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Seria A Posted: 2/10/2008 7:46:19 PM
Most of the people who are into football here are into English Premiership, but lets try to find those who know something more about seria A What are your predictions? Who is your favorite team? Player? Manager? What are some of the trades that we missed? Who is the next big player? Who needs a change in the team... anything else that you can give us, please do. Team GP W D L Pts GF GA GD Inter Milan 22 17 5 0 56 46 13 33 AS Roma 21 13 6 2 45 38 22 16 Juventus 22 12 8 2 44 42 19 23 Fiorentina 22 10 8 4 38 34 21 13 AC Milan 21 10 6 5 36 33 16 17 Udinese 22 9 6 7 33 25 27 -2 Sampdoria 22 9 4 9 31 29 26 3 Atalanta 22 7 9 6 30 34 32 2 Genoa 22 7 8 7 29 23 29 -6 Palermo 22 7 7 8 28 29 37 -8 Napoli 22 7 6 9 27 33 34 -1 Torino 22 4 12 6 24 23 26 -3 Lazio 22 5 8 9 23 24 31 -7 Catania 22 5 8 9 23 19 26 -7 Livorno 21 5 7 9 22 24 33 -9 Siena 22 4 8 10 20 25 32 -7 Parma 22 4 8 10 20 25 33 -8 Empoli 22 4 7 11 19 16 29 -13 Reggina 21 3 9 9 18 18 32 -14 Cagliari 22 3 6 13 15 17 39 -22 This is how Italian first league looks now, and I must say that I am more then happy to see my favorite team Inter be on the top again. Most said that we were a cursed team, and that we will never win any titles. Then they said due to corruption in Italian Football, we got lucky and won the title. Then it was because Juventus wasnt there, and finally people will make some other reasons. Its ok for people to hate us, since we know we are the best, and it will probably stay like that for a long time. Few things I think Mancini needs to change is to get some better center defenders, and give Adriano a second chance (when he comes back from Brasil). Not because he deserves a second chance, but because I know he will once moe prove that he is a good player, but then its the best time to sell him, as that kind of money could be used to purchase a world class forward, together with few center defenders.

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Basketball Predictions? Posted: 2/10/2008 7:29:44 PM
I saw some pretty funny answers I must say, but I cant disagree with others. I know most will not agree, but I think Celtics will not take the ring, nor will they get to the finals (maybe by luck). First on the east there are not many teams that can beat Boston Celtics, but you have to agree that they just cant win Detroit in play offs. Whoever has been following NBA in the past 5-10 years knows that Detroit was building that team for years, and that when it comes to play offs, they always deliver. Its hard to say that it will be a blow out, since Boston cannot be underestimated, but I dont think Garnett, Pierce and Allan (of course others, but its the Boston's big three) can match years of experience of playing together like Billups, Hamilton, Wallace and Prince. Also Detroit has a better Center - McDyess was among first blockers in the league for the past 10 seasons, as well as he is a good jumper. You might think of him as a sub for Ben Wallaca (who is in Chicago now), but he is doing a lot more then just blocking and jumping (like Wallace), he is also a strong shooting weapon for Pistons. Its clear that these two teams (Boston, Ditroit) are destined to play together in easter finals (if not earlier), but it should be also clear that Detroit has a 70-30 chance of winning. I am going with Detroit on the east coast. For the west my favorite team is favorite of winning it all, and if you still dont know who I am talking about I will just say that doctor Dunkan will once more prove that he is one of the best players in the past 10 years, and that is one of the few playing legends. When playing to their fullest San Antonio just cant be matched, and although the whole west got better from the trades, there is not a single team that can match San Antonio's starting 5. Duncan is the best leader, best player, and smartest player of today, and he trully is playing smart basketball (I am European, so I see SA games as smart, tacktifull, and good for eye- although others might disagree). Greg Popovich proved that he is one of the best managers of all times, and he is the strong reason why he has so many good players on his team, without ever beeing in calary cap problems (no one wants to leave SA, although Parker and Ginobily could easely find a bette paying jobs). I think that SA will once again conquer west, and meet Detroit in the finals. The finals will once again belong to SA, as will the title of new NBA champion.

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REGGAE- Black Uhuru Posted: 3/10/2007 10:51:12 PM
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John Merion - Journy to real Secret (secret to all relationship) - the key to all Posted: 2/18/2007 5:18:51 AM
I posted this under relationship, but I guess its not the place for this kinda story. If you dont like the story, or just read the last part please dont respond with a stupid comment, if you however like the store you are more than welcome to respond to it. P.S.This is a thriller that will take you away from reality, it will make you realize all the small thing that used to be big, but they were not, only for you to find out that they might be big when they are really small and trust me you me they that they know what fait awaits little Richie on his long Journey in Paris. You may ask yourself are the relationships real? Do they really exist? What is it that hold it together. Yes, of course they are. I mean you see people on the streets holding hands and just hanging out all the times by themselves forgeting the rest of their friends and whonot (can i say whonot, well even if i cant i just made up a new word so stick with it). You will get the explanation for the relationship and for its unique secret. Trust me. Day One Mr. John Merion was a college graduate and a sex therapist majoring in Transmition and Optimology, now not to be off topic he did have a thing for ladies. The bigest problem of Mr. John or as his friends called him little Richie just because he was 10% black and looked like Little John and since his name was already John they couldnt use John (wait a need a comma) , , and besides Little Shiznyt and Little Scrappy were taken - they simply decided to go with Little Richie. He did like ladies, however:;! he couldnt get them to be with him. His biggest problem was that he couldnt have babies, or maybe he didnt, or maybe he wanted, but to be sure of that you have to ask him. No wait that was not his biggest problem, his biggest problem was that his testicles (thi shouldnt be offensive language since we all have them, nowdays some ladies have them as well) were bigger than his tool. No hold on that wasnt the problem either, he could have a lot of kids since he had a lot of little fellas flowing through there, so what was really the problem? Well lets get back to day one, and first date for Mr. John Merion who needed a girl really bad. It was a hot and tizzling rainy snowy day in a hot and wet south Missississipppii so John decided since he lived in LA that he really didnt need that overcoat and that umbrella for going on a date. Instead he put on a nice tux which was rented a day before for him 84 y.o mother's weading and he insisted on not buying one since he was a car salesman (even though he finished college with a masters in pediatrics) he still got through with wearing his jammies to work. Anyways back to the story. John realized that he doesnt need a worm clothes for his date so he reminded himself of that nice ngiht shirt he had from his dad when he was sailor on a shit that was sailing to the port of mexico every so often that after some time he didnt see his dad at all. His dad used to tell him he worked on a big ship with a lot of hot sailors from all over the world, and that they all used to go around in girls panties and pretend that they were girls. His mom didnt approve of that, but than again she never saw him agian either. John was really depressed in his early years, since he didnt understand why him mother would dissaprove of his father wearing girls things, when in the same time she always said she would like a hot pool boy on top of her. To understand this he became a sex therapist who majored and minored in political science. To him sex was a unreachable land far far far away that he could only understand if he learnd about it in many books that he read over 5 years period. He learned a lot from the books, and most of all he really started to feel confident about his first date now that he was thinking abou that. He walked outside his condo on the corner of 1st and 2nd street which was parallel and prependicular to 2nd avenue which crossed 1st blvd where he had to meet his friend. Ok now lets go back and see how he met his friend, or should we say a potential girlfriend of his, or maybe the girl who will steal his virginity, although on thought of that he got shivers all over his body, because he was only virgin in one place, and that place he always thought was supposed to be virgin. But he didnt care. He met her on this website called plantyofmmet.com/net.org. They chatted for a while, and since he majored in computer science he really could type at the rate of a squirl when ridden on a little bicycle across the lake. He was throwing heavy words at his new friend like Uncut and Uterus, although she wasnt very impressed with him at first. He never gave up, and he really went for it, after all if you dont go for something you will end up not getting it, and trust me him me he really didnt get it in the high schoool. Well he was really pushy at first, and after she told him no for 100008983r times he decided to ask her only one more time. And that time she said no. He asked her again and got the same answer, but next time he got yes, and only with her gay friend Jack. He thoguht that the third time is always lucky for him, although he was forgeting the numbet before that. They talked on the phone once as well, and she saw something in him that she havent seen in any other man before. She saw that he really needs a girl bad, and since she didnt have a boyfriend for a long long time she might give him a shot. That was how Harry met Sally but Sally was Jack who was gay, so Harry met Ronda who was a girl that he chatted with on internet. It was a nice and a sunny day with potential rain or even a smog overwhelming a city of LA that is so clean that you can actually see what you breed in. The particles are all over and if you swollow a big one you can caugh it out and think how poor people in Canada can just imagine what kind of nasty things they are breathing in when they cant even see them. All around the streets of the 1st blvd which was also known as the street of fallen heroues, the heroes that fell on that street back from Viatnam when it was a day of peeled bannanas day and since than the street was known as street of fallen heroes. Not that anyone would argue with that, but the street could also be called a street of Plastic smiles, since so many people there have had plastic surgery that they just hang out on the corner trying to outsmile one another. Few people tore their new and precious mouth appart, but in all it was a fine competiotion. Anyways back to John. John was still walking down the street when he noticed that he was completely unshaved, untrimmed at the place where it mattered and uncut. How he saw t his, well he realized that night shirt was only good enough to cover his upper part of his body, so he ran into a first store that he could find. It smelled funny, almost like a girls parfume all around him when he asked one of the employers what they have for him, since he was in this ugly situation. The girl showed him the sign and he suddenly realized that he was standing in Victorias Secrets (the secret that most of the men know by this time, but clearly he still didnt know the secret). He wanted that secret so bad that he had to purchase a brand new bra, which in the same time could be a great present for his date. To find out that secret he tore up a bag, took a bra out and read the instructions from the little paper that hanged on the back of the bra. It says model 2230 bootylicious. He was close to his goal, now he had only to decypher this code. He needed someone who really knew history well, and who was tight with Vatican city. Yes he called the famos Tom Hanks. Tom was a nice enough fella to tell him that his next mark is awaiting him in Paris, but for him to get to Paris it would be too long and he wouldnt be able to get with that girl, o god what's her name he coudlnt remember, maybe its because he is loosing him mind over the new and overwhelming secret of his. But he really had to find out what it is. Its the key to everything, and its the key TO RELATIONSHIP. He had to fly to Paris. He started running down the street to the first place where he could grab a cab. His tool was swinging up and down like tarzan flying through the forest, only the tarzan was stuck on one branch and was swinging back and forth without jumping to the next one. Tarzan was hurting too and his two swelled monkeys that were holding Tarzan were also banged up by Tarzan who was Hitting them every time he didnt make it to the next branch. He didnt care thoguh, he needed a secret, he needed to release the Tarzan into the wild, he needed someone who could guide him to the next step, to the ultimate secret, to the VICTORIA SECRET. He first needed to decypther who is behind all of this, but he was sure that Victoria had to do something with it. She might be dead by now, but the stories of her secret still live on. He yelled at the first cab driver and pulled him over on the side, it was what he predicted an Arabian guy, no he wasnt racist its just that there are a lot of cab drivers that are Arabian, and he liked the thought of arabian women all over him, but he needed that secret first. He jumped into a cab and as the cab driver turned his face was in shock. John didnt have any shoes, and its a disrespectfull thing in Arab countries to walk into a cab without the shoes. His plan was ruined and he just started. He didnt give up yet, that secret made him strong, he knew if he could find a cab with the laptop in it he could schedule a new date when so it gives him enough time to get back from paris with the secret that every woman would kill for. He knew that he could be a master of puppets or a puppet of a master it depends on how kinky that girl, what was he rname, o yeah Robin was. Robin isnt that a guys name? Well whatever it is it could mean only one thing that she was a girl or a guy or a transvestite or maybe a cross dreser, but it ment only one thing anyways. Jumping to another cab made him regret the day he was born. This time he sat on his Tarzan and his monkey's before moving them. After all he wasnt used to Tarzan be in motion so much. He yelled : DRIVE NOW!!!!! Cab Driver: Where to chief? Joshn: Drive you peace of .... The cab driver clearly scared stepped on the gas and put the pedal to the metal, metal because he didnt have anything under his feet but metal since he threw his rags that were there months ago and he forgot to buy new ones, so he used every opportunity to put the pedal to the metal. John was a middle aged man of about 35, 5-13 and weighted about 200 pounds which was perfect for his strong and long arms, but not so good for his short legs. You see he has a really short legs, so everytime he would play soccer or any other sport he would giggle a lot. It wasnt untill some time that he realized that all that grass is softly touching his testicles which made him laugh. Everyone on that field thought that he was the happiest man alive, but what he held inside was a real John. John who was a sex therapist, and although he never had a real sexual experience besides hte prostitute on a 27 blvd ave he really knew a lot about sex. For example he knew that the G spot is the friction of imagination of all the women in this world, some girl actually made it to make it harder on all the men in the world for treating them like lower class. They could always say that they cant find their G spot, which made men uneasy. You see every man on this earth thinks that he is the best lover, and if someone is to prove him wrong it would be himself, but he knows in his mind that he is the best lover. Every men gives himself such a pleasure that no women can give him after few years of marriedge, so that's the direct proof that he is the best lover. John also knew that guys like Antonio Banderas and Johnny Depp are also not good at all. THey have money, they can have any girl they want, why the hell do they need to try anywyas? His knowledge went so far that he realized that one day he might just do the same thing and make up a thing on a man;'s body that is like G spot, o wait a minute he thought to himself as the cab driver had his pedal to the metal just because under the pedal there was only metal anyways, and since his car was pretty bad pedal to metal ment evey goddamn ride that he gave in his sorry life. There was such a place that men made up just to trigger the frustration in women, and this time MEN won, since that made up spot in in such a place that even the best girl lover would be offended to give a man his ultimate pleasure. Yes that spot was a prostate. John heard of prostate cancer, but he now knows that men outsmarted women by putting their g spot in their ass. Yes, he thoguht, how clever. ANyways back to the story. Driver was close to the airport now, and it was getting dark outside. It was time to pay. John (since he was only in his night shirt) didnt look like he had money, but he was smart enough to stash it in one place, and one place only where no one would ever go, unless it was another man who liked going that place, or maybe a girl who was trying to find the G spot, or maybe a cab driver who deparetly needed money for some car rugs so he doesnt have to go pedal to metal, but he was sure that someone would go there sooner or later. Not to delay that decision he went there himself. Pulling out a stash of dough he gave a cab driver a handfull of 20's and cab driver gave him a nasty loook. What happend to all the good people john wondered. John was a tall man, neveretlesetjebndsf his short lags didnt give him that look of a tall man. He was a handsome and disguasting in the same time, since after all not shaven and not trimmed he looked like Tom Hanks on the Ape planet Island the day after tomorrow movie. He really needed Tom on his quest, but after all he needed to get the secret himself, and no Toms in the world are strong enough to sustain that kind of secret, a unique and vicious secret that many have killed before when there is a sale at the store. You see women go there when they have 50% off trying to find the secret, but end up in a big fight, and usually few girls are taken out by the emergency cars. Some of them dont survive, the young ones, the ones that were just laid out tend to be broken easely, they are pray more than predator, and the big, old, saggy ones who really need the support from victoria are the ones that come on top, since the scars from plastic surgeries shows who is the dominant species in that sea. John walked into a first shot in the airport, he needed pocked badly. Not because he couldnt stash his daugh, but becasue he might flush is since he felt a sudden urge to do the number two in number one place. John boguht a new pair of Khaki pants, and finally he looked like a man who is on the way of discovering something big. He went and purchased a plane ticked to paris, right after that he did number two in number one spot, although it was hard he didnt want to stop on his quest so he had to duck down and do it on the urinal, cus after all what's this life without a goal, and what's life without the ultimate quest? He was on the plane, and he finally fell asleeep. ZZZZZZZZ .... to be continued. Dont miss - Day TWO John on a plane, a big brestead flight attendant who is tryint to score John some extra peannuts. Than after that a season long finale John in Paris, his quest for ultimate Victorias Secret, and his quest of findihg a girl, his quest of finding a true reason behind relationship, and the truth of qhy is John short legged. Stay tuned Day Two Dark, where am I thought John whose name was actually Jonathan but instead of calling him that his parents decided to go with John, since it was such a unique and rare name that they just had to give their son name JOHN. John did stand for something, in old Greek Mythology it means a God who masturbated too much without the lube. It was the fate that made him John, since he really never used lube, see he was cheap and could always spit, but now that he is on his quest he took all his money and he wanted to spend it all on finding the true secret, the Victoria’s secret. He was overwhelmed with emotions now that he finally remembered where he was. He was flying to Paris to meet his secret guide which was Tom Hanks who was there taping a movie about some guy who looked like some other guy, who acted as another guy, and who was trying to kill the first or save the first guy, it didn’t really matter as long as they follow the path which he found right away, but was stupid enough to go all over the city and look for it again and almost get killed. Than he liked a girl a lot, but never got with her because he didn’t know the secret. Tom could be his guide up until some point, but John needed more than that, he needed luck. If he was to find the secret in a sexy city like Paris he needed to follow his Tarzan and his Monkey’s a lot more than Mr. Tom or the guy who Tom acted as who went all over the city to return to the same place where he started. He knew now that it was a bad idea to call Tom, Tom had no clue, and he was simply dumb. Back on the plane everything was dark again, it was probably because it was a night time around Europe and the blinds were closed on the windows, so he couldn’t see anything anyways. But there was hope. He needed some light, any kind of light just so he can go to the bathroom, or maybe even get something to eat. He finally realized what’s wrong. He had cover on his eyes. Some of the flight attendance has put something over his face so he couldn’t see. Could this really be that he has an enemy that was trying to stop him from finishing his quest? Might be, and he was quick to find out. As soon as he pulled the little elastic cover that went behind his ears and over his eyes he was looking at a woman about 35 with enormous breasts which were staring at him like a drunken monkey staring at a glass of beer with his hands on his Johnson. He knew that they were enemies, and no matter how big they were he could fight them as good as he fought his younger sister back when he was 15 and she was 4. He knew that he still had his powers in him, and as soon as he tried to punch on of the breasts he found himself strapped to the chair. He was doomed. No dear readers don’t give up on John yet, he was mistaken…. .. This breast had arms and head, and in fact it was a flight attendant who was simply trying to help him get comfy after he fell asleep as soon as he sat down. He was finally relieved that he had someone on his side, at that everyone else on this plane might be his enemy. Primary he would concentrate on females, since he knew how vicious they were. He went to couple of sales at Wall Mart and some other stores, and he saw what a sick and unpleasant event that was. Blood everywhere, bags of clothes being carried out, fights at self check outs, hair pulling, - it was just horrible. He couldn’t stand it anymore, he had to do something. He tried to separate two young girls fighting, but than it all turned against him. He knew he was in trouble. All the girls in the store claimed that he was a sexist since the words that he said couldn’t be translated into anything else. He simply said – stop fighting **es!!!! Yes that was the last time he tried to stop a girls fight. He remember that he was in hospital for good two months before he could get back to his job of car mechanic, even though he was a sex therapist majoring in political science, and minoring in industrious cultivism. He thought he had it made, but for some unknown reason he ended up as being a poor middle range guy that no girl wanted to shoot for, although shooting part is usually said about the guys. They usually say what girl they want to shoot for. O no its what girls usually they want to shoot at, or at their face, or all over their bodies, well he couldn’t remember exactly where guys wanted to shoot it, but he was certain that he really needed to shoot it. Yes he was horny and he admitted it, he wasn’t one of those guys who were afraid to say that he is horny. In fact just about a week ago our Hero John was standing on the corner of 5th blvd st and was holding a sign I AM HORNY IF YOU ARE HORNY HORN FOR HORNY. He got ran over. Anyways back on the plane, what was so different abut this plane was that they didn’t serve him peanuts. He needed them really bad, he knew that all that concentrated mass in peanuts was going right to his testicles, which would make him make clearer decision once he lands in the city of Angles who are having sex which is Paris. Earlier he left city of Angels who are coughing and choking and ended up in a bright and sunny Paris, o wait it was his overhead light in the plane, no never mind he was still in the plane. Big breasted woman by the name of Angie brought him, upon his request, a tiny bag of peanuts which he ripped right off and in rebellion stuffed them in his mouth finishing the whole little tiny bad in about a second or so. Since he wanted more, he has made a deal with the big breasted attendant. He told her that if she brings him more peanuts he wont ask her for her milk in his coffee, which he agreed on. It was hard at first for him not to ask for milk since his coffee tasted like horses sweat, but since he was already double the size of a normal man, and his allergy to peanuts was working fine he decided not to. Landing was like any other. First pilot announced that they might land, and than after a few bumps and tires squealing they finally came to the stop. Paris was beautiful and lighted as always. The whole city was on its legs, or at least the part where he was walking through. It was a forest like place where all the girl in pretty short dresses were offering themselves to him. He didn’t speak any French, but he knew that they knew that he knows about the secret, so by them knowing and him finding out they want him to want them which is simply they want him and that’s it. Once again he felt like a pray in Macy’s on a 50% off, but this time he didn’t want to call anyone any names, after all he knows that its rude to call someone a , unless she likes to put a strap on ponder her man gently and act like a **. He never got involved into that too much, since he really didn’t see any magic in putting a thing on your stomach if you don’t have real thing. He would much rather (if he found a woman that is into that) have a guy inside with a girl behind him pushing it, o wait, he would rather have not not to have not. So he decided to stay away from women like that, since he didn’t want another man involved, unless that man is somehow giving him a hand, wait he doesn’t want a hand, no he just doesn’t want any of that. He jus want women all over him, he wants them to long him as much as he was longing them over the past 25 years. Since he was tired from all that walk he decided to step into a nice hotel outside of that park or forest or whatever it is where all the nice ladies stay at night. As he walked outside that park or forest, he noticed a small ugly electric car parked. He needed a car badly, a car that could go around French streets quick, so he decided to rent one. As he was driving in a small kids electric car he had all the time in the world to think about his codes. VICTORIA SECRET’S MODEL# B CUP Than it hit him, he rearranged the words and it spelled something like this S’TERCES AIROTCIV #LEDOM PUC B He knew that he needed to decipher this again, so he was thinking hard again. He thought of every possible combination, but than it hit him again, this time it was a bird’s turd on his head. He knew that lady luck was on his side, but just to make sure it’s really luck hi tasted a bit. He was sure. Pubic - there was definitely a word out of the other letters that spelled like that. He knew what his first task was. In city of love, sex and passion, one most not have any pubes. He decided to shave his pubic, and he had to do it right away so he can get the next sign. Stay Tuned Day 3 ….. John shaved his pubes, the next code kicks in. Dangerous streets of Paris and how is John being able to deal with it. A lot of hairy women all over the place, could he take it? You will discover all, but not today, maybe not tomorrow, but probably soon. Day Three John had to think, he thought fast, but from all that thinking he got a headache, so he had to think slower, and slower almost like George W. He started thinking exactly like George 24/7 – 24 hours a week 7 days a month. But it was too goddamn slow, he needed another clue. It was right next to him, in his head, but he still couldn’t get it. His first task needed to be completed. Shave your pubes. In French there are many similarities between French and englo-saxonian , so he tried to communicate with his broken English, although he was an American he still tried talking in broken English in hope that someone might understand him. It was early, yet he had to finish the first task. He went to a barber shop asking for a nice and clean shave. He got what he asked for, just in the wrong place. Actually he never asked for anything thinking that the barber might know what he is after, but it was a wrong call. John was now thinking faster again, he had a rabbit up his sleeve, but the only problem is that he died a while ago when he was on his mom’s wedding. He tried to pull a trick from his sleeve there, but the rabbit that he got was too fat, so he stayed under the sleeve and died. Now the rabbit had to come out. The trick was into explaining barber that his pubes need to be shaven so he can move on to a next task. Although a slight arm movement down there might do it he thought of a different way. He said it in plain English. Shave my pubes. Yes this worked, as soon as he said it the barber showed him to take the pants off. What John didn’t know is that pubes (if you say in exact same way as you do in English just with a little different accent) actually means ass hair. Yes it brought more trouble. When barber finished shaving John was loosing all his hope, he didn’t have any more euros, but he was also shaved on his behind. He didn’t wait long until the barber realized that John was actually trying to shave his pubes (which if said in a little more Italian than English accent actually means pubes) he felt sorry for the fella and did it for free. John was exciting that he finally finished the first task, and the answer was clearer now. From the look down there he realized that the second clue had to do something with no hair. But of course thought John. He quickly came to the conclusion. It was there all along but with no pubes it was as clear as crystal clear water from springs of Niagara falls mixed with bear’s urine and fishes dump. Yes it was clear as that, although it took a while to gain the stability that John slowly began to loose. He lost the grip on reality now, he felt high on adrenaline rush, and it was clear that the next task was something to do with no hair. It was passion. He needed to find passion in the city of Paris. But where? Where you might ask my dear readers, but passion was in the sky, in the air, in the water, only think that John needed to do was follow the signs. First sing was when he saw two blonde women walking down the street. As he turned and listened he heard that one of them said that air smelled like semen. Passion in the air. The other one replied that she just burped and that is the smell. Ewww thought John as he had a close encounter with his second task. But it was close. If he has no hair, than there needs to be something that will be close to his hair so the clue will show itself. It was close; he remembered now where the passion is. If he is hairless, and most of the French women are hairy than the opposites attract each other and show the sign. As he roamed on the streets of Paris he saw the sign that was as clear as sky in Siberia in December. It was a Victoria Secret – a store with a hairy French women with unshaved armpits and moustache on the poster who is showing with her left arm high above the store. He needed to get up on top of the store and find out where this sign is showing. He from the map that there were no other stores behind this one, since there was only an ocean, but maybe the clue doesn’t lay in Paris, but London? to be continued...

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REGGAE- Black Uhuru Posted: 6/20/2006 3:36:40 PM
P.S Great suggestions, I found some amazing songs, and keep it up

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REGGAE- Black Uhuru Posted: 6/20/2006 3:31:44 PM
Once again thax a lot, and I guess no one else beside us listens to reggae :)

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REGGAE- Black Uhuru Posted: 6/15/2006 10:54:07 AM
Thanx a lot, yes I do like Steel Pulsa and Desmodn Dekker, also the Melodians are great. Not that huge on Jimmy CLiff, but will defintetly check out Third World. Thanx a lot

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REGGAE- Black Uhuru Posted: 6/13/2006 5:22:46 PM
I just have some quick questions for people who love reggae. I like anyone else started with Marley... I didnt listen to reggae as much, but than I heard Black Uhuru and since than (that was 3 years ago) I was listening to reggae every day and still do. I like Mikey Dread (some songs), WIlling Souls, Bernington Levy, Eek A Mouse, Burning Spear... the list goes on, but I just cant find any band as good as Uhuuru. DOes anyone knows the band that is similar to them in a style and in lyrics? Is there suck a band? Also you can tell me your list, I might be able to get few songs that I like. Thanx a lot

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NBA Playoffs 2006 Posted: 4/26/2006 2:50:29 PM
As I said in some other forums... ..in MY opinion (yours might be different), I predicted that San Atonio is taking the title this year. The reason for this is simply that they have the strongest bench, and that next to strong defense wins the championship. my predictions: WEST San Antonio- Sacramento - San ANntonio easily wins this one, they might lose one, but it shouldnt be a problem for them to outcome weak Kings Phoenix - Lakers - Phoenix will win this easy. LA got lucky to get to the pley offs, but Koby is not Jordan, and he cant win it all. Besides MVP (Nash), is still one of the best players in the league, and even though they lost Amare, they still have a guy who is playing on MVP level, so this should be easy one for Suns. Denver-LAC - I said couple of weeks ago that LAC will win this with ease. I still think that they are much too powerfull and underated as a team. I think that most of us dont even realize that they are playing like demons. Elton Brand can be MVP (but wont because the voters dont give him enough credit). Casell is in his top form, and Magetti is also playing good. I think that LA will past by Denver with ease Dallas -Memphis - This one is easy, Dallas will win this. Paul Gasol is injured (but playing), and he cant give his 100%. Without him playing at the best they cant cope with the strenght of Dallas. EAST Detroit- Mil. - Detroit crushes them Miami -Chicago - Miami wins, but they will lose one in Chicago NJN- IND - I think that this is the most interesting series. I myself believe that Nets can go all the way to finals. They have a great team, and a stronger bench than Detroit. I believe that Indiana will fight hard but on the end they will lose. I think that Nets are the best team in the east. The reason for me saying this is simply because Detroit is forcing their first 5 to play all the time (the whole season, and now pley offs). They dont use bench, and if you look at their bench besides McDays they dont have anyone who can make some major impact on the game. Clevland- Washington - I said that Washingon will win thism and I still believe it. Not because they are a better team, but just because they have a previous playoff experience. And if you wathced them last years they go crazy in the pleyoff. Its going to be a tough game, but Was will win. So for my final it would be San Antonio and NJ Nets, but SA will take the championship again.

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WORLD CUP SOCCER 2006 Posted: 2/28/2006 6:42:02 PM
True, I love European leagues, and people all over the world do to. Sum1 you need to realize that back at that time there was a lot of Italian and Irish immigrants at those places that you mentioned. That was the only reason for attendance to be that high (but it was olny at 2-3 cities. Now its 2nd and 3 generations who are not interested in football, but they are only interested in baseball. There is no way of making any league here, and if they do there is no money in it (and we all know that if there is no money, there is no way that US would invest money in it).

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WORLD CUP SOCCER 2006 Posted: 2/27/2006 6:18:32 PM
sum1reel I dont think that its about Fifa at all, its not a very good argument to say that if the US would split it would be much better. For who? If America splits there would be no fans to watch football here. Its not like all the big teams would rush to join America, they would stay with fifa. I dont see your poing since you should know there there is zero interest in football here. There is no real stars, and the only bigger names are the ones that play in Europe (Donovan). Adu is young and good, but he will vanish if he stayes here. Its not nice to tell people that they lost theur useless mind, since what you are saying is totally stupid. I think that your proposition is the worst stupidity that I heard in a while. Also I dont think that you know much about football since you are saying things like that. You have to add more to that argument than to just say that they should split. Who would play in that champiosnhip. What countries would join US (maybe Canada, but I am sure that Mexico wouldnt). Lets not even talk about S.America, they would never join America and make a championship with them. Besides, US would never put that much money since they know that its worthless and that they would not get any money back. Nobody here wants football, they want American Football, Baseball and Hockey.

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WORLD CUP SOCCER 2006 Posted: 2/27/2006 4:16:43 PM
jambermush you are right. Italy did get cheated a lot of times since 94. I dont this Germany has that strong of an attack when you compare it to any other good tems. England has Rooney and Oven, Italy has Gilardino and Del Piero, Holland has Rood Van Nosterooy, and Germany is behind them (france has Theiry Henry whoch is also better than any German atacker), so the only way for me to see Germany winning this or going far is by the help of the referees. Europ wasnt set up, its just that Greeks played in defensive style. They crossed the center once or twice in the whole game, and that's when they scored. Its the worst football ever, but I guess it works.

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WORLD CUP SOCCER 2006 Posted: 2/25/2006 11:38:27 PM
I understand that, but tell me one sport that doesnt include cheating? Basketball - Lakers against Kings ( a season before Koby and O'neal split, also one before that too) they went to finals and wom. Why? Because the only team that had two superstars on their team and they were selling out arena like crazy. They were making most money on Lakers in those 3-4 years. Stern knew that if LA wins NBA will earn a lot more than any other team - its a fact. Baseball - with all the steroids and other things including fixing the games (which still happens just ppl dont know about it). Football - again its the same story, teams that will sell the most they will go far ( I am not saying winning, but pretty far) Chess is the only sport in the world that is not rigged :) What my point is- everyone cheats, but dont make it so obviously!!! and in soccer its easy to see that its set up ( Korea beating Italy with penalty and help from refs, France winning both European and World championship when they were not even that good, and so on). Again I dont think technology would improve this all that much, since they can just pay players not to play. I really dont know what's the answer, and that's why I started watching Spanish league more than any other champiosnhip (even the world championship is not getting me excited as Spanish league is). THey are currently playing the best soccer in the world. And if it was payed for Real would win every time, but its not.

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WORLD CUP SOCCER 2006 Posted: 2/25/2006 2:29:01 PM
I understand where you are coming from, but without Italy, Brazil, Germany, France... it would be no good to have a championship on its own. And besides not many ppl in US would be interested in that. I think that FIFA is an organization with a good purpose, but with bad ppl on top. If they just remove all the scum from it, it would be great like it used to be. Blatter- the guy who is on top is one of the worst ever to be on top of the worlds football house. His decisions made soccer worst. I dont think if you put technologu that will improve the game. I think that the way the game used to be when Maradona, Pele and others were playing, was much better. There were a lot less rules, and players were giveing their best for their national teams. Now its all different. Players dont want to get hurt, since the clubs they are playing in is giving them millions, and they just dont care much for national team. Also most of the stars are asked by their club managers not to play too hard, since they need them too.

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Dallas Mavericks Posted: 2/25/2006 2:05:11 PM
True, every time I see that fat fuk i want to hit him with a baseball bat across hif fat head. I dont know who ever picked him to be on television. The guy can hardly talk

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your ultomate soccer 11 dream team Posted: 2/24/2006 3:47:54 PM
from all timers it would be 3-4-3 gk Jashin Defense Maldini Baresi Roberto Carlos Mid Maradona M. Laudrup Beckenbauer Gulit Att Roberto Baggio Van Basten Pele For me Maradona is definetly the best player of all times. As for now I dont think any of the players could compare to players on this list. Little Leo Messi has potential, and Ronaldinho would definetly be a sub on my list of all timers. Other than that Buffon is a great GK, but no real stars like it used to be.

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Where are all the basketball fans? Posted: 2/24/2006 3:31:43 PM
San Antonio is taking the championship.(beating Dallas in west and Miami) Indiana is beating Pistons in Playoffs (but losing to Miami after Detroit in easter final) Final : San Antonio : Miami (San Antonio wins) I will bet $300 on this.

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Barca VS Chelsea Posted: 2/24/2006 3:29:15 PM
Did you guys see the game? Well from what I saw I can say that Chelsea were lucky, because they got out of the game that coulda been diseaster for them. They got 2 in their net, but it coulda been a lot more if Etoo got one more in, also Larson had the great chance, and lets not forget the post that Messi hit. I think that Barca is playing the best soccer in the world, and its by far the best team. Real Madrid, Chelsea and Juventus who have spent a lot of money on the best players can never even come close to Barca ( and even last year they were unlucky against Chelsea). I am not a Barca fan, but I definelty think that they are the best club. !!!Forza INTER!!!

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Dallas Mavericks Posted: 2/24/2006 3:23:52 PM
No chance for Dallas to be a top western contender. First there are Spurs, who even if they dont play a beautifull baskeball game like Dallas, they are the top team, and in playoffs they go crazy. Second Phoenix is also better than Dallas, they just had a lot of injuries. Dallas is an attacking team that play good basketball, but no good enough for championship (remember Kings from 2001-2003 same thing, good basketball, but not enough for ring). They need major improvments in defse, which would mean change in team - which would also mean a change in players- which will than mean totally different game :) So if you are a Dallas fan you should enjoy the game, but not expect the ring.

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WORLD CUP SOCCER 2006 Posted: 2/24/2006 3:17:02 PM
Most of the matches were fixed for South Korea, same thing in France in 98, it was all fixed. A penalty for France against Italy (only the ref thought that the player was fauled, no one else). I think its going to be same in Germany, they are at least going in Q.FInals, if not finals. Its same everywhere, if Germany gets to final , there will be a lot more money made since its in Germany, it was the same with France. I just hope that both Germany and France dont make it out of the group stages. Argentina is my favorite ( did you see Barcelona-Chelsea) Leo Messi is definelty one of the top players. ALso Tavez has been on a form in Argentina for over 2-3 years now, and he will be the next best striker.

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Because I am a man Posted: 2/19/2006 7:47:45 PM
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer. Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue. Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu". For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together. Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator). Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger -- I mean, how the hell could he know where we're going? Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or baseball, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't. Because I'm a man, I am capable of announcing, "One more beer and I really have to go", and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I'll be home soon, and no, I don't understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. Like, what's the connection? Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't. Because I'm a man, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating. Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now? Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the 90's, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest.

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Define cheating Posted: 2/16/2006 11:55:38 PM
Its simple Your penis into a womens vagina I hope my definition helps

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Is lying a deal-breaker? Posted: 2/16/2006 11:52:47 PM
He is probably also sex friend (strictly), cmon whats wrong with girls? And if you talk to her and she told you that he didnt do anything with her its a lie also. You cant trust man!!! You simply cant P.S I dont even trust myself 0 but its not our fault we see some boobs and ass and we go for it. Double P.S if I was in Vegas with some girl (no matter who she is) I would party

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WORLD CUP SOCCER 2006 Posted: 2/12/2006 7:41:20 PM
Italy of course, but they will not win/ They dont have a strong squad like they did in '94 or even in '98. I think that the strongest team is still Brazil, the second strongest is Argentina, but both of those teams can mess up against weak teams. I would say England has a pretty good chance since they have a great squad, but you cant exclude Germany because its their home and I am positive that refs will do w/e it takes to get them as far as possible. Adriano, Ronaldinho, Robinho are the best players right now, France and Zidan are out of question since they are weak and most of the ppl on the squad are old. If you wanna talk about small teams that might go to finals I would say Coast D'Ivory has a good chance (they were robbed of African cup just because they played in Egipt which won on penalties), other team that might be suprise is: Serbia (best defense in Euro Qual.) Group C is definetly the hardest out of all of them, and I cant wait for the WC 06 to begin

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8 Types Of Guys Women Avoid Posted: 2/12/2006 7:29:59 PM
8 types of Women that Guys avoid 1. Talks too much 2. Doesnt want sex 3. Wants a prince on a white horse, but doesnt want to ride the horse first 4. TALKS TOO MUCH 5. TALKS TOO MUCH 6. TALKS TOO MUCH 7. TALKS TOO MUCH and finally 8.TALKS TOO MUCH its more of a joke, so ladies dont get offended - although you could consider this next time you go on a date, trust me it does help

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