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 robynstar1606
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Indy's Make Me A TV Star Episode 2
Posted: 4/26/2010 10:07:55 AM
so really planning on coming this time- I showed up to 8 seconds for the last one with a date, but that was after the film crew had already left.
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Contemplating Cats
Posted: 12/15/2009 7:57:01 PM
hey silent guardian, yeah my male cat does that to me too- its like a love bite, also known as "kitty kisses"- it hurts, but its just their way of showing affection :).

I looked that up when I first got him, it's just something they do : shrug:.
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Dumb Blonde Jokes..
Posted: 11/25/2009 2:14:56 PM
dirty dumb blonde joke-

So there was a blonde and she was really frustrated because she hasn't had sex for a couple months. Her friend says, "Hey, why not try phone sex? it's just as good as the real thing." The blonde thinks this over and decides on trying it that night.

The next day her friend asks, "so, what did you think of phone sex?"

The blonde smiles and says, "it was ok, but it's better if you put vibrate on. "
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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What is your Bail?
Posted: 11/22/2009 6:49:07 PM
325.00

: blush:
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Dumb Blonde Jokes..
Posted: 11/19/2009 5:46:57 PM
ROFL! nice one Dave :).
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Comedies and other Diversions
Posted: 11/16/2009 5:29:48 PM
have to agree with yojimbo- MST3K is an awesome series, my favorite episode has to be "Manos- the Hand Of Fate"- (lol, awesome episode, I believe thats the title of it).

I just watched The Soloist today and there are some really really funny parts in that- of course half the time I was watching it I was adding in humorous lines and joking around.

Anything by Mel Brooks rocks- just seen Silent Movie the other day, it had some pretty funny moments in it, but my favorite Mel Brooks film is Young Frankenstein.

I also do video editing on youtube, comic fanvids mostly. you can check out my vids under robynstar1606- just a bunch of random stuff. One of my vids is clips of Blades of Glory to "If I Were Gay" By Stephen Lynch- it's pretty amusing, lol. My other vids include clips from movies: A Clockwork Orange, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Good Burger, The Brave Little Toaster, Road To El Dorado, The Jerk, Phantom of the Opera, and Hook. : shrug: good for a laugh.
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Dumb Blonde Jokes..
Posted: 11/16/2009 4:56:00 PM
A blonde and her friends were making cinnamon rolls in the kitchen. The blonde is holding the packet of cinnamon rolls and reading. When referring to temperature, her friend asks, "hey, what do we put these on?"

The blonde smiles and says, "I don't know- I think a baking sheet." :)-


true story.

: blush:
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Favorite Family Guy Lines
Posted: 11/11/2009 8:58:04 PM
Too lazy to go through all 12 pages, lol- so I'm sure there is definitely going to be some repeats.


Meg: No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a seventeen year old girl, and I have no need for you.
Herbert: Well, no offense to you Meg, but you're a seventeen year old girl, and I have no need for YOU. (Play It Again, Brian)

Stewie: How ya doin' there, Big Guy? You holdin' up okay? You wanna sooda? ...Ah, screw it, I tried. (Mr. Saturday Knight)

(My Favorite Episode, Long John Peter)
Peter: Give it to me straight Doctor Jewish; Is he gonna live?
Dr. Jewish: Mister Griffin, I'm afraid that your Parrot is dead.
Peter: Noooo! Did he at least die with dignity?
Dr. Jewish: Well, he convulsed a lot and fell off the operating table. Then he flopped around a little on the floor, then a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urine, which must have frightened him because his bowels released all over himself. I tried to pick him up, but then, I got angry because some of it got on my thumb. So I threw him against the wall, and that's where he died.
Peter: That's the way I wanna go (ROFL everytime!)

Peter: I screwed up worse than Disney did when they cast Micheal J. Fox in that Zorro remake.
(flash to Mexican pub)
Senor: Who was that masked man who saved us?
Senor 2: I don't know, but he left his insignia
(shows wall with scribbles all over it)
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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mediocre pub poetry
Posted: 8/25/2009 7:39:38 PM
was sitting in a pub, bored- had a couple rhymes goin through my mind so I jotted em down- just random rhymes to pass the time- lol, my poetry is normally deeper than this- my birthday is tomorrow, yay? just moved to Martinsville, Indiana- so "Mayberry", sigh- miss my friends.

Lounging in a bar
wondering where the good men are
not here- (that's for sure)-
no beer, no pool- just playing it cool-
just a solicitator- aggravator- no liquor for me
just bother me later-
excitement? no, but that's life
small town cuts like a dull knife
writing pub poetry
many cliches-
music thunders,
football plays-
and yet- here I stay-
drinkin a glass of sprite,
waiting on Mr. Right-
Single, almost 22,
what's there for a city gal to do?
I'll pretend I care about the big game?
Maybe send a text- hide my shame-
trying too hard? maybe so-
passionate heart,
got a long way to go-
a lot to learn-
how many bridges will I burn?
Seems to be a game now-
-:sigh:- anyhow
drunk guys make me laugh-
shoot me a come hither look as they pass-
please!- I'm not drinking- If I was, I'd still say no-
Not your average bar crawling hoe-
retract that- not a hoe at all-
just lookin for friends as summer fades into fall-
Birthday Blues? yeah, no plans-
feels like no one gives a damn-
all I want is a hug on my birthday-
from a sweet guy who may say
"happy birthday baby"-
yeah, happy birthday to me.
 robynstar1606
Joined: 7/5/2009
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Fiend Inside
Posted: 8/22/2009 11:29:14 AM
wow... I really need to move to the UK.... ;). was over in London with a theatre study abroad group in winter of 07, loved it. such a beautiful country!
 
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