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mtest2005

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oral sex and swallowing cum and why they wont do it Posted: 11/11/2008 4:53:30 PM
"Women are not sperm receptacles" You and I could not disagree more

mtest2005

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What's with asians and being shy?? Posted: 5/7/2006 11:45:03 PM
and what's the deal with every asian person playing the cello and being good at math j/k

mtest2005

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Difference between Booty calling her and Dating her! Posted: 5/7/2006 11:37:46 PM
If she is good enough for me to bone she is good enough for me to date. Maybe you are giving off the wrong vibe. Maybe they think that's what you're in it for. Or maybe you're justa biotch. j/k It's like my grandma always said, why buy the cow when you get the sex for free.

mtest2005

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Does He Love Me Or Does He Not Posted: 5/5/2006 3:20:10 PM
Yah this situation is bad news I would get out. That being said, let's get married. I swear I have no children on the way nor do I live with my "ex" girlfriend. Don't worry broken hearts suck, but things will turn around!

mtest2005

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when a member of same sex compliments you on your looks..your opinion? Posted: 5/5/2006 2:58:09 PM
I was taking a leak at my college a couple weeks ago and there was this dude in the stall which is in direct eyesight of the urinal. I swear he was masturbating and I felt like he was looking at me while I was pissing. Part of me was weirded/grossed out by the gayness of it the other part of me was flattered.

mtest2005

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HAIR ON BACK'S Posted: 5/5/2006 9:44:17 AM
Thank goodness I do not have back hair I do have a nice patch of chest hair though...and if you look at it long enough, you can see the shape of a majestic phoenix rising up out of the ashes. Seriously.

mtest2005

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what's the best course of action? Posted: 5/5/2006 9:37:32 AM
break the chains, I have a feeling this one is over.

mtest2005

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How are you supposed yto choose? Posted: 5/5/2006 9:36:02 AM
I understand that this is an extremely sensitive situation and as such needs to be handled with the utmost delicacy. Situations like this require careful strategic planning and multiple pro/con sheets to help determine the proper choice. There's only one thing you can do - Flip a coin. Oh and let it land don't do the whole catch it in the hand flip thing. Look at it this way, regardless of whom you choose, the chances are you will break up eventually, so just make sure you part with the other on good terms and maybe you can pick up where you left off at a later date. Statistically speaking, most relationships don't last. That being said, have fun in the ones you are in and enjoy while you have the chance.

mtest2005

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We Begin Before We're Ready Posted: 5/5/2006 9:29:28 AM
What makes you an authority on the subject? j/k I would say that this is a generalization. By your own admission, some poeple know early/some don't. That being said, your point is dually noted. Speaking of which, what brought on this thread? Are you in your early 20's and just have a break up?

mtest2005

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Took Him Back/Got Dumped Again: An Essay by 1coolchick™ Posted: 5/5/2006 9:25:37 AM
That a s afun post to read. Yu are truly 1 cool chick. I think this situation happens to the best of us. It sucks, but its a great learning experience.

mtest2005

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What is the most romantic thing your significant other could do for you? Posted: 5/4/2006 7:15:52 PM
go down on me at a denny's

mtest2005

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Finding a Relationship (Battle of Sexes) Posted: 5/4/2006 5:37:39 PM
I would say the men. A lot of women might not openely admit, but deep down I think they like a masculine man to take control of things and do the approaching and the leading. Of course everyone is different, but I would say guys have a lot of control.

mtest2005

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What exactly defines Good Looking? And what tempts someone in a relationship. Posted: 5/4/2006 5:36:17 PM
I m ay not be able to definie it, but I know it when I see it

mtest2005

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Helping a girl you like out. Posted: 5/4/2006 5:32:21 PM
It was supposed to be funny lighten up sister

mtest2005

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Helping a girl you like out. Posted: 5/4/2006 4:42:30 PM
I would have to disagree. Maybe he was just joking around. You seem to come off as someone like setting little traps or making little tests for unsuspecting potential mates and if they slip up once it's over. Well hunny the only man that's going to pass every test you got is God himself so get used to having men fail miserably. Then again men failing is really what you want anyway isn't it? That way you can talk yourself out of getting into something and potentially being hurt again. But then again what the hell do I know any way? But onto a more important matter....for being 42 baby that body won't quit

mtest2005

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Initially Dealing With Break Up Posted: 5/4/2006 4:37:11 PM
that's a great sotry yummy mummy it's nice to see some people having success on pof

mtest2005

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why cant i get into a good relationship Posted: 5/4/2006 4:35:49 PM
Well first off don't think to yourself "oh my gosh I cannot approach this woman she will think I am a total freak" NEWSFLASH! would venture to say 60-80% of women go to the pub to meet people. Ya know how sharks can smell blood like a mile away? Women can smell low self confidence so I would suggest stop being so down cuz the ladies pick that up pronto. Just go up and say hi. "Hey what's up I'm so and so and you are?" she replies then you say "of course you are now let's do this" ok maybe not that aggressive, but you get the idea. Believe it or not most people in this world are approachable.

mtest2005

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BBW'S...WHATS UR OPINION OF US GUYS??? Posted: 5/3/2006 10:39:52 PM
hey if she ain't 280 she ain't no lady

mtest2005

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why cant i get into a good relationship Posted: 5/3/2006 10:32:29 PM
planetsatan loves a good beating......good times Listen bro I saw your pic you seem like a nice dude and a decent looking guy. The way I see it you have two routes Route #1 The fast route - You pick yourself up a girl who's been abused/has daddy issues/horrible self esteem/former addict/ any number of ailments could apply here. Often times these mates do not make good lover/family women as a direct result to the aforementioned mishaps, however, sometimes these women really are great lovers. They wait on you, put up with all your bullshit, usually are sexually veracious and almost always have no problem doing what you say. Such gems can typically be found in many pubs, drunk, dancing dirty with members of the same sex. Other hot spots to check out would be low end bowling alleys and bus stations. Route #2 The Slower Route - This is the let love happen route. When you see her you will know kind of thing. Typically these women are focused women who had a positive childhood and are more outgoing and social then the Route #1 candidates. They are not as submissive as Route #1'ers and are more your equal. Such women can be met virtually anywhere. Oftem times Route #1'ers can be used as good practice to be a better guy for Route #2'ers You seem like a good dude your lady is out there and by actively seeking her, like you obviously are by being on the net, you are doing the right thing. Disclaimer: This post is to be taken with a grain of salt.

mtest2005

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Should i let her go? Posted: 5/3/2006 10:15:56 PM
don't be such a **** break it off I say that in a very friendly buddy buddy manner. You clearly are a decent guy quit putting your life on hold for that bullshit that won't pan out. Cut her off and later if she gets serious and is interested she will seek you out. recognize

mtest2005

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Initially Dealing With Break Up Posted: 5/3/2006 10:13:08 PM
after 3.5 years fo relationship girl cheats and leaves me. Dude break ups are horrible I literally wasted 8 months of my life being upset about it. To this day (this has been like 2 years ago) I still think about her and when you love someone you will love them always, but just move on. Truth is someone else in this world can make you happy. You just gotta find them.

mtest2005

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Am I in the wrong? Posted: 5/3/2006 10:11:03 PM
hunny he's cheating guaranteed

mtest2005

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Guys what would you do?? Posted: 5/3/2006 10:09:19 PM
I'd have unprotected sex with him in approximately the middle of your cycle as many times as possible. Sorry, I think you should tell him you live him, but truth be told the chances of that relationship lasting are slim to none for a few reasons: 1. You already have major drama 2. distance 3. you're 19 Good Times. I wish you luck though.

mtest2005

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Women! So you're smart, funny, independant and single.. Posted: 5/3/2006 10:05:13 PM
I sense some sarcasm verygreeneyez by the way what color are your eyes?

mtest2005

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thoughts on the best ending for a date! Posted: 5/3/2006 10:03:32 PM
sillyheart that was funny sh*t How do you like your eggs inthe morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

mtest2005

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Have you women ever........ Posted: 5/3/2006 10:01:25 PM
well baby I have never said it to you in person

mtest2005

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I miss him Posted: 5/3/2006 9:59:32 PM
yah a year and a half is a long time...clearly your only solution is...me

mtest2005

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To you, when is a guy/girl considered a slut? Posted: 5/3/2006 5:29:37 PM
I may not be able to define a slut, but I know one when I see one

mtest2005

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Do Body Piercings Enhance Sexual Pleasire???? Posted: 5/3/2006 5:28:08 PM
No they absolutely do not. I actually did a research study on this exact topic. I used a blind study with willing parties and the conclusive data was that there was virtually no change whether piercings be present or absent. Now I will say for those slutty enough to be turned on by intimate piercings the mental stimulation could certainly add to the physical pleasure. However, based strictly on actual physical pleasure, no there is no difference.

mtest2005

Joined: 3/5/2006

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Have you women ever........ Posted: 5/3/2006 5:25:32 PM
oh sure.....I go to college so let's of hot babes walking around. In fact one of my best pick up lines in bars is "say sweet thang I'd like to put the spit shine on that thang" The ladies love it...give it a try

mtest2005

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Lazy Sex Partner.. Posted: 5/3/2006 5:22:47 PM
"I could never date an older man unless he was a millionaire" I like you international girl you seem like a nice person look for a genuine relationship based on love and not material things at least she's honest! wake up next to me sister I'll drop a load off in ya drawers

mtest2005

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Would you date a woman with a special needs child? Posted: 5/1/2006 8:12:49 PM
you bet your sweet ass I would Great parking and get to get in the front of the line at theme parks

mtest2005

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Strippers Posted: 5/1/2006 8:05:41 PM
girls never seem to understand that going to a strip joint is more of a male bonding experience than anything. It's not like I fantasize about the women there instead of my partner at the time. The outing is a bonding experience the strip joint is the teddy bear security tool in which I know I will always be welcome even after my next inevitable break up.

mtest2005

Joined: 3/5/2006

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Polyamory Posted: 5/1/2006 8:02:00 PM
Yes I am polyamorous as well but in my church it is referred to as polytanganaughty

mtest2005

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Is it true girls dont like guys that are virgins?? Posted: 5/1/2006 7:47:39 PM
oh I have experience ladies please refer to: http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts4084331.aspx

mtest2005

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Oral after sex Posted: 5/1/2006 7:42:02 PM
come on now this sounds like some straight up dominatrix shit I can picture it now some leathered up gal smacking me me around and trying to feed me a bottle of my own stew bad times

mtest2005

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how to let go when you know its over ? Posted: 5/1/2006 7:34:41 PM
you obviously love him why the heck did u end it? baby please!

mtest2005

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Can men and women be friends without sex? Posted: 5/1/2006 7:31:45 PM
yes u can...but it's much more fun just to be friends and F at the same time

mtest2005

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Does the romance have to end? Posted: 5/1/2006 7:20:59 PM
I think the bible discusses this very issue Seasons of love sometimes your love is like a beautiful summer breeze...sometimes it is a bitter cold wintery gust but even in the cold you know spring is around the corner. In short, sometimes things will be awesome sometimes thy will chew, but if you had real romance at one point it's still there, it's just gone south for the winter.

mtest2005

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If it hurts to much to break up with someone, is this love ? Posted: 5/1/2006 7:16:21 PM
No I don't think it's love. It sounds to me like you're a nice guy and just feel guilty. I have been there before myself. But do yourself a favor, if you don't plan on staying with this girl end it now because the longer you drag it out the more it is going to hurt her in the long run. You shouldn't be with someone because you can live with them, you should be with someone because you can't live with out them now can I get a witness? Hope that helps!

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