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 Author Thread: Online Dating Guide for Men: Part Deux
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 108 (view)
 
Online Dating Guide for Men: Part Deux
Posted: 6/7/2006 8:47:56 AM
The truth is a judgment call in your mind on a particular opinion or item,
but only in this point in time, time changes everything.


....but I did like the line about.....and on the 7th day god rested.
Must be the immortals get tired?

As for the rest of your speech........yawn. It's all been said before.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Ms buckeyegal
Posted: 5/24/2006 7:51:33 PM
restrictions I have none....well, only one....ya gotta be a woman.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
The age gap....
Posted: 5/24/2006 5:05:21 PM
Looking over profiles and you see a lady's pic or her profile sounds about right.

So I move down the page and then get hit with the age gap in the restrictions.

That sure slams the door on that one, and perhaps the right one. If your say...48

but you only want to hear from guys from 46 - 52, the site stops you from writing.

It's your biss but you are losing out....might have been a great guy.

Next.........
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 103 (view)
 
Beware of Russian bride scams
Posted: 5/20/2006 1:08:41 PM
That seems like more of this is happening, but not just Russian women. I had this Africa woman pop in on my Yahoo Messenger. I played along for a few days...asked for some
pictures...which she did send...at least it was the same girl.
Of course don't really know if the pic's of her girl friend or sister or really her. But the pic's I got were an eye opener....not nude but one was a tiny bathing suit....Holy S...., did this woman have a body...not just a great pair....but the whole package.
I asked her if she was a model...cause she was dang good looking. She said no!
But then about the third day she started with the...."I'm poor and in need of money so I can come to you and be with you"

Gag..puke...Ya, right. Told her to go the nearest lion's den and feed them.

End of story and her.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 4 (view)
 
this place is a good laugh
Posted: 5/13/2006 8:27:46 PM
Quote..."Me, I personally don't care if some things are mispelt/misconstrued. I know what they are trying to get at, and that's all that matters.
But thank-you for that anyways!

Ps. to funny is just that, TOO funny!" enquote
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Hey Al....if you don't car if thins r misspelt then ??? correct me.....Duh!

Ya...your aka...fits.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Imagine lieing next to this person....
Posted: 5/12/2006 11:45:17 AM
....when it all is said and done....if we can be real here...we will end up in bed with this other person. So, in these profiles with pictures, the first impression is that sex appeal of the other, only then do we read the profile.
If you read the profile anyway you need to get a life, or a paper bag. or have another drink.

cheers
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
this place is a good laugh
Posted: 5/12/2006 11:12:03 AM
Hey all....I find if I'm in a down mood, and in need of a grin or two. Just log on to the forums and read a few of these questions and answers.

OMG...what folks ask on here is some of the dumbest yet funnest stuff anywhere.
then there's the answers.....to funny.

Take it with a grain of salt. Some shoud really use a spell checker....makes you wonder what grade they finished.

the end
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Why is it so hard to meet someone?
Posted: 3/30/2006 3:39:10 AM
It's called "window shopping", it's a sickness, the inability to make up ones mind.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 56 (view)
 
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/14/2006 11:40:11 AM
...........a gun
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 103 (view)
 
WHY AM I NOT GETTING ANY BITES... AT ALL
Posted: 3/14/2006 11:37:22 AM
"...if all else fails buy a gun like i did and start being an a$shole to everybody, believe me it's totally satisfying"

WOW, That will REALLY have them running to your corner.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 1 (view)
 
I'm everything nobody want's
Posted: 3/4/2006 8:53:45 PM
Well people and other creatures, I've wasted enough time here for nothing.

I thought by some slim chance I might find a nice lady to spend some time with, or a
friend to have coffee or lunch with, but no dice.
Facts are if your to old, to poor, to disabled, in their way of thinking. Nobody wants you.

The disability (Arthritis) is just bad enough to keep me unemployed and on a disability pension. Which is the poor part of this, it just pay's you enough to survive, if you want to call it that, cause it's below poverty level, but it's better than nothing.
The past wife kicked me out, cause she said she could not support me, so I'm out on my own.
The age part of this tale, just read a few of these threads and the writing's on the wall.

So time to pack up the dream, and cane and get out of Dodge. There's nobody here.


P.S. If some fool comes on here and says.....quit your whining.
They can kiss my a$$.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 99 (view)
 
OVER 50 And Alone....again.
Posted: 2/25/2006 7:35:34 PM
Date!!...What's a date??? I can't get anyone to talk to me, and that's no joke. You have no idea what alone is till you've walked in my shoes.

Signed, An American stuck in Ontario, Canada
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 118 (view)
 
What do you think of a guy who is in a relationship and is still active on a dating site?
Posted: 2/7/2006 8:33:55 PM
Quote " This is getting serious." Enquote

This is called keeping his options open, what's wrong with that? Onesided serious is a dream.
Can you talk?? Don't come here like a beached whale flap'in your tail. Tell him what you found and then he'll dump you for spying on him.
 merkywater
Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 13 (view)
 
secret admirers
Posted: 2/7/2006 8:21:17 PM
I'm afraid the cats out of the bag, Hon. He caught you staring at him so many times at school with your tongue hanging out, the card will be no surprise but a nice thought.
Now close your mouth the fly's are buzzing your head.
 
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