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 Author Thread: Favorite Family Guy Lines
 mungo742
Joined: 6/16/2009
Msg: 257 (view)
 
Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 8/16/2009 6:10:16 AM
peter; vagina boob



cleavland; he was a fat drink of water
 mungo742
Joined: 6/16/2009
Msg: 355 (view)
 
The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously!
Posted: 7/4/2009 8:27:29 AM
i once went into a pet shop and they had a talking dog for sale so i asked the dog what he could do he said well im a war vet, ive been into space, i founded kmart and i was president of a country so i asked the owner how much the dog was and he said a tenner i said just a tenner what this dog is amazing he said no its a f*cking liar!!
 mungo742
Joined: 6/16/2009
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You know it's been too long since you've had sex when...
Posted: 7/4/2009 6:22:35 AM
when the chick at the cash register gives you change and says have a good day you get wood
when you think anyone who talks to you is hitting on you
 
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