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Joined: 7/23/2009

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He said...I said Posted: 11/6/2009 6:23:48 PM
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ....... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and play with the remote. He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you I said to him.....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him ... We don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? I said to him .. . . They already have boy friends. He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . . A widow. He said to me .. ... . Why are married women heavier than single women? I said ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Joined: 7/23/2009

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What death this year has broken your heart the most? Posted: 11/3/2009 9:26:29 AM
[/What death this year has broken your heart the most? ] My grandfather died in January. He was very ill for a long time. Four days later, my dad died. Both were sad but my dad's death has broke my heart the most because it was very unexpected. R.I.P

Joined: 7/23/2009

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do young women lust after older men?? or is this a mith?? Posted: 11/2/2009 8:44:14 AM
Just like anything else...some do...some don't. At 41 I guess I wouldn't be considered a young lady, but yes I do lust after older men! It's not "daddy issues" or any other "issues" that were mentioned. I just find them extremely attractive and sexy! The young baby face Tom Cruise types just don't do it for me.

Joined: 7/23/2009

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10 things I hate about you. Posted: 9/12/2009 2:09:59 PM
10 things I love about you: 1. I love that you brought light into a very dark time in my life. 2. I love that you made me feel special and desirable. 3. I love that you flirted with me and always made me laugh. 4. I love that you always stood up for me. 5. I love that sparkle in your eyes when you look at me. 6. I love that I was able to "feel you" even when you were miles away. 7. I love that you inspired me to change in so many positive ways. 8. I love that you lift me up when I'm down. 9. I love that you tease me in a playful way. 10.I love that I was able to feel what it's like to love you...

Joined: 7/23/2009

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 7/31/2009 2:38:28 PM
A man across the room pointed at me and did the "come over here" finger gesture. I walked over and asked "what did you want"? He said, "nothing..just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger" He wasn't successful with the line, but sure made me blush!!

Joined: 7/23/2009

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when do you move on Posted: 7/29/2009 10:01:59 PM
When do you move on? Immediately!! Your kids do not need a role model like that. Do what's best for your children and yourself. Believe it or not..it's probably best for her to. Let her go. P.S. Sorry you've gone through such misery for so many years...how awful.

Joined: 7/23/2009

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I'm Wondering... Posted: 7/29/2009 8:00:57 PM
You say she has nothing for you (except umm naked fun) so it only seems fair you should let her know where things stand. If she's okay with the "naked fun" arrangement then carry on! However, knowing that she's smitten with you and just taking advantage of that is putting you in the not so nice guy zone.

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