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pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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ladies have you ever done this???? Posted: 6/7/2009 2:50:44 PM
I'm happy for you. I'm jelous of you. A couple of phrases come to mind: Some guys have all the luck. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Oh and don't kiss and tell. I'm not sure how she would react if she got the idea that you were "bragging" about what she did for you. She may just simply not do it again. Or worse, can you imagine the damage she could do if she did it again and wanted to object to you having brought it up on a public board? I'm glad for you, but may I offer you some advice? What happens between the two of you in private, stays between you two and private. If you feel the need to brag, say something like "I think she likes me." "I get the feeling that things are going well." "She's the best thing that has ever happened to me in my life." But leave the details out of it. My 2¢

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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What the heck is a "Barsexual"??? Posted: 6/7/2009 2:40:58 PM
I overheard a couple of women talking in the break room. One confessed/admitted to being a barsexual. At the time I figured that it was one of those questions that I do not want to know the answer to. But now, even though I still don't WANT to know, and I will most likely regret it, I GOTTA know. What is a barsexual? Maybe I should hang out at bars more often. Or, depending on the answers, I'm doing the right thing by not hanging out at bars. Thanks in advance

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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How many guys do you want to attract? Posted: 6/6/2009 10:48:59 PM
It's just a food-for-thought type of question. My way of overstating the obvious. All done to provoke some thought, and maybe help someone who feels bad about not getting enough responses to feel a little better about not getting them. And god forbid anyone see the humor in it and crack a smile. And no, I don't have the answer on how to write your profile so only the right one will answer. If I did: I would not be here, I'd be with her; I'd be on an Island in the Carib cause I'd be rich from selling my book (pamphlet more likely). All I can say is be honest and open. Again. I hope you enjoyed this in the light it was intended.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Men=superior Posted: 6/6/2009 9:16:59 PM
TROLL!!! I guess Emilia Earhart and Marie Curie (Madame Curie) did nothing? Just by your subject line, you proved yourself wrong. Anyone with more brains than me, don't even reply to this clown.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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How many guys do you want to attract? Posted: 6/6/2009 9:12:53 PM
I have followed several threads AAGirl, AAGuy and others that ask the same basic question, something like "Why don't I get any responses?", or "Why is no one interested in me?" And it is a fair question. Everyone wants to feel like they are popular. Well most everyone that is. And there is nothing wrong with that. This is a place to meet people. Meet them in the hopes of finding the right one. In order to do that, it is logical that meeting as many people as possible would be a good thing. And in real world situations such as meeting at work, at the store, library, etc. that is the way it should be done. In the real world you don't hand someone your profile for them to read and then let them ask you out. You have to meet and discuss things. On here a lot of first date stuff is in our profile that is open for all to read. So, given that we are all here in hopes of meeting the right one, and that what we are and what we want is spelled out to anyone looking at our picture(s). I need to ask this question. And I'd like to ask that you try to keep the question in mind as you respond. "If we are looking for the right ONE, why does it matter if we are not getting a bunch of responses? Don't we only need the right one to respond?" Keep in mind, your profile should say enough about you to attract that "one". And if it's the right one, one is all you need. Thanks for your consideration.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Loss/death in the family.. how to mention.. Posted: 6/6/2009 2:32:44 PM
Tell him when it comes up. If you have gotten past the grieving point then it should not matter either way. If you are still in grieving, then it may or may not chase a guy off. If it chases him off then it's a blessing. If a guy can not deal with you mourning for your Mother, then he can't deal with the other things that are going to happen in a relationship. And sorry to hear about your loss. I lost mine 10 years ago and I still miss her.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Help for the clinically flirting disabled Posted: 6/6/2009 2:25:38 PM
If I suddenly hugged a woman that I normally don't touch? Yup, I'm interested. And making a despirate attempt at letting her know without getting "caught" if it backfires. Look at it this way. 1. He likes you or 2. he doesn't. If he does not really like you then playing coy, or shy will not change that. If he likes you, playing coy or shy may turn him off or send the signal that you don't like him, either way, he goes away. If you approach him and tell him that you are interested in getting to know more about him, then he will either accept or reject you. If he rejects you, then you are no longer in doubt, and you will survive. If he accepts you, then you may be well on your way to some very nice evenings of wine and cheese. You live in Edinburgh woman! You can't be that shy or they will kick you out and make you live in Gourock!

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Is there something in my profile thats causing guys to view with no contact? Posted: 6/6/2009 2:10:06 PM
The obvious, and moot point, is that you a just a tad young for me. But were I to have come across your profile and were giving you any serious consideration, that would be pretty much over when I read all the ways of contacting you. Your Yhoo address, where you hang out. I'm sure that some guys don't mind it, but to me that implies that you could be a little needy or clingy. This is not saying that this is how you are. It is how I am interpreting it. And that may be one thing that could use a little re-wording.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Why are guys scared of approaching? Posted: 6/6/2009 2:00:35 PM
Aside from the many reasons given. There is now the modern day question of "When do I go from being interested to becoming a stalker?" that is in the back of many guys heads. This is evedanced by the following comment. ... I'd probably get out my pepper spray... Yes, the quote is taken out of context however, it was mentioned in msg #6, your origonal post was #1, making it the 5th comment that brought up the pepper spray. My point is that some of us guys are not fond of being labeled a stalker for doing nothing more than trying to meet you. No, you may not treat guys like this, but how do we know if you do or do not? That's all part of the meeting. Then there is the kind of woman who, near as I can figure, goes out to a bar to attract men just so she can shoot them down. I guess this make her feel better about herself (somehow). I've always viewed anyone who has to belittle anyone else in order to feel better about themselves as being rather sad. But, whatever toasts your Wheaties I guess. In short, you are working against more than just if he is attracted to you or not. You have the modern day society and it's new rules. You have your friends telling you what to like and not to like, you have his confidence or lack of it, his fear of rejection, and many many more. Also, us guys are catching on, "Beautiful" does not always mean approachable. My 2¢

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Re:Confidence. How muh is too much Posted: 6/4/2009 8:32:58 PM
When you can sit in the chair and hold her purse while she tries on clothes, and it doesn't bother you... When you can go to the store and pick up a pack of feminine napkins (with wings) with no more embarrassment than picking up a gallon of milk... When you can end a phone call with "I love you too Pookie (or whatever pet name you call her), even with your male co-workers withing ear shot, and not whisper it... Then you have about the right amount of confidence. If any of these things seem below you, or embarrass you, then you are leaning on the arrogant side.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Why do women go back to men that hit them? Posted: 6/4/2009 6:10:56 AM
And it never will until you're in that position. Even those who have been that position, don't understand it.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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How to word a message? Posted: 6/3/2009 9:26:32 PM
The same way you talk. In other words, don't try to speak (write) any different than you are. Be yourself. Changing the way to talk just to get a woman's attention is a bad idea, and almost like lying. You want someone who likes you, not the person you talk like. Read the woman's profile and formulate a question that would inspire her to reply. Like "I see that you kayak. Do you like white water or flat water?" But use your own words. Hope this helps.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Here's one for ya. Posted: 6/2/2009 4:41:42 PM
You see your best friend's Husband, boyfriend/Wife, girlfriend on here. What do you do? It's them, you can tell by the (tattoo, scar, birthmark, etc.). And they have a full profile and seem to be looking for more than just a pen pal. What would you do?

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Your Resume and sex. Posted: 5/31/2009 11:27:26 AM
For those of you who may have to fill out an application for a job, and even applications for other things, I have some advice. Never ever, ever, when you get to the box that says "Sex", NEVER fill it in the following phrase: "Yes, I'd love to. Know anyone willing to co-operate?"

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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A question about main profile pics. Posted: 5/31/2009 9:31:17 AM
s.n.marin I posted something addressing that on another board. What I posted was "Is it okay to ask a member for the phone number of the person standing next to them in a profile pic?" I even added the disclaimer that this was not a serious question and that this was all in fun. But boy did I get creamed! (I'm laughing) Sadly, there actually are people out there that would have the lack of class to ask "Who's your friend? They single?" But that is a part of why I asked this question about having someone in your Main pic. Maybe because I'm afraid that is exactly what would happen to me. Post a pic of me and my buddy and he gets all the fan mail.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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A question about main profile pics. Posted: 5/31/2009 6:39:48 AM
I'm not trying to be judgemental, I'm just cerious. Why do some women post a pic for their main profile pic that has someone else in it? I can see the pics with children or grand children in it. No problem with that, they want you to see that the kids are part of them. In fact I think it's cool that a woman shows her kids or grand kid in a main pic. And maybe that is the reason for the adults with them. They are brothers, sisters and so on. The ones that I really don't understand is the ones that look like her wedding picture and the other in the pic is her groom. And before you retort with "Guys do it too!" I'm sure they do, but please keep in mind that I do not view very many profiles of guys. I was just wondering why someone would post a pic with another adult with them as a MAIN pic. As an additional pic this does not seem odd. From my view point, my main pic is what is going to get me noticed. So I don't want to confuse a woman and have her wonder which one in the pic is me. Also, I am much less apt to contact a woman if her main pic has a guy in it. Call it what you will, I'm intimidated, I don't want to be tail end Charlie, I feel like I'd be butting in, whatever. If I see a guy standing next to her (that isn't obviously her father), I don't even read her profile. So I was just trying to understand. Can you ladies show me reasons that I may not be considering? Thanks

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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What is the difference between Courting and Dating? Posted: 5/31/2009 6:24:44 AM
Up until the not quite mid 1900's, courting had very specific rules to it. Things such as the genleman would give the woman a letter explaining his intent. Having a shaparone go along on the dates. The term date stems from setting a specific day, or date, to meet for dinner. Today, courting is much more relaxed and seldom employed form of a man trying to win the heart of a woman. Or so to say. It is considered an art form as not many practice it anymore. It is where the man actually take time to think of ways to impress the woman. Unlike after the wedding where there seems to be no thought of how to impress her, or even how to keep her impressed. Dating is something that should be done during the courting. Courting is something that should be done your entire life with her. My 2¢

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Detroit Institute of Arts Posted: 5/30/2009 4:41:19 PM
Is what DIA means. I checked with one of the sources. I thought, hoped, that was what it meant, but wanted to be sure. One never knows. But I can't understand it. DIA shows up as an underlined link. It is very regonal, local to the Detroit Michigan area, and it has a link. I enter the movie title "My Name is Bruce" and nothing! No link! It's just there in black and white. DIA gets a link and My Name is Bruce doesn't???? There is just no accounting for taste these days. It's just sooooooooo unfair. [whine=off] Just thought I'd let everyone know. And thanks again to everyone.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Ladies, is this line too corney? Posted: 5/30/2009 8:53:04 AM
I am NOT on the same level as Mr. Darcy and "Pride & Prejudice", no where close, not even in a cheezy story like mine. And no, there is no major disaster looming. Unless these two idiots don't wake up and admit that they really do like each other (a lot). That would be a disaster. And yes, Chad is his name. He's based on a good friend of mine and no other name would fit. Besides, it's better than James Beauregard (Jimbo), one of the other characters. As for the tussle between the sheets, I do not describe anything more than kissing, hugging or flirting. I set the stage, and let the reader decide if they do, or do not have sex. That way, the reader has their own say in how the story goes, and if they do, then the reader gets to see it play out the way they want to see it, not the way I describe it. Again, thanks for all your input. I know that I am on track with the way I am telling the story.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Ladies, is this line too corney? Posted: 5/30/2009 8:11:20 AM
Let me first say I am NOT a great writer, I just enjoy doing it. And I am looking for a cheezy line, which judging from the replies, it is. Chad is a well developed character, or as well developed as I am capable of making him. The duress comes from she is from another town and once the investigation is over, he will have no way to see her again. Thus why he went to the cop shop, because he will not be able to just bump into her on the streets, so to speak. Would it help to mention that just before this line, he told her that after she had left (gone back to her town/world) that he was missing some things. She, and the other Detctives in the office, interperate this to mean he's accusing her of stealing from him. And he goes on to say that he is missing the sound of her voice, trying to look into her eyes, ya-da ya-da ya-da? Hey, I never said the story was good, just that I'm writing it. Granted, I'd love to come up with a line that makes the reader think "Why can't a man say that to me?", but that ain't gonna happen. So I will be happy if the line gets no worse than an eye roll and a "Tisk" from the reader. Thanks, you have all been a help.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Ladies, is this line too corney? Posted: 5/30/2009 7:13:34 AM
I'm writing a story, and it's time for the guy to tell the gal how he feels about her. He is quite reserved and this is taking no small amount of courage on his part to do. She is a Detective, and is used to having guys accept her as "one of the guys". However she is not used to any guy looking at her in a romantic way and has even kind of given up on that ever being a possibility. So he has come down to the cop shop to tell her how he feels, in a "do or die" type way. He tell her, which leaves her a little speachless. His final line, and this is the one I would like to get your opinions on, is: "Oh, the crimes I'd commit to get your attention, and the sins I'd commit to keep it!" Then he turns and walks away. Is that an acceptable line, too tacky, gets the point across? Thanks for your opinions.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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What does it mean "DIA"? Posted: 5/30/2009 6:46:56 AM
Sorry if I sound stupid, but what does DIA stand for? I've seen it in the "Interests" in some woman's profiles. Thanks in advance. This is just rambling because this post was not 200 letters long. So I must comply with the mandatory requirements and add enough letters to be allowed to post. I can only wonder what ever happened to being succinct??

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Things you ABSOLUTELY DON'T do on a first date. Posted: 5/22/2009 8:40:25 PM
Dang! I was just going to say "Don't get engaged."

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Am I a SHADY friend (I'm the other woman?)? Posted: 5/22/2009 8:28:02 PM
In my opinion, what you did was wrong. That may sound a bit harsh. But it is my opinion, and it answers your question. Best of all, I am not telling you what I would and would not do. Just a simple answer to your question. Hope this helps.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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what would make a guy change his mind? Posted: 5/11/2009 9:37:24 PM
Several things could make him change his mind. There was no "Spark" or Chemistry, he descovered something that wasn't in your profile (you are a cat person, you like rap music, etc.), someone he had more interest in finally replied, his wife told him to break it off with you. Just to name a few. I saw a movie a few years ago, can't remember the name of it. But one scene the woman was all upset about her husband leaving her. She didn't know what she did wrong. The guy, her new friend had his wife leave him about the same time and was upset. Wondered what was wrong with him. After a while of her carrying on about what was wrong with her, the guy shouted out "It's not always your fault! Sometimes it's just them!" At that moment, they BOTH realized that maybe nothing was wrong with them after all. Sometimes, the problem is with the other person. Quite a profound thought. Hope this helps.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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What should we do? Posted: 5/10/2009 10:42:47 AM
stopn2sayhi nailed it. Try this, suggest that you both take vacation at the same time in order to meet. If things still get in the way, then head the warning sign. If someone matters to me, paralysis, coma and death are the only three things can stop me from seeing them. And even at that, they will most likely visit me in the hospital, or attend the funeral.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Kind of a weird question, but... Posted: 5/10/2009 9:35:10 AM
Your "market value" is YOU! Period! What I value in a woman is not what the next guy values. What may make you marketable to me, may be a deal killer to my best friend. So, let's say that you find out what makes you marketable. And that is not something that is normally part of you. So you change to become marketable. Now you are presenting a false appearance. Unless you intend to pick up guys at a Halloween party, that's not a good thing. To make yourself the most attractive to members of the opposit sex, be yourself! That way, anyone who takes interest in you, is taking an interest in YOU, not a fake persona. How would you like to be attracted to me because I like chick flicks, and cooking. Then find out that I only watch hockey and can't boil water without burning it? Just be you.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Turn ons??? Posted: 5/10/2009 9:21:26 AM
What turns me on, showing up; breathing and have a pulse; not running away at first sight, no mace. Each woman attracts me in a different way. I am initally attracted to a woman who can do just fine with out me, but is willing to let me pamper her. A smart woman who can challange my thought process, but doesn't have to prove that she's smart/smarter all the time. A scene of humor. But those are the things I LOOK for. It's what I find in each woman that will attract me or not. It's the combination of all qualities that will grab my attention. I know a woman that, if it weren't for her husband, I'd be doing my best to get her attention full time, when we are around each other, we are laughing non-stop. Another gal I know, she hardly laughs out loud, but rather makes comments about what I've said or done. I find both of their humors attractive. Yes looks help. But then I've learned that "Beautiful" women don't pay much attention to me. So for me, great looks are kind of a turn off. How a woman conducts herself is a big eye catcher. A "Piratess" in an evening gown would be my ideal woman. Someone who has a "glorious absence of sophistication" but can still attend any social function with grace and charm. Most importantly, is she real. Does she show me who she really is, or who she thinks I want her to be? What is a turn on for me? Be yourself ladies, just be yourself.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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So Confused Posted: 5/10/2009 8:26:13 AM
Like most of the rest of the replies, I believe that he was being honest. There is the possibility that he felt a connection to you and felt that he could discuss this with you as a friend. Yea, I know, it's a guy we are talking about here, but it could happen. If it were me in his position, once I decided that I would like to further a relationship, be it just friends or more, I would let you know if I were seeing anyone else. Not to hurt you and not to show you that I'm "in play", but to be honest with you. If I had no interest in you, then you would never know if there were any other women in my life. I can't say for him, but for me, my telling you would be a good sign. I'd leave out the part of her profound love for me, albeit sans meeting. May I suggest that, if you are interested in him, discuss this with him. It would make a great topic for a face to face meeting. I'd avoid e-mail though, too easy to have one's words misinterpreted. My 2¢

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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dating a disabled man Posted: 5/10/2009 6:47:43 AM
Silent Steel, it sounds like you are responding to WarriorPoetX. If that is the case, may I point out that HE did not blame the women. WarriorPoetX, to be involved with someone who has a disability takes a unique person. Not every one can deal with the situation. For that reason, be glad that most women do not consider you. Some can say it is being shallow to not want to date someone in a wheelchair. Some could say that the person is being realistic and admitting that they can not deal with it. In either case, it is better that the two of you never meet as it won't last. Rare are the women, and men who can deal with the conditions of someone with a disability. All to often you hear of married couples that break up after one of them becomes disabled. Even rarer, is to find a woman or a man who is willing to begin a relationship when the disability exists. This is sad, but it is how humans are. The downside is that the, so called, pool of available women for you is much smaller than for most other guys. The upside is, that in the pool you have remaining, there tends to be a much higher caliber of woman. So when a woman does accept you, she is more likely to stay with you, even through the hard times to come. This don't help you find a woman, but I hope it helps you until that happens.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Is it so hard to say "Not interested"? Posted: 5/10/2009 6:20:24 AM
Okay, I meet a woman, exchange e-mails, meet for coffee/dinner, go on a date or two, and find that its not working. Why is the most common way to tell me she is not interested by spraying me with mace? No! Sorry, poor attempt at humor. Why is it that the usual way to say "I'm not interested" is to say NOTHING at all? I have had a few women come out and say it, and I appreciate that. But the majority, or so it seems, just simply say nothing. Don't answer e-mails, don't call, etc. I am aware that some women will "test" me to see if I will give up the first time she does not respond. I don't mind having my interest in her tested. If I'm interested in a woman, I will attempt to keep contact. But after a few attempts with no response, I will quit. So why is it so hard for some women to simply say something like "I'm sorry but this isn't going to work." or "I can't get past that thing you have growing on your lip, your face!" or something like that? IOW why can't some women just come out and say it's not working? Is it because they feel that they are going to hurt the guy and don't want to do that? Is this a code of dating that I have not learned about? I've ended a few contacts. But I've given the reason(s). Like "I'm not into smoking pot like you are", "Your husband is a nice guy and all, but I don't think he and I would get along well at all" to name a few. And YES, those were actual reasons for calling it off. I know how I feel when the response is silence. Besides, isn't that kind of rude? So how bout it ladies? Can you help me understand? I'm not asking for it to change, because I doubt that it will. I'm just trying to understand it.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . . Posted: 4/24/2009 12:28:16 AM
Your cup says "I got this cup for my wife. Nice trade huh?" Boy, I miss that cup. Some of the best coffee one-liners I've heard. Thanks

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon Posted: 4/23/2009 6:17:09 PM
You look under the car and find a kick stand.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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It would be funny if it wern't so true. Posted: 4/23/2009 6:15:37 PM
Years ago, I asked a woman out to dinner. She replied in a somewhat less than pleasant voice "Okay! But it had BETTER be someplace EXPENSIVE." Wow. If she had said something like, someplace nice, someplace classy or even asked for a specific place, I am am sure that I would have received her reply much better than I did. But the tone of voice and the demand for someplace expensive, kind of put me on defense. So, I took her to the airport for a sandwich. Now THAT'S EXPENSIVE! She took a cab home. Go figure. Okay. I'm sure we've all had 'em, dates that would have been funny if they hadn't been so true. Share your dating nightmares with us. Remember, this is to find the humor in a bad situation. No names, no name calling, etc. Just a bad date that you shouldn't have gone on, but can laugh at it now.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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To the guy doing my wife.. Posted: 4/23/2009 12:32:34 AM
Too funny, and possibly too true.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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A man gets pulled over for speeding... Posted: 4/22/2009 10:59:50 PM
"It took you a while to pull over." the cop said to the man. "I have a good excuse officer." the man said. "I'll tell you what, this is the end of my shift. If you can give me an excuse I've never heard before, I'll let you off." the officer told the man. The man explained "My wife ran off with a Police Officer, and I thought you were him, bringing her back." "Have a good day, and drive more careful." the officer replied.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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One liners Posted: 4/22/2009 6:17:03 PM
What's another name for an anesthetized rabbit? The Either Bunny. How many straight San Franciscan's does it take to change a light bulb? Both of em. "I took a train once, but they made me put it back." G. Marx Of course he's strung like a stud, fieldmouse. What's an epileptic's favorite food? Seizure salad. What do you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk? A bad look from the raccoon. How do you keep a pervert in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you tomorrow. And last, but not least... What do Michael Jackson and WalMart have in common? Boy's underwear, half off.

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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A woman walks into the marrage counselor's office... Posted: 4/22/2009 5:55:43 PM
"Doctor" she starts, "My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with." Frowning, the Doctor looks at her and asks "Why do you say that? Does he force you to do unnatural sex acts?" "No!" she replied, "And neither does the little queer." ba-da-boom!

pscoby

Joined: 4/19/2009

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 4/22/2009 5:48:03 PM
Walk up to the gal (or guy) and say, "Someone who is as attractive as you, must have heard every cheap pick up line there is, right?" When they say "Yes" respond with "Well then one more wont hurt will it?"

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