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majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

Msg: 29 (view)

the drunken phone call Posted: 10/12/2009 3:23:47 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LMAO

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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House of Flying Daggers Posted: 10/12/2009 3:06:13 PM
No I just come here to read funny sh1t and see just how stupid SOME people are! It really is amusing! You'll see.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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House of Flying Daggers Posted: 10/12/2009 2:58:30 PM
{"I am not talking about myself"} Then whats the damn point in all this? Who gives a rats azz about what other people do as long as it doesnt effect you?

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Where to meet? Posted: 10/12/2009 2:55:05 PM
{"Some ladies on here, clearly have a bee in their bonnet! ;-)"} No, the bee is in my britches.. I still stand by the fact that because you dont drive (for what ever reason) that does not make it the mans job to drive to you. I dont think it's a good idea for you to meet him at his place either! Public transportation to a neutral spot is the best bet IMO. There are alot of weirdos out there. ( I know... I look in the mirror)

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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'I love you' during sex Posted: 10/12/2009 2:45:29 PM
{"I'll be an A-hole and reply with something totally messed up if it happens... like:"Oh, okay." or "2 months into it huh?" } In my opinion that doesnt sound like your an Azzhole. Okay=good for you. 2 months into it huh?= valid question to me.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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sex and the single mother Posted: 10/12/2009 2:42:22 PM
I have to concure with deerdog1 on this! To many hypocrites in the world. To bad they arnt looking in the mirror when they are busy trying to put someone else down!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Hickeys? What do you think? Posted: 10/12/2009 2:29:51 PM
Marking a territory huh.... Ya when your 12 maybe. Intended hickeys......... immature and most of the time nausiating to look at. I happen to agree with Namrael though, sometimes you have no clue that's what has happend when your busy having a good time!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Not such a sweet transvestite! Posted: 10/12/2009 2:25:04 PM
WTF? This is your business how? If your friend likes being a doormat (which it appears she does) then she will continue and there is NOTHING you can do about it. Mind your own business!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Love or Not Posted: 10/12/2009 2:19:01 PM
{"I havent even known him a month yet"} READ RE-READ and RE-READ your statement untill it sinks in!! Not saying it is impossible..... just HIGHLY improbable!! Infatuation is a b1tch because so many people cant tell the difference.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Should you still see someone even if they lied to you on the 1st date? Posted: 10/12/2009 2:13:55 PM
AWW for pete's sake... Your what, 35 and your really asking this question? Hello? Hello? ..... SHE LIED. How hard of a decision can it be? Oh but she's such a nice lady.... LMAO

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Why This Holy Terror of I Love You? Posted: 10/12/2009 2:09:21 PM
I love you ... most of the time comes across to me as .... Im in lust .... Im in a hurry. I beleive in the philosophy of not saying it unless I mean it! So like one of the other posters, I too say it to my kids, my family and my friends, but I am very selective about "falling" in love and saying it. Im not afraid of "love" but I am also not just going to fling out words without meaning.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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I gotta get out of this place ... Posted: 10/11/2009 10:38:19 PM
That behavior is just childish! I dont recall anyone ever answering their phone while on a date with me either. I am certainly adult enough to be honest and just end the date, no need for silly games.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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For ladies, best/favorite position to feel your guy come?? Posted: 10/11/2009 10:30:48 PM
What no 1 bby said: {"Most of the time I don't feel it... guys should do Kegels too."}

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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'I love you' during sex Posted: 10/11/2009 10:26:36 PM
Quit fvcking "girls" and find a woman.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Not sure what I should do next ... Posted: 10/11/2009 10:21:17 PM
I dont think you or your friend are the issue really, I mean after all has anyone considered how the guy feels? Maybe he doesnt want to date you, maybe he doesnt want to date her... hell maybe he's not interested in either of you. So wouldnt this be more of HIS decision then yours?

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Firgiving a cheating spouse? Posted: 10/11/2009 10:15:07 PM
OP is gone!!! But if he ever checks the posts again... YOUR A DUMB ASS AND A PVSSY for putting up with the BS

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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What is the Worst Thing after a Long Term Breakup? Posted: 10/11/2009 10:07:28 PM
The worst.... When they wont leave you the hell alone!!!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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BUSTED! LMAO Posted: 10/11/2009 10:05:44 PM
Welcome to the wonderful world of SH1T HAPPENS! You couldnt avoid temptation? WTH? So your just like him and her. LMAO

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Dating a 27 yo girl for several months but she won't have sex Posted: 10/11/2009 9:54:40 PM
After dating for 4-5 months and you havent been adult enough to communicate with each other, then neither one of you should be dating at that capacity!! Apparantly blue balls dont work so well, so you might want to borrow a pair and sit down with this chick and have an adult conversation. If you cant do that then get the hell out of that relationship (and stay out of any others) untill you can.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Where to meet? Posted: 10/10/2009 6:24:45 PM
I like the effort of a man coming to me (pun may be used) But I also am a grown woman and I like things 50/50 so I dont mind meeting half way. If a lady doesnt drive, that is a choice and that makes it a personal problem and its not up to any man to cater to that need.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Broken Up With For The Strangest Reasons Posted: 10/10/2009 6:19:27 PM
{"The funny thing is everything was going great as long as it was casual.The minute I started to get closer she started to pull away.I can see it now in hindsight."} It's about damn time.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Better off being single Posted: 10/10/2009 6:13:50 PM
{"The one thing that is not possible to get another ways is, of course"} DIVORCE.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Meeting a girl for the first time in real life... Posted: 10/10/2009 6:07:22 PM
Umm Im not "down" with hugging before we decide if we even like each other enough to talk!! After a meet and greet or a date and it has gone well then yes a hug is nice. I'm not going to walk around hugging random men to see if they have those special pheramones....LOL

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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I know some will consider this sacrilege, but... Posted: 10/10/2009 6:02:26 PM
LACK OF COMMUNICATION AND COMPROMISE = RUT... of any kind, not just sexual.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Why Do Some Seem So Wild When Single Then They Don't Want Sex When Married... Posted: 10/10/2009 5:49:23 PM
Because they forget that they are adults and how to communicate so they use sex... or lack of.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Better off being single Posted: 10/10/2009 2:06:08 PM
And those would be some of the reasons I am single.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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What is with the insults?!?! Posted: 10/10/2009 2:04:45 PM
Some people are just sh1t heads and arnt grown enough to handle rejection! Dont take it to heart, just delete and move on!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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I never go for looks, should i? Posted: 10/10/2009 2:01:32 PM
OP your just a flat out lier!! Everyone goes by first impression! which is looks! Wether you want to admit it or not!!! Am I shallow? Who gives a rats azz, atleast Im HONEST.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Broken Up With For The Strangest Reasons Posted: 10/10/2009 1:58:49 PM
{"Why would someone go to those lengths to make up all those elaborate reasons rather than just say one reason and end it."} Because thats what people do!! They dont want to "hurt" anyones feelings. {"I have to believe she was being truthful because ultimately with all those reasons she made herself look WAY worse than just saying "im not physically attracted to you"} Then she accomplished HER goal. Dont you get that.... OH ya apparently not. Im not the only one saying its excuses, your just not paying attention.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Ever feel like or been a starter significant other? Posted: 10/10/2009 1:49:13 PM
Oh hell NO! If they've decided to leave..... then it permenant! Love the new "mower" theory!!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Her busy Schedule Posted: 10/10/2009 1:46:47 PM
I too am one of those ladies with an extreamly busy schedule BUT I am not here to date either. I wouldnt know why someone would put themselves or anyone else in that situation. However if I did meet someone that I really clicked with (obviously over time) then I would try my best to make time. I would expect compromise though since my hours are completely different then most.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Hurt a friend - need advice Posted: 10/10/2009 1:41:39 PM
You over stepped your bounds, you appologize and give her space and time! It will take time to rebuild that trust. Dont beat yourself up over it...but learn from it.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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What to do when you meet an amazing man that is commitment phobic! Posted: 10/10/2009 1:37:58 PM
Fvck... dont you pay attention to what you write??? If it wasnt that "serious" you wouldnt think "he's the ONE". You asked for opinions, well you got em!! Even the ones you dont like (which seem to be all of them that tell you to move the hell on) Now your just making excuses so we will either agree with you or tell you everything will turn out the way you want it. Sorry chick... it aint gonna work!! Read the writing on the wall.... or in this case, the posts.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

Msg: 51 (view)

What to do when you meet an amazing man that is commitment phobic! Posted: 10/10/2009 12:03:14 PM
{"So ive met THE most amazing man on the planet, he is caring, sensitive, mature, hardworking, thoughtful, a gentleman, always pays if we go out on dates, loves my company, has no kids, has never been married, is completely beautiful and has a wonderful soul"} Building us up so we'll feel for you.........NOT WORKING!! Everyone has their problems and downfalls!! It's a fact. And if he was so damn thoughtful, you wouldnt be posting this crap! {".... but.... he thinks all relationships end in failure sooner or later"} Maybe not all but most do! {"HELP! What can I do its soooo frustrating!"} Start by helping yourself!! If you want comitment and your obviously NOT going to get it MOVE ON. {"He is just really "THE ONE"} NO he isnt your in fantasy land... wake up! {"im not trying to change him at all"} LIE LIE LIE to yourself all you want, it wont help. {"he calls me he comes to see me, and he tells me he really enjoys my company and thinks im beautiful etc"} Ya he want a handy peice of azz. DUH (and getting it I might add) {"he has trust issues"} Who the fvck doesnt. {"just simply doesnt want to get hurt"} EXCUSES! No one in their right mind does. {"we only get to see each other once a month"} Oh so your really NOT dating. Your a grown woman and you cant figure this shyt out.... AMAZING. Go Whine somewhere else!!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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A real woman Posted: 10/10/2009 11:40:09 AM
{"Well, from what I have come to understand, here is the recipe... 1- Become anorexic. 2- Get a boob job... 3- Get a facelift. 4- Blow up your lips with botox. 5- Get the fat sucked out of your thighs and ass. 6- Make sure you are seen and NEVER EVER heard... I am sure I missed something... but feel free to add on to the list! "} 7. A frontal labotomy so you dont have opinions of your own and obey all rules. 8. Have no kids so you can Fvck spontaneously.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Why is Wife Superiority (Superior Wife Syndrome) so bad for a marriage? Posted: 10/10/2009 11:29:18 AM
Sorry I never lived in the 1800's and will NEVER become someones free live in maid and housekeeper! Times have changed The have a freakin name for all kinds of sh1t.... doesnt mean it's true.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Broken Up With For The Strangest Reasons Posted: 10/10/2009 2:34:37 AM
Ahh gezz get real already! She just didnt want to be with you and instead of being adult and telling you, she made up stories (Reasons LOL) so SHE would feel better about herself for breaking it off!!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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How often do condoms really break? Posted: 10/10/2009 2:29:17 AM
I contribute alot of it to plain stupidity and not owning up to the fact that they DIDNT use one. However, my daughters father and I both can attest to the fact that the cheaper ones DO in fact break. That is the one and only time in all my years that I've had one break. I dont recall a Plan B eighteen years ago.... but that turned out to be a good thing.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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How long to keep it in My Pants? Posted: 10/10/2009 2:17:56 AM
I think sweetiepi hit it on the head when she said maybe the girl was surprised and embarrassed, not about the size but the situation!! Even if that isnt the case, each person has their likes and dislikes. Try learning other techniques, YES, but more importantly you need to learn to be comfortable with who YOU are before any one else can or will!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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War of the Sexes: Could this exist without women's participation? Posted: 10/10/2009 1:49:57 AM
war of the sexes.... Has to have both men and women to exist. As for the rest of the post, people hear what they want to hear any way so whats the point the debate could go on forever.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Paying for Sex-Can cost you your job?! Posted: 10/10/2009 1:45:04 AM
{"To be honest, I would never pay for sex"} ROTFLMAO!! Isnt that what they all say!!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Does sex feel different with someone you love? Posted: 10/10/2009 1:35:52 AM
I happen to agree with nothing sweet about me!! If sex feels different maybe your not putting enough effort into it! It should be good ALL the time!! So yes sex is sex and love is love

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Goal-Oriented, Is it that Important to you? Posted: 10/10/2009 1:26:46 AM
I think it sounds like someone wants to feel smart by using big and unnecessary words. Didnt work for me.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Driving me nuts! Posted: 10/9/2009 6:20:27 PM
Op YOU are an azzhole and you have absolutly NO communication skills, nor do you really love this lady!!!! Sit down with her, tell her how you fell, listen to how SHE feels (you may be surprised) and get the hell on with both of your lives... apart!! The two of you are simply FRIENDS!!

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Single... does it equal weird? Posted: 10/9/2009 6:15:05 PM
^^^^^^^^^^ ooo ouch! LMAO How is being "set in your ways" weird?? I've always been an introvert and I've never been married.. so I guess by my age I'm an outright lunatic! That answers why Im always talking to and answering myself.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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For our Northern friends Posted: 10/9/2009 5:56:29 PM
OK Happy Thanksgiving. And Happy birthday Daynadaze.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Having the last say..... Posted: 10/9/2009 5:52:27 PM
I dont see what the hell the point would be?? If its over pull your head out of your azz and move on.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Men & woman of a certain size??? Posted: 10/9/2009 5:50:04 PM
{"Not to be rude, but... REALLY???"} Yes greyfeld, thats MY opinion! It really was an easy question! Everyone wants to make it some complex issue and its not.

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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Men & woman of a certain size??? Posted: 10/8/2009 10:58:32 PM
Holy fvckin crap, its an easy question {"Do you think that there is a double standard when it comes to size for a man dating and a woman dating?"} YES (end of answer)

majyk1

Joined: 4/26/2009

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What would you think if dating never went expensive?? Posted: 10/8/2009 10:48:10 PM
Personaly it's not about what someone can/can't, will or wont spend on a meal. It's the other person and how well we get along or not.

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