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 Author Thread: Funny pick up lines
 $hane $hort
Joined: 4/20/2009
Msg: 218 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 5/3/2009 5:42:48 PM
Well spread my but cheaks and call me a prison b***h, because you got to be th prettiest thng I've seen in this joint.
 $hane $hort
Joined: 4/20/2009
Msg: 213 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 4/28/2009 12:34:49 PM
I guess I did it right, anyway heres another...

What time do you get off? [insert time here] Can I watch?
 $hane $hort
Joined: 4/20/2009
Msg: 211 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 4/27/2009 10:48:39 PM
I'm new and not sure if I'm doing this right, so i'm not going to put to many good ones yet, but heres a few and if it works I'll do more...

I have a job for you, but it blows.

Wow, are those real!

You'll do.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
 
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