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Posted In Forum: All Forums Alabama Alaska Alberta Arizona Arkansas Art/Music Ask A Girl Ask A Guy Australia British Columbia Broken Hearts California Colorado Connecticut Dating & Love Advice Dating Experiences Dating Sites Delaware District Of Columbia Event Hosts forum Florida Georgia Hawaii Health & Fitness Humor Idaho Illinois Indiana Introductions Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Manitoba Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Brunswick New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Newfoundland News/Current Events North Carolina North Dakota Nova Scotia Off Topic Ohio Oklahoma Ontario Oregon Over 30 Over 45 Pennsylvania Plentyoffish Get Togethers Plentyoffish Site/Suggestions/Help Poems And Quotes Politics Prince Edward Island Profile Reviews Quebec Recipes & Cooking Relationships Religion/Supernatural Rhode Island Saskatchewan Science/Philosophy Sex and Dating Single Parents South Carolina South Dakota Sports Stories/creative writing Technology and computers Tennessee Testimonials Texas Uk Forums Utah Vermont Virginia Volunteer Moderators Only Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming Home   login   MyForums   Show ALL Forums      Author  Thread: Favorite joke by a famous comedian  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 22 (view)   Favorite joke by a famous comedian Posted: 8/19/2009 3:57:08 PM Robin Williams: "...Great tits, not fake tits. Not like the tits in Vegas, where even god goes, 'I didn't make those...' ."  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 1 (view)   Kissy face pictures Posted: 8/18/2009 9:50:34 AM I am sure someone has asked this before, but I can't find it. Why is it that so many girls have to do the downward-angle-self-shot-kissy-face pic? Some girls only have this ridiculous expression in all their photos. What is up with that?  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 2 (view)   Worst thing you can say after or during sex Posted: 8/18/2009 9:37:32 AM ~so my Warlock hit lvl 80 today... (said by me) ~Oh, my period started today, I hope that isn't a problem. ( said moments before climax...) ~My boyfriend usually gives me a back rub after. (said just after...)  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 244 (view)   Funny pick up lines Posted: 8/3/2009 8:09:07 PM I didn't want to read through 10 pages, but I have never heard of anyone using my favorite: "Are you Differentiable? Because I would love to lay a tangent to your curves!"  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 8 (view)   What Keeps You From Approaching A Woman? Posted: 8/2/2009 1:47:45 PM Some guys are just shy, it isn't a lack of confidence in themselves, it is primarily that they question why they should be required to approach and hit on anything they find attractive and single (for some guys the last part is optional >.<). I find myself being the passive single guy at bars and clubs, I almost always wait for a girl to pick up on me or start flirting with me. After all we are in the 21st century now, no need for these archaic Victorian rules to govern the modern courtship of young men and women.  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 23 (view)   things to do when ur bored at home Posted: 8/2/2009 10:33:20 AM see how many different ways you can get up the stairs leading into your apartment, without using the stairs.  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 7 (view)   How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Posted: 8/1/2009 1:01:03 PM hahahahahahaha!!!  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 5 (view)   Facts worth knowing....!!!!! Posted: 7/26/2009 9:12:38 PM The commentary was so funny, the facts interesting, but the commentary was hilarious. Thank you!  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 16 (view)   Are you contacting guys 1/2 as much as we contact you? Posted: 7/26/2009 8:40:03 PM I wish ladies would do first contact. Just so they know, ladies, there are guys on here who love it when women make first contact. I don't write messages to half of the profiles I find attractive or unique only because I figure if they see I saw their profile, and find me as attractive as I find them, then they will contact me. I can see the paradox inherent with my assumptions, but I wish ladies would take the first step sometimes.  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 15 (view)   Any Thoughts? Posted: 7/26/2009 3:33:43 PM Thank you for your inputs, I have made the changes you have suggested. I also think it is a bit long, but can't think of any more fat to cut from it. >.<  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 11 (view)   Any Thoughts? Posted: 7/26/2009 2:49:36 PM any thoughts on latest version? Lay it on thick, I can take it.  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 10 (view)   Any Thoughts? Posted: 7/12/2009 1:30:52 PM Bump for new thoughts. I added some pictures and a lot mroe information in the "About Me".  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 9 (view)   Any Thoughts? Posted: 6/2/2009 9:34:15 PM Thanks I will add more details about what I like to do, but to answer your question directly: I do surf, mainly at wind and sea, I climb everywhere but my "local" area is Mission Gorge. I hike everywhere also, lol.  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 7 (view)   Any Thoughts? Posted: 6/2/2009 7:19:02 PM thanks again for your opinions, I have made some changes ( not all) but I took all of your suggestions in consideration.  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 4 (view)   Any Thoughts? Posted: 6/2/2009 4:08:19 PM updated, thank you for your input so far. I continue to look forward to more =)  surfbumsd Joined: 3/18/2009 Msg: 1 (view)   Any Thoughts? Posted: 6/2/2009 3:24:24 PM Trying to get some advice on my profile. I am not sensitive so, lay it on thick. I want your brutally honest comments and suggestions. Any comments are greatly appreciated and I look forward to hearing people's input. Tell me whatcha think!!   Show ALL Forums