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jerryspringer

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age limit to the label boyfriend Posted: 10/27/2006 6:32:58 PM
"Hi, I'm Jerry, and this my ole ball and chain".

jerryspringer

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Commit to a pot smoker? Posted: 10/27/2006 4:45:40 PM
Sounds like an addiction with withdrawls to me, but they do have rehab for that. The part about him being jealous over just friends is the part that bothers me the most. Sounds like he wants to control you. It's not going to get better as you get to know him more, usually quite the contrary. I would ran as fast as I could from this one!

jerryspringer

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Being stood up Posted: 10/27/2006 3:12:29 AM
Maybe his wife found out that he was seeing someone else??

jerryspringer

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rejection at first sight Posted: 10/24/2006 11:06:56 PM
I always set up something simple like just a drink for the first date. If you don't like her, just finish your drink and say you have to go. It beats saying you have to use the restroom, then never coming back, that would be mean.

jerryspringer

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What if someone (physically) can't type? Posted: 10/24/2006 11:04:48 PM
You can uaually tell the difference between someone that cannot spell, and someone who has a lot of typos.

jerryspringer

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What does 69 mean? Posted: 10/24/2006 10:45:51 PM
Why is "6" so scared? Because "7" ate "9".

jerryspringer

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Death Posted: 10/24/2006 10:40:46 PM
Well getting killed is the same as "getting off'd" My suggestion would be to put "get off" in your google search, it should turn up some real helpful info. You can thank me later after you run the search.

jerryspringer

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GF Pregnant, help Posted: 10/24/2006 10:38:30 AM
I'm guessing your gf is old enough to not have to take that from her mom, it's her life. I don't think it would be a good idea to go yell at her mom, try to sit down and talk about it with all 3 of you present. The mom will be in your life for a long time if you get married, better to try to get along with her if possible.

jerryspringer

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How many dates have you had of the Internet and still remain single? Posted: 10/24/2006 10:33:55 AM
I've met about 20 women that I met online, dated two of them for a while. I've also had a couple that totally lied and were "busted" the second we met. They usually lied about their weight.

jerryspringer

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Is Having Sex ever Painful for a Man??? Posted: 10/24/2006 10:31:32 AM
Sure it can hurt. Just imagine all those puss filled blisters popping as you push it in, then as all those warts hit against her when you bottom out. All the warts give new meaning to the word french tickler. Ok, there went my lunch!

jerryspringer

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Having A Child Posted: 10/22/2006 12:07:55 PM
At 38, I' done having kids. But I'm sure some men would.

jerryspringer

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who pays for dinner? Posted: 10/22/2006 12:11:35 AM
Shangrilah, you just set the women's liberation movement back 20 years. I love it! I also see that WA state attitude in you, I lived up there for a few years.

jerryspringer

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Why are women under 30 so materialistic? Posted: 10/21/2006 10:12:36 PM
A popular talk radio show host said this: "Women get as rich of a guy as they can get with their looks, and a man gets as hot of a woman as he can buy with his money". If you don't believe this, then look around. How many real ugly women do you see with very successful men, and how many hot women do you see with a guy that barely lives paycheck to paycheck? Makes you think.

jerryspringer

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Treating back Posted: 10/21/2006 9:57:01 PM
I cannot believe I'm posting something like this, but it's a true question. I got exposed to posion ivy, I laid in it. I'm supposed to be putting the cream on my back. How does one put the stuff in the middle of your back, the area you cannot reach? I'm sure some of my fellow POFers will have some suggestions. And no, I don't have anyone to do it for me.

jerryspringer

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I Love You in the heat of the moment? Posted: 10/21/2006 9:38:04 PM
The worst thing that has happened to me was having someone tell me that they loved me, when I didn't feel the same way about them. It made me feel about 2" tall.

jerryspringer

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THE MODERN CASANOVA Posted: 10/20/2006 10:07:10 PM
What I have found is that it's easy to build up this perfect person in your mind, which sets you up for dissappointment upon meeting in person.

jerryspringer

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Question : Do women have wet dreams - what age does it start? Posted: 10/20/2006 9:04:43 PM
Nobler, what the hell does this have to do with the topic of this thread?

jerryspringer

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would date an expectant mother? Posted: 10/20/2006 8:30:00 PM
I wouldn't, but that is my choice.

jerryspringer

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that must mean im gay!! Posted: 10/20/2006 8:19:04 PM
Why don't you ask him what he meant by that?

jerryspringer

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Why do men copy/paste Posted: 10/19/2006 10:49:57 PM
The question I hear from women on here is "why do men copy/paste the same message to multiple women". Here's the answer: When there are tons more men than woman, and women read/delete emails without replying, men send out mass messages in hopes of getting a few replies.

jerryspringer

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Anyone from Texas HERE ??? If so introduce yourself Posted: 10/19/2006 9:21:47 PM
Jerry Springer saying hello from Houston.

jerryspringer

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Which B-day? Posted: 10/16/2006 10:42:28 PM
Which B-day, if any, bothered you and made you think? Turning 30 was a little sad because the 20s were gone forever. And now as I'm closing in on the big "40", I think I'm going to really have trouble with that one. Is this when I'm supposed to go buy that sports car?? Damn, I won't be able to fit everything in a sports car.

jerryspringer

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the line Posted: 10/16/2006 10:25:54 PM
After I've tapped her phones, recorded her calls, watched her through the telescope, ran a background check on her, followed her for a week, and dug through her trash, then I might consider going beyond just showing interest.

jerryspringer

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Do You Men Read Our Whole Profiles? Posted: 10/16/2006 10:21:18 PM
Sure, if I find your pictures attractive, then I'll read your profile.

jerryspringer

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How do I ask her to do this? Posted: 10/16/2006 10:02:36 PM
Why don't you ask her to come over while your painting, then you can "accidently" spill some paint on her feet. I'm sure it would clean up from the skin easier than the nails. You would be left with clean skin and painted toenails??

jerryspringer

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Is she crazy? Posted: 10/16/2006 9:17:49 PM
I would have to say on a situation like this, that if it sounds too good to be true... Well, you know the rest. Proceed with caution on this one!

jerryspringer

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Prenups Posted: 10/16/2006 8:32:27 AM
I did some research on this subject for a law firm once. I found out that in general, woman are against them, and men are for them. That in general, woman come into a 2nd marriage with far less assets then men. That in general, a judge will split the assets 50/50 between both parties after a divorce, depending on the length of the marriage. Those stats seem to benefit the woman. Now for my own experience: I was married when I was young and had no assets. Did either of us think our marriage would end in divorce? Of course not! But we sat in family court 10 years later absolutly hating each other. I nearly got remarried a couple years ago to another woman. I had gained a lot of assets since my first marriage, she was upset when I told her that I would require a prenup. She said she would never sign one, so I broke off the engagement, and we broke up shortly after. I don't buy that "You should trust me" garbage. The person you divorce is not the same person you married. Prenups are the way to go if you have any assets whatsoever.

jerryspringer

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50% custody Posted: 10/10/2006 9:20:07 PM
I guess it can work, but both parents have to be able to get along, and agree with daily life situations. You cannot have one parent bad mouthing the other or playing the "good parent". A bad situation I think of right off the top of my head is where dad grounds the child, then he/she goes to mom's and is free to do as they wish. And of course that works both ways.

jerryspringer

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Have you ever really met someone at the supermarket? Posted: 10/10/2006 8:37:33 PM
No, but considering I visit the local grocery store about 6 times per year, it's not surprising. I do find myself hanging around the freezers looking at women though, hmmmmmmm

jerryspringer

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How old is old enough to stay at home alone? Posted: 10/10/2006 12:02:34 PM
I don't think there's any set age, kids vary so much around that age. Some can be very responsible, while others cannot. I was about 9 when I started staying at home alone for short periods of time.

jerryspringer

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Trying to get child suport. Posted: 10/10/2006 11:18:03 AM
Just remember that it isn't just dads that do this. I know a single father that struggles to support his kids while the mother lives a life of parties and refuses to pay her child support. The reason you hear about men doing this so much more than women is because there are so many more single moms with custody than dads. Also, I read a statistic once that was put together by muliple counties in multiple states that says women are less likely to pay their child support than men when required to.

jerryspringer

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Your Worst Kissing Experience Posted: 10/9/2006 7:04:35 PM
I think mine has to be towards the top. I met a woman that was such a lousy kisser that she would tear and scrape at my lips with her teeth. After a few times< I developed a skin tag where the injury happened. I wound up in the Dr office getting that nasty thing cut and burned off, it hurt like h3ll getting shots in my lip, still makes me cringe to think about it. Needless to say, I no longer see her, and am VERY glad she never went down south on me, OUCH!!!!

jerryspringer

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saying I LIKE YOU! Posted: 8/27/2006 9:52:43 PM
"Like", totally tubular. Anyone remember the good ole 80s?

jerryspringer

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Confessions from a former telephone actress.. Posted: 8/21/2006 11:37:26 AM
You only make $10hr doing that kind of work. Man, guess I'll have to consider my second choice for a career.

jerryspringer

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Is he using me just for sex?? Posted: 8/21/2006 11:25:53 AM
File for divorce and move on. Sometimes life deals us very painful lessons. These types of situations also can be blessings in disguise.

jerryspringer

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what exactly do women want Posted: 8/15/2006 10:58:06 PM
I can answer your question in a few words. They want money and materialistic things for the most part. If you find one that isn't after that, then she's a keeper.

jerryspringer

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When One Person Wants More Posted: 8/15/2006 10:55:18 PM
Seeker4love: My original post wasn't anything about wanting to have sex. It doesn't matter though, I broke it off with her 4 months ago after catching her in some lies. Looking back now, I must have been an idiot at the time for wanting to build something serious with her. Another lesson on how love is blind I guess??

jerryspringer

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100% Jerry Springer reviews available Posted: 8/14/2006 10:57:32 PM
Who wants a review? I'd be more than happy to give some, men or women. You can trust "Jerry".

jerryspringer

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How many guys would opt for this? Posted: 8/1/2006 6:35:23 AM
Would her batteries be removable if she started nagging? Or around "that" time of the month? Might be something to think about.

jerryspringer

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how long should a girl wait on sex? Posted: 7/26/2006 11:00:00 PM
Ok, I won't beat around the bush. If you are looking for a one night stand, wait at least until the end of the date. If you are looking for a "friend/lover", wait a few weeks. If you are looking for a BF, wait a month or two. If you are looking for a LTR/marriage, wait at least 3mo. Any woman that has sex with me on the first date is not LTR material. I have to wonder how often she does that.

jerryspringer

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Profile review please Posted: 6/16/2006 11:09:24 PM
I can't believe your on 7 peoples fav list??

jerryspringer

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Take a risk and review my Posted: 6/16/2006 11:00:58 PM
That's better, but get some more pictures. Your pictures are not bad, don't get rid of them, but get some of the real you. The one of you sliding into home base, surfing, working on your car, or whatever you like to do. It show's character, women will look at your pictures, and if they catch their eye, they will read your profile, and possibly write to you. Good luck man!

jerryspringer

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What's up with men and ankles????? Posted: 6/13/2006 10:20:05 PM
Because I hold onto her ankles as I'm going at it.

jerryspringer

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Video Taped Posted: 6/11/2006 1:58:52 AM
Nope, have never done that.

jerryspringer

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A completely new profile! Posted: 6/10/2006 12:35:20 AM
The only thing I see that may limit the number of women that will contact you, is you say you smoke often. I'm not judging you, I smoke too, but that will turn off 50+% of the woman. Other than that, your profile looks good, maybe add some more pics.

jerryspringer

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review my profile Posted: 6/10/2006 12:30:00 AM
You have chosen "prefer not to say" for doing drugs. That may as well be a yes as far as women are concerned. You might want to either drop the pic of you with the children, or explain who they are, because it says you have no children of your own. I do agree with you on the movie thing, it's very strange to sit there with someone you don't know for a movie, lol. Good luck!

jerryspringer

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I'd like my profile reviewed Posted: 6/10/2006 12:24:05 AM
You have your age restrictions set at 23 to 32. You are 23, what if someone that was 22 wanted to contact you? They wouldn't be able to. You wouldn't date someone within 1 year of your age? I would suggest changing that a little. Other than that, it looks good to me, I'm sure you'll get a lot of guys contacting you.

jerryspringer

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Take a risk and review my Posted: 6/10/2006 12:19:21 AM
OK, here's my .02. Get some more pics, some of you doing things you like, rather than just posing for a camera. Your "about me" starts off a little negitive, and you make it sound like your looking for someone to decorate your house. Also, it doesn't matter how many people add you to their favorite list, all it takes is the right person to do it. What good does it do if someone adds you, then never talks to you?

jerryspringer

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HELP! Posted: 6/10/2006 12:08:04 AM
Drop the part in your discription about living in Coral Springs, it already says that at the top of your profile. You make yourself seem like you have no, or very little free time. Don't mention one of your pastimes as hanging out in a bar. Try to take some pics of yourself in a more natural setting, so it doesn't look like your posing for the camera.

jerryspringer

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Where are all the Hot cowgirls at? Posted: 6/10/2006 12:01:29 AM
You don't mean a female cow, do you?

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