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Posted: 7/22/2009 12:41:01 PM i wouldnt mind..but if Fido starts taking video he's outta the room ..i just know he would post that on that video sharing forum for dogs...chewtube.  IdoAllmyOwnStunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 21 (view)   Men Shaving... Posted: 6/4/2009 2:09:16 PM i shaved there once.. a week later i got arrested on the subway for scratching! ..........................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 1 (view)   is there enough humor in my profile? Posted: 6/2/2009 7:04:56 AM i might add more or less... or more muahahahaha what do you think? ..........................................................................................................................................  IdoAllmyOwnStunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 29 (view)   Sex with no strings attached, is this possible? Posted: 5/27/2009 2:27:02 PM its possible to have sex without the strings but you'll definitely need handcuffs or silk ties or maybe duct tape.. jus sayin ........................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 29 (view)   g spot Posted: 5/14/2009 8:37:04 AM Recently i went to the library to check out a book to learn more of this spot they speak of. i looked in the adult section, the anatomy, the psychology section.. i looked everywhere but i just could not find it! the librarian claimed it was there.. but after looking for an hour i gave up! ill try a different library next time  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 893 (view)   Is oral sex cheating? Posted: 3/27/2009 5:43:27 AM oral sex isnt cheating.................................... if your doing it on yourself! ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 28 (view)   opinions on people that cyber Posted: 3/10/2009 8:28:15 AM i think of cyber as performance art.. i rememeber cyber in the early days when you had to spin the typewriter around so she could reply.  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 19 (view)   how do i get a guy just to b friends???? Posted: 3/10/2009 8:20:16 AM the best male friend is one thats neutered, check the personals at Eunichs.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 149 (view)   All Night Lovemaking! Posted: 12/4/2008 1:03:10 PM starbucks is going to start brewing a Vaigra Espresso so not only can you last longer but you can stay awake after too .........................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 6 (view)   sleeping around on vacation... Posted: 12/4/2008 1:00:50 PM what ever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....jus sayin ........................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 14 (view)   cramps Posted: 10/5/2008 7:23:28 PM it aways amazes me that they dont make a chocolate covered midol. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 35 (view)   FRENCH SPEAKER Posted: 9/23/2008 11:24:32 AM i dont have an accent but i do kiss in French. ....................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 120 (view)   Hi just had a date from hell....again Posted: 7/1/2008 1:13:10 PM i like to pay on the first date.. i dont even mind when she supersizes her combo meal without askin' ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 39 (view)   Do you pee in the shower? Posted: 6/25/2008 8:34:04 AM i pee in the shower only when im really drunk because hitting the shower takes a lot less hand - eye - penis cordination and aim.... ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 8 (view)   What would you inscribe or etch for posterity about yourself Posted: 6/3/2008 7:51:12 PM probably my initials.. but way up high were only i can reach. i hope my friends say.. i always wanted him on my team i aways wanted him as my back but most of all i always wanted him as my friend i hope my Ex's say... he ruined me for everyone else..  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 37 (view)   Friend Found Wife's Strap-On Posted: 5/13/2008 10:05:26 AM the only strap on i've ever used is a feed bag. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 28 (view)   do men REALLY like girls with strong personalities and tomboys? Posted: 5/7/2008 10:33:09 AM i know i do! as long as you dont pee standing up its cool~ .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 56 (view)   i like phone sex Posted: 5/7/2008 10:31:25 AM id like to try phone sex but i cant find a phone that fits. i also run out of mins too quick and im too embarased to go to verizon and say my package is too small  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 296 (view)   Erotic Stories....what do you have??? Posted: 5/7/2008 10:24:48 AM check out this dude.. hes the bomb! ******http://amoristicpillow.blogspot.com/********** .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 8 (view)   Asking you to look at naughty pics? Posted: 5/7/2008 10:22:11 AM jsut for the record, i will accept naughty pics... but only if tastefully done. .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 7 (view)   Asking you to look at naughty pics? Posted: 5/7/2008 10:21:52 AM jsut for the record, i will accept naughty pics... but only if tastefully done. .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 25 (view)   I have a thing for men... Posted: 4/29/2008 8:47:15 AM i like to be a pirate once in a while.. not capt hook but capt slightly curved. i go all out for halloween too. last year i was contaceptive sponge bob. very few were sponge worthy  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 13 (view)   How to get the most enjoyment of sex with a Gaper? Posted: 4/29/2008 8:41:33 AM i recomend Kegals and Lox for breakfast everyday .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 61 (view)   Women with no children. Posted: 4/15/2008 8:44:27 AM no kids is great! no awkward explanations the next morning that mommy likes to wrestle uncle jimbo at night sometimes. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 104 (view)   Anal Orgasm????? Posted: 4/15/2008 8:35:18 AM guys can have it too but they have to eat an incredible amount of fiber. .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 62 (view)   Sexy vs Looking For Sex Posted: 4/15/2008 8:33:58 AM it doesnt matter what you wear, guys will rate Nuns according to sexyness.. at least we did in catholic school.. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 54 (view)   Why do somewoman cry after they have sex Posted: 3/13/2008 8:45:43 AM because right after the passion is gone theres a moment of utter clarity and they reailze... " I coudda had a V- 8!"..... .......................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 20 (view)   Porn emails from friends? Posted: 3/4/2008 8:11:24 AM I used to get a lot of porn emails.. now all I get is prescription drug and mortgage rate spam... sucks getting older... .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 167 (view)   masturbating neighbor Posted: 2/29/2008 8:18:18 AM i would introduce myself as a Energizer Battery salesman. .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 21 (view)   Are you homophobic if... Posted: 2/29/2008 8:08:36 AM it wouldnt bother me at all .............. but if we all were having hot dogs id eat mine with a knife and fork. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 48 (view)   Foreskin Restoration Posted: 2/29/2008 8:06:37 AM im thinking of having that done after I get my prosthetic appendix put in. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 4 (view)   Caution: Oestrus in Progress Posted: 2/27/2008 11:15:01 AM this could easily be solved by catalouging every single strippers DNA in to a cental data base for later comparisions. its a dirty job but somebodys got to do it. ill need help, mostly cash, singles...lots of singles...  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 23 (view)   Do men feel good when they are needed Posted: 2/27/2008 8:00:57 AM ive made a simple chart to explain, I hope it clarifies things a little: needed in the bedroom = great needed to take you shopping = fate worse than death needed to help with those raging hormones = great needed to complete a honey-do list = bad needed to conceive a child = great needed to be there when its birthed = nauseating needed to check out that new lingerie = great needed to spend quality time with your mother = torture  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 56 (view)   What does a guy want to hear Posted: 2/27/2008 7:53:16 AM "you look like you could be just the right person to help me figure out the combination to the lock on my chastity belt!" ....works for me a lot..  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 18 (view)   Sex Toys... (....for men!) Posted: 2/27/2008 7:45:11 AM all men own a sex toy...... .. its called a computer ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 34 (view)   An aversion to french kissing? Posted: 2/18/2008 7:59:19 AM dont tell him its french kissing.. call it freedom kissing instead. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 36 (view)   ok ive got a g-spot question??? Posted: 2/18/2008 7:55:43 AM i went to the library to check out a book on the Gspot but i couldnt find it... .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 29 (view)   men who sleep with men but live a straight lifestyle Posted: 2/11/2008 10:06:15 AM its not for me..i cant even eat hot dogs without a knife and fork.. bananas too... ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 89 (view)   any men out there ever have an erection lasting over four hours?!!! Posted: 1/28/2008 1:01:28 PM what do they do when you go to the hospital after 4 hours? ice it or give you a stack of playboys?? ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 22 (view)   For the Guys! Posted: 1/25/2008 6:20:34 AM as long as i can still hear the play by play of the Met game its all good! .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 86 (view)   Muscular women... Turn-on or off? Posted: 1/25/2008 6:19:11 AM being in shape is awesome.. its when she can crack walnuts with her butt cheeks that its getting UN-Sexy... .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 68 (view)   Does a hysterectomy make a woman less attractive? Posted: 1/24/2008 4:46:00 AM i wont effect her attractiveness as long as she isnt wearing all the removed parts on a necklace or something. if shes crafty and makes a purse of the uterus it might be ok as long as she doesnt go crazy with the rhinestones.  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 72 (view)   Do orgasms get rid of headaches Posted: 1/24/2008 4:40:39 AM it cures headaches, makes the skin glow, kills the will to remain awake and usually chases the dog to another room. .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 9 (view)   Looking for a better condom Posted: 1/23/2008 10:22:34 AM if they made one with vertical stripes to make you appear "longer" i bet they would sell a bazillion even if you couldnt feel a thing with it on.  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 38 (view)   Sex at someone else's house... Posted: 1/22/2008 8:54:36 AM i think its no big deal and i would insist on paying for any broken furniture. ......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 46 (view)   Making out with a celebrity, forgive? Posted: 1/22/2008 8:35:53 AM as long as it wasnt Larry King its ok .......................................................................................................................................  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 21 (view)   Would you join a dating site for mentally ill? Posted: 1/22/2008 8:34:54 AM I'd have to be crazy to do that!! but so far ive tried... socially mal-adapted.com Bedroom_Closet_Shrine_Candidates.com Dyslexic's anothrufus.cat LittleYappyDogsOwners.com ObsessiveCompulsiveCompanions.com/analRetentive/ImpecablyDressed/Nohairout ofPlace.html  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 20 (view)   Would it be a time to somewhat reduce your standards? Posted: 1/17/2008 7:54:34 AM its a scientific fact that your standards fall in lock step with the amount of alcohol consumed and the nearer it is to last call.  idoallmyownstunts Joined: 1/24/2006 Msg: 14 (view)   Anyone with a possible solution? Posted: 1/17/2008 7:47:55 AM i hear rachel ray swears by EVOO, extra virgin olive oil. .......................................................................................................................................   Show ALL Forums