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Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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How much money does a man need to make to keep you interested in him? Posted: 10/8/2009 6:02:42 PM
Hey Sassy ! I'd blow the dust off my wallet for you. I might even pull my gold fillings. What do you say to you and I sitting on the ledge of the Grand Canyons southern desert view and watch the sun set with a chilled bottle of Riesling ? Later we could count the stars as we walked down the trails of history and soak in the cool nights fresh air as the hopie indians must have once done. We could shed our bodies of all that society binds us with and run as free through the woods as the deer. We could laugh as though the whole world was ours as we dashed as fast as anything back to the camper because we forgot to spray down with mosquito spray. What do ya think ???

Skwiggie

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Why Are Over 45 Men In Love With Motorcycles? Posted: 10/8/2009 5:39:26 PM
Hey Bella...I think I'm in love with you

Skwiggie

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WHY R OLDER GUYS SO SEXY???????? Posted: 10/8/2009 5:32:21 PM
Hey Fire Eyes, you're the cutist little pumpkin I ever seem. I'd pull the mothballs out my azz and blow the dust off my wallet for you. I don't know if I'd rather wanna marry you or adopt ya. Whatever.....I think I'm in love. Let's communicate! You can talk about wii, and I can talk about Lincoln logs?

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Men Shaved??? Posted: 10/6/2009 3:34:03 PM
I shaved my grandmas old **** once and then threw it out the door and landed in the snow. The humane society had me arrested for cruelty

Skwiggie

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She is barely legal, He is 48 Posted: 10/6/2009 3:28:10 PM
I been a bad bad old man today. Any young gals out there wanna spanke me ???

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Why Are Over 45 Men In Love With Motorcycles? Posted: 10/6/2009 3:25:01 PM
Hey lbronson, when I grow up I wanna be just like you (only maybe a little thinner). Kahoonahs I got. The wad it takes to buy a real bike I don't.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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How much money does a man need to make to keep you interested in him? Posted: 10/6/2009 3:08:43 PM
you can want to be with a person for all kinds of reasons, money is just one of them. There is this one gal who wants to be a part of my life but I don't want her, and she's worth Moocho ! I don't like her as a person because she's all about herself and gossips too much. She's the finist looking woman you would ever meet too, but a horribly ugly person inside.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Sweet potatoes and ???????? Posted: 10/5/2009 5:11:42 PM
Remember Mister Potato head ? He married Misses Sweet Potato head

Skwiggie

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Cheap eats in Vegas Posted: 10/5/2009 5:08:23 PM
Well they must have seen me coming. Not only did I get fleased for the booze but my money that went to Vagas, STAYED in Vagas

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Why Are Over 45 Men In Love With Motorcycles? Posted: 10/5/2009 5:05:29 PM
Yeah but a REAL man would ride a moped. It takes a lot of courage to take all that finger pointing and laughing.

Skwiggie

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Is it possible to like both very voluptuous women and super-skinny ones? Posted: 10/5/2009 5:01:44 PM
I think I'd rather sleep atop a water bed instead of laying on a bed of chop sticks.

Skwiggie

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How did you lose your first love? Posted: 10/5/2009 4:58:00 PM
I've been losing my first love only recently. Maybe if I get some viagra my first love will perk back up.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Cheap eats in Vegas Posted: 10/5/2009 4:55:35 PM
where was the free booze??? I paid $20.00 for a tall margaretta at the Mandalay

Skwiggie

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Traveling Alone? Posted: 10/5/2009 4:53:45 PM
I spent one month and one day in my travel trailer this summer travelling through 15 states. The only thing I missed about home was my shower. Skinny dipping in those cold secluded rivers and streams, or taking a wash cloth bath was getting mighty annoying after a while.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Is it possible to like both very voluptuous women and super-skinny ones? Posted: 10/5/2009 4:47:44 PM
Looks come and go. If you can't carry on a conversation with a person then keep-on-stepp'in.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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do women from different countries act differently Posted: 10/5/2009 4:41:14 PM
O.K. Doctor Phil.

Skwiggie

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Men Shaved??? Posted: 10/5/2009 4:38:45 PM
Hey girls ! Guess what I'm shaving right now ??? It's long wet and slippery and it's not my tongue .

Skwiggie

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Who would you pick ? Posted: 10/5/2009 4:36:45 PM
I'd rather pick my nose

Skwiggie

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How much money does a man need to make to keep you interested in him? Posted: 10/5/2009 4:34:09 PM
The old clunker just went in for repairs, I still need to buy candy for the little beggers, and the rent is due. I'm so darn broke this month that I can't even afford to pay attention. Would there happen to be a sugar mama out there some where looking to help a sweety pie of a fellow like myself out when he's down on his luck ??? If so we can do a little Bob Barker by saying..."COME ON DOWN.....THIS FELLER'S YURS IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT". (please, no checks. Just certified money orders)...

Skwiggie

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do women from different countries act differently Posted: 10/4/2009 10:43:46 AM
If you disrobe some women from some countries you may find them strapped with dinomite. So I would have to say YES there may be differences.

Skwiggie

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Who would you pick ? Posted: 10/4/2009 10:37:01 AM
I would pick neither. Buy a juicer, get a tread mill, lose the weight, and THEN be all you described and more.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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I'm on the couch ! Posted: 10/4/2009 10:33:53 AM
I would think she's probably tired from raising all THE kids. Try a penis pump or extends or anything to get her attention. Maybe she's just tired of only getting the nub-rub and is looking for something worth actually going to the bedroom for. Either that or replace your conventional couch with a hide-a-bed couch. No excuses then.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Why Are Over 45 Men In Love With Motorcycles? Posted: 10/4/2009 10:19:33 AM
I have noticed that most sportster riders are in fact in their middle to late years in age and not only have unkept apperiences but generally over weight. So I guess riding what has traditionally been refered to as a HOG applies.

Skwiggie

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How much money does a man need to make to keep you interested in him? Posted: 10/4/2009 8:08:52 AM
Now you know how men feel.

Skwiggie

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She is barely legal, He is 48 Posted: 10/4/2009 8:07:13 AM
I don't think you could get many people to tune in on a Miss Senior Citizen Pagant. The mind, male/female, is geared for attractivness regardless of the age. Just so happens as many of us age we lose our looks to father time and mother nature. And many more just lose their attractivness to neglect.Frankly I find Raquel Welsh who is I believe 9 years my senior extremely attractive, as is Sher, Meryl Streep, need I go on? Older men wanting younger gals??? I don't see that as the case. I believe if women of age take care of their health and stay fit that they wouldn't even feel the need to be interested in reading topics like this.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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How much money does a man need to make to keep you interested in him? Posted: 10/4/2009 5:09:00 AM
I've got 14 dollars in my wallet, about thirty some cents and a wad of lint in my pocket...... ANY LADIES INTERESTED !!!!!

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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She is barely legal, He is 48 Posted: 10/4/2009 5:05:36 AM
When I turned 50 there was a hot bodied little 28 year old gal chasing after me. If SHE hadn't been the aggressor I would have never approched her simply because of the age difference. Long story short........We lived together for less than a year with my enjoying the best sex I have ever had. She eventually moved on with a younger fellow. I enjoyed the time with her. The only regrets are that when she moved on she moved on with my truck and everything in the checking account. Guess I got what I deserved for not thinking with the right head.

Skwiggie

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She is barely legal, He is 48 Posted: 10/4/2009 4:56:37 AM
Not to mention you are one fine looking lady !.

Skwiggie

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Is it possible to like both very voluptuous women and super-skinny ones? Posted: 10/3/2009 4:18:35 PM
Very nice post Maqicalmary

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Why Are Over 45 Men In Love With Motorcycles? Posted: 10/3/2009 3:58:25 PM
If a bike is a reflection of ones self then I would like all to see my moped: It is a 1980 Sachs in fantastic condition for it's years. People underestimate it's qualities as a hardy machine but being that it was made in Nernburg Germany with the finist detail to quality and workmanship you can see why it is a very sought after bike yet today. Very rare and hard to find. It has very sexy Europian lines with an almost motorcycle look to it. Even the name SACHS sounds a bit like SEXXXXX. So truely I must be riding the right machine for the the person I am...............

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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How much money does a man need to make to keep you interested in him? Posted: 10/3/2009 2:51:24 PM
Any sugar mamas out there looking for a kept man??? Well here I am ! Just make the right sounds (shah-chink) and I'll come a running.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Men Shaved??? Posted: 10/3/2009 12:38:28 PM
I find that just the act of shaving in and of itself can be very erotic, especially when it comes to all the handling that is involved in the act. One needs to straighten things out first so as to get a tighter skin texture so as not to get any nicks. Then there is the pulling him to one side for all the warm shaving cream and bic action that will be taking place. Then bending him the other way for more of the same. Then there is the holding of the upper foreskin toward the head of the little fellow, sort of like you were picking up a puppy by the nap of his neck with your thumb and forefinger, and then suspending his whole erect body up so as to shave his underside. And this is where the utmost caution should be taken too. Many a boys have been injured during this delicate proceedure. Shave those fellows who have been hanging around but not all that well. Keep a little something there for antichaffing purposes. You will appreciate it later on. And never and I mean NEVER should you ever shave your butt crack. Those growing back nubs will KILL you for the first week or so.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Traveling Alone? Posted: 10/3/2009 12:06:37 PM
I took the travel trailer up to Mackinaw for the weekend and took my parot along for company. He sqwauked the whole way, complaining about everything from how fast I was driving to how weak I made his margareta. I promised myself to never bring that little feathered S.O.B. with me ever again. He now resides in his lovely cage in the living room where he can piss and moan about how I never take him anywhere any more and how weak I still make his margaretas. He's just horrible when he's drinking. From now on it's me, myself, and I who vacation together.

Skwiggie

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Cheap eats in Vegas Posted: 10/3/2009 11:28:02 AM
If you got to eat at the airport you don't belong in Vagas

Skwiggie

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WHY R OLDER GUYS SO SEXY???????? Posted: 10/3/2009 11:26:04 AM
I bet Jack LaLane could pound a young gals love canal till it juiced !

Skwiggie

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Cheap eats in Vegas Posted: 10/2/2009 7:50:53 PM
Been to Vagas and found absolutly NOTHING cheap about that place.

Skwiggie

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Traveling Alone? Posted: 10/2/2009 7:38:26 PM
I just got back from travelling through 15 states about two months ago. Did it all alone too. Enjoyed myself tremendously.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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WHY R OLDER GUYS SO SEXY???????? Posted: 10/2/2009 5:41:30 PM
AHH EXCUSE ME,,,,,ENDURANCE ISSUES ??? At 60 years old I am probably MORE endurable now then I have ever been in my life. One relationship I had with probably the horniest women I have ever met would have three orgasms to my one. Of course it took me a good half hour of marathoning action to get myself off but she said that worked PERFECTLY for her. I'm not so quick to pop like I was when I was younger. It takes me a lot longer now but the ladies say it's well worth the wait. Please wait till you're older before making comments about what you think a senior is capable of. You must be watching too many of those Viagra comercials.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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A math question: Is there any way to increase your odds when buying lottery tickets? Posted: 10/2/2009 3:14:12 PM
You can increase your odds of winning by buying more than one ticket. Two tickets doesn't exactly double your percentages of a win but gives you double the chance of being a winner. SO,,,,Buy $150,000,000.oo worth of tickets on a $300,000,000.00 pot and you should be right up there around the 50/50 chance of winning. Of course after taxes and paying back your delinquint student load and back child support you might come out with enough to maybe play a dollar on the next weeks drawing.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Is it wrong for husbands to sexually neglect their wife...but still expect commitment and faith?? Posted: 10/2/2009 2:59:18 PM
Personally I wish that every man on this good old earth would sexuaslly neglect his wife. Then that might leave an opening for ME to sneek in to the picture.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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What do you think of a peron committing suicide over a broken heart?? Posted: 10/2/2009 2:51:28 PM
It's a permanent answer to a temperary problem

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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How did you lose your first love? Posted: 10/2/2009 2:45:17 PM
I was 16, she was 14. I joined the navy on a delayed entry program at 16 and was in boot camp two weeks after I turned 17. Thought I was a man back then but in hind sight I was just a boy. By the time I discharged she was with some other and I was broken hearted. That was my first real heart break, but believe me it wasn't the last. Sometimes I wished I was like the Tin man on the Wizzard of Oz.

Skwiggie

Joined: 9/26/2009

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Sweet potatoes and ???????? Posted: 10/2/2009 1:40:12 PM
Believe it or not but I eat my sweet potatos raw. I peal them and then cut them into something similar to a carret stick strip. Not only do they taste fantastic that way but you get the complete food value from the raw vegitable. I have two juicers and a blender so sometimes I even make a Frankinstiens version of what some people call a smoothie, only mine tastes horrible. Sweet potato, carret, spinach, apple, pinapple , then pinch your nose and swallow it quickly. Your body will thank you for it.

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