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 Author Thread: Chuck Norris
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Chuck Norris
Posted: 10/28/2009 5:26:25 PM
When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesnt push up! He pushes the world down!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. He's not scared of the dark, the dark is scared of him.
Chuck Norris can make water boil by staring at it.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Die Now or Live For Ever
Posted: 10/28/2009 5:04:09 PM
Live forever!!!

I am totally facinated with change and progress and regression for that matter. I would love to know what civilization would be like hundreds or even thousands of years from now.
Would living forever mean I would be immune to radioactive fallout from nuclear war?
Would I discover a technology to circumvent space-time? The universe began with a big bang. Will it fizzle out slowly or end just as quickly? Would that mean I would exist in nothingness when the universe ends?

Will there be others who live forever? Will we have the urge to kill each other off until "there is only one"?LOL
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Michael Jackson died in 1984
Posted: 10/28/2009 4:50:37 PM
MJ didnt die in 1984! There is side footage from an off-stage camera. The footage shows people dousing him with water and throwing towels on him.
By the way Elvis isn't dead. I've got him chained to a wall in my basement, I force him to write music for me!
And D.B. Cooper is alive too! He lives on a monstrous yacht docked in Rio. I just went deep sea fishing with him last weekend!
LMAO
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 33 (view)
 
one month to live
Posted: 10/28/2009 4:24:57 PM
I love questions like these. It shows what people REALLY want to do with their lives. Why should having a month to live keep you from doing something you want to do in the first place.

I would do quite the opposite, I would develop a death wish. Do things to beat the clock; chain smoke a carton of cigarettes a day, a couple of bottles of whiskey a day, skydive, run with the bulls, join a biker gang, get into car wrecks, reenact sonny bonos last ski trip. I would basically do things to risk my life every day.
I would setup some elaborate prank to pull on all my friends and family. Something that would have them laughing and saying, "That guy!! Even in death he could still make us laugh and smile!! He always knew how to bring joy into everyones life!"
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 51 (view)
 
who's your master?
Posted: 10/28/2009 4:00:55 PM
On point, I would have to say my master is The Almighty himself.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 36 (view)
 
Any Rockabilly/Pshychobilly People out there?
Posted: 10/22/2009 5:26:43 PM
Whats up kool kats and kittens! The scene here in the midwest is rockin!
I'm not rockabilly/psychobilly, more biker/garage punk. But rockabilly and psychobilly is all I pretty much listen to.
Cincinnati is home to a few totally awesome bands; Rumble Club, The Stardevils, 500 Miles to Memphis and Strawboss.
Looking forward to VLV this year.

Peace and hairgrease
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 165 (view)
 
Bikers Thread- A place for biker's and their thoughts
Posted: 10/22/2009 4:54:16 PM
Hey y'all! Smiley here. I've been riding road bikes for 9 years and dirt bikes for well over 20. My first bike was a '93 Honda Shadow 750, that was a great bike. Now I ride an '01 Indian Scout, great bike too!

If anyone wants to know what a "biker" is, its you!
The common bond between men and women and their love for riding!
I saw someone post they are a motorcyclist. Don't cop out man! You ride a bike therfore you are a BIKER! Nothing to be ashamed of 'cuz!

I myself fall into the hardcore biker category. Everything in my life involves motorcycles in one way or another. I'm not an outlaw biker but I would say I fall into the 1%er category. I love to drink, smoke pot and raise hell! Raise hell as in goofing off, not being violent and robbing quickie marts. Most of what I do doesnt fall into the norm of society.I listen to punk and psychobilly, read iron horse magazine and I'm an engineer. I'm a member of a motor club, we are a brotherhood of bikers and hot-rodders and we all shower on a semi regular basis. lol
The most important thing is... I love to ride!!!

There is a difference between bikers and biker-trash!

 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 85 (view)
 
Straight men and Anal play - yay or nay?
Posted: 10/22/2009 1:12:36 PM
[only homos are into that crap]
You should watch your toungue!!! The very thing you respect the most could be used to turn against you!!!
Straight up probability and statistics could prove that there are fighters in the UFC that like a little anal stimulation from their women! As a matter of fact I know a few UFC fighters personally. These men don't prefer it but I'm sure they know a brother who does. I can set something up so you can tell them to their face they are a homo!
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 30 (view)
 
Internet dating, social networking sites and independent women
Posted: 10/22/2009 7:33:50 AM
Thank you Scorpiomover and Peacethx, both of you seem to have a frim grasp on what is going in society. What you have to say I agree with completely

I am a happy person with or without a girlfriend. Except when an ex plays headgames, that makes me terribly unhappy.
I think that people are just too self-centered and don't want to make compromises. When I say people, I'm not including everyone on the planet.
Those men or women who choose not to compromise or sacrifice will never find there soulmate! Noone is perfect! Everyone has flaws! Hell, my exgirlfriend chews gum like she doesn't have lips. I was willing to overlook that because everything else in the relationship was perfect! Unfortunately she found some flaw with my person and made her decision that she had to end the relationship.
There is truth to "serial dating", there are people out there who cant find that special someone. You wont find them unless you are happy with yourself first.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Straight men and Anal play - yay or nay?
Posted: 10/15/2009 3:26:36 PM
Male + male(anything sexual)= homosexual!
Male + female(anything sexual) = straight!
No doubt about that!

I'm straight and I enjoy prostate stimulation!
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 122 (view)
 
Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 10/15/2009 2:54:38 PM
Oh man thats hilarious!!! LMAO

I dated this girl named Jordan a few years ago and I was over at her house one night playing guitar hero and drinking wine with her. The evening of course ended up in her bedroom. A wild, passionate love making session ensued. We eventually wound up doing it doggy style, we both were really into it. After a few minutes the urge to break wind overcame me. I frantically wondered " what the heck do I do!?" Just as I thought I could sneak it out she ripped one! Instinctively, I busted out laughing causing me to fart too. She looked at me with contempt for about a second or two and then just bust out laughing! I can honestly say that goes in my top five of longest and hardest laughing sessions. We continued to make love the whole time giggling. We both woke up the next morning with our whole bodies sore.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Internet dating, social networking sites and independent women
Posted: 10/15/2009 2:00:18 PM
People can be independent and co-dependent, like a ying yang. You can have a balance of the two. I think that two people can share their lives together and be independent as well. If I'm doing my own thing I don't expect my girlfriend or wife to sit at home waiting for me with dinner on the table, unless that is what she wants to do. I expect her to do her own thing. I dont believe people should get married for the sake of getting married either. I also dont think a woman should stick around if she is being mistreated either. Part of being in a relationship is sharing your past, present and future regardless if it is spent together or apart. My interpretation of the article says that males and females alike are more concerned about looking out for number one. Its a good thing to make sure you take care of yourself but nowadays it seems like noone cares about the toes they step on or the people they hurt to do it.
In short, make a life for yourself be great at something and know that you have someone to share it with at the end of your day.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Internet dating, social networking sites and independent women
Posted: 10/14/2009 7:09:55 PM
I thought that this subject would fit under science. It is a sociological and/or psychological matter. You can vote to take the thread down if you like.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Where would the planes go
Posted: 10/14/2009 3:52:19 PM
I don't fly on planes unless they are equipped with an improbability drive!
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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How did you escape from the monster in your dreams ?
Posted: 10/14/2009 3:41:28 PM
There is no escape from monsters from your dreams unless your mind wants you to.

I used to dream I could fly, sometimes I still do. It starts off that I levitate just a few feet off the ground then I would take off like a rocket into the sky. I would fly down low enough to buzz by rooftops and trees. The funny thing was when I felt like I had enough flying I would go back to levitating just a few inches off the ground. I would try to stretch my foot down fervously to touch the ground. I would become irritated that I couldn't land and wake up.

I had a dream once I was in an area where there were small craters in the ground filled with molten lava. There were dolphins or maybe they were porpoises, they would jump out of the craters and dive into other craters close by.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Kirk Cameron compares Charles Darwin to Hitler!
Posted: 10/14/2009 3:24:21 PM
My claim to "most" of our founding fathers is unfounded. The truth is the only one I can recall was Jefferson.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Kirk Cameron compares Charles Darwin to Hitler!
Posted: 10/14/2009 2:59:58 PM
Okay to compare Darwin to Hitler is just stupid! Yes Hitler banned "Origin of the Species" but he used it to manipulate his own agenda. Hitler in his quest for creating the master race, in the name of God believed with enough influence that "evolution" of the human race could be forced.
By the way, Darwin was a "Deist"! Much like a majority of our founding fathers. The belief that there was a unexplainable higher power.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Internet dating, social networking sites and independent women
Posted: 10/14/2009 2:26:38 PM
I should have just posted the part of the article that was tremaine to the issue. The section on "digital relationship manipulation".
The truth of the matter is I was looking for something to validate my feelings as to why my relationship didnt work. When the truth is we just were not right for each other.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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who's your master?
Posted: 10/14/2009 1:53:19 PM
What does school have to do with who your master is?

And personally "Brainwashing" implies the person being "brainwashed" doesn't have a choice over the matter. "Encouragement" means you have a choice. Your statement implies even if a student is "encouraged" they have no free will. Whether a child decides to go to college or not is solely up to them, regardless of the outcome.
Yes all children are taught the same things in school but they are "encouraged" to think for themselves. The choice to go to college allows a child to diversify their knowledge. A high school graduate cannot go into an engineering position and learn what they need with on the job training, it would take years to learn what they need! You might as well go to college!
As for considering school as work... yes its work and its hard work too! Have you forgotten what this great country of ours was built on? Hard work, dertimination and the will to be the best! I think thats something alot of people have forgotten about. There are too many people out there that want to do the least amount of work for the most pay.
Skilled labor is important and the people filling those jobs are better at using their hands with their minds. They typically go to trade schools instead of college to develop individual skill sets.
Technical positions require people who are better at using their minds with their hands. They typically go to colleges to develop their individual skill sets.
 2Wheels1Heart
Joined: 9/9/2009
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Internet dating, social networking sites and "independent" women
Posted: 10/14/2009 1:21:50 PM
I have been in several relationships that have ended in a bizzare fashion. The problem I found is that these women are afraid to commit to a relationship. I found an article on a psychology website one day while I was seeking answers for my ex-girlfriends behavior. The article reads:

The "singular-single" syndrome

Jean Twenge is a psychology professor at San Diego State University and author of "Generation Me: Why Today's Young Americans Are More Confident, Assertive, Entitled -- and More Miserable -- Than Ever Before" and co-author of the upcoming "Narcissism Epidemic" with W. Keith Campbell. Based on recent research she has conducted to learn about current attitudes toward relationships, Twenge confirms, "There is in fact a massive cultural shift at work here." She says the number of women who are romantically uninvolved is a result of one major factor: our culture tells us we don't need relationships.

Call it the "singular-single syndrome" -- we have it. Twenge recently conducted a study of 200 student participants at San Diego State, and 90 percent of them answered the questionnaire stating they live by grand individualistic philosophies like, "You shouldn't ever need anyone else to make you feel complete" and "You have to make yourself happy." Based on this study and a handful of others Twenge has conducted in the last few years, she concludes that today's young adults feel they need to be completely self-sufficient in their happiness.

The fact is, young American adults view deep emotional involvement with others as weakness and dependence. It's not just that our culture accepts and accommodates the single lifestyle now -- it's that it actually disparages the individual who isn't focused solely on her own personal advancement. The ubiquitous teachings from our capitalist culture media, Boomer-generation parents who toiled to teach us the importance of pursuing personal goals, and teachers in an increasingly survival-of-the-very-fittest education system -- all these emphasize the individual and her goals, not her need for involvement with others.Social networking to blame

Twenge also said that a study she's currently conducting with W. Keith Campbell leads to the conclusion that narcissism in America is higher than it's ever been before, and by definition of considering themselves more important than the people they associate with, narcissistic people make terrible relationship partners. Twenge blames this spike in narcissism on societal teachings like those aforementioned but also feels that purported social networking devices like MySpace and Facebook are less a method of connecting with others than a means of shameless self-promotion, giving the individual limitless opportunity to think about themselves and advertise why other people should want to know them.

Some users even employ social networking sites out of romantic malice, attempting to provoke jealousy or track the whereabouts of an ex. And for some couples, being on each other's friend lists is a topic more taboo than first-date sex. "No way would I add (my new girlfriend) to my page," says Kevin, 30, an engineer near Pittsburgh. "I think she's pissed about it, but if it ends, it will be too awkward if we're able to keep tabs on each other."

Any way you slice it, we're all looking out for Number One. Here's the trouble: the more time we spend thinking about ourselves, formulating clever responses to friends' online comments about us, posting our most attractive photos, and "pimping our profiles" to leave impressions on our contacts, the less time we spend actually interacting with and caring about others.

Even the word "friend" has transformed from an endeared noun used to describe an intimate, trusted companion to a verb that implies a quick click of the mouse. "Listen, I gotta run, it was nice to meet you. Remember to friend me tomorrow." We lack the basic fundamental of all relationships -- spending time together -- and personal eye-to-eye contact continues to grow more rare.

Looking for love or a list of features?

Chris Morett is a sociology professor specializing in family and marriage at Fordham University in New York City. Morett echoes this cultural emphasis on the individual. He says our communities and peer groups have broken down significantly in the last decade, and our consumer culture promises the singular single that you can "Have it your way." Thus young Americans are less willing to compromise their own desires than ever before, and Morett goes so far as saying that the American dating process has become similar to other means of shopping for a product.

Women don't need marriage for the economic stability and source of identity the institution provided decades ago. The majority of American women nowadays were not raised simply to be wives but to value personal advancement by self-sufficient means, and women are now economically independent, deriving their identity from their work and other societal roles, not just from being a wife. Marriage is no longer a necessity but a choice. So when a woman dates a man and he doesn't possess all the "features" she requires, she briefly deliberates and continues shopping ("Is passionate about his work, check. Loves to travel, check. Forgot to ask how my meeting went, uh- oh. Completely unacceptable.")

No longer does a woman need a man or a marriage; now she wants a soul mate, a partner to share her interests and values and someone who provides passion and support and fun. She desires a man who won't require her to sacrifice her identity or every aspect of the single lifestyle she's come to enjoy.

But until we meet him, the solution to the single person's isolation may be simple: shut the lid on our laptops and get over ourselves -- you don't have to do it all on your own. We'll only find the comfort to our singles' loneliness by spending time in the physical presence of people we love. If we want love, we have to love. We have to open our hearts to connecting again.
 
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