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luvs2thrash

Joined: 3/2/2006

Msg: 143 (view)

What makes you smile? Posted: 5/2/2007 7:46:06 PM
seeing fruit that looks like male/female genitalia thinking that you are out of beer and finding one in the back of the fridge behind the milk actually getting 2 socks out of the dryer instead of 1 looking at the scar on my hand and remembering how I got it seeing my pup running in her dreams watching someone walk into cars, trees, poles, shopping carts, unopened doors... anything really (It's just funny) doing something stupid and realizing that no one saw you hearing my Gma sing "Happy Birthday" to me on my answering machine (she tries to sound like Marilyn Monroe singing to the President...lmao) empty parking spots exactly where I am going hearing kids fart then watching them try not to laugh about it seeing old couples walking hand in hand thinking about watching "The Grinch" when I was growing up (I always thought it was a full length movie) quoting a line from a really bad movie and having someone know what movie it is knowing a punchline for a joke a friend is telling but not saying it cause you know they practiced telling it....(and they still suck) finally getting that popcorn kernel out of my tooth watching old guys with comb-overs walking in a wind storm seeing guys that sit down to pee so they don't mess up the seat coming home to find your neighboor has shovelled your driveway finger paints... (don't know why) waking up after a heavy night of drinking and realizing that you are in your own bed and your alone!!!!! hearing someone sing off-key still getting $5.00 for my Birthday from my Gma at age 40 Kelly's laugh seriously she laughs TEE HEE HEE, TEE HEE HEE,,,not a word of a lie Happy Gilmore someone you don't know genuinly smiling at you thinking about how I'm going to get my friends back for practical jokes seeing those wonderful "Sex Lines" that run on either side of a man's lower abdomen right at his hips....(come on ladies you know the ones) finding a pair of shoes that are sexy, comfortable, and a good price (that never happens but it would make me smile) orgasms watching kids trying to split the last piece of cake equally between 3 of them having someone else do the dished while I sit back and have a glass of wine farts in general...(not the stinky ones, just the loud ones that people try to suppress because it is an inappropriate time....LMAO) oh yeah I forgot the stand-bys: the smell of rain, warm puppy breathe, kids playing...yada yada yada... nuff said?

luvs2thrash

Joined: 3/2/2006

Msg: 52 (view)

Mature women doing oral Posted: 4/18/2007 5:50:27 PM
RussetAutumnRose: Is there a problem with a woman who likes to give blow jobs? Do you think of it as demeaning for a woman to do that? ... Just because a woman gives blow job to a man it doesn't mean that she cannot, as you say, "Satisfy a man in the usual way". WTF? Am I to beleive that you alone set the sexual standards for all woman? I hope not because last time I looked intercourse was not the only or "usual" way to satisfy anyone! Lets just say that older woman tend to have a much larger repetoir in their sexual handbag (other than the usual way) to satisfy their partners... Let me ask you a question Ms. Rose... What is the "usual way" for a lesbian to satisfy her partner????

luvs2thrash

Joined: 3/2/2006

Msg: 41 (view)

Mature women doing oral Posted: 4/17/2007 8:00:40 PM
Here is my theory... Older woman have the wisdom to realise if they please the man and get him off orally, there is usually a "recovery time" when they can concentrate on you, then when they are ready to go again they usually last longer...! Again just my theory....

luvs2thrash

Joined: 3/2/2006

Msg: 32 (view)

Business Travel and Sex Posted: 10/18/2006 10:36:06 PM
Well crap...I'm leaving on Monday for a business trip and I already have 2 dates lined up! Guess I better call them off............................NA! I say unless they are paying you from 7pm until 7am as well.....thrash till ya crash!

luvs2thrash

Joined: 3/2/2006

Msg: 301 (view)

I'm Not Attracted To Men My Age.... * Posted: 9/25/2006 8:29:54 PM
Well I don't want to get "blasted" by saying I'm attracted to younger men....but I am. I have been told that I look 10 years younger than my age (39) and I'm finding the majority of men contacting me online are between 21 and 35. Not saying that this is a bad thing (keep them coming boys) but the men my age that do contact me really don't make me say "WOW". Maybe its just the "Hot older men" don't contact me because they are looking for the younger gals. So that is ok with me....as long as I am happy with how I look. Young ladies you can take our older men and we will take the younuns off your hands. Seems like a fair trade.....lmao See no need to fight! There is someone for everyone out there and age is just a number.....Stay fit, be healthy, and be happy!

luvs2thrash

Joined: 3/2/2006

Msg: 57 (view)

Its those days of the month.... Posted: 9/4/2006 11:19:12 PM
Frankly I think woman use "that time" as an excuse for being a ****. What about the other 3 weeks out of the month? Whats their excuse then??? Seriously woman,,, if your man was a total azzhole to your one week out of each month... You'd dump him. Think about that the next time you demand chocolates, backrubs, flowers, and to be left alone. One of these days he might just "leave you all alone". Sorry don't buy this PMS crap!

luvs2thrash

Joined: 3/2/2006

Msg: 615 (view)

older women younger men Posted: 9/4/2006 10:58:26 PM
I find that men my age (39 +) don't really take care of themselves like the younger men I date. Younger men really care about their bodies, clothing, hair, and the way they smell. Another plus to younger men....less body hair. Nothing worse than running your fingers through his back hair. ICK! I have only dated one man older than me and that was because he really looked after himself and still to this day at 46 looks like he is in his 30's. Men hit their sexual prime 18-28 and woman 30-death so if God hadn't wanted us to date younger men why did (s)he play this cruel trick on us? I say "Lets go ladies!"

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