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SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

Msg: 10 (view)

Everett,Washington Posted: 3/7/2006 9:19:24 PM
That big long list and not one single mention of JR's nightclub. Tsk tsk.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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What can I do for my soldier? Posted: 3/7/2006 9:15:16 PM
Nude pictures always did the trick for me. His MOS doesn't matter if you send him nude pics. Just be prepared for everyone else to see at least one of them. Maybe send one scantily clad pic along with all the nude ones so he can show that one off without showing everybody your goods.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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best one-liners Posted: 3/7/2006 9:10:18 PM
As of yesterday I have a new favorite one: "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Secrets Posted: 3/2/2006 8:42:17 PM
Ok, my secret. There's this girl at work that I have a little crush on, right? Well, it turns out that she really digs me, but just as a friend, since she has a boyfriend that she's living with. So I did some probing and found out that she can pay all her bills on her own, without his help. So I pushed her puppy in front of a train and framed the b/f for it... There, secret's out. Now, if anyone calls the cops on me, I'll ****ing kill you. BTW, J/k everyone, I'd never hurt a puppy.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Educate me plz. Posted: 3/2/2006 8:35:51 PM
Anyone care to teach me to snowboard next season? Guys or gals, I have no preference. Well, ok, I do have a preference, but still

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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would you do it for 25000$??? Posted: 3/2/2006 8:33:24 PM
The dude sounds like he was being a big baby. I've seen plenty of people get various piercings (nipples, clit, johnson, etc...) while sitting in a tattoo chair and I've never heard any of them make any sort of sound other than something like a "grr". I've certainly never seen anyone break down and say they couldn't take it, or scream like a little ****. Ah well, maybe that's just me.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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would you do it for 25000$??? Posted: 3/2/2006 8:26:45 PM
For $25K? Yeah, I'd do it. But I'm also the guy that paid money to have some guy jab a needle into my ribs millions of times over the course of 4 hours, so take my advice at your own risk.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Girlfriends names.... lol Posted: 3/2/2006 8:16:10 PM
Based on personal experiences: Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic. Gave lousy head, made of bones and internal organs, and not much else. Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though. So so true, in every way. Amy - Devious, likes being on top, never stays the night - not to be trusted True, plus she nevers speaks 'cept to say "wasn't my fault" or "I want my lawyer right now!" Carrie - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn`t go down. That was my Carrie during high school. Luckily I met her 3 years later, when she was a Hooters girl. Daisy - Virgin. Yep. Danielle - Should make nice threesome with sibling. Yep, she was a twin Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often. True, plus her **** is freezing cold. Jessica – Virgin and always will be. I nominate this for biggest crock of shit of the week. Lindsey - Likes doggy-style, doesn`t do housework. Also falls in love waaay to easy, and invariably cheats on the man she "loves." Hmm, never noticed until now I haven't had many g/fs from the back of the Alphabet...

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Losing Interest.... Posted: 3/2/2006 8:03:11 PM
Maybe you're gay. Try dating a girl once and see how that works out.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Online Etiquette Posted: 3/2/2006 8:00:40 PM
I usually just tell them I've met someone else. Which is normally true so I'm not lying.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Come on guys what do you really mean?????????? Posted: 3/2/2006 3:35:02 AM
If you're perfect for him then the feelings would still be there. He's either gay or met somebody else, because no one, no one falls out of love with someone that they think is just perfect for them. But you're young. The same thing happened to me when I was your age (just a year ago ) We were great together, the perfect couple, but we outgrew each. One morning we woke up and knew that it just wasn't going to work anymore. More than likely that's what happened in your case, just one of you noticed before the other. You'll be over him soon enough, it sucks at first because you feel worthless, but it's for the best, I promise.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Ladies? how long is long enough? Posted: 3/2/2006 3:29:58 AM
^^^ Ahem, next time I'm in DC I'll email you first

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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****blocks? Posted: 3/2/2006 3:28:52 AM
usually it's the girl's friends that are doing the****locking. Or some ugly lonely guy who thinks that "hey baby I'd sure like to ride that ass" is a valid pickup line. Fortunately the lonely guys rarely have any success, and if they do, hey you don't want that girl anyways.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Vibrating Condom Ring Posted: 2/27/2006 1:47:39 PM
They're the shit, definitely worth the money. I'd buy another one if I could find one big enough

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Compliments too early? Posted: 2/27/2006 1:37:04 PM
Update: For all you naysayers and women who say that a Hey Cutie is "totally inappropriate, hmpf" things are going good and we're meeting for coffee and book shopping this week. So the conclusion I've come to after all this, if the lady is 18-25, give 'em a Hey Cutie. Older than that, save it for the second email.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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on a date, what do u like to see them wear? Posted: 2/27/2006 1:29:33 PM
Anything that matches my carpet.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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sex injuries? Posted: 2/27/2006 1:28:45 PM
Lit candle fell off the headboard onto my face. I believe no other details are neccessary.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Grabbing ass Posted: 2/26/2006 3:22:53 PM
^^^ the difference, you can recover from a healthy ball squeeze without brain damage.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Trend of more drug use. The new pick up line ?? Posted: 2/26/2006 3:21:42 PM
miss13, believe it or not the "kids" around there just sit out in the parking lot and smoke weed. It's the 27-33 year olds that are into the heavy shit.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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how to tell a guys you just dont like him in bed Posted: 2/26/2006 3:18:06 PM
At my age, 33, the last thing I want to do is teach a guy how to have good sex..my lordy...if I wanted that, I'd take a 21 year old virgin as my boy toy.... how about a 23 year old that already knows his way around a woman and had a big crush on his 9th grade english teacher

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Glory Holes.... Posted: 2/26/2006 3:15:53 PM
What the hell are "glory holes"?? A glory hole is a hole in the wall where you stick your**in and someone (never know if it's man or woman) on the other side of the wall gives you head. Yes they're real, and were a major money-maker in Vietnam during the war. They've been around in south Asia for almost 300 years. However you'll never catch me putting my**in a wall. If I can't see what it's going in, I don't want anything touching it.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Male bashing jokes for you women... Posted: 2/26/2006 3:08:13 PM
it's like everywhere you turn around that's all you see and hear is women "bashing" male's or cutting them down. It's a humor thread. Means it all jokes. Don't have a sense of humor, don't come here. But since you're tired of man bashing, how about we turn the table for you? Adam is sitting in the garden of Eden one day speaking with God. "God, this place you have created for me is so wonderful, but I get so lonely with only the snake to talk to." God replies "Well Adam, I'll make you a companion. "She'll cook, clean, bathe you, raise the children, never complain and never nag. "Well call her woman. However, she'll cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks this over and says "Hm... what can I get for a rib?"

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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have you gone out with a bounty hunter Posted: 2/26/2006 2:42:33 PM
...dogg chapman is georgous... OMG, when the hell did standards go the way of the do-do bird?

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Women ! The 3rd DATE - any ideas Posted: 2/26/2006 2:37:23 PM
Shoot pool, see a movie, shit man you're a guy, it's your job to come up with ideas, not ours. Grow some scrote.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Trend of more drug use. The new pick up line ?? Posted: 2/26/2006 2:14:25 PM
I'm actually FROM outer space and I have yet to visit the planet you've been going to bars on. It actually happens in my club a lot. Not girls' drinks getting spiked, we call the cops and have the guy thrown in jail for that, but people getting high on those things easier to hide than the good ol' sticky green (meth, coke, crank, etc...) Last night I walked in the bathroom after work and I could actually smell meth, God knows how much had to be spilled in there to make the air smell like it. And no we don't condone it or allow it (everyone gets searched at the door) but you can't catch it every time, hell we don't check the guys' johnsons or the girls' boobs.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Grabbing ass Posted: 2/26/2006 2:02:58 PM
Actually, yes it is.....well, at work perhaps. Some co-worker will see a co-worker slappin a girl/guy on the ass....they are at liberty to report them. But, if your out partying, maybe that's a different story. It's still none of their damn business. It's between the slapper and the slappee. They may have the legal right to report them, but that's like hunting down a cop to report somebody that's double-parked. It's ratting, even though it's none of their business, just leave it between the cop and the car owner. Of course, I'd never do it if I worked in an office or whatever. I'm big on professionalism, and in a formal work environment I'd probably chew some ass myself if I saw that happen, not because someone might get offended by seeing another woman get ass-slapped, but because there's no room for behavior like that in a professional workplace. But at work, all our job descriptions are "get the customers hammered and make them smile and laugh." Plus we're all wild-child types and between the ages of 22-35. We all party together, we have breakfast together after work, we cry on each other's shoulders, and we've all kept each other's drunken asses from sleeping naked in the snow. Like I said, we're a family, and an ass-slap is just a physical term of endearment.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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22 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP Posted: 2/26/2006 1:39:55 PM
^^^ You can smoke your houseplants?

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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how to tell a guys you just dont like him in bed Posted: 2/26/2006 6:15:16 AM
Any guy can be taught to use his mangina for your satisfaction, just be patient with him. Remember, it's not his fault, it's just that no one ever really cared enough to give him a chance before.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Relationsh*t Posted: 2/26/2006 6:09:38 AM
I wouldn't say it's that we desire too much, but rather because we let our imaginations run wild in anticipation.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Does having sex when you meet for the first time ruin a chance for a real relationship? Posted: 2/26/2006 6:06:17 AM
90% of the time, yes (I feel like if she'll sleep with me the first night who else has/will she do with with, and how can you trust anybody like that.) However if I feel a real spark or the girl seems head-over-heels for me, then I'll give it a chance for a longer deeper (no pun intended) relationship, because we all know that when you're that into someone your judgments and inhibitions slip, and it probably doesn't or hasn't happened with many guys she's dated.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Grabbing ass Posted: 2/26/2006 6:00:07 AM
Is this going on AT work? It's a nightclub, we're family like that. Don't even start with the sexual harrassment crap, if the ass-slapped individual has a problem with it, then they'll speak up. It's no one else's place to say what they should be comfortable with. And it's usually after-hours. Usually. The molestation of me happened right in front of about 40 customers, and they loved it ('specially the ladies.) Everyone had a good laugh. We've gotta keep them entertained somehow while they're waiting on their drinks.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Grabbing ass Posted: 2/26/2006 5:47:01 AM
BTW OP, you have every right not to like it. The guy was extremely disrespectful, and deserves to drop the soap in the prison shower. But there are people out there that get kicks outta shit like that, just like flashers, or those homeless guys that jerk off on the subway.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Grabbing ass Posted: 2/26/2006 5:45:20 AM
If I know the girl then I play ass-slap games with them all the time (like with the girls I work with.) In fact one of them practically molested my ass tonight, I almost felt violated. Almost..... Of course I'd never do it if I knew it would bother the girl's b/f, or if she were a stranger or just an acquaintence.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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build? Posted: 2/26/2006 5:42:46 AM
Ok everyone, here's what I want to know; do women prefer toned bodies or thick bodies on guys? See, being a rather slim individual, I have an incredible 6-pack, but the arms of a 6 year old girl. I'm still quite strong enough to carry my lady-friend around the house, I just look kinda bony across the shoulders. Does the tone make up for it? I'm surprised this never came up in that other skinny-guy thread, but I'm curious because someone sent me an email about it a few days ago. And don't start with the "personality is most important." Of course it is, but if you're just checking out a guy's bod would you be just as happy looking at a toned guy as opposed to a muscular guy without the ripples and ridges and such?

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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how to tell a guys you just dont like him in bed Posted: 2/26/2006 5:36:29 AM
Keep him, train him, enjoy him. If you don't teach him to do it right, someone else will. Although if it's because he's hung like a field mouse there's not much you can do about that.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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22 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP Posted: 2/26/2006 5:28:17 AM
The really cute girl at the bar says,"Excuse me, sir." At work tonight some girl came to the bar for a drink, and to get my attention she yelled "Sir!" Turned out she was older than me lol.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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22 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP Posted: 2/26/2006 5:27:02 AM
hay steel you got that one from jeff foxworthy But it's so true. The other day I had to chase some kids off my porch. I could only think "Geez, when did I turn into the grouchy neighbor?"

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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stag party - clean or dirty? Posted: 2/25/2006 8:32:08 PM
She was both. She brought us beer when we needed it, and cleaned up our messes so we could be lazy on the most important man-event of the year. Plus she wore painted on pants and little pigtails. We tried to get one of those bikini maids, but they don't work in January.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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best one-liners Posted: 2/25/2006 8:24:23 PM
"If life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of the next person that pisses you off."

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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stag party - clean or dirty? Posted: 2/25/2006 8:19:37 PM
Superbowl party last year. All the women-folk went shopping, all the guys had a barbeque. Although we did hire a waitress/maid for the day. That was nice.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Compliments too early? Posted: 2/25/2006 8:08:42 PM
^^^ Well, my intentions were to find out where she went to school, what she did for a job, what she was majoring in, if she'd sleep with me on the first date, etc... J/k ladies. I didn't really care what her job was. J/k again.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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This is kind of shocking, the economics behind male sexual behaviour Posted: 2/25/2006 8:06:31 PM
Of course they do. If I looked like a supermodel, was hung like John Dillinger, and could sing like Tom Jones, hell I'd marry a rich woman.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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semi-blind date. Posted: 2/25/2006 8:01:45 PM
Well, if you steal my wallet right now you'll get exactly 24 dollars and 75 cents, and my bank card. Of course the bank card would be cancelled immediately, but still, you'd get the 24 bucks!

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Connection so strong............. Posted: 2/25/2006 7:53:38 PM
yeah, I had one of those once. Stayed together for 3 years, and were gonna get married, but she betrayed my trust and sold out our relationship. It's probably better this way though, we were young and I'm sure would've outgrown each other.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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stag party - clean or dirty? Posted: 2/25/2006 7:50:10 PM
It's not safe to have that many horny men in a room with no women (or at least no obtainable women.) No, stag parties cannot have strippers/porn.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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semi-blind date. Posted: 2/25/2006 7:48:54 PM
Oh come on! Think of the comedic value of reporting back to pof about your date only to say that she rolled you! Remember that episode of Seinfeld where the woman tied up and robbed George? "Eight dollars!? I wasted my entire morning on you for EIGHT DOLLARS!?"

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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How do you know when a Man really Cares? Posted: 2/25/2006 7:42:39 PM
And if the girl rejects the idea of animals living in captivity? What then? Then she's a granola-eating hippy, and not for me. Apparently you focused on the wrong part. I was referring to the monkey, not the zoo in general. If a man will take poo in the chest for you, then it means something. And honestly, when was the last time you met somebody who was an anti-zoo advocate?

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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Can you top this first meeting Posted: 2/25/2006 7:40:22 PM
I once had a "first date" at a hospital cafeteria. A girl hit me with her car outside the mall, busted up my leg, and drove me to the hospital (at the very least she owed me that.) She felt so bad, and she waited until the docs got done with me. She was so worried that I wasn gonna be mad at her, imagine her surprise when I asked her to have lunch with me. So we walked (well, I crutched) down to the cafeteria and had lunch... and we saw each other every day for the next 4 months. Except for getting run over, it wasn't a half bad start.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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How do you know when a Man really Cares? Posted: 2/25/2006 7:34:42 PM
Read my first date description. If a man will do that for you, then he really cares.

SteelHawke24

Joined: 2/17/2006

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semi-blind date. Posted: 2/25/2006 7:32:40 PM
There is one thing I wanna know: is this person a thief? The last thing I want is to get rolled by a girl on this site.

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