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 siouxbee
Joined: 2/22/2009
Msg: 217 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 5/3/2009 4:37:08 PM
[/Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them."

"Did you know the word of the day is "legs"? Why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word?"

"I hope you know CPR, baby, cause when you walked into the room, my heart stopped beating."]

These are good!
 siouxbee
Joined: 2/22/2009
Msg: 216 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 5/3/2009 4:29:14 PM
[If you get blown off when you ask someone to dance, you might say, I'm sorry I guess with the music being so loud, you misunderstood, I did'nt ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants.]

Very Good!!
 
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