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Joined: 5/1/2009

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dirty things to say in bed Posted: 8/20/2009 7:14:27 PM
that's so sweet. I felt exactly like that and it was the best that it ever could be.

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How to tell when he's playing you... Posted: 8/20/2009 6:47:00 PM
pictures and boobs halted me right there. nothing wrong with being there for the sex if that's all you both want, but seems to me you want more or you wouldn't be asking for advice, like really bad. not all hot guys want only a roll in the hay, but the truth is, it is easier for them to get it because they are hot. Ask yourself if you are getting what you want. If not, move on.

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Bad message is not accepting messages from someone in your country Posted: 7/8/2009 7:00:18 PM
yeah, I just got one from in my own state, from a guy that is older than me, and he is NOT accepting messages from a woman over 39! What a complete moronic anal opening!

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Logging into Plenty of Fish Posted: 7/8/2009 6:54:33 PM
Once I had to clean out my web browser as I couldn't get into POF. After several attempts it worked only when I went to an old e-mail with the POF address. Now, I'm good.

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1. Like every other major site we block users from Africa, Romania, Turkey, India, Russia etc. Posted: 7/8/2009 6:49:04 PM
thanks for keeping me safe!

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What are your deal breakers Posted: 7/8/2009 6:44:03 PM
Being absolutely and embarrassingly drunk in public is a big deal breaker for me! I once had a date get so drunk that he fell down at a concert in front of Edgar Winter's band while wearing cowboy boots. I was mortified as I was right by Edgar and could have met the whole band in a cool and private atmosphere. But you know, maybe it was the cowboy boots.

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Does chemistry happen immediately? Posted: 7/8/2009 6:31:06 PM
Some kinds of chemistry happen immediately. Those may not be the kinds that you want when you want to settle down. Right now, I'm looking for someone with whom I want to "simmer". Put it on 3 on a gas stove and just leave it alone. that stuff tastes so great after 20 minutes that you want to eat the whole dish! Simmer is what I want at 44.

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The Analogy of POF Posted: 7/8/2009 6:04:48 PM
I love Salmon Steak's reply...who are you?! Anyway, in good fun, I really enjoyed your theories. I never looked at fishing that way. I thought it was something cool to do at camp, when I was 7 or 8. And then, I thought it was something that boys did to get away from girls when I was 12 or 13. And then I thought it was wonderful to catch my own food when I trout fished in East Texas. And then I wished that i had a pole when i was down in corpus christi, living in an RV with only park rangers and coyotes for friends. I would never associate game playing with "going fishing". Your perspective has enlightened me.

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Review me please-done! Posted: 7/8/2009 5:54:28 PM
Tell an interesting story about your life that makes a girl laugh. You have great photos, intense eyes, and a great and fabulous mind for math and science. Show your most human side. The right girl will come! If I were 20years younger...

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Brain surgery- getting my body back!!! Posted: 7/8/2009 5:39:33 PM
Firstly, don't over extrenuate during the hot summer days, and listen to your M.D.'s Secondly, a routine that I found out about through a blurb on Halle Berry's short work-out is as follows... 10 minutes warm up cardio. 10 minutes of weights (due lower weights & higher reps until you are "comfortable" and it is getting easy) 10 minutes of cardio. (bike, stairmaster or walking-whatever keeps that heart rate at optimal levels for burning fat) then switch back to alternating cardio and weights until you have done 30 minutes of each. It's a tough workout, sort of like an obstacle course, but it's different and good when you only have an hour. Don't overextend that heartrate. keep it age/weight/proportional.

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Music that helps you through your workouts Posted: 7/8/2009 5:33:06 PM
cool man. rock on.

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Music that helps you through your workouts Posted: 7/8/2009 5:25:58 PM
disco is still the bomb...but I like it all- Play that funky music(think this is Wild cherry) (middle intensity heart rate) Crazy-(Seal)(high intensity heart rate) Little runaround (redone by Bonnie Raitte) (beginning intensity heart rate) Skateaway (Dire Straits) (middle intensity) Vogue (Madonna) (middle to high intensity) Why get up? (Fabulous Thunderbirds) (middle to high intensity) (this whole album rocks like a big dog) Airplane (filter) (high intensity) - this album was the second filter album that i bought, but this song reminds me of scottish drums & times spent in Scotland- Let this rock you!

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How do you stay motivated Posted: 7/8/2009 5:17:15 PM
I hear you girlfriend. I work out alone most of the time and after 3 to 6 months of consistency, I become restless and bored. Sometimes I think I just crave working out with other people, but most of the people at my gym are men, so that is not the ideal situation. I don't want to lift that heavy a weight even if I could. But my nutrition coach and several of the gym owners have told me to change it up. Make it different. Do something you've never done before and excite yourself to rise above this plateau. My encouragement is with you.

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What does love mean? From the mouths of babes Posted: 7/8/2009 5:09:34 PM
My Dad sent this to me over the internet and I booh hoohed like a baby. I have a couple of married friends that I have know since before they were married. I actually met him first. My roommate at the time worked with them both. Anyway, when they met, it was a bad first date. He stood her up on New Year's Eve because his on again off again "twit" girlfriend was making her presence again. All I know is that my girlfriend, the one who was stood up, cried alittle when he called to say he wouldn't make it. Then she washed off her face, put her party dress on and went out for a night on the town. She met a man that adored her. He was in and out of town due to deployment. Next thing I know, guy that stood her up is back on her doorstep with flowers saying he is sorry, that he was wrong. My friends have been together now for about 7 years. On a Sunday morning if she makes breakfast, they'll read the paper together and laugh while eating the delicious morcels. She does most of the cooking and cleaning and he takes care of the cars and the home improvements. They are happy. It doesn't always start great, but it can turn into a bumper crop at the ending. Love is always worth it.

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What do you want.... Posted: 7/8/2009 4:57:11 PM
I do know what I want. He is strong, and smells like a man, acts like a man, and loves like a man. And he wants me back like a man. He'll say about me "She's cute, she makes me laugh, and she can cook some really interesting dinners". He might tell others that I'm smart, too. But if he doesn't it doesn't matter to me, because I know who I am and what I have to offer. The whole package is greater than the sum of its parts. Right?

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How long did it take you to stop looking at profiles/message ppl and just go forums? Posted: 7/8/2009 4:39:23 PM
Honey, I just found them tonight....and I have had but a meer glimpse of what you are saying, but this is really comfortable isn't it?

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Getting over the first date hump Posted: 7/8/2009 4:36:53 PM
Well, I'm excited. I feel like I'm going to meet someone special tomorrow night and I want to jump up and down with pom poms! I know. I know. Don't get so excited that you do a cheer and split in front of him. Be cool. Be coooooooooolllll. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breath in. Breathe out. With the right person, anything you talk about will be fine. (but of course steer away from politics, religion and family secrets if you don't want to run him off) Be cool. Laugh alot! Let him see how unusual you are compared to anyone else he has ever met. Be cool. He likes you too.

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What's the deal with thank you? Posted: 7/8/2009 4:29:11 PM
Pardon me, gentlemen, but I always say "Please" and "Thank you" and I try to say it in such a way that they know I really _am thankful (the underline didn't work). I was raised that way while wearing little white gloves and bonnets in church. Southern girls are ALWAYS supposed to be thankful when a gentleman buys us dinner or a drink or gives us music that we don't have. Maybe you gentlemen are looking at the wrong girls. And shame on you GIRLS, for not saying "Thank You!" You're making it harder for us grateful feminine souls.

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What now? What next? What do you think? Reply Posted: 7/8/2009 4:07:54 PM
Honey, please give up on him. Sounds like you deserve a lot better. You sound like a really nice woman, with wonderful gifts to share. You deserve NICE. Standing up someone unless there is a death in the family or something of that nature isn't nice. A man can still be a great strong, sexy hunk of masculinity and be NICE. I beg your pardon if I am too blunt. Look at what you have to offer.

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Posted: 5/6/2009 6:10:11 PM
you hit the nail on the head.

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OK, Let me have it!!! Posted: 5/6/2009 6:07:21 PM
Just condense it. make it short and sweet. I liked the next to last paragraph, the update on location & why the best. It was easy to read. A former Texan responds...Good luck with your search!

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profile review PLEASE!!!! Posted: 5/6/2009 6:00:18 PM
i like what lady shoes said...sometimes we sound desperate if we talk about the hardships in our lives or the loneliness. More pics would help. I get responses from all sorts, some too old for me, some too young for me, and some almost obscene, and I'm new here, but some are nice. Maybe add a little humor to your story. don't sell yourself short. someone is looking for someone like you.

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