REGISTER
|
MAIL/PROFILE
|
HELP
|
NOW ONLINE
|
SEARCH
|
RATING
| FORUMS |
SUCCESS STORIES
Posted In Forum:
All Forums
Alabama
Alaska
Alberta
Arizona
Arkansas
Art/Music
Ask A Girl
Ask A Guy
Australia
British Columbia
Broken Hearts
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Dating & Love Advice
Dating Experiences
Dating Sites
Delaware
District Of Columbia
Event Hosts forum
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Health & Fitness
Humor
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Introductions
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Manitoba
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Brunswick
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
Newfoundland
News/Current Events
North Carolina
North Dakota
Nova Scotia
Off Topic
Ohio
Oklahoma
Ontario
Oregon
Over 30
Over 45
Pennsylvania
Plentyoffish Get Togethers
Plentyoffish Site/Suggestions/Help
Poems And Quotes
Politics
Prince Edward Island
Profile Reviews
Quebec
Recipes & Cooking
Relationships
Religion/Supernatural
Rhode Island
Saskatchewan
Science/Philosophy
Sex and Dating
Single Parents
South Carolina
South Dakota
Sports
Stories/creative writing
Technology and computers
Tennessee
Testimonials
Texas
Uk Forums
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Volunteer Moderators Only
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming
Home
login
MyForums
Show ALL Forums
Author
Thread: BRA ANGEL
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
25 (
view
)
BRA ANGEL
Posted:
10/18/2009 2:52:06 PM
I wonder if there looking for a bra angel fitter ?
Messages this short may not be posted
Messages this short may not be posted
Messages this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
7 (
view
)
female piercings help and advice please
Posted:
9/26/2009 2:56:23 PM
i want to go to the next level and have a part of my labia pierced
jesus, it'll be like licking R2D2, don't go near anything with an electromagnetic field, or you'll end up sticking to it fanny first
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
16 (
view
)
Tomato sauce and kids?
Posted:
9/13/2009 9:57:43 AM
Let them try oxo butties, fresh soft bread, and sprinkel about half an oxo cube on it, it tastes great, that should mask the taste of your cooking :)
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
5 (
view
)
I've been bitten. .
Posted:
9/13/2009 9:52:03 AM
The States. Rent or buy an RV, then you have your bed with you all the time, no need for motels. Iv'e been to 40 states, and there all different in there own way. You have the west side, CA, WA, OR, NV, CO, NM, UT, ID, AZ. The scenery in those states is awesome, it will probably take you about 4 - 6 months to see most of them in an RV, then you have Alaska and Hawaii, not been to Alaska yet, but Hawaii is very nice. Then there's the mid west, mostley farmland, but still some nice places to see and go. Then there's the East side, NY, PA, VT, RI, then there's the south FL, MS, LA, AL, GA, TX, the history of the south is very interesting, wish i could take a year off and come with you
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
9 (
view
)
Tomato sauce and kids?
Posted:
9/13/2009 6:09:19 AM
Why do kids, and maybe some adults do this, even if it's something they love to eat? Is this just a boy thing?
It could be because the food tastes like crap, whats your cooking like?
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
1 (
view
)
Where's the music gone?
Posted:
9/13/2009 12:53:19 AM
I used to have music on my profile, but now it's gone, has this happened to others? ... i used to like sitting on here listening to my handpicked music, while sipping a 6 pack ... So i ask, do you think they should bring the option back?
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
8 (
view
)
The Kitchen Picture
Posted:
9/12/2009 2:22:47 PM
Oh pants lost it for a moment there.. it's where the fridge is with the chocolate, and the wine, and where we rule supreme
Then why are most master chefs male? :)
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
6 (
view
)
Would a live TV debate by our 3 main political leaders be a good idea?
Posted:
9/2/2009 6:10:51 PM
Would a live TV debate by our 3 main political leaders be a good idea?
Yep, then i would'nt have to go looking for them
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
68 (
view
)
What is the best/worst/funniest chat up line/comeback you have heard/used ?
Posted:
8/31/2009 3:02:51 PM
Me ... Wanna a drink?
Her ... No
Me ... wanna dance?
Her ... No
Me ... wanna cig?
Her ... No
Me ... Wanna shag?
Her ... She slapped me
ffs, you just can't help some people
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
6 (
view
)
Konkatsu Bra !!
Posted:
8/14/2009 4:43:47 PM
^^^^ I have an image of you in my mind, dropping your ring while you bra is round your waist, it's not a pleasant one
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
5 (
view
)
Water isn't wet?!
Posted:
8/14/2009 8:49:19 AM
If water isn't wet, but most of the body and therefore brain consists of water in all people, what makes some of us wet between the ears and others not???!
Age, the younger, the wetter, or lack of experience
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
13 (
view
)
Blackpool Pleasure Beach entrance fee.
Posted:
8/13/2009 10:29:36 AM
Wouldnt it be better for families if the adults paid, but if kids were accompanied by parents they should get if for free
NO, it would be better if they shot the beggers ... Were'nt they suppose to be spending 6 million quid on Blackpool, to make it the Vegas of the north? HAHAHAHAHA
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
26 (
view
)
Personal Happiness.
Posted:
8/13/2009 10:23:54 AM
Buggar it, i thought this was a thread about wanking, oh well ... when i was a lad, i was a bit of a biker, and i always wanted to go to the Sturgis rally, and last week i did go, awesome bikes, awesome birds, and i have the scars to prove it
i did a road trip around the badlands, little big horn, mnt rushmore, i even got a written warning for a speeding ticket, but i was happy, then yesterday i had to get the plane back to this dump
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
9 (
view
)
sexuel encounters
Posted:
7/28/2009 6:30:31 AM
he's not one of the forumites from here who claims to be a superstud is he?
I thought my ears were burning
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
52 (
view
)
The Silent Treatment
Posted:
7/26/2009 4:44:19 PM
^^^^ awww what a shame, i'm sure you would be good at being quiet too, and i bet the dog would appreciate it too :)
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
55 (
view
)
Learner drivers on Motorways.
Posted:
7/26/2009 11:36:51 AM
They would have to be a c.o.c.k to buy one. I test drove the A5........it was ok. Nice enough, then got into a BMW 330 and the difference was amazing. [B]It's like a poised gazelle in comparison.[/B]
uh huh, it runs like hell for a few minutes, then along comes a feckin' big lion and rips it's head off
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
10 (
view
)
lyrics to stir rhe soul
Posted:
7/26/2009 7:19:14 AM
This is the B side of our platter, sports fans.
And I'm singing just for your coverted sequence.
In the canyons of your mind
I will wander through your brain
To the ventricles of your heart, my dear
I'm in love with you again!
'Cross the mountains of your chest
I will sticker Union Jacks
To the forest of your cheek
Through the holes in your string vest
My darling, in my cardboard-coloured dreams
(Ooh, cardboard-coloured dreams)
Once again I hear your love
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
And I kiss, yes I kiss your perfumed hair
(But she's not there)
The sweet essence of giraffe
And each time I hear your name
(Frying pan, frying pan)
Oh! How it hurts
(He's in pain)
In the wardrobe of my soul
(Oh, my soul)
In the section labelled "shirts"
(Aah)
Ah! Oh!
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
30 (
view
)
Can you cook a decent meal?
Posted:
7/26/2009 7:12:03 AM
Peking Duck with Asian greens in Oyster sauce, with baby roast potatoes ... stuffed capsicums, tomatoes and potatoes, and lamb chops with herbs and lemon, garlic ... Fried Greek cheese ... Fried strings of leak... over your steak
Damn it, i need a woman
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
17 (
view
)
Internet memories - not of the romantic kind
Posted:
7/25/2009 12:53:47 PM
I'm still on ICQ, though all my friends that i used to chat to regularley have long gone, all i get now is rusian script kiddies trying to steal my icq# .. i used to use the very first audio programe called freetel, met some nice people on that, and met a few of them
i also used the first video conferencing prog called C U Seeme made by cornel university, that was a blast, thats where cyber sex first started
black and white video's at about 1 frame a minute, cool, happy days .. i still keep in touch with some of the people i met years ago on the net, it makes for a cheap holiday in the states
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
14 (
view
)
You Can't Always Get What You Want!......
Posted:
7/21/2009 1:51:45 AM
(I)Well, yer know ... I saw her today at the reception, a glass of wine in her hand ... i knew she was gonna meet her connection, at her feet was a footloose man ... you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want ... but if you try sometime, you might find, you get what you need ... oh baby, and i went down to the demonstration, to get my fare share of abuse, singin, we're gonna vent our frustration if we don't, we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse, sing it to me now(/I) blah blah blah, stop being so feckin greedy and be grateful for what you've got, Amen
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
105 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/20/2009 6:11:15 AM
Msg 104: Your right, that is a good way of killing off a light hearted, tongue in cheek thread ... Power to the People
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
98 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/20/2009 2:31:18 AM
I don't try to understand men as one homogenous lump
Well if you can't understand such a simple thing as a man, no wonder we're on different levels.
men seem simple because they tend to just concern themselves with whats important to them
So thats why we don't spend half our lives in front of a mirror, and asking 'does my arse look big in this'
Men also tend to live in their own heads
We have to, to keep you lot out of our heads
I hear nebulous and slightly sinister hints from a few men that we women wouldnt want to know what they're thinking a lot of the time.. I suspect this thinking is along the lines of fantasising about the bar maids gorgeous arse, or how they can sneak onto the pc to access some porn later
Wrong, we're wondering what your going to pick a fight about next time
In general, they dont consult, or inform, they make decisions in their own heads
Because it's the only way we get the right answer
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
94 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/19/2009 3:16:21 PM
so the 10% when we aren't is when we can trust, accept, understand, massage and stroke your egos.
I have never, in my life known a bloke to p1ss off a woman. I think you should be grateful that we treat you all so well. Saying things like we only treat you nice 10% of the time, it's quite hurtful
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
88 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/19/2009 1:04:56 PM
The only understanding we really need to do is to understand that we are all different.
Then why do womem say, men are all the same?
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
43 (
view
)
Would someone’s musical tastes put you off dating them?
Posted:
7/19/2009 7:03:44 AM
Msg41 Maybe so, but you try doing it when your sober
Messages this short may not be posted
Messages this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
38 (
view
)
Would someone’s musical tastes put you off dating them?
Posted:
7/19/2009 6:29:18 AM
I always thought Les Dawson was a maestro on the piano, it's not easy playing that bad and making it good at the same time, anyway, i would never date a woman that listened to the osmonds or the bay city rollers *shudder*
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
77 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/19/2009 5:38:45 AM
We evolved 1000's of years ago, we're just sitting back and waiting for you lot to catch up with us
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
75 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/19/2009 5:34:22 AM
Msg 36, everything man has done since the year dot, has been to get them out of caves, we invented fire, so women could cook for us, we invented the wheel so we could get on our chariots and look for food for women to cook for us (and a major plus of the wheel was being able to get the hell out of your way while your cooking our food), we invented the mirror so you could convince yourselves that you are nice to look at, we invented makeup so if you were'nt nice to look at you could improve on your appearance, we invented the washing machine so you could wash our loin cloths, all those things we invented for you, and all we get is grief. It's not easy being a bloke. So the next time your bloke says, 'did you swallow'? he's only thinking of you, the next time your bloke comes back from the pub drunk, he's only thinking of you, the next time your bloke falls asleep on the couch, he's thinking of you, so be nice to your man, we are worth it.
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
5 (
view
)
Thought for the Evening!
Posted:
7/18/2009 1:57:15 PM
I used to draw a circle of salt around them, and watch them slither to certain death BAHAhahaha
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
13 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/18/2009 1:53:47 PM
Msg 5 I think that can sometimes come from a man's ability in general to switch off from things whereas women have a hard time doing that. [B]We are usually thinking about work, the kids, dinner for tonight, dinner for tomorrow, what ironing and washing we have to do, worrying about our mate Trace who's just split up with her bloke and we need to be on the phone consoling, that row that's going on between our mum and brother[/B] and such so we find it hard to believe that someone can actually just stop thinking, stop worrying and relax with an empty head.
Well you have to have something in life to occupy yourselves
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
11 (
view
)
Understanding Blokes?
Posted:
7/18/2009 1:44:41 PM
I agree, the amount of times where I'm just having a quiet moment, the question will usually follow "What are you thinking" to which I usually reply "Nothing" ......I really do mean nothing !!
Oh yeah, i've had that one. I came home from work, knackered, and all i want to do is sit in MY chair, watching the news, with my tea on my knee .. and because your sat watching the news, and saying nothing, it's like they take it personally, then the grief starts ... 'her' whats up? 'you' nothing 'her' why are you quiet? 'you' because i'm watching the news! then silence for a minute ... 'her' whats up? 'you' nothing 'her' yes there is 'you' no there isn't 'her' well why are'nt you talking to me? 'you' because i'm watching the news 'her' there's something wrong 'you' NO THERE IS'NT, now i'm trying to watch the news ... then it goes quiet for another minute .... 'her' what have i done? 'you' NOTHING, i'm trying to watch the Feckin news, so will you be quiet please? ... '#her' breaks down in tears because you shout at her ... will someone tell me what thats all about??
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
12 (
view
)
Profile Drinking Option !!
Posted:
7/18/2009 12:28:17 PM
What a waste, the beautiful scints, drunk, and on her own, lifs cruel
Messages this short may not be posted .. blah blah lahddy bloody blah
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
51 (
view
)
Womens hair
Posted:
7/18/2009 12:10:14 PM
i think all women should have long hair, it helps haveing something to hang onto when your RIDING THOSE MARES, helps to keep your balance, specially when you let go with one hand to SLAP THEIR ARSE ... ye ha
know what i mean girls??
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
5 (
view
)
incidental music
Posted:
7/18/2009 7:10:41 AM
And where would Chic flicks be without it?
On the cutting room floor where they belong
Films this short may not be posted
Films this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
28 (
view
)
How do you deal with finding out someone you loved is gone ie is no more
Posted:
7/17/2009 6:51:22 PM
If you miss him that much, i suppose you could always dig him up and sit him in a chair in the living room, then you could tell him what a selfish, cold hearted barstewed he was for leaving you
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
14 (
view
)
Safely Home
Posted:
7/17/2009 6:35:11 PM
joe, why should women get cheaper car insurance? why should women get in clubs free? why should women get away with driving offences? why should women get special treatment? i have t1ts too, maybe not as big in some cases, but never the less i do have them, i don't get freebies and special treatment, it's discrimination i tell yer
EDIT: i finished work at 01.30 tonight, and i still had to ride my bike home on my own, and i go through fields next to a council estate, you don't hear me moaning
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
11 (
view
)
Safely Home
Posted:
7/17/2009 6:20:42 PM
^^^ what he said
Walks home this short may not be posted
Walks home this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
14 (
view
)
~~~DAME EDNA~~~I MISS HER
Posted:
7/17/2009 6:06:50 PM
I miss Mutley the dog in wacky races .. and do you remember OTT? right at the end was that woman with huge bazoomers, i never got to see them in the flesh
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
18 (
view
)
Funny Street Names
Posted:
7/15/2009 5:01:41 PM
There's a place called 'Twatt' in the Orkneys
Messages this short may not be posted
Messages this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
10 (
view
)
Possible Imminent UFO DISCLOSURE!!
Posted:
7/15/2009 6:08:36 AM
OOoooo EEEeeee OOOOOoooo
Aliens this short may not be posted
Aliens this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
12 (
view
)
Living in Milton Keynes
Posted:
7/14/2009 2:14:14 AM
Milton Keynes is commonly believed to be a New Town in the South East of England. It is reputed to be located roughly mid-way between Oxford and Cambridge and to have a population of around
215,000,000.
??? However, the truth is somewhat different. Milton Keynes is, in fact, a mass hallucination caused by mind-control experiments by the Ministry of Defence in 1967.
What number is that?? There's only 62,000,000 in the whole country
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
16 (
view
)
boxing
Posted:
7/14/2009 2:01:56 AM
Between Gatti, Hartson and Jackson this place is turning into a support the celebrity free for all. Never been interested in any of them so it's probably a bit short sighted of me to now fall over myself in upset because 2 have died and one has a medical problem.
Quite agree, my pússy cat died last week, and know one gives a hoot about that, RIP pússy, you'll be sorely missed
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
39 (
view
)
What are your favorite activities?
Posted:
7/12/2009 9:34:09 AM
^^^ i was going to say i would give you a facial, but i don't know where to get the 'mud' from :)
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
17 (
view
)
Anyone here with arthritis? Or swine flu?
Posted:
6/30/2009 3:13:29 AM
Arthritis, Flu, pffft, your damn lucky you don't get MAN FLU, now thats a killer
Messages this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
9 (
view
)
spooky goings on...
Posted:
6/28/2009 3:47:17 PM
Take a pill, it should make it all go away
Messages this short may not be posted
Messages this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
16 (
view
)
The rules of the game, Dating demystified
Posted:
6/28/2009 9:54:46 AM
And i was working on the theory that all they wanted was a quick shag in the bushes, oh well, back to the drawing board
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
3 (
view
)
wish i had wrote that song
Posted:
6/27/2009 1:02:01 PM
The Ying Tong Song by The Goons
Messages this short may not be posted
Messages this short may not be posted
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
29 (
view
)
The Nolans Are Back!
Posted:
6/26/2009 4:12:01 AM
Thank fook i was born in the 50's
Messages this short may not be posted 'whatever'
Messages this short may not be posted 'whatever'
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
102 (
view
)
Michael Jackson Has Died?
Posted:
6/26/2009 4:03:03 AM
You can make crass jokes and slag him off if thats how you want to carry on.What is making me angry is the lack of respect for loss of life, no matter who it is.At the end of the day he is still somebody,s brother,father,cousin,friend.How hurtful to his family if they were to hear the jokes being bandied about!
That reminds me, i must remember to send Myra Hindleys relatives a condolences card
Bad Compàny
Joined:
3/27/2009
Msg:
60 (
view
)
Michael Jackson Has Died?
Posted:
6/25/2009 6:13:30 PM
I don't believe word of it, i think he'll reapear in 6 months and re-invent himelf as god, formerly known as micheal jackson
Show ALL Forums