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 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 100 (view)
 
Introduce Yourself Here
Posted: 4/22/2009 2:11:01 AM
I'm Tracee and I live in Southwest La...I'm 41.I am mainly here to read the forums..nice to meet you all...Or should I say Y'all? ;)
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 166 (view)
 
Get that dog off the bed!
Posted: 4/10/2009 1:53:33 AM
I TOTALLY get where your comming from! I love dogs,but there is no way I want them in the house! (much less bed).Only when its cold!(house,not bed!) And that doesn't happen that much here...My grandmparents slept with 2 dogs and the hair was all over the place.How can people enjoy inhaling dog hair and dander? If the dog is washed daily,right before bed and brushed good,thats the only way.
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 16 (view)
 
Whats up with girls no liking military guy?
Posted: 4/7/2009 1:39:49 AM
Idk,but most times that I have met a military guy,he was not interested in a relationship because of having to move alot. Some (not all) also seem to be interested in casual sex. I have nothing against them being in the military at all.
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Dream Date or Nightmare Date
Posted: 3/31/2009 12:40:33 AM
Dream Date> I get ready and my date arrives (with flowers)and we get in a limo to take us to a fancy restaraunt where we eat the best meal of our lives while chatting and laughing alot.Then,we go to his private jet,waiting at the airport where we are flown to Las Vagas where we gamble the night away winning 100 million dollars.Then we go to a small town coffee shop where we talk more.As the night ends,we fly home,and he walks me to my door where we share an awesome kiss.
Nightmare Date> I get ready and a guy shows up in a 1980 Gremlin.He has a stain on his white shirt,a tear in his jeans,and a bow tie.(A BOW TIE) His shoes don't match.We go to eat and we stop at the drive thru at Mcdonald's where he orders Whoppers.We then go to a wrestling tournament and when that is over we go to a country bar where he wisks me around the dance floor like a rag doll to a song called "Boot Scoot Boogie ".By then he is ordering drinks left and right and he gets so drunk I have to take a cab home.To top it off,the cab driver is hitting on me.(which wouldn't be too bad if it was a man)...
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Does the goofy stash make me evil?
Posted: 3/31/2009 12:23:14 AM
I don't think it looks goofy at all.The only thing that bothers me about facial hair is when it get scraggly,or smells yukky.

Tip> Wash it regularly,trim it too!!
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Privacy and Identity Theft
Posted: 3/26/2009 5:05:42 PM
You need to tell the person.It could be a stolen laptop.
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 710 (view)
 
What makes a woman over 40 sexy?
Posted: 3/18/2009 12:14:11 AM
I like what gg Island said
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 331 (view)
 
He brought his Fanny with him...
Posted: 3/17/2009 11:46:26 PM
You have GOT to be kidding me....a f*****g FANNY PACK?? I can see a woman wearing one at an amusment park,but a guy? On a first date? I think you were right,you just don't go for that,it bothered you,you were open about it,(in a funny way,too!)he got upset,so Austa La Vista,Baby....and take your fanny pack with you!
Other things that get me is> A guy wearing flip flops,comb overs,and thongs.It's just wrong.
 tbirdnla
Joined: 3/14/2009
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Girls(and guys) do you discuss your sex toys?
Posted: 3/17/2009 11:27:59 PM
Yes.It is true.If your single and you get horny,and if there is no one around,and you want to cum...there is no other choice.
As far as toys go,a small vibrator will do just fine.I don't care for dildos.(actually never had the urge to try one)
 
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