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 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Pregnancy Q&A
Posted: 6/19/2011 6:01:51 AM
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q?: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.?

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q?: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Lost
Posted: 4/23/2009 6:37:00 PM
Guy walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, 'Can I help you Sir?'

'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr', the guy replies.

The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'

'It wasss on the end of thisshh key', the guy replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the guy's manhood hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?'

Momentarily confused, the guy looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out....

'Holy sh!t! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Foreign Relations
Posted: 4/23/2009 6:33:29 PM
An American is having breakfast, in Paris (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling): "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states."

After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course"

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France."
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Strange Disease
Posted: 4/23/2009 6:31:08 PM
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, and then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman, 'I couldn't help but notice' he said, 'that you've sneezed three times,
wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you,' she replied. 'I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Black Pepper.'
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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The Spouse Store
Posted: 8/13/2008 8:27:41 PM
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Riddles!
Posted: 7/31/2008 6:24:29 PM
Msg 163: Obviously, you're right, but you have to explain why.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Oprah
Posted: 7/31/2008 5:34:59 PM
Did you know Oprah Winfrey got her start in show business as the body double for Mr. T. in the hit show "The A-Team"?

And please, no hate mail from you Oprah lovers. Look at the forum. I love Oprah, I really, really, really, really do. I also have to have a minimum of 200 characters.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Riddles!
Posted: 7/31/2008 5:28:42 PM
The letter V.

Three people check into a hotel to share a room and are charged a total of $30 or $10 each. Later in the evening, the desk clerk realizes he made a mistake and they should have only been charged $25 for the room. The clerk gives the bell boy $5 and tells him to return it. On the way to the room, the bell boy decides that the three people that were overcharged cannot evenly split $5, so he decides to keep $2 and he refunds $3 to the people in the room. Since each person in the room paid $9 (original $10 less $1 refund) and the bell boy kept $2, where is the other dollar?
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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And then the fight started....
Posted: 7/20/2008 5:15:04 AM
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... .
so, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'.
And then the fight started.....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend . I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
long?'
And then the fight started.....
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'. So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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How to say 'I love you'
Posted: 7/20/2008 5:10:37 AM
How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages

1. English: I Love You
2. Spanish: Te Amo
3. French: Je T'aime
4. German: lch Liebe Dich
5. Japanese: Ai Shite Imasu
6. Thai: Phom rak khun
7. Italian: Ti amo
8. Chinese: Wo Ai Ni
9. Swedish: Jag Alskar
10. - 25. Alabama , Arkansas , Kansas , Oklahoma , Texas , North Carolina , South Carolina . Georgia , Tennessee , Missouri , Mississippi , Louisiana , Virginia , West Virginia , Kentucky , and parts of Florida: Nice Ass, get in the truck
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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:help: Laser anyone? :help:
Posted: 10/21/2007 10:09:56 AM
Would you get breast implants or lipo for your man?
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Should over 50 people be less selective?
Posted: 10/14/2007 11:15:33 AM

All this talk about folks with their red flags because of past abuse they have suffered from the exhusband/wife. If you have them, get rid of them and move on or why date in the first place.


Isn't that the truth.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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ultimatums
Posted: 10/14/2007 7:18:39 AM

O.K I understand all that that but i should have been clearer...
Say she said I don't want to force you into anything you don't want to do, but i want to be married and i thought we would be by now.
Then what if she said if you do not see us being married or living together in the next year then please let me go because I feel like my time is being wasted (but not meant in a mean way just realistic because well we all want to meet our life partner before it is too late...i mean before we drop dead lol)
So i guess what i meant was not like If you don't marry me i'm gone looser!! type of thing but more of a this is where i want to be...do you agree or not type of thing.

What if the relationship was 5 years? Do you guys think that's a little long to not be living together or for a proposal at the least?


I'd say your goals don't match. She's telling you what she wants and it doesn't seem to be what you want. Based on what you've written, it doesn't seem to me she is being unreasonable at all. And yeah, I think five years is a long time for you to be sitting on the fence. Time to make a decision.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Am I too intolerant? (BA-BOOM, BA-BOOM)
Posted: 10/13/2007 7:32:46 AM
Sounds like somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Thought provoking hypothetical question
Posted: 10/9/2007 5:04:40 PM
No, unless she has insurance.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Intimidation question
Posted: 10/8/2007 6:53:16 PM
I just looked at OP's profile, and I think you've all been had.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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why push talking on the phone right away?
Posted: 10/8/2007 1:44:49 PM
I don't push it, but talking on the phone gives you a much better sense of the person. You can't have a conversation on e-mail and I don't like IM.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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why do guys try to be friends with their exes?
Posted: 10/8/2007 12:42:51 PM
I'm not friends with my ex. Friends get together and do things and we certainly won't be doing that. We are cordial with each other if the occasion arises, but that hasn't happened in over two years.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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just a quick bit of advice...
Posted: 10/8/2007 12:31:49 PM
I never talk about the ex. I do agree with a previous poster that some women, not all, will ask point blank about your last relationship.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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comando or not and why?
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:30:54 AM
Commando, no. Why? Skid marks.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Why do you want kids and marriage?
Posted: 9/28/2007 5:59:44 PM

Wow... shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?


 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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pierced or not
Posted: 9/28/2007 5:16:15 PM
It's a turn-off for me, especially if the woman is in my age group.

I think its primarily a generational thing. Younger people (for the most part) trying to stand out and be different. I just don't happen to care for it, but who cares, lol!
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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what does it mean?
Posted: 5/22/2007 6:09:53 PM

it usually means he wants out, no more dating.


Yup, he's trying to exit gracefully.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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The importance of paying your bills
Posted: 5/22/2007 8:41:32 AM
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less; and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh told him to f*** off.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story - Pay your bills
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Dominant or Submissive Behaviour,...which is more of a turn on for you?
Posted: 5/21/2007 9:31:28 PM
Both (at different times).

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Orgasms make you live longer?
Posted: 5/17/2007 5:13:24 PM
Let's see, 200 orgasms for the next 10 years and I'll be ... back in the womb. Sounds good to me.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Flashing....and I am not talking about yellow lights
Posted: 5/17/2007 5:09:33 PM
So, when she flashes, can you still see her knees?
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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help
Posted: 5/17/2007 5:07:07 PM
Keep fishing, cutie, keep fishing. There are many other fish in the sea that will treat right.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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A Question for the Fellas
Posted: 5/16/2007 5:01:33 PM
For me, no more nor less than any other race. After all, everyone looks the same in the dark!
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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It's supposed to be FUN!
Posted: 5/16/2007 4:53:45 PM
He sounds like a control freak and I'd say you're lucky it never progressed any further.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Are you from Minnesota?
Posted: 5/14/2007 8:03:17 AM
Here are some Little Known Facts About Minnesota:

Minnesota became the 32nd state on May 11th, 1858 and was originally
settled by a lost tribe of Norwegians seeking refuge from the searing
heat of Wisconsin's winters.

The state flag of Minnesota consists of a blue background upon which
sits a design best described as "how a 7-year- old city girl would draw
a picture titled 'Life on the Farm'".

Minnesota gets it's name from the Sioux Indian word "Mah-nee-soo- tah",
meaning "No, really, they eat fish soaked in lye".

The state song of Minnesota is "Someday the Vikings Will... Aw, never
mind"

The Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota covers 9.5 million square
feet and has enough space to hold 185,000 idiot teenagers yapping away
on cell phones.

Madison, Minnesota is known as "The Lutefisk Capital of the World".
Avoid this city at all costs.

"The Mary Tyler Moore Show" was set in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and was
Mary's first real acting job since leaving the "Dick Van Dyke Show". The
show - about a single woman's struggle to find happiness in the big
city, was originally titled "Life Without****, but that was changed
for some reason.

The state motto of Minnesota is, "Where even a man who wears a feather
boa can grow up to be Governor."

Downtown Minneapolis has an enclosed skyway system covering 52 blocks,
allowing people to live, work, eat, and sleep without ever going
outside. The only downside to this is that a Norwegian occasionally
turns up missing.

Cartoonist Charles M. Shultz was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and was
the only artist to accurately depict the perfectly circular heads of
Minnesota natives.

The Hormel Company of Austin, Minnesota produces 6 million cans of Spam
a year, even though no one actually eats that crap.

Water skis were invented in 1922 in Lake City, Minnesota by Ralph
Samuelson. Sadly, he drowned shortly afterwards, as the motorboat hadn't
been invented yet.

St. Paul, Minnesota was originally named "Pig's Eye", after French
Canadian whiskey trader Pierre "Pig's Eye" Parrant. Its "twin city",
Minneapolis, was known as "Pig's Colon".

The stapler was invented in Swingline, Minnesota by a chubby, mumbling
man named Milton in 1999. The city was mysteriously destroyed by fire
later that year.

Pelican Rapids is home to a 16-foot-tall concrete pelican, which
subsists on a diet of 4-foot-long concrete fish.

In 1973, Olivia, Minnesota erected a 25-foot tall fiberglass corn cob to
celebrate its rich, agricultural heritage. Then 1974 I it was eaten by a
50-foot statue of Babe the Blue Ox.

Yes, Minnesota has a LOT of problems with statue cannibalism.

Minnesota license plates are blue & white and contain the phrase
"Blizzards on Independence Day - You Get Used To It."

Frank C. Mars, founder of the Mars Candy Co. was born in Newport,
Minnesota. His 3 Musketeers candy bar originally contained three bars in
one wrapper, each filled with a different flavor nougat - chocolate,
Spam, and lutefisk.

The first fully automatic pop-up toaster was invented in Minneapolis,
Minnesota in 1926, Minnesota's stringent bread-control laws currently
only allow residents to own semi-automatic toasters.

Tonka Trucks continue to be manufactured in Minnetonka, Minnesota,
despite the thousands of GI Joe dolls killed by them annually in
rollover accidents. No airbags, no seat belts. These things are
DEATHTRAPS, I tell ya!

Author Laura Ingalls Wilder was born in Walnut Creek, Minnesota, and was
famous for writing the "Little House" series of books, as well as
inventing the "Spam Diet" - which consists of looking at a plate of Spam
until you lose your appetite. Much like the "Lutefisk Diet".

The snowmobile was invented in Roseau, Minnesota so as to allow families
a means of attending Independence Day picnics.

Contrary to popular myth, you CANNOT buy a 1-ounce can of Coke in
Minnesota.

Singer Judy Garland was born in Grand Rapids, Minnesota. All gay men are
required by their religion to make a pilgrimage there at least once in
their lifetimes.

Minnesotans are almost indistinguishable from Wisconsinites. The only
way to tell them apart is to ask if they voted for Mondale in '84
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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pc automatically restarting
Posted: 5/13/2007 8:01:14 AM
Assuming your running XP, the first thing you need to do is stop the automatic restarting so you can get an error message to help diagnose the problem.

Open Control Panel, double-click System, click the Advanced tab and then click the Settings button in the Startup and Recovery section. Uncheck the Automatically Restart box and click Ok. The next time the problem occurs, you should find an error message on your screen. Write it down and you'll have something you can research.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Define the elusive rich guy
Posted: 5/11/2007 6:06:17 PM
Since its the Ask A Guy forum, I'll pitch in.

Although I'm sure you already know this, there is no "elusive, rich guy".
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Computer Support Call
Posted: 5/11/2007 5:18:47 PM
Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C:\ prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord
goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the
wall."
"Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other
cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of
your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because
it's dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from
the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power ... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Joke of the day !!
Posted: 5/10/2007 5:00:36 PM
A woman is in the hospital in a coma. One day, a nurse is giving the woman a sponge bath and when the nurse reaches the woman's genitals and begins cleaning them with the washcloth, she notices the an increase in the beeping of the heart rate monitor. The nurse backs off for a minute and the woman's heart rate returns to normal. The nurse begins washing the woman's genitals again and, sure enough, the heart rate monitor begins beeping faster.

Later that day, the woman's husband comes to visit. The nurse who had bathed his wife earlier in the day tells him of the earlier incident that occurred while she was bathing his wife. The nurse says to the husband, "I don't want to get your hopes up too much, but what happened earlier is a good sign. I think a little oral sex may help her out of the coma." The husband agrees and the nurse leaves the room and shuts the door to give them some privacy.

A few minutes goes by and the nurse, who is waiting outside the door, suddenly notices the steady tone of the woman's heart monitor. The nurse rushes into the room and yells at the husband, "What happened!". The husband says, "I think I choked her."
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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pretty or beautiful
Posted: 5/9/2007 5:41:10 PM
As far as physical appearance goes, I'd agree with most everyone else that beautiful>pretty>cute.

Sexy, however, is a whole different game. I'd much rather have a cute, sexy woman than a beautiful ice queen.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Sexy food in our 40's, myth or for real?
Posted: 5/9/2007 5:15:30 PM

Oysters, Clams and Mussels - These shellfish contain iron, zinc, iodine and the compounds D-aspartic acid and NMDA (N-methyl-D-aspartate). These nutrients have been shown to stimulate the thyroid gland and increase the release of testosterone and estrogen, which can in turn, increase libido. ...


I thought Sue Johanson was older?
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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Ooo, I like factor
Posted: 5/2/2007 7:30:12 PM
That's funny. I like women with a motorcycle, there just aren't many of them around.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
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The Secret to Finding The Perfect Guy?
Posted: 5/2/2007 7:13:44 PM
The secret to finding the perfect guy is ... posting a pic where you smile (sorry, read your other thread and couldn't resist).

Actually, I think you just need to give it some time. Being on a dating site will get you a lot more chaff than wheat. You seem intelligent, you're well-spoken, and you're certainly attractive so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 2 (view)
 
why do guys back off?
Posted: 4/29/2007 4:01:04 PM
There's about a million reasons. I can only speculate and say that you two don't view the relationship the same way. Your idea of a 'good thing' appears not to be the same as his.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 18 (view)
 
I don't understand how people can be so cold...
Posted: 4/29/2007 3:32:46 PM
He should have given you the reason for not going, but he's not flaunting anything. Its pretty obvious he's been getting on with life without telling you and you should do the same.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Please help me understand
Posted: 4/29/2007 3:26:22 PM
It's a personal preference. I don't mind short hair if it's a feminine style, not close-cropped and butch looking. Yours looks good, BTW.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 108 (view)
 
Men and cats?
Posted: 4/25/2007 7:21:08 PM

To be honest, I'm shocked to see how many women have dogs.... now that I don't get, because dogs are 'high-maintenance'


They're just practicing taking care of men. (j/k)

I have a dog, a cat, and a c0ckatiel. Love them all, but i actually like the c0ckatiel the best.
 hdsuperglide
Joined: 3/25/2006
Msg: 40 (view)
 
My wife claims that....
Posted: 4/23/2007 5:29:08 PM

You know the statistics on a woman having an affair because she is not satisfied in the bedroom are very low. Woman usually have affairs because they're unhappy in the relationship. Your problem is probably way bigger than what's going on in the bedroom and you looking for an intimate encounter is not helping. Seek counseling.


Good advice, but methinks it's a little late for that.
 
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