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Thread: NORTHAMPTON POF PARTY/DISCO 7th AUGUST @ OLD WHITE HART, COTTON END, NN4 8BS

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NORTHAMPTON POF PARTY/DISCO 7th AUGUST @ OLD WHITE HART, COTTON END, NN4 8BS Posted: 7/4/2009 7:16:50 AM
Sounds good, Slydolphin and I will be there, together (thanks to POF). Swansdown

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Logistics before getting to know someone for dating. Posted: 6/27/2009 5:14:52 PM
OhPee, Meh, I personally wouldn't be offended by your question list, but, it sounds as if so many people would be that you would severely restrict your chances. Do it the other way, in your profile. Good luck.

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Chinese New Year - OMG ! Posted: 6/22/2009 9:00:39 AM
yup, will need a new blade in the razor too, all those whiskers! Try this. A chap was walking through old Chinatown when he spots one of those really cluttered curiosity shops. He's recently been through a bad divorce so the goes inside for some "retail therapy". He picks up, and puts down, many items but none seem right, then he spots a life sized bronze rat on a wooden plinth. This he likes. He takes it to the wizened old Chinese shopkeeper and asks the price. "Forra ra' fitty dorra" the man says "wiv histry a hunner a fitty dorra". Our chap say OK but just buys the rat for fifty as a hundred for its history seemed too steep. "OK" says the shopkeeper "bu you be back for story heh heh heh ...". Our friend starts to walk to his car when he hears a sound behind him. Looking back he sees, to his horror, about a hundred rats, real ones, following him. He "picks up the pace". The noise grows louder, now there are thousands of rats, he starts to run, in a blind panic. Aaaaargh, now hundreds of thousands RUN! .... now millions ...... he turns this way and that, looking to escape, but finds himself on a dock reaching out into the sea. He runs on, intending to dive into the water but, just before he has to do that, he spies an old fashioned lamp standard, with a side arm for the lamp lighters ladder. His fear gives him unusual strength and he leaps upwards for the arm, throwing the bronze as hard as he could at the same time. Into the sea, following the bronze, poured millions of doomed rats. When the dock is finally clear our hero drops back down, and returns to the shop. "Hah, said you be back for story, hunner dorra". "No thanks" says the chap, " I don't need it, by the way, you don't happen to have a bronze lawyer do you"?

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Cute Adam and Eve joke Posted: 6/22/2009 7:46:41 AM
Funny ..... I suppose. Everyone knows that God made Adam first but few know WHY........ It was because he didn't want Eve looking over his shoulder saying .... yes thats ok move that a little to the left more more no right a bit good now I want two of those no, no! the red ones I mean blue no, pink thats too long oh move out the way I'll do it myself for heavens sake can't you do anything right ooops now look you made me spoil it

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Irish Bee? Posted: 6/22/2009 7:32:10 AM
OK, if were doing "Irish" gags Spot the bride at the Irish wedding , she's the one wearing white wellington boots. Find the Irish chap on the oil platform, he's out throwing bread to the helicopters. Captain on an Irish ship? Gold braid round the top of his "wellies". A word of caution however, the Irish can be very sensitive to this type of jest. Only last week I told one of these Irish jokes in a pub and a chap called Murphy went for me with a razor. Luckily it wasn't plugged in ......

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Do you prefer hints or just to be told straight up? Posted: 6/19/2009 7:35:15 PM
Positive or negative just bloody tell me! I'm a big boy now, I can take it if it's bad. I'm a big boy now, I'm delighted if it's good. No crystal balls here.

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The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 6/18/2009 11:29:46 AM
Mobile phone on a bench in the mens locker room, it rings chap reaches over and presses hands free womans voice: Hello darling chap: Hello dear w: Errr, its about that house we looked at, they want 50,000 more c: Well if you like it dear give the lawyers the ok w: oh good, good, ummmm, I saw a nice Mercedes today, could I ... c: no problem my dear you just buy it, use my card w:I love you, you're so good to me, ahhhhh, I saw a coat c: darling, its only money you are so much more precious to me w: love you c: love you too He presses the "hang up" button c: Anyone know whose phone this is?

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Guys Who Post Long Term and Don't Mean It?????? Posted: 6/18/2009 5:13:30 AM
Firefall is right, LTR doesn't mean INSTANT LTR. While you are "feeling your way" towards LTR you are really only dating. Having said that though, there is no reason not to "go exclusive" while "just" dating. OP, I feel you have met a "cake and eat it" man. No good for you now, and no good for himself, eventually. As for the "shark hunt" we all remember Jaws ... don't we? And some may have even met!

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Why are men afraid to approach women? Posted: 6/18/2009 2:38:19 AM
Honestly, if men are scared of you then you must be scary to men. Maybe the way you act? It's true that men don't like rejection (who does) perhaps you have the look of a rejector?

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What platitudes make you wanna pewk? Posted: 6/18/2009 2:14:01 AM
Some of the more vom-worthy ones: Time heals all wounds You'll get over it You're to good for (her/him) anyway plenty more fish in the sea can't we just be friends I love you, but in my own way/but not that way/like a brother Haven't all been said to me but have to friends. Best non-vom : Time wounds all heels!

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Bad boys and drama queens Posted: 6/17/2009 12:26:29 PM
Seems the problem isn't gender specific. Folks tend to be attracted by the "exciting" opposites because they are badboyz/gurlz, and are then totally surprised to find that that's what they are! I blame Hollywood lol. It makes me laugh/cry when it happens (depending on who it happens to). Me? I'm only interested in nice women, and wouldn't want to know one who has been around the block so many times it now has round corners, a "badgurl". But then I'm not "exciting" , and nearer to 070 than 007, so what do I know? Oh, yes, OP Tina, please direct me to these nice friends of yours. They sound like the very thing.

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