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Posted In Forum: All Forums Alabama Alaska Alberta Arizona Arkansas Art/Music Ask A Girl Ask A Guy Australia British Columbia Broken Hearts California Colorado Connecticut Dating & Love Advice Dating Experiences Dating Sites Delaware District Of Columbia Event Hosts forum Florida Georgia Hawaii Health & Fitness Humor Idaho Illinois Indiana Introductions Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Manitoba Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana Nebraska Nevada New Brunswick New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Newfoundland News/Current Events North Carolina North Dakota Nova Scotia Off Topic Ohio Oklahoma Ontario Oregon Over 30 Over 45 Pennsylvania Plentyoffish Get Togethers Plentyoffish Site/Suggestions/Help Poems And Quotes Politics Prince Edward Island Profile Reviews Quebec Recipes & Cooking Relationships Religion/Supernatural Rhode Island Saskatchewan Science/Philosophy Sex and Dating Single Parents South Carolina South Dakota Sports Stories/creative writing Technology and computers Tennessee Testimonials Texas Uk Forums Utah Vermont Virginia Volunteer Moderators Only Washington West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming Home   login   MyForums   Show ALL Forums      Author  Thread: meeting half way with lifestyles  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 11 (view)   meeting half way with lifestyles Posted: 1/11/2008 5:30:27 PM Always had the opposite problem, they seem to abandon their own interests/friends for mine. Hey, I love doing the things I do and and hanging with my friends, but hey I want to know more about you and do the things you like to. It only expands ones mind. (unless its a trip to the mall lol!)  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 10 (view)   real life cyber sex Posted: 7/27/2007 1:30:47 PM Hey I think I lived that.......  rocking lv Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 57 (view)   Las Vegas Posted: 5/24/2007 4:20:08 PM I think they sell them at the adult superstores. If you are in vegas, you are never more then 5 minutes from the closest one. "OKAY.........shrimp ring??? WHAT the hell is that??"  rocking lv Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 14 (view)   Texas Small Town Fever Posted: 5/24/2007 4:18:02 PM Check out the timing for county fairs as well. Fun ... AND educational.  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 16 (view)   He still makes my heart leap Posted: 1/8/2007 3:51:18 PM Run Forest Run!!!!  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 11 (view)   must say, this is the funniest cutest msg I've received so far... Posted: 12/22/2006 2:34:15 PM Id ask him how far into debt and whats your credit card number!  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 1 (view)   My new pickup Lines!! Posted: 12/22/2006 11:08:03 AM I should be getting all the hot chicks now!!!! hope its not a dupe! 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 2 (view)   Exercise Posted: 12/12/2006 10:39:43 AM Your supposed to get drunk first! then its not so bad.  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 5 (view)   Family Guy Fans Posted: 5/22/2006 4:48:42 PM One of my favorites was when lois was smashing peters face into a roll of red carpet that he had laid out in the room and she is shouting. "say you love to eat read carpet!" over and over. Quagmire is walking by outside, hears her and faints.  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 17 (view)   the “take-it-b*tch” thing Posted: 5/17/2006 11:12:16 AM When you refer to her and "take it ****" do you mean she is saying that to you?? Does it involve a strap-on?? Run forest run!  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 44 (view)   Why Is Internet Dating SO Hard!! Posted: 4/19/2006 4:10:10 PM Mostly I think I have a hard time because I am so perfect and everyone else is so not! Actually I think its just like anywhere else, but its a little easier to be a keyboard warrior and say hello to a complete stranger. So, a lot of us meet more people online that in the real world. Meeting more people means meeting more weirdos. At least thats what the girls call me.  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 12 (view)   Do you have a co worker that just gets under your skin Posted: 4/19/2006 3:58:35 PM I genuinely get along with just about EVERYONE. BUT, there is one person at work that I cannot event talk to for 1 minute without just becoming furious. Its kind of weird, considering my normal state.  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 83 (view)   Irritating Profile/Online Cliche's You'd Like to Retire... Posted: 4/19/2006 3:54:54 PM "You have now been served with a restraining order." GOD I hate that one!  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 47 (view)   Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid Posted: 4/19/2006 2:15:19 PM Your one tree short of a hammock His driveway doesn't quite reach the house.  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 553 (view)   Great Expectations - biggest fraud yet Posted: 4/18/2006 4:33:33 PM eharmony was the worse for me, apparently I am the perfect match for fat mexican chicks with 10 children. Because that is all they ever matched with me. I guess they figured out that I think Latin women are hot, but thats it!  Rocking LV Joined: 4/6/2006 Msg: 10 (view)   i think i've been wasting my time Posted: 4/18/2006 3:39:40 PM Run forest Run!!!   Show ALL Forums