you stranger you have made my life better. Remember guys And girls. Spell check is your friend! And knowing is half the fight! *Insert "GI-Joe" music here*
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Help!!!
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5/23/2009 9:22:26 AM
Just trying to help!
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Help!!!
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5/23/2009 8:42:49 AM
OK kelly here is the deal. You're profile reads like a shopping list.
I like this
I like that
I like to beat my cat
I'm no expert but I think it would be better if you went in the paragraph form.
Exp.: Hey I'm kelly! I like to eat cake! The sweet frosting, the way it goes so well with ice cream and how it tastes! Now go on the the next like or dislike you have.
You may also want to list what your looking for. Do you like tall guys? Do you like beards? Do you like drugs? List who you want.
As for the sex...Tell people you don't want sex. In the profile. That way they wont message you in first place.
I hope that helps you.
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For the love of profiles!
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5/23/2009 8:19:41 AM
Hello fellow POFers! It is I comic fan here with another message for your viewing pleasure.
I recently got disgusted with online dating. No matter what I did I could not succeed. Frankly I don't believe this dating site actually works. So I thought to myself...How can I poke fun at online dating? So I built a great profile. I found that most of the ladies I view have profiles the size of short stories. So I decided to make my own. My own short story. I don't know what else to do to make this profile any more of a joke but find I have great fun doing it. So rather than tell me how to make my profile better I would ask that you please tell me how to make this one more interesting. Or if you perfer more of a joke. Because Ive stopped caring about meeting people and more about making them laugh or making them angry. Can YOU help me?
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Bloody knuckles
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5/22/2009 1:23:00 PM
Well put Farceur! *lol* That gave me a good laugh. And I needed it. But I think you may be right.
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Bloody knuckles
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5/21/2009 2:21:48 PM
Well put giggles2gain! A person (Not just women) Can put out tons of mail and get nothing! And yes I agree on the fake pics. I thought of posting a fake pic myself! *lol* (Just kidding)
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Bloody knuckles
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5/21/2009 3:54:06 AM
Hello fellow POFers! I am comic fan here with another great e-mail for your viewing pleasure. Before I begin I must ask that the ladies PLEASE not respond to this, thanx!
Is anyone els as frusterated as I am? I get on here and I send out like 5 mails a day that's 35 a week! And I only get back mail that's from negative comments. I told a woman that her profile was just to long. Now we've all seen these profiles. They go on forever and ever and ever into eternity. If I want to read a novel I'll go to the bookstore. So I ask her if I can get the abridged version! Good Ideah right? She tells me "if you already have compaints why did you even bother? No" Not "Sure! I guess I get carried away!" I'm not asking for marrige lady I just don't want to spend the rest of my life reading a profile. So then I think well maybe they just havent read my mail? I mean women have to have better things to do than read my mail right? nope. More than half my mail has been read and theres like LOTS of it. NO RESPONSES AT ALL. I once did a search for sites that hate pof. I found a story of a man who copy pasted a handlome man who was not him on his profile. He then made a terrible profile. Guess what? The ladies came! He had like ten e-mails a day! Amazing? I think not. Shallow ladies? perhaps.
I just don't see online dating working. Does anyone else feel this way? Now I know I'm gonna get someone who tells me to suck it up and deal. To just shut up. To go suck a**** I'm just blowing off some steam here wondering if anyone other GUYS have the problem I do. I've seen similar threads to this one where the ladies commented. I see the guys failing and the ladies getting engaged. My thought is this is a womens game. They can see what you are like and then take you or drop you. If you dont fit into thier little template of the perfect man. *PooF* Bye! There's litterally hundreds of guys on sites like this. They can just move on to the next one! Sadly if a nice guy like myself needs to find a woman or even friends (Yes I looked for friends once) What do they get? Not a whole lot. Does anyone else feel this way? Does anyone else feel as frusterated as I do? Do you ever just want to put your fist through the monitor as I did? But then you would have "Bloody knuckles"
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Would you actually date a Liberal/Progressive?
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3/23/2009 6:36:00 AM
NO! I can't even talk to those types of people at work. I don't know how I would get by with someone if I had to date them! *Gag me with a spoon* Ugh...
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I could use a review!
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3/1/2009 6:32:08 AM
Thanx for the info guys! (And ladies) I really appreciate it! And by the look of it I really needed the help BAD. So thanks again. I'll make the changes right away.
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I could use a review!
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2/28/2009 6:41:37 AM
Hello! Ive been on this site for a while now and haven't had any luck. I did some research on building a good profile and followed it. I'm just wondering if this is a good profile. Does it sound bad? Or good? When I hit the button to post my thread the machine said I needed to make it long so that's why this post is so long. And why I put in this filler at the end here. I just love typing filler for some reason. It's fun. You should try it sometime. O.K. so yeah just tell me what you think. And be honest!
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