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57lebowski

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Do Dorks make good lovers? Posted: 2/7/2009 8:40:09 PM
I'm an ex dork, who like you[ judging by your pics] is now beautiful;[just kidding], i just wanted to say that you're living proof of your theory.You're a beautiful woman.We'll never meet but, I'm a dork, low self esteem all my life, in spite of [ too late] compliments etc...But, since my last reunion[ never been to any]I know that I've weathered better than all the jocks,so--cheers to you and all us DORKS- what goes around comes around/ took a while.

57lebowski

Joined: 3/2/2006

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Do Dorks make good lovers? Posted: 2/7/2009 8:21:51 PM
Yes, Thats how the first bit of attraction starts--looks--but, i think it's equal between the sexes.looks only go so far, longer for men, perhaps. speaking for myself,,brains, [admittedly looks are a must, but what appeals to me won't appeal to every other man.]There's exceptions to every rule. Lets face it everyone[all 3 genders]physical attraction is USUALLY first, followed by the rest.If that doesn't gibe with the reactions you get here MAYBE HE'S/SHE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU,,,or me,,damnit.

57lebowski

Joined: 3/2/2006

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Do Dorks make good lovers? Posted: 2/7/2009 8:01:59 PM
We're the best. We luv you ""long"" timeEX? DORK.

57lebowski

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Landlords Posted: 1/14/2008 7:54:57 PM
this is why i always wear a condom when waxing my carrot outside the tenants window.

57lebowski

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The Sayings you love or hate Posted: 12/15/2007 7:56:30 PM
hate- oh no you di'''''nt love- untie me and i won't say anything... ooops.

57lebowski

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Needs Posted: 12/15/2007 7:12:51 PM
1]sex, weed, sleep 2]nowhere, searching is futile

57lebowski

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What makes you horny, Baby? Posted: 12/15/2007 7:07:30 PM
a nice dutch oven.

57lebowski

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Comfort Items Posted: 12/15/2007 7:05:45 PM
flannel sheets

57lebowski

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Why do men lie on the question * Do you do drugs*? Posted: 12/15/2007 6:55:05 PM
Why do men lie on the question * Do you do drugs*? because i was really stoned when i did my profile.

57lebowski

Joined: 3/2/2006

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All Inclusives - Where is the best place to go? Posted: 12/8/2007 8:28:23 PM
i concur, the all inclusives can be a great deal financially if youre there to pig out and drink as much as you possibly can, but why go on vacation to do that? you can still get to most destinations reasonably cheaply, then live very cheaply once youre there, and actually see the best parts of the place while youre there. i guess everybody's different in what they want out of a vacation. having said that, i'm seriously thinking about a trip to amsterdam for xmas,if everything goes right, i won't remember a thing.

57lebowski

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Do I look fat in this? Posted: 12/8/2007 8:20:25 PM
No, Baby, it looks PHAT on you..Is Spandex the miracle fabric or what? I like a woman with some meat to go with the potatoes.Some woman can't carry those ''few extra pounds''' like you can..the list of sensitive responses goes on.lol. why do they have to ask this? isn't the fact that you want to have sex with her enuf confirmation of her appeal?

57lebowski

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All Inclusives - Where is the best place to go? Posted: 12/8/2007 8:09:09 PM
Cuba's good, you can get some great deals.People are so poor, it's amazing what they'll do for a dollar or two..lol.just kidding, i've heard great things about all inclusives in cuba.

57lebowski

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Duncan POF get together. Interested? Posted: 12/8/2007 7:30:25 PM
Thanks Simona. i forgot to add that.lol

57lebowski

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Strangest question you've been asked at work? Posted: 12/8/2007 7:24:19 PM
I agree ERIC, those are some pretty intrusive questions.where do they get off prying into your life like that, yet, if you answer truthfully,,i..e..[ 1--not really,,,2--you hired me, so i must be working, duh,,,,,,,,,,3--because i'll fire-bomb your house if you don't], they go all weird on you.Employers come up with the oddest questions.

57lebowski

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Christmas Songs Posted: 12/8/2007 7:18:06 PM
CHET'S NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE, always brings a tear to my eye, best version is NAT KING COLE

57lebowski

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Duncan POF get together. Interested? Posted: 12/8/2007 6:41:24 PM
if its anything like the last bash eric invited me too, it will be a "memorable" night indeed.I asked what to expect at his party, he told me, there's gonna be a lot of drinking, a lot of fighting, and a lot of f""""ing.What he didn't tell me that i was the only one invited.So, i'm pretty interested to see how the evening goes with other people there.You are coming aren't you, other people? As to who looks better in the LBD , it depends on your tastes.i've got better legs,but breast lovers might pick eric

57lebowski

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Strangest question you've been asked at work? Posted: 12/8/2007 3:11:03 PM
i overheard this one at work..one of the crew[Jack] had the day off,one guy didn't see him so he asked""Jack off today?"". to which another guy replied""No, but thanks for asking""

57lebowski

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Christmas Songs Posted: 12/8/2007 3:06:38 PM
fairytale of new york, definitely, thats about it.

57lebowski

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Tracy Latimer... was her father right or wrong? why? Posted: 12/7/2007 9:05:38 PM
Tracy was put on this earth for a reason,[/quote It should not be up to us to force natures hand in things as everything and everyone is here for a reason. What reason would that be? To live out her miserable life, or to have it cut short mercifully? theyre both reasons to be on this earth.are you able to judge these questions.? I doubt it. Forcing natures hand involves using most medications available today, how can you let "nature take its course" if you use any modern drugs/medications? regardless, the man has served a lot of time in prison, more than the average,should he be kept there at the whim of an obviously inadequate parole board?

57lebowski

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Tracy Latimer... was her father right or wrong? why? Posted: 12/7/2007 8:54:34 PM
I believe that he ended her life out of his love and compassion for her. altho none us will ever truly know for sure, it doesn't make sense that a guy can bludgeon his wife with a hammer and receive 2 yrs.yet "mercy" killings get longer sentences. every situation has different things to be considered, one persons experience has very little reference to another.

57lebowski

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Do I look fat in this? Posted: 12/7/2007 8:43:09 PM
No, the small amount of you that is contained in THIS does not look fat, it's the rolls eclipsing the garment that makes you look like your trying to smuggle cottage cheese.

57lebowski

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men in toupees/weaves/hairpieces: yes? no? observations? Posted: 12/7/2007 8:39:48 PM
ok so are mine real or fake lol obviously, real.even unleashed, i can tell.57 lebowski knows all. accesssing the info is a different matter.

57lebowski

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Bootie Call Agreement Posted: 12/6/2007 8:07:15 PM
I am so printing this...This is the greatest thing ever...what about the will? Thanks, i've been looking for such a document for a while..As far as my will is concerned, i';d like to invite all females to my wake to have a stiff one on me.

57lebowski

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men in toupees/weaves/hairpieces: yes? no? observations? Posted: 12/6/2007 7:59:53 PM
to each their own , but i wouldn't wear a toupee.and when its obviously a rug, it looks so stupid, it's hilarious.I knew a guy who had transplants, came up with a lie about his absence and the way his head was swollen up.He told us that he'd been in vancouver and tried to save a girl from getting beaten up by her boyfriend, who then hit him in the melon with a baseball bat, hence the enlarged cranium. meanwhile his head looked like a crop of 3 week old corn. Páñ†hérrrrr64²°°¹™-are there any openings in your field? Viewing tits sounds like the kind of career i'm looking for.Personally, i don't care if they are real or not, as long as they're nice. both real and plastic can be beautiful or ugly.I'm offering now to give any woman an honest opinion of her breast appeal.

57lebowski

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Hot Ticket Item, 2007 Posted: 12/5/2007 9:14:50 PM
ssshhhh. don't tell my kid that it's coal he's been getting every year.i told him it was an unripe diamond.

57lebowski

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Do Real men like Cats? Posted: 12/5/2007 9:11:53 PM
What happens if you tazer a cat? it's kinda like microwaving a cat.it may cook it fast but really toughens the meat.best way is in a crockpot/slow cooker.prepared properly it's comparable to Kobi beef,done wrong, you might as well eat an old boot.

57lebowski

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Hot Ticket Item, 2007 Posted: 12/5/2007 8:57:44 PM
my son's getting cash, his favourite.not very xmas-y, but this year, definitely the most useful gift i can give him. For myself[ my second most loved one] I'm going to feast.I'm gonna buy and prepare the best xmas pig out i've done in 20 yrs.And enough booze to help me cook .If i can't gain 20 lbs. by new years, well i'm not the glutton i think i was.

57lebowski

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If you were to date a dog, what type of dog would it be and why ??? Posted: 12/5/2007 8:43:39 PM
Xavery, i have no doubt of that,but i detect a lot of pig hiding in that sheep suit also.lol.not that i'm complaining, i look up to him, not only as my spiritual guide,but as the bad influence i never had growing up..

57lebowski

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Seeing POF people Coming Posted: 12/5/2007 8:35:15 PM
i guess that's what u get when u live in a smaller town as there's not much entertainment going on and things to do. .. or maybe people lack creative ideas to keep their mental capacities in tact! Dang, pardon me for not bein real citified like you, samdongsh12.Guess my banjo music ain't fancy enough fer you.But, seriously,do you think that every guy you meet is NOT rating you, despite yer high-falutin city ways?You don't have to live in a small town to know that men are the same everywhere.No matter what you might think, every straight man you know has rated you. oh, by the way,,i'm sure you meant to say intact[one word], not in tact.Used as a single word it makes sense, used as 2 words= nonsense.Sorry, that's just my small town ignorance i 'spose.

57lebowski

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Trans Gender washrooms? Posted: 12/5/2007 8:18:45 PM
there was also a guy who got charged and convicted of some kind of sexual assault for climbing down into a pit style outhouse in a Campground (the women) and was watch from down below. He was also filming. They are not sure how long he was doing it but was finally caught when someone noticed him. I'll have you know i was not convicted,,er, cough, never mind this alleged pervert was well camouflaged in green garbage bags . I don't know how i..i mean, how he got caught,I've also heard that the film footage is available for a price and i never ate any, that's just sick.

57lebowski

Joined: 3/2/2006

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If you were to date a dog, what type of dog would it be and why ??? Posted: 12/5/2007 7:33:10 PM
It can and will look kinda like a dog, but it can't bark like a poodle.If you can live with that,sheep are a damn fine substitute. Who's your Daaaaa-aaaa-aaa-dy!

57lebowski

Joined: 3/2/2006

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Do I look fat in this? Posted: 12/4/2007 7:57:52 PM
Correct answer---Not as fat as you look without that on.This reply has not been tested by me, but i'd be interested in feedback from any man stupid enough to say it.

57lebowski

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Duncan POF get together. Interested? Posted: 12/4/2007 7:29:37 PM
We both wear a little black dress and heals. I'm o.k. with the dress part,just cause i'd like to see you in a LBD, but i have a hell of a time finding mens size twelve heels, especially the f me ones.lol.I notice you don't mention any under garments.Is it still going ''commando'' if i'm wearing a dress?

57lebowski

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If you were to date a dog, what type of dog would it be and why ??? Posted: 12/4/2007 4:47:09 PM
some kind of korean dog.if the date wasn't going so well i could eat it.

57lebowski

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Duncan POF get together. Interested? Posted: 12/3/2007 8:32:37 PM
not on your f'n life. emoticon indicates sense of humour. yeah, i'll be there. xavery, tell me what youre gonna wear so we dont end up in the same outfit.lol.

57lebowski

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Christian Singles Posted: 12/3/2007 8:29:20 PM
I bashed no one.I merely pointed out that what you claim to be ""true"" is only what you believe to be true. i dont knock anyone for their faith, unless they make false claims as to what is true or not. Just because i have a different opinion, doesn't mean i'm bashing you, or any one else in here.If we were all the same there would be no point in these forums, would there? Including what you "think"" the OP wants is supposition on your part.I've noticed that you didn't refute either of the points i made in my argument[if you can call it that].Instead, you have accused me of bashing you and the OP. Seems to me that you are bashing me, while hiding behind your own accusations.

57lebowski

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Why do News Reported ask such Stupid Questions. Posted: 12/3/2007 8:09:59 PM
Tonight at 12. This investigative reporter looks into free dating site forums and asks some HARD questions..Is there a tie to the Angels?The Christian Alliance?What are these deviates doing ? Are our children safe? How do you explain Xavery's fascination with ""The One Whose Name We Must Not Speak""?Why is the number 57 associated with female multiple orgasms?Did the ancient Egyptians spell it out for us in their stupid squiggly writing?If Jesus comes out of his cave at Easter and sees his shadow, are we doomed to six millennia of nuclear winter? Also, pics of britney's beaver.

57lebowski

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Why do News Reported ask such Stupid Questions. Posted: 12/3/2007 7:51:10 PM
On the toilet concentrating.............................Then all of a sudden it was all clear. sounds like a fiber problem, dude, unless you recently ate mexican.. Reporters are not taught to think of what they ask or how dumb the question sounds in the circumstance. You got that right. it's all about the ratings and the looks of the AnchorMoron. i have added the emoticon to insure there are no misunderstandings about what may or may not be my sense of humour. This opinion is my own and not neccesarily that of the broadcasting station.

57lebowski

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So what are you wishing for this Christmas? Posted: 12/3/2007 6:57:53 PM
This year i'm hoping the hookers show up at the same time as the elves. Last year the elves got into the cocaine a little early, wrecked the whole holiday.

57lebowski

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Why do News Reported ask such Stupid Questions. Posted: 12/3/2007 6:55:27 PM
hey,,how did you come up with this question? Just Practicing-full story at 10:00

57lebowski

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Christian Singles Posted: 12/3/2007 6:34:40 PM
at it is based on a TRUE STORY TRUE?Don't you mean you have FAITH that it happened?Last time i checked true things are based on facts, not fiction. It IS an excellent true to life movie. how would you know?were you around then?or do you think that movies are live footage? Bet you don't believe in a wacky theory called "evolution" either.

57lebowski

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Stereotypes- is there any truth,or is it all nonsense? Posted: 12/3/2007 4:53:13 PM
It pisses me off when people stereotype stoners as...um..hey, did you see that show last night?man i'm hungry...

57lebowski

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Christian Singles Posted: 12/3/2007 4:45:31 PM
I'm not a Christian single but I support you in your search.Personally, I'm an atheist, and am looking for Kraft singles, the dinner hour is nigh!

57lebowski

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Pre made foods Posted: 12/3/2007 4:38:15 PM
matter of fact, this thread's makin me hungry. gonna whip up some spanakopita for dinner, and a big tray of baklava for 2 weeks of dessert., [or i might eat it all in one sitting if i smoke a smartstick first.

57lebowski

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Free Dating site vs Pay sites Posted: 12/3/2007 4:32:37 PM
Actually, xavery and eric..no, I dont miss my little friend.I'm sure he'll be allowed out all too soon.I hear he recently shacked up with someone, doubt it'll last,,too much of an age difference.

57lebowski

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Free Dating site vs Pay sites Posted: 12/2/2007 6:46:21 PM
yeah, what xavery said.

57lebowski

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Tattoo pics on Profiles Posted: 12/2/2007 6:43:29 PM
Here's my question for the women. Have you thought how they're going to look once you're 60+ years old? That lower back tat or one on the upper arm (which will sag) is going to look pretty gross by then. Or is how you look not important to you? this is also a question for the men.We all sag as we get older.Personally, i didnt get my tats with other peoples opinions on how i look in mind.I think you'll find that's common among people with tattoos.Most don't get them to impress others.And, I don't think an octenagarians body is very sexy, tattooed or not.It still won't matter to me that the nurse who changes my diaper doesnt find my tattoo sexy.

57lebowski

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Free Dating site vs Pay sites Posted: 12/2/2007 6:30:01 PM
Pucks... CHILL He was joking Thanks 78flh, you said it. Pucks, it was meant as a joke.I didn't expect you to take it seriously.sorry....actually, didnt you just post about old people with no sense of humor on another thread?

57lebowski

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Free Dating site vs Pay sites Posted: 12/2/2007 5:34:30 PM
maybe they don't like you enough to respond

57lebowski

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Tattoo pics on Profiles Posted: 12/2/2007 5:24:11 PM
i would post pics of my tats, but it's my understanding that nudity is not allowed.lol.

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