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cherisiss

Joined: 3/10/2009

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Things you find stupid that men laugh at... Posted: 7/11/2009 2:38:15 PM
I do not find Adam Sandler one bit funny. I don't find "Jackass" on spike tv funny. I do like things like an obese woman getting bucked off a horse hilarious...Beavus and butthead is not funny...belching or farting has its moments because it is the first reaction of the air movement from the body not a forced thing done over and over again. Biting a womans a* in front of your friends is not funny. Degrading or bullying to the point of being abusive to someone is not funny Super glueing you hand to your @#* thats funny because thats your stupidity...

cherisiss

Joined: 3/10/2009

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Dating a Married Man Posted: 7/11/2009 7:27:41 AM
It's basically what You want out of it...I dated...wait that wasn't a date...plain and simple just an FB...I knew he had a live-in right away. After a year I sprayed vanilla sented body spray on my sheets, his live-in could smell it on him...Now McNair met his matchand cheated on the wrong woman, his children don't have a dad...I wonder how his wife will explain it to them...Anyway it went on for 3 years when he finally left for good. It's all about you and how you deal with it...

cherisiss

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Just waisted a month persuing someone... Posted: 7/11/2009 7:11:19 AM
And You took her back after a second time? "Fool me once shame on you..Fool me twice shame on me..." Get over what you allowed her to do and blame yourself for allowing it...I have no sympathy for what people allow others to do to them. Loving someone does not mean allowing abuse...Respect yourself....

cherisiss

Joined: 3/10/2009

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Control, how important is it to you? Posted: 7/11/2009 6:23:57 AM
Control? If I had that in my world then this one I live in would be perfect, No murders, no thieft, no wars, no greed...Control over my life is just a state of mind and my mind ain't that good...But first off I refuse to give control over to some other who thinks they have control over the universe. That reall means and abuse is not tolerated, not physical nor mental, OH thats why I am single...No control... I do have responsibilities which I focus on and some could say that is control...I am a perfectionist which at times wakes me up, slaps me silly, then says "You Are Not In Control Here". So I tuck my tail,sulk a little, then get over it...It Is Not About Me... Murphy's Law is in my eyes my Creators universal law...What will be is his will and it is what it is...

cherisiss

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Romance Posted: 7/11/2009 5:49:06 AM
Poor Skyzeus I will say a pray for you. Just by your words no woman in her right mind would get near you unless she was a sattist, masicist, self-loathing, no self-esteem at all. "Romance" is not real, which I would agree with but either side can do things to impress(woo) the other. Flowers are wonderful tokens, a cooked meal, small gifts, quite dinner for two, pampered day at a spa....Men and women alike love a massage and pampering..."romance" to a man might mean tickets to a favorite sporting event...even if he was a friend.

cherisiss

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Dating and disabilities. Posted: 7/11/2009 5:29:57 AM
We never really hear both sides of the story....I have a very good friend that is in a chair and there isn't much he can't do. Oh yeah they might ask you for some help at first but most lead a pretty active life stye... I think I would call you shallow if you sugested rock climbing on the first date, hot sex at the top and nothing else would do...

cherisiss

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Men over 30 and teenage girls Posted: 6/15/2009 1:40:01 PM
First and foremost anyone younger than 18 is still "Jail-bait" and thats where you could end up. It's no longer statutorial rape, YOU become a sex offender for the rest of YOUR Life!!! On the national registry and noone is told why you are there, they can just see that you are. As for older men going out with teeny-boppers...have at it. Sooner or later you will need viagra and I think that's "Gods" way of getting back at what men d to themselves.

cherisiss

Joined: 3/10/2009

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Why don't most women state their interests in their profile? Posted: 6/14/2009 6:16:33 PM
I filled in some things but then as I read guys profiles they all start saying the same things. A couple guys I found different in the profiles wouldn't respond back . Words don't really tell about a person. Guys like to hunt, fish, watch sports, ride motorcycles, have sex. I could like muscle car shows, watching sports, watching Ice Road Truckers, chug a can of beer in 15 sec. Most of the time if I am not 105lbs soaking wet and a sports illistrated swim suit model, most won't take a second look. So why write a lot about interests when noone really wants to know about it?

cherisiss

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Is she really happy Posted: 6/13/2009 8:38:23 AM
It's not always about what hobbies you like to work on,Things you enjoy doing on days off. It's about doing things together with someone you truly like. Some think you have to do things with others and pretend just so they will like you. It fades after awhile and you are the same miserable person.

cherisiss

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Ok what the heck? Posted: 6/13/2009 7:43:51 AM
I'm not confused but I think he needs off the drugs and needs a good coarse in creative writting. There are many online schools available.

cherisiss

Joined: 3/10/2009

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Can you ladies spot a manipulative man? Posted: 6/13/2009 7:37:28 AM
You dating my ex? When I met him I knew right off he lived with another woman. Didn't care, it was just sex. I quit smoking and gained 20lbs, he left after 3 years of this. He was a cheater, keep your eyes open and you can spot them comming a mile away.

cherisiss

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What to do when you want someone Posted: 4/30/2009 5:06:08 PM
Of course he liked the sex...all men do...oh wait maybe some man wouldn't, just can't think of one...He is still married, his wife caught him and you desperatly need to move on with your life. Find someone else for your support

cherisiss

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What to do when you want someone Posted: 4/30/2009 5:02:56 PM
Of course he liked the sex...all me do...oh wait maybe some man wouldn't, just can't think of one...He is still married, his wife caught him and you desperatly need to move on with your life. Find someone else for your support

cherisiss

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Hey, Is Your Name Ralphy? Posted: 4/30/2009 4:58:10 PM
with a picture like chrispickle here you could ask him if he would rather kiss a reall person than a plastered head

cherisiss

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advice please!:) Posted: 4/11/2009 6:20:53 AM
FEE FYE FOE FUM I smell the blood of a commited bum. AKA:Player

cherisiss

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Still Broken Posted: 4/9/2009 5:22:48 PM
If I could turn back time and do things differently I would still do them the same. You only live once and if you don't ask, you'll never know. I sit on here sometimes and I cry because I still feel broken. I can never ask for forgiveness because he died a few years back. If the love was true it will still be there, we all fear the unknown...Take the chance

cherisiss

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Who is the real victim of infidelity Posted: 4/9/2009 11:25:54 AM
In the past years there has been a trend that in the spring of the year, people go all psycho, anywhere from children killing children to adults just plain flipping out. This year is no different to the past. I watch the forums and don't have a clue where to put this question. One of the Killings this year had to do with a father doing a murder/suicide with his children because he caught his wife with another man. He tried to find her but was unable to. Past ones have also included with children being murdered just because the womans boyfriend didn't want children. When we are searching for that special person, do you think about these types and the children that are involved in parents that are having extra martial affairs? Do you think about your own relationship and morals? If this is inappropiate and it gets deleted, sorry but I cry for these innocent children for the things their parents do. I also pray for their souls.

cherisiss

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are women in North america REALLY like this?! Posted: 4/8/2009 11:19:01 AM
wow that was so funny...unfortunately some are. Many young kids haven't been taught manners and many older ones forgot what they were...But I have been in a simular situation, I kept my mouth shut and tolerated the evening to the best of my ability and went home. Never seen the arse again...

cherisiss

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He's going away to Afghanistan for a year.. hopeless? Posted: 4/8/2009 10:08:48 AM
I was a Marine and a Marines wife. No wars back then but they did deploy for 6 mos. to 18 mos. It's very hard on them and families to be apart from eachother for that long and I salute the men and women over there. Take one day at a time with him. Keeping in touch with him is a great thing the two of you can share. Don't get too upset if he don't write every day because he might not get a chance. Be patient. Even if you two stay friends by corrisponding he will appriceate that you cared. Absence does make the heart grow fonder.

cherisiss

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'IRONY' It happens when you are not looking.why? Posted: 4/8/2009 9:50:47 AM
I'm confused. First off you sound very depressed. Second if you have never met this gentleman how can you look at his phone? If I'm reading correctly that he has been chasing after exclusively you, it's because with you wanting a causual relationship he hasn't caught you. that in itself still exciting.Worth the exclusive chase. Let him catch you and see what happens...

cherisiss

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honesty ??? Posted: 4/2/2009 6:19:08 PM
First off I am cashier and I would loose my job if I wasn't honest, and I know the cashier would loose hers if her drawer was short. Too manby people out of jobs now. Would you like me to be so honest that I had to tell you that I am clairaudient. That some people I know when they are going to die? Honest to the point that if I didn't want to see you because ...well for whatever reason and it would hurt like hell... Honestly there is a point of being honest But I also don't want you lying so much that I don't believe anything. And if you didn't call to tell me you couldn't make it then made up a story...Just say sorry I don't want to go see a chick flick movie.

cherisiss

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Trust issues? Posted: 4/1/2009 3:30:00 PM
you going to aask this in every forum or just these 2?

cherisiss

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Trust issues Posted: 4/1/2009 3:24:29 PM
From someone that has big trust issues.. learn to take people for who they are, No rose colored glasses and both eyes open. you can learn by learning how to trust in yourself first then listen to your gut...

cherisiss

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How to end a fwb? Posted: 4/1/2009 3:15:10 PM
I never have understood FB or FWB.. to me they are the same. When it's done it's done...Yep just Poof he's history and you're out of there. See there is no friendship once there is sex because sex complicates things...

cherisiss

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want verses need in our age group Posted: 4/1/2009 9:09:45 AM
I don't "NEED" another in my life. Do I want... I also want a puppy...I have walked for 49 years on my own I think I can do that till I die, the real question should be could someone else like to walk with me? I would like it too, the problem is we have to be just right for eachother and we have to like to be with eachother not wanting or needing..

cherisiss

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Any Guys watched . . He's Just NOT that into you (the movie) and did it treat guys fairly? Posted: 4/1/2009 5:19:10 AM
If anyone has an understanding of this book it was written by a man(yes korky, a man) He is what I would call a nice looking yuppy, preppy type. He and his friend thought they would put a book together based upon women they would never date. The plain Jane book works, Two ton Tessy with candy in one hand and xxl soda in the other, Redhead Rosey who could make a sailor blush with her colorful language. They thought if they wouldn't date them, they could be experts and tell them who would and give them advice on how to catch a man(change their attitudes).

cherisiss

Joined: 3/10/2009

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Mens clothes, what is most the most desirable? Posted: 3/31/2009 5:23:48 PM
yep not a fan of boobs hanging out, cracks that are supposed to be in pants, speedos, Thongs,pants that are hanging down to their knees and their boxers for th world to know whether they are clean or not. Nothing wrong in my eyes with slacks and flipflops...aside from what attire I think is just plain gross( see above paragraph) I like nice jeans and a tee, nice shirt, slacks, nice dinner jacket...Clothes that fit and match...

cherisiss

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Selfishness, Fear and Stupidity? Posted: 3/31/2009 10:21:53 AM
selfishness is not looking for that perfect person but seeing that imperfect person perfectly... Fear is our own self of not only the unknown but what the future holds as we have to walk our own path and death is our own experience. No One can do it for us nor can they go with you when it happens.... Stupidity is just something you don't do because of the other two^...

cherisiss

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guys who love you and leave you Posted: 3/31/2009 10:09:57 AM
If anyone comes up with a good answer and a way to recognize these types please let me learn it...I'm tired of them...The last man I was with for 3 years...He didn't want a full time girlfriend...but he just disappeared one day and nothing was said to me...He hated confrontations...HHHmmmm He screwed around on his wife of 25yrs,his live-in of 4yrs, Ya think he would tell women sorry we are not compatible and I don't find you attractive anymore..

cherisiss

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Dream Date or Nightmare Date Posted: 3/31/2009 9:51:20 AM
My dream date is a meeting that I don't have to get a call from my daughter to bail me out. I call her to say it's ok. My date and I talked for hours then went to the movies..the evening ended and we went our seperate ways...We are still friends to this day, even though it didn't work romanticly... A nightmare date was almost being raped in the parking lot...I drove 45 miles to meet a man half way at a restaurant and lounge. When he arrived, smelled of more than one drink to calm the nerves,should have left right then and there. We then got seated at the table and he did nothing but talk about himself and the importance in that. The menu was just an outragous amount of money to payand how he could cook for less money...I still think I sould have bought my own dinner and told him to F*** off. Then he walked me to my vehical, pinned me up against it and proceeded to use his roman hands and russian fingers untill I could get my arms between us...Thank the good Lord a car pulled into the lot at that time...I drove around town just in case he tried to follow me... From then on I have done background checks on dates... Sorry guys it's just precaution...and I don't met anyone right away... we do have to email a few times...

cherisiss

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Confession/Apology Letters from guys Posted: 3/31/2009 9:31:45 AM
The only apology I ever got from a man was when he was dead. It didn't change a thing...he's still dead. Sometimes I do wonder if I had gotten one maybe my outlook on most men would be different. Unfortunetly, majority of people don't see the wrong they did in a relationship, and it does take two to tango....

cherisiss

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Am I old fashion or are guys better looking in jeans and a tee? Posted: 3/30/2009 3:42:03 PM
Yep...you could be a redneck is you see a sign that says "Crack kills" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.... My son used to wear the pants that hung down to his knees...they would get pulled down every chance I got. Now he wears pants that fit..My daughter wore hip huggers and her crack was always there when she bent over and so was her thong that was just so tempting...I couldn't pass it up...bad abusive mom? they wear pants that fit...

cherisiss

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Am I old fashion or are guys better looking in jeans and a tee? Posted: 3/30/2009 3:41:22 PM
Yep...you could be a redneck is you see a sign that says "Crack kills" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.... My son used to wear the pants that hung down to his knees...they would get pulled down every chance I got. Now he wears pants that fit..My daughter wore hip huggers and her crack was always there when she bent over and so was her thong that was just so tempting...I couldn't pass it up...bad abusive mom? they wear pants that fit...

cherisiss

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3 dates in 3 months Posted: 3/27/2009 7:32:15 AM
3 dates in 3 months? you dating my ex? wow, you even got a date I tried that once because I was working 2 jobs and it was hard to get together but then I found out that yes he had a live-in. You have a choice go for someone else or put up with excuses on why there isn't a compromise with time schedules....If he wants to be with you he would find the time...

cherisiss

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What is it bout MEN Posted: 3/27/2009 7:23:03 AM
First as you can see I am not a male but if I see a pic like yours, it would stop me dead cold. Why? because it is not flattering...reminds me of ....I am going to be nice cause men just ain't into "pink and frilly" things...My mind is thinking "I wonder what..." that is gross and scarey...not what I would want to see and the porcelein goddesss is there for a reason , not making others sick because of what I put out there There are many men that like heavier women...but if ,and I am going to sound like Freud,you are angry with yourself you will project. There isn't anyone that will jump on the band wagon if your profile really sounds as bad as what these people say.

cherisiss

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Winning back a guy and being less intense Posted: 3/27/2009 6:59:45 AM
Don't need a long post for this one...The guy is just "not into you". Next?!!?

cherisiss

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Am I old fashion or are guys better looking in jeans and a tee? Posted: 3/26/2009 2:47:38 PM
yep I would say a nice dressed person does wonders... Sometimes even a tux or just a dinner jaket and jeans, sometimes shorts are cute. my favorite thing is to picture myself walking up to a young guy whos pants hang down to their knees and pull them off. Baggy pants just don't like good. I heard in New Orleans they are illegal.. So guys dress they way you like and always look your best....

cherisiss

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Am I old fashion or are guys better looking in jeans and a tee? Posted: 3/24/2009 11:54:20 AM
Such is the imagination charmer Bluez thanx...but alas my fat arse will not fit into one of your dress shirts...unless it's a xxxxl

cherisiss

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Am I old fashion or are guys better looking in jeans and a tee? Posted: 3/24/2009 9:33:36 AM
I was going to ask this in the Ask a girl thread but I think it has to do with older peeps In all the profiles and even commercials the standards are a majority of nakedness...I think it could be my age but I have always felt this way... I find a man in a tee and jeans more sexy than buffed out in nothing but shorts and speedos just gross me out. I get to use my imagination which is the greatest fantacy Yep Wrangler butts drives me nutts.... whats your input?

cherisiss

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The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done For Love... Posted: 3/24/2009 7:31:58 AM
The dumbest thing for me was to follow my heart, fell in love,and stood beside a man that I knew had very little time left on this earth..he passed away 7 mos. after we met....and yes I would again love him unconditionally. My daughter had a wonderful friendship with him and is a better person for it. He was the "Dad" she never had...

cherisiss

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Could you live with clone of yourself? Posted: 3/24/2009 7:13:19 AM
As a very wise man once said: "If you can't feel comfortable in your own company, why would you inflict it on others?" Meet your "soulmate"...and yes I could live with a clone of myself because for the past 20 years I have had to learn what I do and don't like about me... then the biggest obsticle is to "change".

cherisiss

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Drinking and Gambling Posted: 3/24/2009 7:01:32 AM
first off there wasn't a problem till you made it a problem because he is an addict, you were co-dependent and you woke up to a problem....there are people that educate in these matters it's called AL-ANON,AA,NA,CODA, and to top it off once an addict always and addict. If he woke up and quit drinking he would probably get more into gambling... I was involved in NA for a long time, I also work in a casino and lord I wish people that are in there every day would just put that money they pi** away in my back pocket...at least I would put it to good use(not talking recreational once a year fun). What I learned is everyone has addictive behavior, we are creatures of habit,but how do you live and how do you handle your habit...

cherisiss

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He left and came back 7 times Posted: 3/23/2009 11:52:43 AM
The question here is.....is it ME? Do we have to be a rocket scientist here or is this just a trick question? he drinks every day beginning early afternoon, but never gets drunk...and smokes pot? So if I asked what do you think? to me it really means Are you a sadist, masocist, or just into self loathing. When are you going to Respect who you are and stop? YES IT IS YOU.....

cherisiss

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Ex's clothing Posted: 3/23/2009 8:41:00 AM
Nomoreblue I hope you went to the courthouse or the lawyers this morning. I would have taken his clothes with me and left them there... Why would you ask what to do with an ex's clothes if you didn't want to hear the bad side of what others would do with them. If they are a good memory for you, put them back in you closet or make a shrine in his honor with them....

cherisiss

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Sex problem reason to avoid the girl? Posted: 3/23/2009 7:28:48 AM
You seeing my ex? If the sexual problem is not medical. Guess what honey ....he has another woman under his bed....If he ain't called you in a month ...He just ain't into you ....

cherisiss

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why do men have affairs? Posted: 3/23/2009 7:13:09 AM
In my opinion. everyone somewhere will find someone in their life and they will think about having an affair. Not that they don't love their SO but they fanticize about someone else. They do it for many reasons. Every action you do is for a reason and sometime you just make one up because simply you wanted to do it. To me the best just don't do it, they think,"nope I Respect myself and others enough not to". And thats that. But we are human and we thinkabout "what if". That simple

cherisiss

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Ex's clothing Posted: 3/22/2009 8:52:34 AM
ok the make a quilt with the material....or just make strips of the material an corchete a rug or place mats for your table...

cherisiss

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Rebound Guy? Posted: 3/22/2009 8:47:51 AM
the "friends" thing is just for his benefit so he doesn't have to feel bad...or to watch you still cry over his sh** sorry it does hurt and you need to grieve the loss.. but please be good to yourself and leave him totally behind...you are too beautiful to put up with being "friends"

cherisiss

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Tormented by Love Posted: 3/22/2009 8:43:06 AM
wrong door ....it's down the hall around the second corner on the left side of the street

cherisiss

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It's all just a game, nothing more Posted: 3/22/2009 8:35:15 AM
OMG!!! I had been with my gentleman for 3 yrs and really all we were were FB.When I met him he was living with someone else...we never "Dated"...sometimes we wouldn't see eachother for 2weeks to 2 months...One day he came over and ask me to marry him. He made it sound like he had to get married, I finally said ok. I went into a complete panic attack...racing heart, fast,heavy breathing,shaking, mind screaming NOOOOOO!!!!! Well he came back and said laughingly it was a joke he played on me...what I learned from that was I was terrified to have to marry someone, even living with him sared the hell out of me...Everything I worked for, all the healing I had done over 20 years,I would have to allow someone else to share my life. To be fully in my life...I'm panicing know just telling you about it...I ended up doing what I knew to do and write the sensation and emotions down in a journal then write out sinerios. I think he read those,cause shortly after that he left without a word and never came back. I signed up on this site to try it again because I want to find someone to have those "Dates". not a FB. I found he had a profile on here,sent him a hello e-mail, he ignored it. To bad, so sad, but I refuse to Give up...I will die alone cause no one can come with me when I finally go home...And I have walked my life for 20 without a man and I will do it for another 20 if Creator makes me...not by choice...

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