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Joined: 1/26/2006

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Funny Dating Stories....... :laugh: Posted: 4/14/2008 4:38:36 AM
Haha, these are great. I have a couple doosies myself. I was talking to this guy on here and asked him if he wanted to go to a christmas party that my friend was having in a warehouse. There were going to be a lot of gay people there, as it was for a gay charity. He said he was fine with that. I didn't want him embarrassing me in front of my friends. Well, he ended up being 3 hours late because he was down the street drinking at some bar. Then he shows up with his ex wife and assures me that they are not together anymore but they still fck every now and then. Then the ex got me alone and asked me why he came here to meet me because they are still together. Lovely. It didn't really matter anyway because later on he ended up in the bathroom with 2 other guys for over an hour. Then he was behind the bar with his hands down my friend's boyfriends pants. I ended up leaving him there and apparently so did the "ex wife" because he kept calling me saying he didn't know what happened and he was stranded there with all these fags. He kept calling me a B for leaving him there. Apparently the ex wife wasn't taking his calls either. He still tries to contact me sometimes. Yikes. The last bad date I had was with a guy who ended up being bipolar and took way too much xanax and was drinking way too much. He kept telling me I was way too beautiful for him and I would never want to date someone like him. He then proceeded to tell me that he was an ordained preist of satanisim, he even had all these pentagon and inverted cross tattoos. And he was yelling "fck the christians!!!" in the restaurant that we were in. Wow. Now I'm not really a religious person, but come on now. I don't know why i keep torturing myself.

Joined: 1/26/2006

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Pets in Bed Posted: 4/13/2008 5:13:58 PM
Holy cow there are some strong opinions on this subject. Here's my deal, my dog sleeps with my every night. If someone was over and there was some action going on then no way am I going to have my dog in the bed with me. But if we were just sleeping then he is welcome. I wouldn't want to date someone that doesn't like dogs anyway, I think it shows bad personality traits. I want a dog lover just like me. And it has nothing to do with how I value relationships with humans as opposed to animals. Everybody wants someone who has similar interests. I will always have a dog, eventually when I get a house, I want to have more than one. So if you don't love dogs then don't bother, and I have that right in my profile.

Joined: 1/26/2006

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any word or phrase taboo? Posted: 11/6/2007 11:40:19 AM
OMG these are funny. I once giggled during sex, I don't know what the big deal was, I mean if you think about it sex is kinda funny and awkward sometimes. Anyway, the guy totally yelled and went off on me saying that I was ruining the mood and if I couldn't be serious then we should just stop. Jeez!!

Joined: 1/26/2006

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sexy music Posted: 11/6/2007 11:34:01 AM
I love anything R&B. Robin Thicke's Lost Without U, is one of my faves right now. I love music that makes u feel sexy. If u start grooving in your seat when it comes on, I'm sure it will be good to get your grove on too.

Joined: 1/26/2006

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~~Best & Worst Pick Up Lines~~ Posted: 9/3/2007 6:15:00 PM
These are great. I have one that some freak used on me before. He says: Are you a parking ticket? You say: Umm...................no. He says: Cuz you got fine written all over you!!! Puleeze!!

Joined: 1/26/2006

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Have you ever clicked on a profile, only to find.... Posted: 9/2/2007 7:21:02 PM
A guy I dated a while back for almost a year recently contacted me on another website. Now keep in mind I do talk with him every now and then, but haven't really seen him in a couple years. The funny thing is I don't know if he realized it was me or not, lol. I have lost a lot of weight and my hair is very different, but still, it has my first name on there. I'm still not sure if he was just joking around or not but I found it interesting that he says he makes $50,000 a year but he's been unemployed for the last 2. And it says he lives alone but he lives in his parent's basement. It just goes to show how much people lie I guess.

Joined: 1/26/2006

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Brazilian Wax- question to the ladies Posted: 9/1/2007 4:42:02 PM
OMG!! It is not that bad, I've been doing it for a couple years now and you get far less ingrowns than shaving. But to make sure you don't get any, there is a gel called bikini zone, they sell it by the hair removers in the drug store and if you put that on everyday after your shower you won't get any. You can take an advil an hour before, and whatever you do, don't go when your close to or on your period because you are more sensitive, learned that one the hard way, lol. As far as the sex thing goes, everyone is different, I've had sex a couple hours after I had it done. I don't really get red or irritated anymore, but some people do, so whenever you feel comfortable I would say go for it!! Good Luck!!

Joined: 1/26/2006

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vampires! Posted: 8/28/2007 12:48:28 PM
OMG this thread is great. I've always thought I was alone in thinking vampires are incredibly sexy. Movies like Underworld and Queen of the Damned are great. I love biting and being bit, although not to the point of drawing blood, that's going a little too far. Has anyone seen that show Blood Ties on lifetime, its great. It has a sexy as hell vampire that just oozes sexuality.

Joined: 1/26/2006

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first date from hell Posted: 8/20/2007 1:15:01 PM
I didn't go through and read this whole thing because it's very long, but I've had some doozies myself. Last year I agreed to meet this guy at a Christmas party some of my friends were throwing for charity. He asked if he could bring some friends with him and I told him sure because there were going to be 200+ people there. Well after showing up 2 hours late because he was at a bar drinking, the only person he shows up with is his ex wife, who informs me that yes they are divorced but they still have sex. But then he ended up having some big orgy in the bathroom with a bunch of gay men, wow. You would think I would stop torturing myself but for some strange reason I still go on dates from hell, literally. A few weeks ago I meet a guy in a restaurant and informs me that he is an ordained priest of satanisim, has the pentagon tatoo and everything. Check please!!!!

Joined: 1/26/2006

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Are their any guys left who like chunky gals? Posted: 4/22/2007 6:36:30 AM
I don't really seem to have a problem. Sure there are a lot of guys who want all their women to be a size 2, but it seems there are many who either prefer curvier women or look past it. I don't lie about my body type on here, as many do I am told. Keep looking, I'm sure you will meet someone. I haven't met anyone "special" yet but I have met guys on here that like my body just the way it is. Everyone has a different idea on what is attractive, which is good because there are many differnt body types.

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Royal Oak Party - Memphis Smoke - April 14th Posted: 2/24/2007 4:57:35 PM
Sounds fun, I'll try and make it!! I've been to Memphis Smoke once about 5 years ago and had a blast. See everyone there!!

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whats with women and pets? Posted: 1/8/2007 1:24:18 PM
I would not date a man that didn't like animals, dogs in particular. I don't understand how anyone couldn't like them. I agree with mom2beagle, love me love my dog. I have pics of my beagle up on my profile and I always respond to people who compliment my dog. I will always have a dog and I want someone who doesn't just tolerate that but have the love and passion for the same thing as me.

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Granholm or DeVos? Posted: 10/25/2006 8:01:02 AM
I am not usually into politics but all I know is that Granholm is for a health insurance plan for people who don't have any, Devos said that if you want health insurance than get a job. Devos wants to ban abortion and he is for big business not the working man. I'm not saying that Granholm is better but I don't trust Devos at all. They are both idiots and liars so who is the lesser idiot??

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Any Halloween Get2Gether Posted: 10/19/2006 4:00:44 PM
Friends of mine are having their 6th annual halloween scream in roseville on the 28th. Tickets are $15 presale or I think $20 or $25 at the door. It includes beer and jungle juice and you have to have a costume to get in. You can call Mike at 586-873-5535 for more information. Its a blast I go every year.

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Introduce Yourself Here. Posted: 9/6/2006 11:29:40 AM
Hi all my name is erin and I live in the clinton township area. I've been on here a while now and no luck so far, but I keep on fishing!!

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how important is sex to women? Posted: 7/17/2006 5:14:54 PM
I think as I get older, looks have less and less to do with what I find attractive in a guy, BUT I still have to find him attractive or its not going to work. Everyone has a differnet idea of what is attractive, which is good because that usually means there is someone for everyone. I am sure there are plenty of people who don't find me attractive, but hopefully there are some that do, I'm not offended at the ones who don't and you shouldn't be either. As far as people having more than 10 sexual partners in a lifetime, I think that everyone has their own personal standards and morals so some people may think that is a lot and some may not. If you have many meaningful relationships and maybe a few (oops!) one night stands, I don't think that makes them promiscuos, but I don't judge. Back to the subject at hand, I think sex is very important, but you have to have other stuff or you just have a booty call.

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michigan colleges Posted: 7/17/2006 4:57:10 PM
I go to macomb community college in Clinton twp.

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Hairy Guys Posted: 7/15/2006 6:18:36 AM
I personally am turned off by hairy guys, I'm not saying that I would want a guy to shave his whole body, just that I have always been attracted more to guys that naturally didn't have a lot of hair. A little is ok, but no back hair, that's a deal breaker. Sorry, I can't help what turns me off, ya know?

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What is wrong with being an Atheist?? Posted: 7/14/2006 7:50:57 AM
There is nothing wrong with being an atheist, although from past experience, I would not date someone that is really religious, it just causes problems and arguments, and if you ever have kids, a whole new can of worms. There is nothing wrong with being a Christian either, but as soon as someone starts to try and cram bible stuff down my throat, its on. You believe in what you want to believe in, that is why we live in america, but keep it to yourself and I keep my beliefs to myself and its all good. My whole thing has always been that people believe in God because that is what their parents told them and their parents before that, nobody ever questioned it, well I do, I'm not saying there is or isn't a God, nobody knows for sure, but I'm not going to believe in something just because somebody tells me to.

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Why do women seem to want men taller than themselves? Posted: 7/9/2006 4:08:46 AM
For me, its just a personal preference. I'm 5'7, I never thought I was that tall but I guess compared to a lot of guys I am. One guy that I was really good friends with and eventually started dating was my exact height with shoes off and it made it hard becasue I am not really a flat shoed kind of girl, he would get mad if I wore any kind of heals. Personally I feel like the jolly green giant next to guys shorter than I am. But not everyone thinks like me so don't give up.

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