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KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Terms of endearment too early. Should I run? Posted: 10/31/2009 10:01:03 PM
OK lol I use hun hunny darlin(not as much) a lot with everyone I even use babe with my dog... my cat my best friends lol everyone... However Baby... Eh that is a little different refering to you as her boyfriend thats just a little premature. I would suggest talking to her about it but proceed with caution. I would be eh lol cough very nervous. But that is me I suggest talking to her but always remember CYA

KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Torturing your siblings Posted: 10/18/2009 2:56:14 PM
Alright so I am one of 5 (well six counting my uncle who is two years younger than me he is like a little brother) I wasn't always the nicest kid So when Mikey (the uncle who is two years younger than me) was really little like 3 We were taking a bath and when we drained the tub I told him that the tunnel going down the drain was Freddy Kruger coming to get him. He screamed so loud. And for years hated to take a bath my grandma still gets mad at me ( almost 20 years later) because she said he was like a doberman trying to get into the bathtub putting both hands and feet on the door frame screaming that freddy was going to get him. LMAO Then my older sister and I doing facials one night when we were teenagers. It was mating season for roaches (for those of you who don't know they fly....A lot EWWWW) anyway one flew and landed in my hair I was running around screaming "get it out get it out" and my sisters says "lay down and I will step on it." ewww well i got her back later that summer we were camping and went to go take showers at night. Well when my sister gets into her stall and gets all her clothes off a tree frog jumped onto her and lands guess where... her hair. Lol she came running out naked and screaming. I was laughing so hard and said "lay down and Ill step on it." she ran out of the bathroom naked into a group of collegs boys I still give her shit about it.

KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 10/18/2009 2:40:49 PM
Lmao!!! OK these are great. I have one So one time when I was still in highschool I went to visit a "friend" and his family for dinner. After dinner we went upstairs to "play video Games" after we were done and came back downstairs his dad said he would give me a ride home. So off we went. Wehn I came into my house my dad looked sick and my mom looked like she was about to choke. Then in a strangled voice my mom says" next time make sure your shirt is on right." I looked down and my shirt was on inside out and backwards. Our parents still laugh about it.

KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/9/2009 8:34:43 PM
Hey we have all been there. I have several times don't worry it is sad that it happened so many times that I can write something like this is sad lol

Karategirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/2/2009 8:45:47 PM
I am glad ( well not really in that way) someone got a kick out of it. It was a lot of fun to write lol

KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Best worst pick-up lines Posted: 10/1/2009 10:18:00 AM
OMG that was awesome! ok so here is one that someone asked me one time HIM: Are you greek? ME: Uh no why? HIM: Because I thought all goddesses were Greek. OR Are you in the right place I thought the miss united states pageant was over there Do you like to ride horses? Yes Good cus im hung like a horse... I will think of more lol

KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Ways to win back your ex... Posted: 10/1/2009 10:10:49 AM
So after recent events in my life I thought I would offer some advice to those out there who are struggling with a break up. I have been through it I know it sucks but these are some things to keep in mind while dealing with that heart wrenching missing a piece of your soul feeling.... 1. Remeber that you are indeed an individual who must stand on their own two feet...Outside their window...at two am with a text capable phone. Because if yo don't HAVE to to let go of the nipple and cut the apron strings to that replacement for mom...Why should you? 2. Why call or text during the day. How about doing it late at night, you know after a beer or two. Or when they might be asleep and answer in a groggy state. They will definetly appreciate the heartfelt apologies you have to offer then ( Don't worry they can understand them, they just want to hear it over and over again.) After all everyone knows that alcohol is the best replacement for self respect and dignity. 3. Don't forget tears and tons of "I'm Sorry's" will make everything better. They just don't realize how much you have changed in such a short amount of time. Persistance is everything. 4. Check out the following pieces of great literature... Trust me they say it all ~"For the Professionally Brokenhearted: How to Stalk your Ex AND Maintain your Career!" ~"Alcohol and Resentments: A Recipe for True Love" ~"You Broke my Heart, I'll Break Your Car Windshield" ~"How to Get Your Lover Back (successful kidnapping techniques for even the meek)" ~"It's Called a Breakup Because it's Broken (But I have Duct Tape and Pa said that Fixes Everything)" And my personal favorite ~"I used to miss him.. But My Aim is Improving" 5. Screw Match.com and Eharmony You want to win your Ex back try screaming through Facebook and MYspace until she cracks. 6. Better yet instead of posting on their account how about hacking into the account. You know find out who they have been flirting with. From their it is real easy to stop those conversations. Long time friend? Don't worry they doesn't need them all they needs is you. 7. Disposable cell phones...Enough said. 8. If they won't call you how about a side trip. "Borrow" little Fluffy and let them come to you. 9. And finally make frequant drives by their house at all hours of day and night. MAYBE they will come out and MAYBE they will let you show them how much they mean to you...Oh and those cops over there...Don't mind them. They are their to protect your beloved from the weirdos who stulk them. In conclusion remember all those horrible Ex's you have had? Do all the things they did that didn't work. Because trust me you are the exception to the rule ****Disclaimer: Blogger does not accept responsibility for any reprecussions of the above mentioned suggestions including but not limited to: Restraining orders, jail time, lawsuits, lawyer fees, termination, future employment denial, psychatiric evaluations, hospitalization, or funeral fees. If the reader doesn't understand sarcasrm please exit to the left (yes i know there is a cliff there) Thank You!!

Karategirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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being young is getting old... Posted: 9/25/2009 2:50:29 AM
Oh my god am I with you guys. I am 23 and have spent the last few years trying to figure out why everyone my age doesn't get their is more to life than sitting at a bar getting trashed. I have had a lot of things in my life that made me grow up...fast. There seems to be this stigma that because I am young I should be a waste of space. I have lately been trying to find a balance I go out and have fun but still try to enhance my mind. It's been working but it is hard. Finding friends who support me and want the same things is even harder most of my friends are older than me ( 7 years or more) and I like hanging out with them but sometimes i feel like an old maid. I don't know But I really relate to you guys and just wanted to let you know that you are not the only ones.

KarateGirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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question about dating in your early twenties Posted: 9/22/2009 5:03:40 PM
You know OP- keep looking there are girls out there who like good deep conversation. However I would suggest give it a few dates get to know them some girls just can't keep up and there are the one's who can. You should use that brilliant mind of yours to tell which ones are which. I am 23 and I like having a good conversation whether it be debating religion or politics. So good luck keep your head up she is out there

Karategirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Thank You!!! Posted: 9/15/2009 10:41:29 PM
lol go for it ladies lol

Karategirl2010

Joined: 9/11/2009

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Thank You!!! Posted: 9/14/2009 8:50:44 PM
Ok so I worte this after a bad break up some time ago. Please let me know what you think... Thank you Here I sit; waiting Will you see me this time? I did my hair I did my make up I even ironed my jeans I know I look good Everyone else noticed. Will you? I can hear you coming My heart is hammering, trying to escape my chest It always does this. A shaking breath and my back straightens, smile sliding into place. I watch you walk in Five steps Three steps Two steps until you are to me. One step almost here... And you walk past, leaving only a whiff of your cologne. The room is blurry now, through tear filled eyes. You didn't see me. Tears leave burning tracks down my face. What is wrong with me? WHy don't you see me? THose around see with knowing eyes. Will you? Slowly the tears stop. I begin to realize. A dawn breaks in my eyes. I see know, clearer than ever before. It is you, you who are blind, you who sneer, you who can not appreciate. A true smile fills my face, as I thank you. Because I am free; Free from the responsability, free from the guilt, free from the pain, that has held me for so long. Thank You! I can breathe again.

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