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chipperoo64

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What kind of profiles do you like? Posted: 8/3/2008 7:22:22 AM
I find that the ones that aren't deleted easier to read

chipperoo64

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 8/2/2008 3:06:47 PM
meh ... not too bad but i see she could use a Lawnmowerman

chipperoo64

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 6/29/2008 6:00:44 AM
dunno, too lazy to look at it .. lol just wanted to say hi

chipperoo64

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 7/17/2007 9:35:28 AM
^Hey Bill .. didnt expect me did ya? Good seein ya! I like bill .. just look at him .. I dont even have to check out his profile ... cheap sunglasses, plastic cup filled with beer ... 5 dollar shirt from Walmart? perfect!!! Go get um tiger! And i have JUST updated mine for those that still have a sense of humor! Be nice, I'm very sensitive ...

chipperoo64

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 6/16/2007 4:41:18 PM
Hungry lion Petey? you barbarion you

chipperoo64

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 6/3/2007 5:22:18 AM
MOM??? say it isnt so!

chipperoo64

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What is wrong with the persons profile above you in this thread? Posted: 6/2/2007 7:09:05 AM
Wheres the pics of the short bus you take to pof events?

chipperoo64

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What makes you different from all the rest? Posted: 5/19/2007 9:25:34 PM
Would Lawnmowersex be considered different or unique?

chipperoo64

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Buffalo, New York - Singles, Get Together - April 14 - 8:00pm! Posted: 4/8/2007 5:06:14 PM
Canadians SLEEP??? This should be interesting

chipperoo64

Joined: 1/22/2006

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Buffalo, New York - Singles, Get Together - April 14 - 8:00pm! Posted: 4/8/2007 9:39:49 AM
Chip hunny - you just wear whatever you do or do not wish to, k? I guess being proper would be expected hmm? At first anyway ... But wondering about bringing my tall boots if there are goats involved Chipperoo64,...You don't have to wear one on my account sexy,...I like the view just as it is,.......LMAO..........but perhaps you might want to turn around once in a while!...... If Im able to make it then i'll probably have no choice, eek! OMGOODNESS chipperoo.....does that mean?????? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Does that mean? um .... well tc, It means I wont hold you to any of our past forum posts if you're worried about that k? Happy Easter Everyone! (even though its snowing here and seems like friggin X-mas!)

chipperoo64

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Buffalo, New York - Singles, Get Together - April 14 - 8:00pm! Posted: 4/7/2007 10:10:21 AM
This party is too close for comfort! Would this mean I would have to wear a shirt? i dunno!

chipperoo64

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There's nothing like the feeling of.... Posted: 12/23/2006 8:24:05 AM
Wishing some of my old forum gumba's a safe and Happy Holidays!

chipperoo64

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Let T-Rex review your profile...I'll be gentle..hehehe Posted: 11/11/2006 2:25:44 PM
So this is where sexxie rexxie has been hiding Dont bother reviewing mine .. I know it sux! Just poppin in to say hey!

chipperoo64

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The wilderness around you... Posted: 8/15/2006 6:15:03 AM
^^^I'm not far from Omnoid country myself! My little red buddy is right across the street once again ... I think I want one!

chipperoo64

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The wilderness around you... Posted: 8/14/2006 5:35:03 AM
Here in Western NY I see different types of wildlife everyday! A couple days ago I seen a Red Fox rolling around and laying on its belly in the middle of the road, (I live about 3 miles away from town in woodlands) playing like one of your pets would! Probably one of the coolest things I've seen in awhile. What kind of living creature(s) have you experienced near you to tell about?

chipperoo64

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Wishing well Posted: 8/11/2006 5:26:14 AM
Wish my boss had this year better organized for work!

chipperoo64

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The right action Posted: 8/9/2006 8:39:39 AM
Yeah .. who needs to read anyway when you can just look at the pictures. and you're welcome ..

chipperoo64

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The right action Posted: 8/9/2006 6:11:37 AM
A month ago I read in a book that smoking can kill me. A day later I stopped smoking. Two weeks ago I read in a book that eating meat can kill me. A day later I stopped eating meat. Last week I read in a book that drinking can kill me. A day later I stopped drinking. Yesterday I read in a book that having sex can kill me. This morning I stopped reading.

chipperoo64

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Two Terrorists Posted: 8/9/2006 5:55:50 AM
Two terrorists were chatting. One pulled out his wallet and flipped through the photographs. "This is my oldest," he said proudly. "He is a Martyr. And this is my second oldest. He too is a Martyr." "Ah," the second terrorist said, "They blow up so fast."

chipperoo64

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When the girls drink too much Posted: 8/6/2006 5:32:35 PM
^^^lmfao! Any of those you by chance?

chipperoo64

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Three kick rule Posted: 7/30/2006 7:35:03 AM
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Florida. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in California and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes around here. We settle small disagreements like this with the North Florida Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What's that?" The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed idea and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

chipperoo64

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Castrated Posted: 7/19/2006 9:09:56 AM
"Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done." replies Arthur. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor. "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that Doc andook me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my better judgment!" So, Arthur has his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his IV stand. Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there." says Arthur. "It looks like you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the other patient, "I finally decided after 67 years that I would like to be circumcised." Arthur stared at him in horror... Oh shit, that's the word! Oooooopsies!

chipperoo64

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Old men Posted: 7/16/2006 5:48:03 AM
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?..." SEX!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" I know," Harold says, "But it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure that he was O.K..She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood! Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"

chipperoo64

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Please sign my petition Posted: 7/14/2006 2:20:01 PM
I havent seen this said pic yet but I'm thinkin I'll let the camel decide for me

chipperoo64

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Please sign my petition Posted: 7/14/2006 1:47:18 PM
Suzie in shorts? ho0t! Heres my siggy! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxchipxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

chipperoo64

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When the girls drink too much Posted: 7/12/2006 4:07:17 PM
Try repairing a cell phone that got wet and needed to be broke down and completely dried out. Its really not all that bad if your into the kinda stuff like me but one thought was on my mind the whole time fixing it .. It was dropped in a toilet at a bar in the ladies room by one paticular wasted female I know. ooopsies? Visuals are such a powerful part of the mind! Saved her 150 bucks

chipperoo64

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When the girls drink too much Posted: 7/12/2006 12:12:33 PM
How many of you can say you've been a witness to at least some of this stuff? 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. (or Vodka!) 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?) 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

chipperoo64

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What's your favorite insult? Posted: 7/7/2006 8:18:10 PM
You're so full of shit your eyes are brown and your breath stinks.

chipperoo64

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How can you tell if your potential partner has freak potential? Posted: 7/7/2006 6:50:26 AM
Hmmm...when you go in for that 1st kiss....and she sticks a finger up your azz lmfao!!! too friggin funny! ...when you find someone who doesnt take comments like that offensive would be a good start! Thanks for the laugh, my monitor needed cleaning anyway!

chipperoo64

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male shirtless photos Posted: 7/6/2006 11:45:05 AM
ok - i have to ask. what's the point of that exactly? is it to say, "hey, baby, look at me - isn't this just a thrill?" i personally think it's goofy. ^Notice the bold font ... that to me is the answer and why this thread is so long and really not getting anywhere. Peoples opinions and differences are what make us all unique individuals .. Some like it, some dont .. so simple. I wont change, you wont change ... So whats to debate? Certain attractions are based on certain ways others "expose" themselves, or not.

chipperoo64

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What foods do you hate? Posted: 7/1/2006 8:59:21 AM
GRAPEFRUIT! puke .. nasty stuff!

chipperoo64

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What's your favorite insult? Posted: 6/29/2006 12:19:49 PM
You so and so! lmfao Excuse me while I hit the shitter and take a healthy BEACHER!

chipperoo64

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would you ever lie about ur age Posted: 6/29/2006 4:53:47 AM
In mind, body and sole I will always be 10 years (or so!) younger than my actual age .. Its a proven scientific fact, really. I still get carded! Thats considered "proof" right? would you ever lie about ur age? dont have to ...

chipperoo64

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Correct ways of saying someone is stupid Posted: 6/26/2006 6:38:56 PM
Your all not as dumb as you look.... BURN!!!!!!!!! lmao

chipperoo64

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Why do all men prefer brunettes? Posted: 6/20/2006 6:21:59 AM
Well you will have to buy reigns then huh? Just make sure you buy US the saddle for you though noted .....

chipperoo64

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Why do all men prefer brunettes? Posted: 6/19/2006 6:40:45 PM
Wonder what happens when ya just shave um bald ... who they become then?

chipperoo64

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Whats an instant turn on for you Posted: 6/19/2006 6:22:38 AM
^my neck just cracked looking at your pic.. um .. try rotating it perhaps? Just a suggestion .. ot: green eyes!!!

chipperoo64

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Why do all men prefer brunettes? Posted: 6/19/2006 5:17:55 AM
trouble is my middle name ... point? dont matter to me ... be you and im gonna be ME! so simple ... hair color means nada it all pulls the same ...

chipperoo64

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how big can a clitoris get.... Posted: 6/18/2006 6:16:52 AM
"Attack of the 50 foot Clitoris" Godzilla meets The Giant Clitoris on Steroids!!! Cumming soon in a theater near you! hmmm ...

chipperoo64

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The morning after the night before hangover Posted: 6/17/2006 8:07:20 AM
'Cause I'm horny ALL the time! Must be in the Scorpions blood ya? @kath ... McDonalds? um ... guess that one depends on the night before ... I'm so bad!

chipperoo64

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Favourite? Got 100's of them Posted: 6/16/2006 5:26:49 PM
So did your mother ever have any kids that lived? and one similar to this one above "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to speak while you were interrupting." My version: "Excuse me for talking while your interrupting"

chipperoo64

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What do you want to be when you grow up? Posted: 6/16/2006 4:18:58 AM
Grow up? quit it ... BUT if I ever do? I wanna be an astronaut .. they get to eat 'Cup of Soup' in space! Modern technology??? Brilliant!

chipperoo64

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The morning after the night before hangover Posted: 6/16/2006 3:50:00 AM
I always wake up horny as hell! Can anyone relate to this "disease"? How do YOU feel in the morning after a night out? Regards, Tingles

chipperoo64

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A sign on a sewage truck says Posted: 6/15/2006 8:21:00 AM
Employee's needed: 5 bucks a week, all you can eat!

chipperoo64

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Why guys don't dance. Posted: 6/14/2006 8:29:00 AM
I can do a mean "Pinch the Pee Pee Dance" when I gotta go potty does that count? Other than than I suck with the exception of slow dancing ... Its just never been my thing I guess although I have been known to shake it a little bit when under the influence once or twice ... Guess I'm just to shy in that aspect ... But I sure as hell love watching the women shake their "equipment"!

chipperoo64

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What Month are you? Posted: 6/13/2006 2:37:16 PM
NOVEMBER Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trust worthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. And cuz I'm on the cusp ... DECEMBER Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy.. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Whoah .. what a friggin mouth full that says I am! zoinks! And all this time I thought it was Only Child Syndrome ... hmmm

chipperoo64

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eBay addicts Posted: 6/12/2006 1:44:01 PM
^I rolled a very nice car from eating Mcdonalds and not watching the road ... That doesnt mean I wont eat there again. We all have bad experiences no matter what it pertains to but it doesnt stop ME from returning. Currently parting that car out (gotta get SOMETHING out of it!) now and have been a buyer / seller for many many years. (Mainly motorcycle parts) I recently became a Power Seller a few months ago due to selling a couple vehicles. One for someone else and one of my own. I'm not into the small stuff as it's not even worth my time and effort after eBay sucks all their fee's out of you. Being in the computer business I know a lot about these scams and ways to prevent them which helps a lot. I have saved quite a few of my customers ass's and a LOT of $$$ when they get click happy and dont know any better on the PayPal or eBay personal info updates or second chance offers they get in their email. One was purchasing NASCAR tickets ... Saved him 1700 bucks! One in the nick of time because it was happening AS we spoke .. She called me at that time and I helped put a stop to it. She is the dispatch for our local Sherrifs dept! ... doh! Anyway, eBay is a gold mine if you have the 'right' item(s) to sell .. And also is a great place to purchase things if you know the tricks of the trade and what to watch for. Some of the things I buy cant even come close to even my computer vendors NEW that you can find on eBay for half the price! The competition is unreal and makes me wonder how the hell they can sell some of those things so cheap! I could go on and on from my experiences but to the most part, eBay is a wonderful place IMO fee's or not! Its all about "traffic" just like this place! I work full time on top of my pc biz and any extra doe is always nice for something that just sits around collecting dust bunnies. So yeah, I guess I would be considered an eBay addict, If not an eBay FREAK! time to list!

chipperoo64

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ALABAMA SPECIAL FORCES Posted: 6/11/2006 6:52:42 AM
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, Cooter, & Goober are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban: 1. There is no limit. 2. The season opened last weekend. 3. They taste like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, women, or Jesus. 5. They don't like barbecues. 6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death. Should be over in just about a week.

chipperoo64

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High School Problem solved By Janitor Posted: 6/10/2006 6:40:26 PM
According to a news report, Mount Ida High School recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them; and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to clean the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are Teachers, and then there are Educators!

chipperoo64

Joined: 1/22/2006

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25 Signs You Have Grown Up Posted: 6/10/2006 6:08:13 PM
^ok, that makes the odds much more in my flavor ... I was getting worried for a sec that I've grown up? Nah!

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