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coug4

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How Do You Feel About Plastic Surgery? Posted: 4/23/2007 3:39:39 AM
Does anyone remember when Michael Jackson was black ?

coug4

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How Do You Feel About Plastic Surgery? Posted: 4/22/2007 12:27:30 PM
I'd like to think about this...can I get an extension??

coug4

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blind spots Posted: 4/22/2007 12:26:04 PM
Speaking about BLIND spots...they passed a law in Michigan allowing the blind to hunt deer. Apparently, even the deer voted for it.

coug4

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Single (never married at all) men over 45 Posted: 4/22/2007 4:34:22 AM
I was an older man ( 41 ) when I married for the first and only time. I was always asked...' why haven't you been married ' and my answer was always quite simple: " I haven't met someone that I want to see everyday." Sometimes it is that simple.

coug4

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It's Not Over at 45 Posted: 4/21/2007 7:13:26 PM
Muskoka said..." And it's not over 'til the fat lady sings". What happens if the band quits? Sorry, I'm feeling fiesty tonight.

coug4

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Help me I'm almost 50..... Posted: 4/21/2007 6:43:56 PM
When I was a kid I was asked..." What do you want to be when you grow up?". I'm sure I didn't say..." Wrinkled ". Of course, I'm another on this site that looks years younger than my age. Yeah, right.

coug4

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From the horses mouth? Posted: 4/21/2007 2:41:02 PM
Well, I'm desperate to meet a female accountant who likes moonlight walks on the beach and holding hands. If we could meet before the end of April, that would be great.

coug4

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Why is it so hard to find a relationship when one is middle aged? Posted: 4/21/2007 11:27:26 AM
I don't really know how difficult it is to find a relationship at my age. For the past couple of years I have found myself in a very comfortable position. These chairs aren't called ' Laz-E-Boys ' by accident.

coug4

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Have you been tempted to lie about your age? Posted: 4/21/2007 5:28:35 AM
This is probably true for all of us. So many of my good friends died before the age of 40. I just turned 60. I don't lie about my age...I brag about it.

coug4

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How people age differently Posted: 4/20/2007 6:25:20 PM
You're truly an ageless wonder. Happy birthday.

coug4

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At This Moment, How do you Feel about Time? Posted: 4/19/2007 7:38:05 PM
Oh, oh. My watch just stopped. What should I do now???

coug4

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Burnt Out on Online Dating Posted: 4/19/2007 2:15:24 PM
The internet is like arranging your own blind date. Stay home or take your chances. In my lifetime , I've had so many blind dates that I should get a parking sticker but most were actually fun.

coug4

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Marriage Participation Posted: 4/19/2007 2:10:09 PM
I love weddings. I collect garters. Hey, it's healthier than collecting whisky bottles. I agree with Bonnie.

coug4

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bi- focals Posted: 4/19/2007 2:01:55 PM
Now that I have bi-focals, I can read the fine print. Oh,oh...ignorance is no longer an excuse.

coug4

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Age appropriate dress Posted: 4/17/2007 7:23:05 PM
I always try to buy stylish and up-to-date underwear as I want to look and feel good when I'm home posting on the forums. Maybe I need to get out more.

coug4

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funny body changes Posted: 4/17/2007 4:07:43 PM
Why is it... when you hit your 'funny' bone, it's never funny?

coug4

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funny body changes Posted: 4/16/2007 6:47:33 PM
The important stuff is in fine print because they know you aren't going to like it.

coug4

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Over 45 men wanting athletic women??? Posted: 4/16/2007 6:42:51 PM
' Tit for Tat '. This expression has always confused me and I'm 60 years old. If you dont know what a ' Tat ' is, then how do you know if it's a good trade?

coug4

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Egocentric...quick to take offence Posted: 4/13/2007 6:39:52 AM
After reading countless posts by you, it is my opinion that you have been rarely misinterpreted... unless of course the real culprit is your lack of good grammar and punctuation. You asked " How do we deal with this type of person?" The real question is..."How should the ladies deal with you."

coug4

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At This Moment, How do you Feel about Time? Posted: 4/12/2007 4:06:19 AM
It sure seemed that time went much, much slower when I was a younger man in my 20's. It seemed to take forever to get her clothes off.

coug4

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Male Female Ratio for +45 Posted: 4/12/2007 3:55:59 AM
Have you ever met an emoticon you didn't like?

coug4

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Growing Older - Stretching the truth more often? Posted: 4/10/2007 2:37:34 PM
In my profile I listed ' opera ' as one of my interests. Size 7 1/2 , preferably in black.

coug4

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How much slides by now? Posted: 4/7/2007 6:28:08 AM
Usually I try to keep my home reasonably clean but sometimes things ' slide '. Yesterday I was looking at all the ' dust bunnies ' laying around and I couldn't bring myself to disturb them. Isn't Easter a national holiday for bunnies?

coug4

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The Past Revisited Posted: 4/5/2007 11:43:46 AM
The only problem with the above scenerio is that wages were $65.00 a week.

coug4

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The Past Revisited Posted: 4/5/2007 5:00:12 AM
Well, I wish Elvis was still alive and all the impersonators were dead. Does that count?

coug4

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married with an atractive older woman, but Posted: 4/3/2007 1:08:38 PM
I agree with Claypot. MIX IT UP. My ex and I used to play ' strip scrabble'. If you spelled a word that didn't exist, you had to take everything off. How was I to know that ' tuggonit ' wasn't a word?

coug4

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Dating over 50 Posted: 4/3/2007 12:27:07 PM
I've always subscribed to the theory ' if you can't laugh at yourself...you leave the job to others. As a man, I have no issues with this thread. I admire good writing.

coug4

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Advantages of NOT posting a picture Posted: 4/1/2007 11:17:26 AM
My profile is accurate, sadly, so is my ' Health Card' photo. I don't want to scare anyones' grandchildren.

coug4

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Dating over 50 Posted: 4/1/2007 10:53:47 AM
After reading your book...I can't wait for the movie.

coug4

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I'm Through with this Posted: 4/1/2007 10:43:42 AM
Can I have your parking spot??

coug4

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active vs homebody...can it work? Posted: 3/31/2007 7:08:33 PM
A lifestyle compromise would be the best solution. Perhaps you could redecorate part of the gym and rent a room there or simply put some weights and a treadmill in your basement. Maybe you could take drum lessons to prove you care. I don't think it's a love match.

coug4

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active vs homebody...can it work? Posted: 3/31/2007 9:02:29 AM
What a great idea. Put in my profile... ' midweek interviews by appointment only '. I'm sure the ladies will be lined up around the block.

coug4

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bi- focals Posted: 3/31/2007 3:47:00 AM
For years I have had my suspicions but now I have finally accepted that I am ' bi '. I can no longer use the excuse ..." I can't see you anymore because I need to ' find ' myself ".

coug4

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Advantages of NOT posting a picture Posted: 3/28/2007 6:50:11 PM
double post...I'm so very,very sorry.

coug4

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Advantages of NOT posting a picture Posted: 3/28/2007 6:50:06 PM
I actually do look like my drivers licence photo

coug4

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What Not To Wear At This Stage Posted: 3/27/2007 2:52:26 PM
Sounds like your date found himself in a bit of a 'pickle'.

coug4

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Who cares? Posted: 3/27/2007 1:22:51 PM
Anyone have a cucumber??

coug4

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Who cares? Posted: 3/27/2007 1:22:45 PM
Now that I finally turned 60, I've decided to stop stuffing a banana in my pants.

coug4

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Has your taste in men/women changed? Posted: 3/27/2007 1:15:40 PM
Some men and women are bitter, some are sour and some are sweet. I guess it depends on our taste.

coug4

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Has your taste in men/women changed? Posted: 3/24/2007 5:35:42 PM
My taste in women remains the same...I still like them best with whipped cream.

coug4

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what did you miss? Posted: 3/24/2007 11:32:00 AM
I was circumsized at birth so I missed out on walking for the first year. Didn't miss out on mumps, poison ivy, measles or chicken pox. At age 8, I showed her mine but Janes' was missing ... it was many years later that I stopped feeling sorry for her. I didn't get to knock on doors in the name of Jesus but I never missed a chance to watch Jim and Tammy Faye. I did miss several payments but they seemed to be doing ok. I missed out on having my own kids but not the anxiety when she was late. Actually, I don't miss that. That's it...I've missed enough for one day.

coug4

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what did you miss? Posted: 3/22/2007 7:32:49 PM
My grandmother's raspberry pie.

coug4

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Getting older -- blurry vision, night blindness Posted: 3/20/2007 4:58:56 PM
My eyesight has dramatically changed since my last checkup. I have been experiencing double vision. Finally, my fantasy about being with twins may come true. Wish me luck.

coug4

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Her opening was way, way too small... Posted: 3/17/2007 6:34:27 PM
Threads like this remind me of my youth and how I gave strong consideration to being a gynoecologist. After careful thought I realized that I didn't want to go home and work weekends too.

coug4

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Survival Tips -- Self Defence for Seniors Posted: 3/17/2007 6:05:57 PM
Another thing that men can do is wear 'Hi Karate' or 'Old Spice' It's tough to threaten someone when you're laughing. Works for me.

coug4

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Survival Tips -- Self Defence for Seniors Posted: 3/17/2007 5:41:26 PM
What has 2 legs and one arm? The attacker who met my doberman.

coug4

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Problem Snoring - over 45 men and women Posted: 3/17/2007 1:17:05 PM
I just recently started snoring. Oddly, it began when I kept seeing the same threads over and over and over again. May just be a coincidence.

coug4

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Is kissing more or less important to you in a relationship as you get older? Posted: 3/16/2007 4:38:30 PM
Gee, could you be more vague?

coug4

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How people age differently Posted: 3/14/2007 4:17:26 AM
Have you ever met am emoticon you didn't like??

coug4

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Changing What You Are Looking For... Posted: 3/11/2007 5:28:40 AM
I've given this question a lot of thought. I have not changed what I'm looking for. I will surrender my heart, soul and any possible inheritance to the woman of my dreams. I WILL NOT give up the remote.

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