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Posted In Forum: All Forums Alabama Alaska Alberta Arizona Arkansas Art/Music Ask A Girl Ask A Guy Australia British Columbia Broken Hearts California Colorado Connecticut Dating & Love Advice Dating Experiences Dating Sites Delaware District Of Columbia Event Hosts forum Florida Georgia Hawaii Health & Fitness Humor Idaho Illinois Indiana Introductions Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Manitoba Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Brunswick New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Newfoundland News/Current Events North Carolina North Dakota Nova Scotia Off Topic Ohio Oklahoma Ontario Oregon Over 30 Over 45 Pennsylvania Plentyoffish Get Togethers Plentyoffish Site/Suggestions/Help Poems And Quotes Politics Prince Edward Island Profile Reviews Quebec Recipes & Cooking Relationships Religion/Supernatural Rhode Island Saskatchewan Science/Philosophy Sex and Dating Single Parents South Carolina South Dakota Sports Stories/creative writing Technology and computers Tennessee Testimonials Texas Uk Forums Utah Vermont Virginia Volunteer Moderators Only Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming Home   login   MyForums   Show ALL Forums      Author  Thread: Post a JOKE  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 886 (view)   Post a JOKE Posted: 6/10/2009 9:16:19 PM My mother got to where she was shakin real bad so I finally got her to the doctor and he asked her if she drank alot of coffee n she replied no , I spill most of it !  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 1 (view)   newsflash: wild man goes to nut house Posted: 4/30/2009 7:03:50 PM I heard on the news today that someone was checkd into the psych ward wearing only a pink thong and riding a little grey goat. Ill come get you again, but this crap has got to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 292 (view)   The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 4/30/2009 6:58:08 PM im so pissed. i lost 3 retard friends today. 1 at mcdonalds, 1 at walmart, and were the hell are you. i told yall to hold hands. :)  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 215 (view)   Funny pick up lines Posted: 4/28/2009 5:14:44 PM Hey honey , do you have a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a co#k !  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 214 (view)   Funny pick up lines Posted: 4/28/2009 4:57:49 PM Honey do you own a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise a****!  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 70 (view)   How Can You Tell If A Man Is Hitting On You? Posted: 4/26/2009 1:08:28 PM If he starts a conversation with you or sends you a drink , he is interested. It is definitly men who have a hard time with a girl who is flirting or just being friendly.  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 8 (view)   lots of sex..will he take me seriously Posted: 4/26/2009 12:35:24 PM If you feel like he just wants you for sex then you should tell him what your feeling . Get it out instead of holding it in . Atleast he will know how you feel and if he cares for you he should be more sensitive to your needs and feelings . Then you will know where you stand .  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 324 (view)   Thin Overweight Average Posted: 4/26/2009 12:17:42 PM Height is not a hugh issue with most guys , atleast you girls can get a few inches out of your shoes , weight is different for each guy . Average or even a few extra pds. is ok as long as you are proportioned . Its how you carry it .  Rick0691 Joined: 4/12/2009 Msg: 42 (view)   My gf’s crazy fantasy Posted: 4/26/2009 12:08:15 PM It would not be considered rape if you have pemission to do so , if she is your girl friend then that is her word for you to just take her and have your way with her .   Show ALL Forums